A joke made by a sick sentence

Modifying a sick sentence refers to modifying a sentence with the language of the sick sentence, so that it does not change its original intention and the sentence is more fluent. What are the jokes made by sick sentences? The following is a joke made by my sick sentence. Welcome to reading.

A joke on a sick sentence 1

★ What is my inner feeling in this class? Associative language, Song Qing's composition, Swallow! ?

Teacher Tang asked him who he was, and we all sank.

As soon as the party teacher entered the classroom, he greeted loudly: You have suffered.

★ The students bowed respectfully when they saw Confucius.

★ Today, it seems that Confucius is not old, and his body is healthy and his face is still red.

★ The ticket director came into the classroom with a toolbox in his hand and a smile on his face.

★ Cigarette cases, handkerchiefs, etc. These items all floated out from the entrance of the museum.

Once, an old lady wanted to take the train, but she lost her ticket.

★ In the sky, white clouds are floating around.

The teacher showed the tickets to everyone, and the students were anxious like ants on hot bricks.

Speaking of the ancient canal, I think that many fishermen used to fish and transport goods on the canal.

★ One ticket is the Eiffel Tower in France, and the other is the American City Cat Building.

If you accept money from the bad guys, even if you are lucky, it will bring you trouble.

★ At the beginning of school, the headmaster borrowed some teachers from us and saved Mr. Tang.

Jokes with sick sentences II

1, topic:? Side? a party

Student: I help my mother with her homework while knitting.

Teacher: Can we split up?

2. Title: Good? Good again?

Student: My legs are so thin and thick.

Teacher: Is it thin or thick?

3. Title: One by one

Student: Dad keeps coming back after work.

Teacher: How many dads do you have?

4. Title: rawhide

Student: On the night of the power failure, it was dark everywhere, which scared me to death.

Teacher: Seeing this sentence, the teacher admires you.

5. title: prosperity

Student: My brother is thriving.

Teacher: Son, is your brother a vegetable?

6. Title: Thank you? Because?

Student: I want to thank my mother because she helps me with my homework every day.

Teacher: So your homework was written by your mother!

7. Theme: Sadness

Student: There is a ditch in front of my house, which is really sad.

Teacher: The teacher is even sadder!

8. title: genius

Student: I take a bath every three days.

Teacher: Do I have to wash it every day to be clean?

9. Title: 1? Convenient?

Student: I saw the convenience store as soon as I went out.

Teacher: It's convenient for you. Don't make random sentences.

10, topic: Besides,

Student: The Beijing Opera has started. Listen to the sound of gongs and drums: except, except, except?

Teacher: Are you a fan or a student?