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Please translate the funny version of Snow White's script.

A long time ago, in a beautiful kingdom, there was a young king and queen, and people liked them very much. The girl born when the queen died, her name is Snow White, and she is a beautiful princess. Several years passed and the king got married again. People don't like the new queen because of her.

Q: I am the queen. I am beautiful. Where is the mirror? Mirror, magic mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful? Man: Snow White is more beautiful than you! Q: Hunter, kill Snow White.

S. Rabbit: Yes, my queen.

S. Please help me, please help me, please.

S .w: I am tired and hungry. Oh, there is a small house. I eat a little and then lie down.

1 You see, someone drank two of my dishes, three of my sleeping water-now-four, and many beautiful girls. step

Can I talk to you? S .w: how did you do it? My name is Snow White.

Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful? Man: Snow White is more beautiful than you! Q: What? Isn't Snow White dead? Ha ha ha, I have a good idea!

Q: Apple, apple, beautiful apple, Snow White: Hello, good morning, grandma! Q: Pretty girl, do you want a bite? S. Oh, yes, thank you, Grandma!

Q: That girl's life! hahaha

Snow White, wake up, wake up.

A beautiful girl! She is my queen!

Wake up! Wake up, my queen! Thank you for your help. I am willing to help you.