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The words are crude but not crude. They are so insightful that no one can refute them!

1. No matter how beautiful the mistress is, or how charming the mistress is, the government will always recognize the original wife.

2. Bragging will turn into a loud slap, either on your own face or on the face of someone who looks down on you.

3. Don’t be dissatisfied with others all the time. You should always review yourself. Ask yourself how you could have met this person blindly in the first place.

4. The reason why you believe what a person says is because he said what you want to hear. "The Ferryman"

5. If a person you haven't contacted for a long time suddenly contacts you, he is probably having a bad life recently, and people who are doing well will not think of you.

6. When you are not strong enough, everything you do is just a joke in the eyes of others.

7. A person coming from the opposite side and hitting it is called love; a car coming from the opposite side and hitting it is called a car accident. It's a pity that cars always collide with each other, but people always give way to each other.

8. The lives of the rich are varied, but the lives of the poor are roughly the same.

9. Don’t try to persuade someone who insists on eating shit, otherwise he will not only not thank you, but will also think that you are competing with him to eat shit.

10. Comfort is the usury of life. You don’t have to pay it back now, but you can pay it back twice as much in the future.

11. Don’t be fat, otherwise no one will believe you are a beggar when you are poor.

12. Don’t blame others for judging others by their appearance. After all, the heart is too far away and the face is right in front of you.

13. When encountering disgusting things, you must learn to be calm and calm. There are all kinds of scum in this world.

14. The most intense quarrel lasts only one minute, and what you said in that minute is something you can’t make up for in a hundred minutes.

15. If you care too much about other people’s opinions, your life will become a piece of underpants. You have to catch up on whatever other people fart.

16. Try not to use favors for things that can be solved with your own money. You have to know that favors are much more valuable than money.

17. When you learn to reject others and learn to retaliate in kind, they will respect you and even fear you. So there is nothing wrong with being ruthless.

18. If after the age of 20, you still ask your parents for money, then your whole body of famous brands will only highlight your incompetence.

19. Living tiredly is because you have extra things in your heart, which is the same as being full.

20. Don’t tell the world your pain like a refugee. The world is full of not doctors, but beasts who rub salt into wounds. Editor: The most beautiful encounter does not talk about the past; the best parting does not ask about the return date. Workplace editor, every sentence is incisive. Editor: If you are sincere, we will live together in the future. Douyin's most popular, incisive and choked words. Rough principles are not rough!

1. The reason why you believe what a person says is because he said what you want to hear. -- "The Ferryman"

2. In addition to marrying you and transferring money, saying that I like you or miss you are all lies. It is better to pay a huge sum of money than to ask for help.

3. In fact, it is really not worth getting angry when you hear others say bad things about you behind your back. Because generally people who secretly speak ill of you are not as good as you.

4. The older you get, the more unbearable you will find social interaction. Therefore, it is never wrong to master a survival skill and seriously develop a hobby of solitude.

5. Don’t always wrong yourself just to accommodate others. There are few people in this world who are worthy of you always bending down. If you bend over for a long time, people will only get used to your low posture, and your posture will not be important.

6. The so-called class reunion is to give everyone present a chance after many years to see what the vicissitudes of life mean, to see what time is like a knife, and to see what it means that things and people have changed.

7. What makes us unhappy are all trivial things. We can dodge an elephant, but we cannot dodge a fly.

8. In life, grievances are inevitable. If they are digested, they will be the driving force for growth. If they are not digested, they will become temper.

9. The so-called threshold, sufficient ability is the door, and insufficient ability is the threshold. The ups and downs in life are mostly caused by lack of ability.

10. Compromising will basically result in an increase in your ability, so don’t expect to gain any respect or heartache.

11. When you are thin and beautiful, have something on your mind, and your wallet is full of your own money, let alone this month, the whole world will be kinder to you.

12. It is true that only a small number of people care about whether you are tired from flying. In fact, most people are not interested in whether you fly high or not. They are more concerned about whether you fall miserably. Then Pretend to care and give a like.

13. True love is like a ghost. Many people have heard of it but few have met it. In this world, the only people who will not betray you are your parents and the money in your pocket.

14. All depression and loneliness basically stem from lack of money and lack of love.

15. For things like vanity, you must have the strength to pay for it. Otherwise, it would be to save face and suffer.

16. Try not to use favors for things that can be solved with your own money. You have to know that favors are much more expensive than money.

17. There is no right or wrong in this society, only strong and weak. If you are good, people will fawn over you, but if you are not good, even dogs will step on you.

18. Don’t get acquainted with anyone too quickly. Don’t think that the topics are the same at the beginning. You may have many things in common and you will be a close friend since you met each other so late. Words are often fake, but what we experience together is real.

19. Don’t listen to other people’s lies. Every step of your life must be completed by your own ability. I have no information in my stomach, no skills in my hands, and it is useless no matter how many people I know.

20. Whenever someone speaks ill of you behind your back, there will be a lot of people yelling at you. This is because those who eat shit are destined to be united and friendly with those who shit. Editor: The best time is the time that cannot be returned. Editor: Trust is used to accumulate, not to challenge. Editor: Kindness is easy to forget, resentment is hard to eliminate, and human feelings are all the same. Classic quotations

(1) Classic quotations that are rough but not rude

1. When you leave, you will not show your empty hands like the ancient emperors, lamenting that in the end you have nothing. Can't take it away. Because of course you know that we live not to take away anything, but to bring something. You have brought so much to the world, you should be smiling when you leave, right? Smiling with empty hands, just like the wind, sunshine, rain, flowers and plants that come and go in this world every day.

2. We will always encounter some garbage people in life. They are full of negative things such as anger, arrogance, revenge, jealousy, etc. Once we encounter such people, the most correct thing to do is to Wave quickly away from them and continue on your way. Don't accept their negative garbage and spread it to innocent people around us. Life is short and you should never treat them like rubbish. If you encounter such people in your life, please laugh them off.

3. When I miss you, I just want to take a look and feel warm. When I am concerned, I just want to say hello. When I feel at ease and lonely, I just want to chat for a while. I am very nostalgic. The most expensive thing in the world is not money, but time; the most beautiful thing in life is not scenery, but feelings. The most difficult thing in life is not staying together, but knowing each other. Understanding does not lie in the length of time, but in understanding each other.

4. Is contentment a virtue? It depends on what kind of contentment you have. If you feel contented and feel more empowered about life, then your contentment is positive. If you say that you are very contented, but after saying that, you feel less and less interested in life, then your contentment is negative, and it is best to avoid this kind of contentment. To maintain desire is to avoid this kind of negative contentment, and don't use this to perfunctory yourself.

5. Many people ignore that interestingness is an important prerequisite for choosing friends, not usefulness.

6. Before meeting the man who can take care of her life, a woman must live like a man. Therefore, men should not laugh at women for living like men. We are just too lazy to act like little women in front of men we are not interested in.

7. Pretend to smile as if nothing has happened. This is not giving up, but maturing.

8. Only when you improve yourself can you meet better people. The level of communication is determined by your own quality. You never study, so naturally most of the people you associate with are superficial and materialistic people, and the conversation is nothing more than trivial matters.

Even if you meet a better person, he will be scared away by you. If you don't talk much, just say Goodbye when you meet. The kind of person you are determines the kind of friends you will have, and also determines the kind of lover you will have.

9. A fire lit up in the darkness. It was so warm and happy. The firelight was ever-changing and intoxicating. The same is true at the beginning of love. The loneliness in the whole world recedes, making room for our fire. The test of love is not how to light the fire, but how to keep finding firewood and keep the fire burning through the long night.

10. Although we have changed during the days we were apart, there are always some details that tell me that you are still you and I am still me. What time has changed is our view of the world, but it has not changed our familiarity with each other.

11. Don’t tell others your affairs from the bottom of your heart. Do you know that some people are heart-to-heart in front of them but use their brains behind their backs?

12. It is too easy to live an ordinary and boring life. You can not study, take risks, exercise, write, go out, or mess around. However, the most regretful thing in life is: I was Can.

13. One day, you will realize that most dreams are not meant to be realized, but are just a wet moon hanging in the distant sky. It is only responsible for giving you a faint light in the darkness and telling you that the road is ahead. It will also change with ups and downs as we become confused and make choices about the future. So, just follow the light and walk forward. No matter whether it is grassland or desert ahead, it is the scenery and the distance you will reach.

14. Melting snow is always colder than falling, just like the end is always more painful than the beginning.

15. Falling in love is like a tug-of-war. Everyone wants the other person to love them more and desperately wants to win the game, but they forget that if the other person lets go first, they will only get a bloody head.

16. True love is not about letting go when you feel tired, nor about separating when you feel inappropriate. It is about wanting to be together even if you are tired, and wanting to strive for it even when it is inappropriate. You are tired because you care, not Suitability is because you don’t love enough. Real love doesn’t have so many excuses.

17. This winter, you need full WiFi, a warm bed, endless clothes, endless snacks, best friends who can go out on cold days, and A boyfriend who can warm your hands will help you sleep until the morning when you wake up naturally.

18. You climb mountains and ridges, overcome thorns and thorns, and work hard to make yourself better; you are careful and do many things that he/she doesn’t know; you run all the way and care silently, hiding yourself. You want to be good enough to stand upright in front of the person you like and say I like you. In the end, you defeat yourself, and thousands of words turn into one hello. Sometimes love is just like this. Only you know everything hidden behind the casual greeting.

19. Don’t agree to things you can’t do. Don’t make promises easily when you are happy. Don’t give random answers when you are sad. Make fewer decisions when you are angry. This will make your life much easier.

(2) Classic quotations that are harsh but not harsh

Life is only a few decades, don’t leave any regrets to yourself, love when you should love, it’s pointless Suppress yourself.

If measured by happiness, life is actually very short.

Every moment that you don’t want to forget has silently grown into a memory. No matter how far we go, our steps are still full of strength.

Someone asked me: Who will control your life? Damn it!

You stumbled and got this injury, just treat it as the remnants of makeup painted for youth.

Hate is sometimes a misuse of the power of love.

No matter how unfortunate you are, as long as you believe that you are happy, you can get happiness.

Sometimes there are things that are happier not knowing than knowing.

Most of the things you get after waiting for too long are no longer what you originally wanted.

You have to believe that there is a person coming to you, and he will bring you the most beautiful love. All you have to do is to take good care of yourself before that person appears.

Life is actually a process in which one desire replaces another desire.

Some people, once you meet them, will be in love for a thousand years; some people, once your love begins, will be irresistible.

No one can stay pure all the way to the end, but remember, don’t forget your original self.

Youth is an ignorant rush, which will always leave the scars of displacement. How I hope the sun will shine tomorrow to burn my rotten dreams.

Don’t fall in love because of loneliness, let alone fall in love wrongly and stay lonely all your life.

If you can't bear it anymore, just bear it again!

Fortunately and unfortunately, it is a feeling. It does not depend on a person's living conditions, but on a person's mentality.

Those who know how to give up will get more, and those who know how to give up will cherish more.

I believe that people who really care about me will not be taken away by others. Whether it's friendship or love.

Because I don’t have it, I never worry about losing it; because I want it, I worry about gains and losses.

Never regret what should be persisted, never care about what should be let go, and never throw away what should be cherished.

Time is like a nail, and life is destined to be a one-shot deal.

Life is a personal journey that cannot be replaced by anyone. There are always people leaving and people always arriving.

You are not a reusable bag, so don’t keep pretending and pretending.

Trust means that one day you pointed a gun at me, and when the gun finally went off, I also believed that the gun went off.

Life makes us round in order to make us roll further.

As a person, if you don’t push yourself, you don’t know how good you are. Rough words but not rough reasoning, why can't you become a rich man? You will understand after reading it

A person's concepts and thinking methods will determine the kind of world he lives in. For example, in the eyes of the poor, this is a world with too little money; in the eyes of the rich, this is a world full of gold. In reality, however, both poor and rich people live in the same world. There is this sentence in Balzac's "Country Doctor": There are always fewer rich people than poor people; therefore, once the struggle becomes a contest of manpower and material resources, victory always belongs to the poor. I hope this article can bring some changes to your thinking.

Differences in a popular sense

1. Poor women: When going home, women will teach their children to say: Congratulations on getting rich when they see their elders! Subconsciously, they use their children That tender face was exchanged for pitiful New Year's money. If things go on like this, the children will be instilled with a begging mentality!

2. Rich women: warn their children every time before going home: Honey, you are not allowed to ask for the New Year's money from your elders when you go home, because our family is only responsible If you give out red envelopes, your mother will compensate you double when you come back! If things go on like this, the child will have the aristocratic temperament in his heart!

3. Poor men: When they come home during the New Year and holidays, they do two things, drink until the sky is dark, Play cards all day and night.

4. Rich men: When you get home, go visit the elderly in the village and treat those who need gratitude to a meal. Give small red envelopes to children, big red envelopes to old people, and big red envelopes to children. The New Year's money will be taken away by the parents. Giving too much New Year's money to children is condoning their continued poverty! Young people can't take away the old man's red envelope. The old man trembles with his hands and sheds tears of gratitude: What a good man, none of my children have given me so much. After you leave, they will help you pray to Bodhisattvas every day to bless you with good health and abundant wealth. With so many blessings, it will be difficult for you not to get rich!

5. When the poor go home, they just gather together. Eat and drink together, every year.

6. When rich people go home, they hold regular family meetings. The contents of the family meetings include: annual summary and planning for the coming year, emotional planning, and personal growth plans. Such a family will only become more and more prosperous!

7. When poor people get together, they often ask each other where they work, how much they earn each month, and how much money they have saved this year; those who earn more will treat each other to dinner, drinks or karaoke. Sort of like that, so everyone started pretending to be poorer, and ended up getting poorer and poorer!

8. When rich people get together, they often ask each other how much money they owe to the bank. A says he owes 1 billion, B says he owes 1.5 billion, and C says he owes 5 billion. Some people will say: Oh, why do you owe so little? I owe 12 billion. Is that key node not managed well? , Do you want to help?

9. The poor are at home, playing cards from the 28th to the 8th and 9th day of the year, and even the Lantern Festival, and they reluctantly return to the city when they really can’t get enough.

10. Rich people generally don’t stay at home for too long. After returning to the city, they go to pay New Year greetings to various leaders, and then make an appointment to play golf together, and then talk about which set they plan to win in the coming year. Which company to control, which enterprise to acquire, etc.

11. What is a rich person? A person with a net worth of more than 10 million is called a rich person, a person with a net worth of more than 100 million is called a rich man, a person with a net worth of more than 1 billion is called a tycoon, and a person with a net worth of more than 10 billion is called a rich man. Only those who have been passed down for three generations are called noble bloodlines!

There is an old saying in China: You can only be rich for three generations, but the aristocrats in the West can continue to prosper for three hundred years! Because we lack: family culture, family beliefs, family Systematic inheritance!

Please

Would rather squeeze into the rich and be poor

than stay among the poor and be rich

Walk with those who stick to their dreams

Walk with those who stick to their beliefs

Walk with those who stick to their goals

Break down the 12 major differences

1. About self-awareness

Poor people: rarely think about how to make money and how to make money. They think that they should be like this for the rest of their lives and do not believe that anything will change.

The rich man: He firmly believes in his bones that he is not born to be poor, but to be rich. He has a strong sense of making money. This is something in his blood. He will do whatever it takes to make money. Make yourself rich.

2. About leisure

Poor people: watching TV at home, being moved to tears by the plots of soap operas, and imitating the fashion on TV to arm themselves.

Rich people: When traveling to the market, they do not forget to bring the project contract with them even when they are playing golf.

3. About social circles

Poor people like to visit poor relatives. Most of the poor people’s circles are poor people, and they also reject socializing with rich people. Over time, their mentality becomes that of the poor. It has become the thinking of the poor, and the things it does are also the patterns of the poor. Everyone talks about discounted products and exchanges saving tips every day. Although it is good for training your survival ability, your vision will gradually be limited to such trivial matters, and your ambition will be wasted.

Rich people: They like to make friends who are helpful to them and can improve their various abilities. Don't just let yourself make friends based on your personal preferences.

4. About learning

Poor people: learn crafts.

Rich people: learn management.

5. About time

Poor people: A person who enjoys plenty of time cannot make a lot of money. If you want to be leisurely and relaxed, you will lose more opportunities to make money. The time of the poor is worthless and sometimes even superfluous. They don’t know how to spend it and how to mix it up without getting bored. If you can be angry because you spent an extra ten cents to buy a pound of cabbage, but don't feel sad about wasting a day, this is a typical poor person's thinking.

Rich: No matter how a person earns money, no matter how much or how little money he earns, it must accumulate over time. The rich man's play is also a way of working and has a purpose. The rich man's leisure is in his body, cultivating his character in order to fight again, and his head is never idle for a moment; the poor man's leisure is in his thoughts, his hands and feet are busy, busy going to the mahjong table to touch more hands.

6. On the sense of belonging

The poor: they are a screw. Because of their humbleness and lack of security, the poor eagerly hope to belong to and depend on a group. So they use the standards of this group as their own standards, make everything in themselves conform to the standards, work, travel, and even migrate for the benefit of the group. For the poor, working steadily for decades in a well-known company, from an intern to a senior executive, is simply a wonderful ideal.

Rich people: The leaders of those groups are usually rich people. They always instill in the poor people: Unity is strength. If you don’t belong to your own group, you are nothing and penniless. . But on the other hand, they have never stopped recruiting and training new people so that they can replace you at any time.

7. About investment and treatment of wealth

Poor people: The classic view is that using less means making more. For example, if you open a noodle shop, the return rate is 100%. If you invest 20,000 yuan, you will make a net profit of 20,000 yuan a year, which is very good for the poor. Even if the poor have money, they are reluctant to spend it. Even if they finally make up their mind to invest, they are unwilling to take risks, and in the end they will not be able to take that step. The most talked about thing among the poor is that chickens lay eggs, eggs lay chickens, and they make a lot of money. But the hope built on a hen is so fragile after all.

The rich: The starting point of the rich is to make a profit. Similarly, when opening a noodle shop, rich people will think that the capital of a noodle shop is only 20,000 yuan. If there is 100 million yuan in capital, wouldn't it be necessary to open 5,000 noodle shops? To manage them one by one, the big boss has to worry so much, and how tired he is. Hair? It’s better to invest in a hotel. One hotel is enough to absorb all the capital. Even if the rate of return is only 20%, there will be a profit of 20 million in one year!

8. About passion

Poor people: Whether you can do something successfully depends on whether you have passion. Poor people: There is no passion. He always follows the steps, rarely makes big mistakes, and never does his best. Without passion, there is no excitement, and it is impossible to devote oneself to work wholeheartedly. It cannot be said that most poor people have no passion, but their passion is always consumed in too specific things: he will be excited when his boss praises him; he will be excited when the store has a discount; he will burst into tears when the broken mirror is reunited on TV. As the string goes down, all the poor have is an emotion.

Rich man: How can a sparrow know the ambition of a swan? Why would princes, generals and ministers rather have the kind? With such passion, the poor will not be poor in the end! Passion is a kind of nature and a symbol of vitality. With such passion, Passion is the spark of inspiration, the distinctive personality, the strong appeal in interpersonal relationships, and the courage and method to solve problems.

9. About self-confidence

The poor: The self-confidence of the poor must be armed to the teeth. Only through high-end brand-name clothing and luxurious configuration can it bring them more self-confidence. The self-confidence of poor people often does not come from the heart and is natural.

Rich man: Li Ka-shing said when talking about his business secrets: In fact, it is nothing special. When times are good, never be overly optimistic; when times are bad, never be overly pessimistic. In fact, it is a kind of self-confidence unique to the rich. Only with self-confidence can we not be influenced by external forces, and only with self-confidence can we make correct decisions.

10. About habits

Poor: There is a story about a rich man giving a cow to a poor man. The poor began to struggle with hope. But cattle have to eat grass and people have to eat, so life is difficult. The poor man then sold his cows, bought some sheep, ate one, and used the rest to give birth to lambs. But the lamb was not born yet, and life became difficult again. The poor man sold the sheep again and bought chickens, hoping that the chickens would lay eggs and make a living, but his life did not change. In the end, the poor man also killed the chickens, and his ideals completely collapsed. This is the habit of poor people.

Rich people: According to an investment expert, the secret to the success of rich people is: when you have no money, no matter how difficult it is, don’t use your investments and savings. Pressure will make you find new ways to make money and help you pay back your debt. Clear the bill. This is a good habit. Character forms habits, and habits determine success.

11. About the Internet

Poor people: Chat online. Poor people chat because, firstly, they have more time, and secondly, their mouths cannot be idle by nature. Rich people pay attention to honor and disgrace, and are gentle and kind. This is called self-cultivation. Only with self-cultivation can a tree grow big and have deep roots.

The poor can't care so much. They are looked down upon by others all day long. They are covered in trivial matters. How much of a coward are they? They can't even talk about it? Chatting makes sense!

Rich people: Look for investment opportunities online. Rich people use the Internet to take advantage of the low cost and high efficiency of the Internet to find more investment opportunities and projects, and apply the convenience to their own businesses.

12. About consumption and spending money

Poor people: Buying famous brands is to experience satisfaction. They like to experiment with newly released fashionable products. I believe that expensive ones must be good.

Rich people: Buy famous brands to save time in selecting details. Compared with the price of consumer goods, they care more about the quality of the product. For example, they will buy a 15 yuan pure cotton T-shirt, but they will not. Expensive Lycra products.