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Urgent! ! Want a sketch about affection! ! !
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sketch
"Love each other" script
Screenwriter: Chen Guyuan
Time: one night.
Location: home
Characters: father, mother, daughter Xiaoyu
Dad sat quietly on the stool reading a book. Suddenly, he seemed to remember something, so his mood began to become very irritable. He took out his pen and scribbled something on the book, and finally left the book on the ground with all his strength. He just sat there with a painful expression. At this time, he heard his mother open the door with a key, so he quickly picked up the book from the ground and pretended to be serious. Mom opened the door, closed the door gently, quietly walked behind dad and hugged him.
Dad: "ouch! You scared me to death! "
Mom: "Ha ha ha, look at you scared! Ha ha, see you read so carefully, I specially came to ease your mood and scare you, ha ha! "
(Dad stroking Mom's hand)
Dad: "What happened? Are you tired from work today? "
Mom: "Not tired! I'm so relaxed! Dear, don't look at it yet, have a rest, your eyes will be tired after watching it for a long time! "
Dad: "Nothing, it's a good book. I will watch it later. "
Mom: "Well, all right. By the way, are you hungry? If you are hungry, I'll get you something to eat. "
Dad: "you didn't say it was okay, you said I was really hungry!" " "
Mom: "Then I'll go to the kitchen and get you something to eat."
Dad: "No, Xiaoyu will be back soon. Let's eat! " "
Mom: "It's still early for dinner. I'll get you a bowl of noodles. Wait a minute. "
Dad: "Yes!"
Mother wears an apron to the kitchen. Dad looked at his mother's back and sighed lightly. )
Dad: "Mom, let me tell you a joke. What I just read in the book is really funny. "
Mom: "well, you say it, I'm listening!" " "
Dad: "This joke is about a person walking on the road. Suddenly, he saw a hundred dollars on the ground. He didn't pick it up at once, but thought,' What shall I do after picking it up?' Guess what happened? "
Mom: "What's the matter?"
Dad: "this money has long been taken away by others, hahaha!" " This guy is so stupid! "
Mom: "Yes, this person is so stupid, hehe."
Dad: "By the way, Ping, did you go to the hospital today?"
Mom: "Oh, well, yes."
Dad: "Ping, what did my doctor say?"
Mom: "The doctor didn't say much. It's okay. "
Dad: "show me that bill!" " "
Mom: "Oh, honey, it's okay. You read it. "
Dad: "Don't do it yet, show me!" " "
Mother came out of the kitchen and wiped her hands on the apron.
Mom: "Nothing! Don't worry. "
Dad: "Take it!"
Mother reluctantly takes out the expense bill from her pocket. )
(Dad quickly reaches for it)
Mom: "Husband!"
Dad: "Show me!" " "
(Dad looked at the expense list in his hand in a trance and froze for a long time before he spoke. )
Dad: "It's 30 thousand again, and there's so much money …"
(Mom walks up to Dad and sits down)
Mom: "Oh dear! Honey, it's okay! It's okay, I'll try to save the money, so don't worry, it's okay. "
Dad looked at his mother's anxious appearance and took a deep breath.
Dad: "I'm fine. Go and cook. It's getting late, Xiaoyu should come back from school. "
Mom: "Are you really okay?"
(Dad barely smiles)
Dad: "I'm really fine, really."
Mom: "Then you come, I'll cook, so don't think about it."
Dad: "Well, you go."
(Mom gets up and is about to leave when Xiaoyu pushes the door and comes in. )
Xiaoyu: "Mom, Dad, I'm back!" " "
Dad: "Xiaoyu is back."
Xiaoyu: "Mom, I have something to tell you."
Mom: "Let's talk about it later. Come and see what mom bought you? "
(Mom takes something out of her pocket for Xiaoyu)
Xiao Yu: "Wow! Lollipop, thank you mom! "
Mom: "It's raining well, well, mom went to cook."
Dad: "You know you spoil this child all day. Come on, Xiaoyu, dad has a present for you, too. "
Xiao Yu: "Ah? Haha, dad, no, I'm going back to my room to do my homework. "
(Xiaoyu just wants to leave when her father stops her. )
Dad: "Take the mock exam back to your room and do it. If you can't do it well, you can't eat at night. Do it. "
Xiao Yu: "Oh!"
(Xiao Yu returns to his room glumly, and his father looks at the expense list in his hand, with unspeakable taste in his heart)
(Dad beats his leg with his hand)
Dad: "You useless cripple. The lame useless ... "
(Light rain comes out of the room)
Xiaoyu: "Mom, Mom ..."
Dad heard the sound of light rain and pretended to be happy as if nothing had happened.
(Xiao Yu and his mother whisper in the kitchen for a while, and her mother pushes Xiao Yu out)
Mom: "Let's go!" "
Xiaoyu: "Mom!"
Mom: "Go!"
(Xiaoyu reluctantly goes to Dad's side)
Dad: "Xiaoyu, the test paper is ready." Show me. "
Xiaoyu: "Dad, this is not a test paper, but a notice from the parents' meeting. "
Dad: "Oh, ok, my parents will go with my father."
Xiaoyu: "I wanted to ask my mother to go, but my mother insisted that I let you go."
Dad: "Mom, she is very busy. Dad can go. "
(Say that finish, dad signed the notice)
Xiaoyu: "I don't want it, I just want my mother to go!" " "
Dad: "Why are you so disobedient? I told you, mom is busy, and dad will go. " . I said, did you make any mistakes at school? "
Xiao Yu: "I didn't!" " "
Dad: "Then why don't you let dad go?"
Xiao Yu: "I, I ..."
Dad: "You must have made a mistake for me at school. I will go to your school tomorrow and ask your teacher! " You are a dishonest child now! "
Xiao Yu: "I didn't! Look at your legs, my classmates won't laugh me to death if you go! ! "
(They start to be silent, and my mother comes out of the kitchen and stands there motionless. She didn't know what to do. Xiaoyu felt that she had said something wrong and bowed her head and didn't dare to look at her father. )
(Excerpted from the music "Tears")
(At this time, my father completely collapsed. It never occurred to him that even his daughter didn't like him. He was in great pain. He endured great pain and tried to stand up, but failed every time. My mother looked at my father, and it was very painful. She wanted to go up to comfort him, but … just then, Dad stood up, and then Dad fell to the ground with a splash. My mother ran over and pulled him up.
Mom: "How can this child talk? He is not sensible at all! " "
Dad: "Son, what she said is not wrong. Yes, his father is a cripple. He is a person who can only make people laugh! " "
Mom: "Husband ..."
Dad: "I have been holding back some words for a long time." I, I, you think I'm comfortable at home every day. Do you think I'm a big man who keeps his wife busy outside all day? I feel something in my heart. You always tell me that you are fine, but when you come back from work every night, you sit on the stool and cry while washing your feet. You think I don't know? Look at this. That breaks my heart. If I don't want to be separated from you and your children, I don't want to be separated from this family, and I don't want to live! "
Mom: "How can you think that?"
Dad: "Is it wrong for me to think so?" Tell me, what can I do but die? You tell me! "
Mom: "honey, if you die, I will collapse and this family will be finished." Children need your father, and I need your husband more. No matter what you become, you will always be my husband! "
(Mom and Dad hug each other tightly)
(At this moment, Xiaoyu came out of the room. Mother stood up quickly when she saw the light rain coming out. )
Xiaoyu: "Dad, I'm sorry!" " "
Mom: "I'll go to the kitchen to see if the soup is ready?"
(Xiaoyu goes to Dad and sits down)
Dad: "silly boy, there is nothing sorry between you and dad." You say you're sorry, but dad is sorry for you. Dad hasn't gone out to play with you since his leg accident. Dad promised to take you to the park next week, okay? "
Xiao Yu: "Well! Dad, you can borrow the medical expenses first, and I will pay you back when my daughter grows up! "
Dad looked at Xiaoyu's sensible appearance and held Xiaoyu in his arms with relief. )
Dad: "Xiaoyu has grown up and is sensible." Dad is so happy! " "
(At this moment, mother takes out the plate from the kitchen. )
Mom: "OK, OK, let's be happy and have dinner!" " "
(Dad looks at the food on the table)
Dad: "Mom, let's eat something good today. Xiaoyu has grown up, and I am very happy. Let's celebrate! " "
Mom: "OK, there are dishes in the kitchen. Xiaoyu, what do you want to eat? "
Xiaoyu: "I want to eat my father's favorite braised pork."
Dad: "No, no, no, eat my daughter's favorite braised fish."
Mom: "Oh, you wish you had forgotten me!" " "
Dad: "no, there is mom's favorite food …" "
(Dad and Xiaoyu say "scrambled eggs with tomatoes" in unison)
(Excerpted from the chorus of the music "Love")
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