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Looking for some hilarious jokes (common,

Category: entertainment and leisure >> Humorous.

Analysis:

Hehe:) The mother of jokes is "wisdom" (classic funny)

One,

C said to F: What are you busy with?

F said to C: I will do whatever your boy is busy with.

Comment: What else can we do? FC: Britain has become a world-famous brand in France.

Second,

I say to you: I only belong to you.

You said to me: you are to my taste, but you are too thin!

Comments: I&; You, forever, forever. Boys always want to grow stronger, and girls always shout to lose weight.

Third,

D said to M: You are really good at talking!

M said to D: Just describe the bow that please your boy.

Comment: MD (damn it), what are they saying?

Fourth,

What's the surprise when J says to O? Never seen it, have you?

O said to J: You misunderstood!

Comment: JO? OJ? I can't spell it correctly! How they want to play is their business!

Five:

W said to P: Raise the flag?

P said to W: Haven't you got up yet?

Comments: Only after careful PW (taste) can we know that the flag-raising in front of Tiananmen Square is really spectacular! Wake up the sleeping lion, and then wake up the sleeping beauty! In order to exercise, for the healthy growth of the next generation of the motherland, after the national flag is raised, everyone must insist on doing morning exercises! :)~~

Sixth,

Y said to X: Is it above or below?

X said to Y: Isn't it the same?

Note: Mathematical expression, X+Y = 69.

Zhao Benshan fooled the IQ of NBA stars, which was super funny. This joke is the most lethal ever, and it can make 600 million people laugh.

Zhao Benshan "It's getting late, there are many people, and you are not young. This IQ is to be tested! "

Gao Xiumin: "There are not many swindlers during the Spring Festival. Last year, I sold a car this year. This kind of life in America is quite good. I toss these idiots! "

Zhao Benshan "No.1 Iverson, please listen to the question. Say you have an illegitimate child who just turned 6 this year. He has never seen you before. Now you take a large group of people to see him, and he suddenly jumps into your arms and calls you dad. What is this? "

Iverson was shocked and thought that all China knew I had an illegitimate child? "Because he has seen my photos!"

Zhao Benshan "wrong! Because you brought a group of women, you are a man! "

"Duncan, please listen to Gao Xiumin's question. John is the son of the referee, but he never calls him the father of the referee. Why? "

Duncan "because John is also an illegitimate child, he can't name it."

Zhao Benshan "wrong! Please ask the guest Rodman to answer the correct answer! "

Rodman replied, "His name is the referee's mother. That referee is a woman. One year she called me a technical foul, and I touched her PP…… ... "(Stern quickly said to the photographer," Don't broadcast this paragraph! ") )

Zhao Benshan "No.3 Kobe, please listen to the question. It is said that the Wizards played against the Lakers, Jordan dribbled, you defended the third road, and O 'Neill defended the third road, but Jordan passed! How did he get there? "

Kobe smiled. "I think Jordan is old, old, how can I get along with him? Of course, he fainted! " "

(Jordan grins on the big screen)

Gao Xiumin "correct answer plus ten points! No wonder you got married so early! "

Zhao Benshan "No.4 Malone, please look at the big screen. On the big screen is the Warring States Jazz King. Malone elbowed Webber with blood all over his face. ) Excuse me: Which hurts, the left elbow hitting the head or the right elbow hitting the head? "

Malone waved his right arm. "Of course my right elbow hurts!"

"Wrong!" The audience Weber replied: "It's a headache! I have a headache! "

Gao Xiumin: The number five is Kidd. He drives very fast. He said that one day when you were driving through a narrow lane, a car drove right in front of you and you were about to hit it. You both stopped at the same time. There is no moon in the sky at this time, and the lights and street lamps are broken. How did you see that? "

Kidd blinked. "Because in the daytime! There is the sun in the sky! "

Zhao Benshan "deserves to be a point guard. Just answer this question! Nice to meet you, my brother. Can you give me a little tip? You reported your ticket when you came! "

"O 'Neill six, please listen to Gao Xiumin's question. Zhao Benshan has three brothers. The first one is called a fool, the second one is called a fool, and the third one is called a fool. "

"Three fools!" O 'Neill grinned.

Zhao Benshan "wrong! The third name is Zhao Benshan! I am an old man! " Everyone laughed, but O 'Neill didn't understand and looked confused.

Zhao Benshan "King No.7". The villagers were all in tears when they saw the villagers. China has a high IQ, arachis duranensis. Please listen to the question. It is said that there are two astronauts, one is a heavy smoker and the other is an alcoholic. They will go to space for a one-year investigation. Smokers brought ten cartons of cigarettes and alcoholics brought ten cases of wine. A year later, the two men got off the spaceship. The drunk is slightly drunk and looks satisfied, while the smoker looks depressed. Why? "

Wang clapped his hands and said with a smile, "He forgot his lamp!"

At this time, O' Neill shouted: "I finally understand why the third child is called Zhao Benshan!" (Stern quickly pulls O 'Neill out. "Don't be a disgrace here. I won't bring you here in the future! " )

After the party, O 'Neill has been moping about the humiliation at the party. Back to the Lakers club, I happened to meet Fei Shuai. O 'Neill hurriedly took Fei Shuai's hand. "Fei Shuai, I'll give you a brain teaser. My father has three sons, the eldest is called a big fool, the second is called a second fool, and the third is called what? "

Fei Shuai "Your father's name is really strange, but it's right! If you think I am handsome and smart, you can't ask me this question! Presumably this third child is O 'Neill! "

"no!" O 'Neill shouted, "The third name is Zhao Benshan!"

Hehe, I still have many, all of which were introduced to me by tx _