Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - I want a master-apprentice romance novel, TXT version, thank you! Tracy _ Li Jie @ 126.com
I want a master-apprentice romance novel, TXT version, thank you! Tracy _ Li Jie @ 126.com
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"I am most afraid of two things in this world, ghosts and master ..."
"Elder sister, you are so tall and beautiful. The only drawback is that your chest is a little small ... "
"These tongues are very obedient, sometimes they need watering, and sometimes they need to open the zenith to let them bask in the sun."
"What do you mean stay away from her, joke! I want the whole world in my hands, I'm afraid I can't resist this little Gankun! "
"I don't like it or dislike it. Therefore, it doesn't matter to me that I live in any way. "
"I don't believe in justice, evil and happiness, but I believe in you!"
"White, if you dare to hurt one of her disciples, I will kill you all over the room. If you dare to hurt her for the whole world, I will kill the whole world! "
"Noble sentiment? This is just a sentence? Or is it a feeling that people who sacrifice everything for their own happiness will have? My heart is eternal, my heart is immortal and I have feelings, but I have never done anything for her. I don't live long, I don't live in the six realms, I don't live in heaven and earth, but I still lost her and myself. "
"He is the gentlest person in the world and the most ruthless person. I have worked hard for so many years and never understood him, but now I don't need to understand and I don't want to understand. I am dead or alive. Now that he is in my hands, I can do whatever I want. "
"I have no master, no friends, no lover and no children. At first I thought I owned the whole world, but it turned out to be false. Those who love me die for me, and those who love me want me to die. What I believed betrayed me, and what I relied on abandoned me. I don't want anything, I don't want anything, I just want a simple life, but God forced me, you forced me! Do you think I can get my head back now? "
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