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Who prefers to attend class reunion?

Text/September sheep is especially popular for class reunion now. Some people are enthusiastic about organizing class reunion, while others are enthusiastic about attending class reunion. These people all have different purposes. It should be said that few people simply want to meet old classmates, recall the good times that have passed away and relive the pure friendship of young classmates. What is certain is that many people are prepared and have brains. For example, what happened to the classmates who secretly loved those years? For example, what caused the breakup? For example, if a classmate gets along well, can he get some attention through contact with him? All these, to name a few. But in these parties, most people ask for a debt of love. Isn't there a joke that when boys and girls get together again, a couple who break up is a couple. The scene that is most prone to climbing the wall is the first class reunion. Judging by the degree of danger of class reunion, middle school students' reunion is at least five stars. Is the reunion a reunion of old feelings or friendship? Objectively speaking, participants must be a minority. However, it was these people who ruined the beauty of a class reunion. According to a friend of mine, after six parties in three years, ten of his middle school classmates divorced and five had extramarital affairs. There are fewer and fewer people coming to the party now. This may be the reason why birds of a feather flock together! At the beginning, everyone was equal, regardless of wealth. But slowly, the grades were quietly separated, and everyone found that the slowly laid-off and retired people no longer appeared. Powerful and rich people often gather. Those who relive their old dreams don't want to shoot, but get together quietly. Why are some people particularly keen on initiating class reunion activities? Nothing more than the following points; For example, someone used to be a monitor or class cadre at school. Entering the society, entering the unit is unsuccessful, and there is no official position, so I regard a class reunion as an opportunity to exercise the rights of the monitor and class cadres again, and also let my mind get a little satisfaction; Li Wang was born in an intellectual family. He was trained to be very polite from the beginning. He is chubby and very cute. He was appointed monitor by the teacher as soon as he entered primary school. Since then, his "cadre career" has begun. However, after graduating from high school, due to a major incident at home, the dean's father was suspected of privately dividing tens of thousands of tuition fees and was expelled from public office by the Education Bureau. Self-confidence was greatly affected, and I didn't take the college entrance examination that year. A man went to work in Guangdong with a small luggage. Although he worked hard and hoped to make a difference, he was still poor after a few years. He didn't return to the small town until his father's problem was solved again. Work in a company. An unintentional class reunion made him find the happiness he had never had for many years. As soon as his old classmates met, they all called him monitor in unison. What makes him even more flattered is that Gole, the big boss with millions of assets, is said to call him monitor one by one. Since then, he has especially liked class reunions, and he also likes to organize and convene class reunions. If someone doesn't show his soup at school, he looks average and his grades are average. I feel like a duck to water in society, making small business bigger and bigger, and gradually becoming a big money in a certain place or a big business in a certain field, and showing off by taking the opportunity of class reunion. Let those teachers who think highly of themselves be ashamed, and let those class flowers who spread love letters all over the world be ashamed; Li Jinxiang is now a local celebrity, who runs three coal mines and earns millions of dollars every year. Now I don't know how many people are scrambling to make friends with him, and even the mayor's secretary will be his guest from time to time. Life is good and I earn a lot of money, but every time I go out of date in front of the school where I go to school, I feel a little sad in my heart. When he was studying in the class, he was neither bad nor excellent, and he had no special skills. It was not his turn to do anything good in school. In his memory, a drum band was organized in the school, and he signed up. Teacher Liu, the head teacher, had already agreed, but she also wanted to attend. Li Jinxiang hid at home and cried several times about it. The reunion of classmates made him very happy. Mr. Liu, a white-haired teacher, took his hand with a smile and chatted endlessly. A clerk of a certain bureau called Li again and again with a smile. When facing another person, Li Jinxiang is also full of understanding. This man is Mei Mei. At that time, Mei Mei was handsome and good at singing and dancing. He was a celebrity not only in class but also in school. On the other hand, Li Jinxiang fell in love with her. He can't stop thinking about her, so he keeps writing to her. At first, there was no response, but later his letter appeared among his classmates. He was told that Mei Mei showed it to his classmates. At that time, he has made up his mind that Mei Mei must kneel in front of him in the future. A few years later, he did it. Just after the second class reunion, under the guidance of several students who are familiar with the situation, Mei Mei threw himself into Li Jinxiang's arms in the hotel bed. For another example, some people are inferior to others in school, and some people can't catch up with themselves in society. Especially now that I have some rights. Look at yourself on the rising track. No one in my classmates knows this information, depressed! Class reunion is the best press conference; Zhang Qiang is now a bureau-level cadre in a city. I am in power, and I am proud of the spring breeze. But he has been paying attention to another person for many years. That's his middle school classmate Huang. They are not good friends, but how can he care so much about others? Because at school, they are rivals. Almost everything, Zhang Qiang will always be defeated by Huang, and his test scores are always a few minutes less than Huang; Playing table tennis, he always falls behind Huang; Even if he joined the band organized by the school, Huang was only a soloist. After so many years, he is already a bureau-level cadre. Will Guo be better than himself? At the class reunion, he finally found the answer: Huang's unit closed down, Huang was laid off long ago, and now people working in other places can't come back. Zhang Qiang wants to wait until the Spring Festival to organize another party, or does he want to see what Huang will look like? ; When I was at school, I took a fancy to the beautiful female classmates in my class, but the female classmates were sympathetic, ignored them and didn't pick up the love letters. Make up your mind after the pain. One day you will fall into my arms! Entered the society and found a good unit. Found a good wife. But the pain of many years ago has been lingering. Female students, including husbands, don't get along well and their lives are not smooth, which may lead to some emotional problems. The reunion may be a good opportunity for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years! Xiao Zhong once deeply loved a female classmate Shen Tingting at school. But Shen Tingting seems to prefer another male classmate, Ling Wei. So in Xiao Zhong's mind, Ling Wei is his rival in love. At first, he talked to Shen Tingting. When chatting, Shen Tingting would still talk to him, but gradually he ignored him, and then he simply ignored him. Finally humiliated him in front of other students. Xiao Zhong didn't say anything at that time, but he told himself in his heart that he must fight for breath, and this "revenge" must be reported. Now Xiao Zhong is the boss of a large enterprise. After graduating from college, Shen Tingting and his wife were assigned to teach in a middle school in the suburbs. Xiao Zhong learned at the class reunion that the relationship between husband and wife has been greatly affected because of the poor school location, average education quality and average school income, and Ling Wei's losses in stock trading in recent years. After listening, Xiao Zhong was relieved because he didn't say that he was secretly pleased. So at the next class reunion, he tried his best to get other students to invite Shen Tingting to attend. When he met Shen Tingting, he stepped forward to meet her. In this regard, Shen Tingting was very moved, because she always felt guilty for humiliating Xiao Zhong at school. Chatting and chatting, they are two people who are more affectionate than others. After the party, Xiao Zhong will call to say hello when he is free on weekdays. When Shen Tingting is ill, Xiao Zhong will send messages to comfort her. On Valentine's Day, Xiao Zhong also asked the etiquette company to send flowers to Shen Tingting. Under the influence of Xiao Zhong's sincerity, Shen Tingting was quickly captured. In a tryst, the two had a physical relationship. However, with this relationship, Shen Tingting found that Xiao Zhong not only didn't be caring and attentive as before, but also didn't answer the phone. Either say that you are busy or say that you are on a business trip in other places. She didn't know what Xiao Zhong really thought until she met a classmate. He just wants to get her body and then abandon her with the sole purpose of "revenge". For another example, someone is doing a modest business, or in front of a modest official, struggling to find a backer for many years. An unexpected discovery, the original students really have reliable backers, really have contacts available. So I spared no effort to call a party once or twice until I got in touch. Fat Xia is a small contractor. Years of hard work also earned some money. Because they are all small projects, they don't earn much, and they are also exploited by layers. When you get it, it's just hard money. So he dreams of getting one or two decent projects. However, he knows that no relationship can't be obtained, even the edge can't be obtained. At a class reunion, he learned that his classmate Zhou Xiong was transferred from other provinces to the local area as the vice mayor in charge of urban construction. Now he comes before God. But of course he knows that, as a small contractor, it is impossible to ask the mayor for weekly money. Even as an old classmate, it is enough to give some face at a time. But can you explain everything on one side? No way! So every holiday, he invited teachers and female classmates who had a little hazy feelings with Mayor Zhou, so Mayor Zhou came. Although every leader came and went in a hurry, it was really yellow! In the end, the relationship between Xia Fatty and Vice Mayor Zhou also got on. Finally, because of face, but also because of the big red envelope. Fat Xia got a decent project photo, but before the project was completed, Mayor Zhou Fu was exposed. Ben is a good cadre, because he cares about his classmates, and because this classmate talks nonsense after drinking, he was invited by the discipline inspection department and never came back. So I think people with ulterior motives should be prohibited from attending class reunion. 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