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My friend wrote a 600-word composition on Ersanshi.
I once had a very good friend-Sunseeker. Sunseeker is a little taller than me, one year older than me. I observed her face carefully. The full moon face, eyebrows and hair are all shiny, and there is a delicate atmosphere in simplicity. When I smile, there are two dimples in my mouth, which are both pure and handsome.
In a test, my composition was poor, even not up to the intermediate level. The teacher didn't scold me or say anything about me, but gave me a meaningful look, as if to say, "Moya, how can you write such a poor composition when your learning level is above average?" Seeing the teacher's eyes like this, my bottom line finally collapsed and I was desperate at the same time. I cried for a whole recess, and I crawled on the desk with tears in my eyes. I seem to hear sunseeker say to me, "Life has its ups and downs. In the face of setbacks, we must have firm will and belief, bravely face setbacks, challenge difficulties, and never give up until we reach our goals. " Dai Jing, how can you cry with this little setback? "I suddenly looked up and saw her smile, as warm as sunshine, and let me bathe in it. Yes! How should I despair? How can I give up? Yes, I won't stop until I reach my goal! Finally, my efforts paid off. If it weren't for sunseeker, I would have given up ... everything became clear. It seems that I have to thank her!
I remember another time, after class, I walked out of the classroom and saw the sky was low and dark clouds filled. Soon, thick raindrops were scattered violently on the ground, and the dark sky seemed to collapse, so I stayed there. Suddenly, Sunseeker came over and patted me on the shoulder and said, "What? No umbrella? " "well! Alas! Going home will become a drowned rat! " "How did that happen? Let me take you home! I brought an umbrella! " "good!" She took an umbrella and tried to push it towards me. After the lightning, there was thunder. I curled my arms in fear. Sunseeker comforted me while holding an umbrella and said, "Don't be afraid!" " "Suddenly my foot slipped, sunseeker caught me, and both of us almost fell down. When I arrived at my door, I couldn't help feeling sorry when I looked at her wet half sleeves. Look at me again. Nothing is wet except a few drops of rain. I'm sorry to say, "I'm sorry! "Thank you for your hard work!" Who knows that she didn't care: "Oh! What is hard work? It's hard to send you home? I am passing by! " Say that finish, she waved, turned her head and walked in the opposite direction to my house with a smile!
At that moment, I seemed to see the power of friendship, as if I heard the voice of friendship, as if I smelled the flavor of friendship. ...
450-word composition: My friend rewarded two or three things more, 50.
My friend has long hair, round eyes, small mouth and a hoarse voice. She is my best friend and my best classmate-Xie Yu.
She is diligent and studious, and she is a good example to me.
She told me that if the desk was messy every day, she would tidy it up and clean it herself. As soon as I stepped into her room, it was clean
She doesn't often raise her hand to speak in class, but she sits up straight in class and listens to the teacher carefully.
She is also very helpful. Once, I played with her in the park and walked to the gate of the playground. I suddenly tripped over a small stone and was injured, but it was not serious. Xie Yuchong came over and asked me, "What's wrong with you? Are you all right? " "It hurts a little." I said in a trembling voice. At that time, she took out a band-aid from her mother's bag, and then she gently put it on me.
She is also smart and polite ... I must study hard from her.
The friend Ersanshi has 300 words, and the last paragraph of his composition is divided into groups and tables for the second time shortly after the start of school. I was arranged to sit with Zhang Ziyi. Sometimes Zhang Ziyi bullied me and once accidentally hurt my eyes. When I came home from school that day, I opened QQ and sent a message to Zhang Ziyi's mother, telling Zhang Ziyi's mother about getting her eyes done. Later, Zhang Ziyi and I lived in peace, and we never menstruated again.
In the third group, I was arranged to sit in Yu Yang's seat. Once I went home in the afternoon and opened my schoolbag, only to find that Yu Yang's notebook was in the schoolbag, so I opened QQ and sent a message to Yu Yang's mother that Yu Yang's notebook was in the schoolbag. Not long after, Yu Yang's mother appeared downstairs, so I gave Yu Yang's notebook to Yu Yang's mother.
Once I went to school in the morning, the weather was fine, and it began to rain after school in the afternoon. I was just about to call my father to send an umbrella. Wang Xinya offered to give me an umbrella and take me home.
The composition of "Two or Three Things of Friends" is 200 words. Two or three things between me and my good friend.
After school at noon yesterday, my good friends Li Tian and Wang Heyang and I didn't go home directly. We went to the haunted house, which is the basement exit behind Oscar. We saw a group of children go in from one side and come out from the other. Curious, we ran down after them. When I got to the bottom, I found that there was no exit and I came out. We went in through the other entrance and found that both entrances were open.
After coming out, we found that my other friends Pang Chengren and Fang had just arrived here, and then we went home together.
My good friend is Cheng, and I always wanted to play with him when I was in kindergarten. But he always didn't play with me, because there was a touching Han, so he didn't play with me. Now that the epic Han is gone, Cheng has no friends, so he can only play with me.
How to write two or three things in a friend's composition?
Zheng Xiao:
Hello! You know best that I used to hate writing, so my composition is very bad: usually a composition has only two sentences, of which the first sentence is very long, often with twenty or thirty words, and the second sentence is very short, usually with only four or five words. There are too many typos and the sentences are meaningless. My uncle often sarcastically said to me, "In the past, there was a short and wonderful program called' Three Sentences and a Half' on the stage. Your composition is shorter and more exciting, and you even created a unique style called' one and a half sentences', which can collect wrong words and sentences. " You know I love writing now, so you often ask me, "How did you fall in love with writing?" Don't worry, let me tell you slowly.
I was assigned to Class 4 (5) this semester, with Teacher Xie as the head teacher and Chinese class. I often raise my hand to answer questions and have been praised by Teacher Xie many times. Sometimes, I get wrong answers, and Teacher Xie encourages me. Every time I go to consult Mr. Xie, she takes pains to give me answers and often shows me some composition materials. Soon, I was listed as an excellent student by her, but my composition was still poor. On one occasion, Teacher Xie said to me: "Composition is a comprehensive expression of Chinese knowledge, which accounts for the most points in the exam. If you want to improve your Chinese performance, you must write a good composition. " She also taught me how to improve my writing ability: learn words, phrases and sentences well, read more model essays, observe carefully, accumulate more good words and sentences, write more, practice more, and listen to people's suggestions ... She also said that my uncle's writing style is good, so I should ask him more. I remembered teacher Xie's words and secretly made up my mind to read many excellent compositions. When I meet good words and sentences, I write them down in a special notebook. I often give my written composition to Teacher Xie and my uncle for comments.
Once, I wrote a composition called "Appreciating the Moon", with only over forty words. When I showed it to my uncle, he said it was too short and asked me to write it longer. I thought about it, but I couldn't start this article. My uncle instructed me, but I didn't listen. Seeing this, my uncle said, "Otherwise, I'll try." I said, "well, I'll see how long you can write." Uncle really started to help me rewrite it, and it will be written soon. He also published this article on the Internet in my name. In a few days, this article actually passed the strict review of the website reviewers and was posted online. When he asked me to read his rewritten articles on the computer, I was shocked: dozens of articles I thought had nothing to write were expanded into more than 4,800 words by him. God, it's over 100 times more than my original manuscript. It's wonderful. It turns out that there is so much to write about a simple thing. From then on, I bid farewell to my original' one and a half sentences' style. My uncle said, "Although this article was published in your name, it is no longer your article. When your writing level reaches or exceeds the level of this article, it is your article. " I nodded, determined to surpass the writing level of this article. Really, this article has always inspired me to improve my writing level.
My uncle and teacher Xie taught me to write articles from the people I know best and the things that impressed me the most. The most familiar person around me is my cousin, and the most impressive thing is the nose-adding game organized by Mr. Wang in the third grade. So, I wrote two articles to my uncle, entitled "My Bookworm Sister" and "Unforgettable Nose-adding Game". After reading it, my uncle said, "Yes, great progress has been made. These two articles can be published online. " He put two of my articles on the Internet. Sure enough, my two articles were published online soon. This is my own article! I am very happy. Under the constant guidance of Teacher Xie and my uncle, I have published more than ten articles on the Internet continuously.
My efforts have not been in vain, but I am still far from success. I think if I can do it, so can you. Your Chinese score is better than mine. If you are willing to work hard and listen to the teacher's guidance, your writing level will definitely surpass mine. I'll stop here.
I wish you good health and academic progress!
A summary of the two or three things of a friend _900 words
The past is like a trickle, following the footsteps of my childhood and gurgling out of my mind. ...
I once had a very good friend-Sunseeker. Sunseeker is a little taller than me, one year older than me. I observed her face carefully. The full moon face, eyebrows and hair are all shiny, and there is a delicate atmosphere in simplicity. When I smile, there are two dimples in my mouth, which are both pure and handsome.
In a test, my composition was poor, even not up to the intermediate level. The teacher didn't scold me or say anything about me, but gave me a meaningful look, as if to say, "Moya, how can you write such a poor composition when your learning level is above average?" Seeing the teacher's eyes like this, my bottom line finally collapsed and I was desperate at the same time. I cried for a whole recess, and I crawled on the desk with tears in my eyes. I seem to hear sunseeker say to me, "Life has its ups and downs. In the face of setbacks, we must have firm will and belief, bravely face setbacks, challenge difficulties, and never give up until we reach our goals. " Dai Jing, how can you cry with this little setback? "I suddenly looked up and saw her smile, as warm as sunshine, and let me bathe in it. Yes! How should I despair? How can I give up? Yes, I won't stop until I reach my goal! Finally, my efforts paid off. If it weren't for sunseeker, I would have given up ... everything became clear. It seems that I have to thank her!
I remember another time, after class, I walked out of the classroom and saw the sky was low and dark clouds filled. Soon, thick raindrops were scattered violently on the ground, and the dark sky seemed to collapse, so I stayed there. Suddenly, Sunseeker came over and patted me on the shoulder and said, "What? No umbrella? " "well! Alas! Going home will become a drowned rat! " "How did that happen? Let me take you home! I brought an umbrella! " "good!" She took an umbrella and tried to push it towards me. After the lightning, there was thunder. I curled my arms in fear. Sunseeker comforted me while holding an umbrella and said, "Don't be afraid!" " "Suddenly my foot slipped, sunseeker caught me, and both of us almost fell down. When I arrived at my door, I couldn't help feeling sorry when I looked at her wet half sleeves. Look at me again. Nothing is wet except a few drops of rain. I'm sorry to say, "I'm sorry! "Thank you for your hard work!" Who knows that she didn't care: "Oh! What is hard work? It's hard to send you home? I am passing by! " Say that finish, she waved, turned her head and walked in the opposite direction to my house with a smile!
At that moment, I seemed to see the power of friendship, as if I heard the voice of friendship, as if I smelled the flavor of friendship. ...
600 hours of writing by a good friend passed quickly, and I was in Grade Three before I knew it. Many interesting things have happened around me. They are like a string of pearls, scattered in my memory, and I always laugh when I think of myself. Today I will tell you two stories.
I am a cheerful girl, and my mother and I usually like joking. Once, my mother told a joke about parrots. After school, I jumped up the stairs with my schoolbag on my back and knocked on the children. My mother asked, "Who is it?" I suddenly remembered the joke and replied, "Plumber." Another time, when my mother came home from work, my grandfather opened the door before I could open it. I didn't come in until my mother came into the room. No, I pushed my mother out of the door and asked her to knock again. Mother knocked at the door and said, "The plumber is back!" " "I just opened the door and said with a smile," My water pipe is not broken. "
I love to laugh, too. Once, I heard a joke: several small animals are going to cross the river. When they are in danger in the middle of the river, they need to push some of them into the river. Everyone decided to tell jokes, and whoever didn't laugh at their jokes was pushed down. The first few animals were knocked down because the pigs didn't laugh. When the pony told everyone not to laugh, the pig smiled. The monkey asked him, "What are you laughing at?" It said, "Hou, what that little rabbit said just now is really funny!" " "After hearing this joke, I have been laughing. Burping can't stop me from laughing until my mouth hurts.
I am such a cheerful girl who loves to laugh. There are many such things. I will tell you later!
Parrot joke
Xiao Ming's family has a parrot, which is very clever. You can learn everything by listening to it a few times. One day, Xiao Ming's water pipe was broken, and the repairman didn't come for a long time after repairing it. Xiaoming is out because of something. Soon the repairman came and knocked on the door. A shrill female voice came from the room: "Who is it?" "Plumber" passed a while, there was no movement in the room, and there was a knock at the door. Someone asked, "Who is it?" The plumber waited for a while, but nothing happened. So many times. . . Half an hour later, Xiao Ming came back and saw a man lying unconscious at the door. Xiao Ming said to himself, "Who is this?" A voice came from the room: "Plumber!" "
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