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A woman who marries a rich man.

Teenage girls are looking forward to love. They just want to be with the person they like, not the money. But Xiao Lin is different. Xiao Lin also looks forward to love, but her ideal is to marry a rich man!

Kobayashi believes that a woman's youth is capital, and youth is very short, so she doesn't want to waste her good time on poor diaosi who can only give her romantic love but can't give her a lot of money, even if it is a potential stock. She has no patience to wait for him to appreciate it. Maybe when he appreciates it, she will be young. By that time, he may not immediately replace her yellow-faced woman! Men love the new and hate the old!

Kobayashi is not born beautiful, but she is also pretty. When she was in college, walking on campus often attracted the attention of boys! Sometimes there are boys around who take the initiative to be attentive and implicitly express their intention to associate with her. The sisters in the same dormitory sometimes want to introduce someone to her, but she is unmoved.

She just doesn't like the kind of love that little boys and girls have for months! Those are children's games. We're all adults. If you want to play, you have to play something practical Xiao Lin thinks that my beautiful youthful skin must have been bought with heavy money, and I deserve the best!

The girls in the dormitory and class took off their orders one by one, and Kobayashi was still proud and single. Every time I see young couples kissing and hugging or flirting on campus, Xiao Lin always looks contemptuous. Why, can a pretty boy be a meal? What can he give you? Send you at most one flower, and you will be satisfied. Going out to get a room can only be done in cheap hotels around the school. That's very happy, and it's too worthless.

Xiao Lin also looked down on a girl named Jin Nan in her class. Jin Nan worships money as much as Xiao Lin, but Jin Nan works as a mistress for a down-and-out contractor. When the foreman drove to pick up Jin Nan from school, Kobayashi met him, a middle-aged man with a bald belly and a foul mouth. Xiao Lin almost turned his stomach after only one look.

If you want to be a mistress, you should be a legal Tang Huo. If you want to be a mistress, you will be dumped sooner or later. And you have to find someone with a little taste, who likes the rustic, and no matter how rich you are, you will ignore him. Xiao Lin thinks so.

Xiao Lin also looked down on the famous "slutty bitch" in the same department. I heard that that girl slept with almost half the boys in the department. Once talking about her in the dormitory, Kobayashi said, "She is not as good as a chicken. Anyone who is a chicken knows that you can earn money from men by your body. She can let men sleep for nothing. Women, men want you, they have to exchange money, even if the money is less! " The roommates who said a word were dumbfounded!

College time is fleeting. After graduation, everyone enters the workplace and is busy with work every day. Kobayashi also found a job, but she put more energy into various blind dates and social occasions. She is going to start hooking up with rich people!

After careful selection on various occasions, Kobayashi finally got one. The other party is a rich second generation and runs a company at home. I don't know how many assets Kobayashi has, but it seems to be at least a multi-millionaire level. Although he has little education, he is the future heir of the family business. When we met for the first time, Kobayashi didn't have a good impression of him: the word cynicism was obviously hung on his face, and he spoke glibly, showing arrogance and superiority everywhere. He is not much taller than Xiao Lin, but his eyes always look down instead of straight up. The man's parents are very satisfied with Kobayashi, and there is no culture at home. What a glorious thing it would be to marry this beautiful female college student home. Who will dare to look down on their home in front of friends and relatives in the future? So the man's parents want to try their best to promote this marriage. On the second day after the blind date, the man's mother came to visit in person with gifts.

Xiao Lin already despises that man, and she is not stupid. That man is probably unreliable and doesn't love her at all. There must be no shortage of beautiful women around him at ordinary times, otherwise he wouldn't have shrugged off her pretty appearance on the date yesterday.

But in the end Kobayashi agreed. Xiao Lin has dated so many times, and this one is the best. If you miss this, I'm afraid you won't find such a rich man in the future. The man's family assets are rich, and he can be a full-time wife with peace of mind when he marries. Xiao Lin has long been tired of low-paying and trivial work. As for love, it doesn't matter whether it exists or not. You don't need it to live. Didn't those who loved each other to death finally say they were leaving? Marriage and life, love is the most unreliable! Xiao Lin is excited at the thought that she can live the life of those rich wives she saw on the news by marrying in the past! Xiaolin's mother advised her: "Boys, when they get married and have a family, they will have a sense of responsibility and will not play outside as before. It doesn't matter if you have no feelings before marriage. If they live long, he will be kind to you! Isn't that how your father and I got here? Aren't all his assets yours in the future? " Xiao Lin listened, deeply impressed, and nodded solemnly.

On the day Xiao Lin became a monk, the wedding was beautiful. All the roommates and sisters of Kobayashi University are here. The luxurious wedding motorcade, the grand wedding ceremony and the beautiful villa prepared by her husband's family for Kobayashi are all envied by Kobayashi's sisters. Looking at their envious expressions, Kobayashi thought that these sisters in the same dormitory still have to work hard and argue with their boyfriends about buying a house, and there are still decades of mortgages to pay. Xiao Lin didn't say anything, just smiled smugly.

After marriage, at the request of her husband, Kobayashi quickly quit her job and became a full-time wife. At first, Xiaolin felt sunny every day and didn't wake up until noon. Then go in and out of various high-end shopping malls during the day and sweep all kinds of clothes, shoes and cosmetics. When you are tired, go to a fancy restaurant to eat, go to the cinema to watch movies at night, or go to KTV with a few girlfriends to entertain yourself. On weekends and holidays, I travel around and then take photos and send them to my circle of friends. The comfortable life envies the sisters of Kobayashi University.

However, the good times did not last long, and Xiaolin felt that life was wrong. When engaged, the husband's family originally said that the villa was the wedding room of Xiao Lin and her husband. But not long after the marriage, Kobayashi's parents-in-law also moved in, on the grounds that it would be a waste for them to live in such a big empty house, and it would be like a home for the whole family. Although her mother-in-law is very kind to Kobayashi in terms of money, her different views make Kobayashi a headache.

Xiaolin likes reading in her spare time, but her mother-in-law always says, "What's the use of reading that thing?" We didn't read many books, but we still made a fortune in business. Every book is so thick, when can we finish reading one? So many words don't bother you? "Although her mother-in-law's words are not aimed at her, Xiao Lin still feels uncomfortable. Xiao Lin can't help but despise her mother-in-law's ignorance and superficiality!

A few days after her in-laws moved in, her mother-in-law discovered that Kobayashi couldn't cook and didn't like to clean the house. Although my father-in-law didn't say anything, she could clearly see her dissatisfaction. Kobayashi suggested hiring a nanny at home, and her mother-in-law immediately objected: "You are free every day, do you still need a nanny?" Kobayashi realized that she was really going to be a nanny when she was asked to resign at home!

Let's talk about Kobayashi's husband. Xiao Lin's husband is the only child in the family. He was spoiled by his parents since childhood. He has been fooling around, all he does is eat, drink and be merry. After I got married with Xiao Lin, I only stopped for a while, and then I changed back to my original self. Almost every night, I come back very late. When I come back, I always look drunk. I will go straight to bed and sleep until noon or even evening the next day.

In-laws asked him to work in the company to study business management, but he didn't go at all. He quarreled directly with his parents when he was in a hurry. What his company is like, how to run it and how many assets it has, this constantly chauffeured man knows nothing. Although he doesn't know how to make money, he spends money like water. Xiao Lin feels that she has spent enough money, but compared with her husband, it is nothing at all! No wonder my in-laws are so generous to themselves in terms of money. Compared with her son, the daughter-in-law is very reassuring!

Xiao Lin's husband has many friends outside, but they are basically friends. Those friends often cheat their money under various flags, such as joint investment projects, going out for a trip together, and being short of money recently. Xiao Lin's husband has always been loyal to his friends. As soon as his friend speaks, his ticket will flow out like water. Finally, a friend's investment will never lose money, and the money lent will not be returned. Going out to play will always be Kobayashi's husband's bag.

Xiao Lin is worried about her husband. In this way, she is not the material to inherit the company at all, even if her in-laws earn Jinshan Yinshan, it is not enough for him to compensate.

Xiao Lin told her in-laws about her worries. Father-in-law is fine, knowing that his son is unworthy, but there is nothing he can do. My mother-in-law defended her shortcomings and played Tai Chi with her: "My son is still young. Although he is married, it takes a process to grow up. Later, he gradually understood. Your worry is unnecessary. Didn't your father and I both come from youth? " Xiao Lin opened his mouth and didn't speak, but he was thinking, the problem is that you and my dad were not the kind of people who refused to grow up when they were young!

"In addition, if you want a man to have a sense of responsibility, you have to make him a father. It's good to have a child. You two have a baby quickly, so that my son can mature early. Secondly, since you entered the door, your father and I have been looking forward to having grandchildren early! " Kobayashi looked at her in-laws with expectant eyes, thought about it, and thought it was such a truth!

So Kobayashi decided to have a baby quickly.

One can make her husband grow up early and take responsibility. Secondly, my relationship with my in-laws has been a little tense recently because of different ideas, and I just want to ease some relations between them by having children. Third, you can consolidate your position in your in-laws' home, killing three birds with one stone. Why not! Xiao Lin is excited when he thinks about it!

Xiaolin told her husband about the birth plan, but he was not as excited as she thought. Instead, there was an unspeakable expression on his face. Although it was only a flash, she still saw it. But Xiao Lin has no time to think about it. From then on, Kobayashi advised her husband to quit smoking and drinking. Every night when her husband sleeps, Kobayashi takes the initiative to post it. ...

Soon Kobayashi found another problem, and her husband actually failed! Every time Kobayashi feels something, her husband disarms. Several times, Xiao Lin rushed to the top, but her husband fell off the chain at a critical moment. And every time he finished, he looked tired and fell asleep without taking a shower.

There is nothing wrong with her husband. Xiao Lin knows that her husband was normal some time ago. Really ... Kobayashi couldn't help thinking of a passage I read online when I was in college, to the effect that it depends on whether my husband is cheating or not, because a man's energy is limited. He feeds mistress outside, so he has no energy to feed his wife when he comes home. Thought of here, Kobayashi heart sank! Before getting married, Kobayashi heard about her husband's affair. After marriage, she often saw her husband and brothers playing all kinds of yellow jokes and grinning in front of beautiful girls. No ... but then she forcibly denied her idea, and she had no evidence. Don't be paranoid. With a feeling of anxiety, Xiao Lin fell asleep.

Xiao Lin is finally pregnant! Mother-in-law was so happy that she gave Xiaolin a big red envelope. From then on, Xiaolin was not allowed to cook and do housework. My father-in-law is also beaming. Seeing these scenes, Kobayashi was filled with joy. The only thing that makes Kobayashi dissatisfied is that her husband seems unhappy, and since she became pregnant, Kobayashi's husband has spent less and less time at home and given more and more money at home, but no one dares to ask, let alone take care of it.

In the second month of Xiaolin's pregnancy, what she had been worried about finally happened. Xiao Lin's husband is having an affair! Not only had an affair, Xiao San even gave birth to a son! That day, San Xiao's family took their children to explain to Kobayashi's in-laws. Xiao Lin and her in-laws were shocked before they knew what had happened. It turns out that Xiaolin and her husband were lovers before they got married. Before Kobayashi got pregnant, they had children now.

Kobayashi's husband shamefully admitted everything. The heartbroken Kobayashi understands that this woman is her husband's type: white and beautiful skin, big breasts and hips, charming eyes, coquettish brow and glib tongue. At first glance, it looks very active. Look at Xiao Lin crying sadly. Although the girl was expressionless, Xiao Lin could still see that she was a little proud.

In-laws angrily reprimanded Kobayashi's husband for failing to live up to expectations. Just a few words, Kobayashi's husband jumped up and countered: "I just like this woman. I didn't like Xiao Lin from the beginning. You forced me to get married on a blind date Now it's all your parents' monopoly. I tell you, I want to divorce Xiao Lin. I am the only child in my family, and I have to give you a grandson to inherit the family business in the future.

Hearing these words, my in-laws were silent and just stared angrily. They know their son's temper. His son was spoiled by them since he was a child and developed a self-centered character. His parents could not stop him from doing what he wanted to do.

"If you want a divorce, I want to divide the property. You can think about it." Kobayashi certainly doesn't want to divorce, but just wants to threaten her husband in this way to make him withdraw his thoughts of divorce. But her husband sneered, "well, don't forget, I don't have any property under my name." All the money in my family belongs to my parents. Even the real estate certificate of this villa has my parents' names written on it. Our daily expenses are all my parents'. There is no such thing as husband and wife sharing property! It's no use going to court. My family has been in business for so many years. Is it important in court? I don't need to say that you should also think about it! If you can take a penny out of my house, you will have the ability! "

Kobayashi was completely desperate and cried and packed up and went back to her family. Her mother-in-law can't stop her.

After returning to her mother's house. Xiao Lin's parents are also very angry. First, the angry son-in-law is such an asshole that her daughter feels wronged. Second, they are angry that their daughter is worthless and can't even take care of their own home. They even ran back to her parents' house and cried. If this gets out, where can their parents' faces go? Don't be laughed at by relatives and neighbors!

But being angry means being angry. Things have to be solved, right? The urgent task is how to send my daughter back. After all, it is hard to find a rich family like Xiao Lin's husband's family. Besides, Kobayashi is an official palace and Kobayashi is pregnant. His in-laws always put Kobayashi first. Xiao Lin's parents think so!

Xiao Lin's family thought that her husband's family would send someone to take Xiao Lin back in a few days, but they waited left and right, but a month passed and nothing happened. Just when Kobayashi was impatient, her husband's family finally came. The person who came is an old friend of her mother-in-law-Aunt Zhuang!

Aunt Zhuang sent a message to Xiaolin's mother-in-law. The meaning is very simple, just two words: divorce!

Aunt Zhuang said that Kobayashi's in-laws still tend to Kobayashi. However, that mistress doesn't leave the house, fight, make trouble, and talk sweetly every day, as if her in-laws were her parents. After getting along for a period of time, the in-laws face this clever "daughter-in-law" and the little grandson who continues his family's blood, and the balance in their hearts gradually tilts to the little mistress. A month later, my in-laws finally decided to let Xiao San replace Xiao Lin as his daughter-in-law!

Hearing these words, Xiao Lin's family suddenly collapsed. Lin's parents scolded her in-laws for being heartless, while blaming her daughter for disappointing. Kobayashi has already cried into tears!

Aunt Zhuang may not be able to stand it anymore. Hesitated for a moment, she shook out the background of Kobayashi's husband's family: "You too. You didn't ask about it before you got married. Her son has been an asshole since he was a child. In junior high school, he was pregnant with two girls. At that time, it was very famous in our country. His parents lost a lot of money to other girls, but he was expelled from school for it. " When you two got married, his family's happy event was so beautiful. In fact, it was deliberately shown to relatives and friends, in order to vent! "

Kobayashi couldn't listen any longer and ran back to his room in tears. God, how did he marry such a scum!

Kobayashi opened WeChat and looked through the circle of friends of college roommates. The two sisters are either showing their love or traveling on a work show. I haven't seen you for a long time, but I think I'm doing well. It turns out that they are all full and happy. Especially in May, Xiao Lin is the least optimistic about her relationship with her boyfriend. Both of them are from the countryside, and their families are very ordinary. However, Mei's boyfriend is famous for his kindness to Mei. Kobayashi advised May to break up with her boyfriend on the grounds that following such a man would only be bitter and not happy. But the beloved Amy just wouldn't listen. On the one hand, she said she was vain and worshiped money. Mei, who was originally determined by Xiao Lin to be unhappy, looks very good now. After a few years of love, everyone not only had the same feelings, but also bought a house and got married together. Looking at Amy's full circle of love and happy friends, and then looking at her current situation, Kobayashi felt great irony.

Kobayashi is reflecting. Did he think wrong at first? Xiaolin told her sisters about her marriage and pain. Sisters are all kinds of sympathy and comfort. Mei comforted Xiaolin and said, "If you want to be happy, you still have to marry love. Don't always talk about premarital love, feelings will gradually disappear after marriage. It depends on how you run your family. To say the least, even in that case, it is better than two people who have no feelings together. Don't expect to spark a spark in your relationship after remarriage. Daily necessities will only make two people who don't love each other enemies. Xiao Lin, I'm not talking about you. When you got married, you and your husband didn't like each other at all and had no feelings at all. In addition, your husband is such a commodity, so it is normal for things to develop to this stage today. There is nothing wrong with you looking for rich people, but at least there must be feelings between you! " Several other sisters agreed!

"Love, love," Xiao Lin murmured, as if he understood something, and his mind could not help recalling the past scenes. At that time, I had a crush on the tall senior in the same department, and the senior seemed to be interested in her. If I had chased him, I would have caught him. And the schoolmate who once chased himself, would it be better if he had promised him? Looking back, Kobayashi found that he had never been in love, including his current husband, and had never tasted what love was. What a pity to think of it! "Wouldn't it be better if I married someone I love, even if I wasn't that rich?" Xiao Lin looked out of the window. It's already dark. A few dark clouds covered the moon, and it looked so dark and depressing outside. Xiao Lin thought for a long time in his mind, and finally he was tired and fell asleep in bed. What will happen tomorrow? Who knows!