I won’t cry for you because my mascara is expensive

With no one to protect me, I am a weak girl, so I can only teach myself to be a tomboy

The most painful time is the best time, you can see many things clearly

As soon as I come online, you go offline. As soon as I come online, you go online. I am alive now, why don’t you die?

Show your temper, that’s called nature. Suppressing your temper is your skill

I won't cry for you because my mascara is very expensive.

I wish I was just a child who would laugh when given a candy and cry when I fell down. There is no need to disguise yourself beyond recognition, and there is no need to suppress your feelings.

What is hard to guard against is the gentle knife given by the people around you

Look at people with your time and heart, not your eyes and gossip

The real function of tears is Clean your eyes so that you can clearly see the person who made you cry.

Mr. Lu Xun’s biggest regret in his life was that the articles he wrote with his life were used by future generations for homework.

I can’t control my temper well. I don’t have such a big heart, and I can’t take care of everyone’s feelings.

One person’s love is not as good as that of ten thousand people, and one person’s love is not as great as that of ten thousand people’s love. I will never cry for you again because my mascara is too expensive

1. I will never cry for you again because my mascara is too expensive.

2. One day, you will meet that person who will watch every sunrise with you until the end of your life.

3. I am not good at words, but I always want to talk nonsense with you.

4. Is there anyone like you who can invade someone's heart so casually and still stay there without leaving?

5. Deteriorated feelings are like cigarettes. They are nutritious but cannot be thrown away. They are kept to corrode oneself bit by bit.

6. I seriously suspect that Yue Lao used my red string to knit long johns.

7. One of the most wonderful things in the world is when you hug someone you love and they hug you tighter.

8. In every dream I have, you are never absent.

9． It’s been half a year since we broke up, and he added me today. The verification message is: I owe you my future!

10． Two people who truly love each other will not lose to appearance, distance, height, age, or other people's nonsense.

11. I only have one dream, four words, with you along the way.

12. Don't say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy, like, believe you.

13. Every big move I make is just to attract your attention.

14. Some people say that forgetting someone is actually very simple, don't meet him, don't be mean. However, when we are ignorant, there will always be such a person who makes us fall for him for many years.

15. Some people were originally just passers-by in life, but later became frequent visitors in memory.

16． It was only after a long time that I realized that there is destined to be a person in this world. Although he belongs to you for a very short time, if you want to forget him, it will take a lifetime.

17. You are used to using your name to reject others. What brand of mascara is yours? You cried like this and your makeup didn’t fall off

Introduction: When I first got together with my girlfriend, she said she liked drama. I asked her what she liked. She refused to tell me about the drama. Until one day I saw a photo of her without makeup and asked her if she liked Sichuan Opera. She said how did you know? I said I'm not blind, you look like a face-changing enthusiast at first glance.

1. Today I accidentally saw a row of English letters "WJDWTZNDXHDbrG" under the desk of my deskmate, please translate what it means. God’s reply: I think that thing at my desk is too short, not as good as a dog!

2. My friend has been in a relationship for three months and has yet to get down to business. Today, a few friends were having dinner at his house. His mother scolded him again and asked him to resolve the matter quickly. His friends looked embarrassed.

His mother was so angry that she slapped him in the face: "Is it a mule or a horse that can't be taken to the bed for a walk?"

3. It has been seven years since my wife and I obtained the birth certificate. When we applied for the birth certificate, we were told that our birth certificate could not be found online. The marriage certificate showed that she was married to another stranger. What kind of rhythm is this? Have I been sleeping with someone else's wife?

4. One night, the Internet was disconnected at home, so I went to eat snacks by the neighbor’s window to use the WiFi. Suddenly the door opened wide, and a beautiful woman wrapped in a bath towel rushed out with a toilet brush and cursed: "I've seen people peek at other people's baths. This is the first time I've ever seen someone bring snacks to peek."

5. A beautiful colleague just came to work and said as soon as she walked in: "Wow, it smells so good." I proudly said: "Brother's body fragrance!" Then the beautiful woman said: "I haven't eaten stinky tofu in a long time, I'm so greedy. …”

6. When I was walking on the road after get off work, a car passed by the puddled road at a high speed and splashed muddy water all over me. At that time, I couldn’t help but secretly determined that when I have money in the future, I must buy a waterproof jacket. .

7. When I quarrel with my wife, I blurt out a lot of things when I get excited! My wife refused and said angrily, "Say that again!" I got angry at that time, and I said it again and again, and the Yangtze River rolled eastward!

8. Wife: "Whoever doesn't get divorced today will have grandchildren!" Husband: "Grandma, what do you want to eat for lunch today? I'll make it!"

9. In the department store I went to the restroom in the mall and grabbed one of the two lighters in the car. When I was squatting in the pit, I realized that I was out of gas and couldn't hit. I kept hitting there. At this time, someone came into the pit next door. After a while, a lighter stretched out from the gap below. I lit it and passed a cigarette back... This is called repaying kindness!

10. The company manager went to the police station to report the incident. He said: Officer, our cashier is missing. The police asked: Have the company's safes been checked? The manager said: It has been thoroughly inspected. The policeman asked: How is it? The manager said: He's not inside.

11. I just saw a beautiful woman at the bus stop. I mustered up the courage to walk up to her and strike up a conversation: "Beauty, may I ask where you live and which bus are you waiting for?" the beautiful woman said disgustedly. : "I've never seen such a diligent bus driver like you."

12. A young man always felt that his work was not going well. The kind old chairman listened to his complaints with a smile and picked up a raw egg. When I put it on the table, the egg rolled on the floor and broke. The old chairman picked up another one and did the same thing. When he picked up the fifth egg, the young man suddenly said: "I understand, you are saying that only cooked eggs can stand up." The old chairman blew out a smoke ring kindly: "I mean I don't want to Just get out of here."

13. When I went home at night, I saw a man standing on the roof, holding a mobile phone, walking around as if he would jump down at any time. Oh my god, I have to go quickly. Call the police, "Comrade police, something bad has happened. Someone is standing on the roof of our house! Stealing my WiFi!"

14. Jack Ma once said: A man's career and appearance are inversely proportional. I couldn't help but look in the mirror. It seemed that I was destined to accomplish nothing in my life.

15. One day when my wife was shopping online at home, I walked to the side, turned the chair around and said to her: Wife, I want to grow old with you! My wife was very moved after hearing this and said to me: Husband, I am also willing to grow old with you. I hurriedly said: Wife, let’s not buy the anti-aging essence that costs more than 2,000 yuan!

16. "When I was a kid, I played house and pretended to be real. Now I think about it and I'm quite embarrassed." "What do you mean, I slept with the little girl?" "No, I beat him. She had a meal. "

17. It was almost lunch yesterday, and I asked what kind of food was being cooked. My sister was the first to say: "Fried beans with meat." I looked at the plate full of beans and asked, "Where's the meat?" My sister said, "Among the beans, you can eat the ones with insect holes and eyes."

18. It is very dangerous if a girl is at home alone when signing for express delivery. Especially girls who often stay at home and shop online. It's best to pretend you're with a companion, and be careful with handsome couriers. If she wants to invite you in, run away and don't look back.

19. One day I misunderstood my husband. I kept scolding him on the phone at night. After scolding him for a while, I heard the sound of "kick-kick-kick". I thought it was the signal, but I didn't speak. , as soon as he spoke, he yelled at the phone: "What are you doing!" He said aggrievedly: "Tap the screen." I said, "Why are you tapping the screen! You are sick!" He said even more aggrievedly: "Hit you." The screen saver was my photo...

20. I had an argument with my boyfriend on the phone and was crying. My best friend came to comfort me. Suddenly, she stared into my eyes. , came up with a sentence: "What brand of mascara do you have? You cried like this and your makeup didn't fall off?" Damn it, I'm so sad, can't you be more serious?

21. My girlfriend was sitting on the sofa reading a magazine. She suddenly raised her head and asked me: "Hey, do you think a round face is more beautiful or a V-shaped face?" I held her down. He looked over his shoulder, stared into her eyes and said seriously: "Don't think too much, a pig kidney face is just fine."

22. After a man and a woman break up, what is the saddest thing for a man? The first one is "not enough"; the second one is "not enough".

23. It doesn’t matter if a girl is fat. Because she is fat, her breasts will also grow bigger. Boys must not be overweight, because the fatter they are, the shorter and smaller their penis will become.

24. I just met a classmate in the administrative service center. She exclaimed: "Ah, you are pregnant. How many months are you pregnant?" "Four months." She added: "I don't want to get married. I'll let you know." I responded with a smile: "I'll definitely call you next time." On the way back, I was thinking, she must have been sent by God to ruin me. Am I that fat?

25. Today, the dormitory director was walking back and forth in the dormitory. I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I said to him: "If you leave again, I will break your legs." The dormitory director: " Break my legs. Who the hell is going to help you make food?" His reasons were so good that I was speechless.

26. I bought a new pair of pants for my second-rate husband today. He came back within ten minutes and broke his knee. I was so angry: "You broke the pants you just bought in less than ten minutes." Unexpectedly, the second-rate husband said aggrievedly: "I'm sorry, I didn't have time to take off my pants when I fell." Me: "..."

27. I remember when I was a kid, someone was setting off firecrackers during the Chinese New Year. I picked up a big firecracker and lit it with a lighter. Then I threw the lighter away and the world became so quiet!

28. Put aside whether you believe in love or not. The most sad thing is that I was single when Faye Wong and Nicholas Tse were together. They got back together after 11 years, and I am still single.

29. I wore very loose clothes and took the bus to school in the morning. Two handsome guys offered me my seat. In order not to embarrass everyone, I sat down holding my waist and rubbing my belly, and turned to the person next to me. Aunt asked for advice on parenting for a long time...

30. Xiao Ming, gender: male, nationality: Chinese, occupation: appears in various word problems and jokes. Together with Xiaohong, Xiaofang, and Xiaogang, they are also known as the Four King Kongs in the field of mathematics. He often asks his classmates to help him make tables, get ink on the questions, and even help him calculate how many pens he has. This is the deepest hatred of those born in the 70s, 80s, and 90s. one of the people.

Postscript: I am a university monk. I was washing clothes in the water room today. The water suddenly stopped. The god next to me touched the water pipe and said affectionately: Don't make trouble... The water turned out to be ridiculous. Here we go, leaving lz alone and messy in the wind... Girls' QQ space talk collection: Don't bow your head, the crown will fall off, don't cry, mascara is so expensive

1. You are not worthy of your ambition, and you are not worthy of your suffering.

2. You must be nicer to your boyfriend in the future, after all, he is the most discerning person in the world.

3. I forgave the dog once, but my hands were dirty for the rest of my life.

4. My heart is broken into QR codes, and no one has scanned them for me yet.

5. If you like someone, you have to confess it. At worst, you won't even be friends. Being friends is useless. I don't lack friends, I lack you.

6. I can just leave like you, but I can't forget like you.

7. Find someone who loves you and forget someone you love.

8. I don't like to snatch things back and forth and end up with wounds all over my body, so I might as well give them up and let each of us be fine.

9． Like a cat, it grows up in the wind and rain, and when it encounters a little love, it becomes home.

10． It takes a moment to reach out, but it takes many years to hold hands. No matter who you meet, he is the person who should appear in your life, and it is no accident. If we don't owe each other, how can we meet each other?

11. I have cut my hair short, fallen in love with bad people, had red eyes, and have seen through love.

12. You have to learn to reject others, and you have to get used to it. No matter how you change, some people just hate you for no reason.

13. Don’t bow your head, the crown will fall off, Don’t Cry mascara is so expensive.

14. The biggest temper a girl can have is to act like a mute and not speak.

15． The world was so simple when I was a child. My father's shoulders were the highest in the world, and my mother was the hero who could arrange everything properly. The most common competition with my friends is to see who can run faster and who gets more certificates. War is just a snowball fight with friends. The worst pain I ever experienced was just a skinned knee. Goodbye, just see you tomorrow. /suanming/

16. When I tell you my troubles, it's not a complaint, it's my trust in you.

17. Those things that never come back, I have to pretend I don’t own them.

18. Don't say extreme things out of impulsiveness. No one is willing to exchange enthusiasm for indifference or considerateness for hurt.

19. I learned clean language and quiet laughter, followed the wind and regarded loneliness as freedom.

20. When something goes wrong, I will not rush to blame others. Instead, I will reflect on myself first. If it is really my fault, I will think about how to blame it on others.

21. I will not let you down for all your affection, and I will cry for you for all your grievances.

22. Until the end, all tenderness is called the past.

23. Smile and silence are two effective weapons: smiling can solve many problems, and silence can avoid many problems.

24. You smile so beautifully, as if you have never been hurt.

25. Mothers have a common problem. As long as you tell them which dish is delicious, they will cook that dish frequently until you complain in disgust. In fact, all her life, she has been trying her best to give you everything she thinks is good to you, and she is overwhelmed with love.

26. I am already kneeling in mathematics, I don’t know English, I am drunk in chemistry, I have no memorization of Chinese, I am useless in physics, and I am already asleep.

27. You had fun with short sleeves in the bright sunshine in the south, and I huddled up in the cold night in the north.

28. Don't chase a horse. Use the time you spend chasing horses to plant grass. When spring comes and flowers bloom next year, there will be a group of horses for you to choose from.

29. Perhaps, the most beautiful thing is not to retain time, but to retain memories. I hope that time is just like the first time we met.

30. People who are easily soft-hearted are worthy of being treated with care. After all, even if you stab her in the back maliciously, as long as you pretend to be sincere and coax her a few times and then apologize to her, she will put away all her previous resentment towards you. Treat it as an accident. You are not worthy of your ambition, and you are not worthy of your suffering.