What are the contents of "interesting Chinese characters" handwritten newspaper?

1. "Bi" said to "Bei": A couple, why divorce! ?

2. "Towel" said to "coin": Son, if you put on the doctor's hat, you will be worth a hundred times. ?

The "minister" said to the "giant": I have three rooms and two halls, and the area is the same as yours. Jing said to Pin: Didn't you decorate your house? ?

4. "Lu" said to "Chang": Compared with you, my house is a fence. "Zi" said to "Mu": Did your company lay off staff? ?

5. "Qian" said to "Sun": It's sunny, why don't you wear a straw hat? ?

6. "Man" said to "Man": Unlike you young people, you can hardly walk without crutches. ?

7. "Bing" said to "Qiu": You see how cruel the war is, and both legs are blown up! ?

8. "Zhan" said to "Dian": Did you buy a car?

Origin of Chinese characters: From the ancient legend of Cangjie's word-making to the discovery of Oracle Bone Inscriptions more than 65,438+000 years ago, China scholars have been working hard to uncover the mystery of the origin of Chinese characters. Regarding the origin of Chinese characters, there are many sayings in China ancient literature, such as "knot rope theory", "gossip theory", "picture theory" and "calligraphy contract theory". Ancient books also generally recorded the legend of Cang Xie, the historian of the Yellow Emperor who created Chinese characters. Modern scholars believe that systematic writing tools cannot be completely created by one person. If Cang Xie really exists, he should be a text organizer or publisher.