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Talk about drying your daughter and drying your husband.

1, wise man, do tomorrow's work today; Lazy people do what they did yesterday. Stupid people, put off what happened yesterday until tomorrow. May you be a clever boy and master of time!

2. When God gave you to us, luck was with you!

3. Thank you, baby. Because of you, flowers are blooming and fruits are fragrant, and all hope comes with you!

4. My child, I wish you to take off your innocence and delicacy quickly, raise the sail of creation, sail for maturity and sail for the Gold Coast.

Sustained and profound love will turn you into a driving force for learning and help you reach the other side of your ideal. I wish you health and love forever!

6. Bright season welcomes you. The world has changed because of you.

7, beautiful pictures, you have to draw with a pen, no matter how difficult it is, my love will accompany you.

8. Son, your arrival has lit up our lives and given us new meaning.