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Naughty bag composition

No matter in school or in society, everyone has dealt with composition, which is a narrative method to express a theme through words. So how to write a general composition? The following is my naughty composition carefully arranged for reference only. Welcome to read.

Naughty bag composition 1 Walking into the campus, I smelled the fragrance of lilacs, so I studied in this school. Make a lot of noise in class every day.

I am a famous troublemaker in this school. Seeing the teacher teaching the students to look at pictures, I pointed to the pictures and said loudly, Hao Ge, the whole class burst into laughter. Brother Hao refers to another legend in our class. As for who it is, I won't say it. As for his reaction. Take a bath and be quiet. Our monitor Wang shouted. In the following days, the class was silent. This shows how afraid we are of our monitor. I can only stick out my tongue.

After class, students can walk freely. Huang Feifei and Liu Ming in front of me are playing with each other. Liu Ming is alone, so he is not afraid this time. Wang Feifei, but, in the end, Wang Feifei cleaned up Liu Ming. Yes, yes, I know. I remember once I was reading a joke book. But this is the water between Liu Ming and me. Because it's so funny, I just have a glass of water in my hand and want to drink some pressed water. But I can spit it out as soon as I drink water, and it will spray on Liu Ming.

Let my naughty boy cry on campus for the first time. The teacher saw many people and asked me to cheer for them. We won an overwhelming victory. Then there is Miss Li. Check one by one, former captain. The next game is on. Seeing that Class Two was going to win, I rushed to help and got into a foul. Class two won and the monitor criticized me. Suddenly, my tears kept falling. Teacher Li came over and said, "Nothing, there is another chance. In the last game, our cheerleading team shouted slogans and called our class to win for a lifetime. "

Lilacs bloom more brightly on campus.

Naughty bag composition 2 My cousin is a veritable naughty bag. He is in trouble every day. My cousin didn't listen to my persuasion.

I remember one time, grandma and her neighbors were making sheets, and my brother ran over and saw that they were too tired, so he wanted to beat their backs. I thought to myself, "My brother is not very kind, is he?" So I followed. My brother beat his back, took out his scissors, cut a small hole in his neighbor's grandmother's back, and then beat his back and left. Oh, I knew he must have done something wrong. Grandma Ying Jun looked up and saw the wound on everyone's back. She asked strangely, "hmm?" Why is there a cut on your back? " The neighbor hurriedly touched it: "Oh, there really is a hole. What is this? " "What is this?" Neighbors are talking about it. A neighbor's grandmother said, "Yes, it must be naughty." Another neighbor's grandmother said, "Yes, it must be him, when he just rubbed our backs." After a while, my neighbor came to my house and told my mother everything. My mother flew into a rage and criticized my cousin in a rage.

After a few days of silence, the criticized cousin came out to make trouble again, and really replied, "If you don't fight for three days, you will go to the house to uncover the tiles!"

This time, my cousin took a basin of water from home and moved to the roof. Whenever someone comes over, my cousin pours water on that person and hides himself. People said angrily, "Who is it? Who is it? Who dumped who on me? " My cousin is laughing and laughing on the roof.

Another time, my cousin bought a fake snake, exactly like the real one. My cousin came to my room with a fake snake. I asked, "Cousin, what can I do for you?" Cousin said, "Cousin, come here and I'll show you something." With that, he gave me the fake snake. "ah! Ah! Ah! " I was scared to tears and said angrily, "You have gone too far." Cousin said, "Is it too much? I want to scare more people. " I said, "Don't you dare!" Cousin said, "I dare, I dare." I left angrily and never spoke to him again.

This is my cousin. What's the matter? Naughty enough! Who can help him correct it?

Naughty bag composition 3 There is a little princess in my family. She is my sister. She has big eyes like a jewel and a small round face like an apple. Her little nose makes people want to touch it. My sister became a little star as soon as she went out. Everyone praised her for her beauty and cuteness. Hey hey!

My sister is a naughty boy at home. When I'm not looking, she will take my pen and book away. Then, she will drive her "pony" around casually, and she will keep shouting, as if to say, "Come and see me, see my pony."

I remember once, my mother dressed her in a princess dress, a pair of small leather shoes and a palace hat. Look at her swaggering, cocky, and accidentally fell down. As a result, she cried and made trouble, and kept calling her "mom". After a while, my sister ran towards me. At first I didn't understand what she meant or what happened. Finally I realized that my sister wanted me to hug her and spoil me. But who knows, when I hold her, my clothes are dirty. When she saw that my clothes were dirty, she laughed happily. This little villain makes me love and hate!

Although she is young and has a big temper, if she is not given milk and food in time, she will be sulking at first, and then there will be a storm. Often at this time, only I can make her smile through tears, haha!

Every day, no matter how much homework I have, I will find time to ride a pony with her. Playing with my sister is my daily task. Although sometimes I am very tired, I feel satisfied when I see my sister's sweet smile! This is my lovely and beautiful sister. She will love you forever!

Naughty bag composition 4 I have a naughty boy brother, who is two years old this year. He is a chicken, and his name is Wang Yiyang. Don't look at his name. Very gentle. Suitable for ... more naughty than monkeys.

My brother's practical jokes are famous in our family. For example, once, when I was drawing and wanted to use a marker, the marker disappeared. I looked for it for a long time, but I couldn't find it. Just when I was about to cry, suddenly, my brother came running with a wry smile and dragged me to the living room. I went to the living room and looked: Is this still my home? -The white wall has been changed into various graffiti paintings. There are colored pens everywhere on the sofa and on the ground, and even the curtains are messy colors.

Although my brother is naughty, he studies well. I think my brother will go to kindergarten soon, so I want to teach him to count. So I called him over, and I said, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5" "1,2, 4", and my brother spat out his tongue at me and shook his head and ran away. I'm so angry that I really want to beat him up. But I thought: he is still so young, forget it, maybe he goes to school with his teacher.

My brother likes to eat, too. Although he is thin, he is a veritable foodie in our family. He can find all the delicious food at home anywhere, just like a detective dog. One day, I secretly bought a few packs of snacks, ready to eat them secretly, but I had to do my homework first, so I hid the snacks. As soon as I finished my homework, I heard the sound of "honk, honk, honk, honk, honk" as soon as I left the room door. I listened to the sound and found my brother sitting under the table, eating my snacks with relish. Isn't this brother a foodie

Although my brother is very naughty, I still love my naughty brother very much, because his naughty has brought a lot of joy to our family.

Naughty bag composition 5 After my younger brother Binbin was born, the family became lively.

Let's start with food. As long as mom shouts "eat!" Two-year-old Binbin rushed to the table and shouted, "My rice! My rice! " I looked up and saw that the big bowl was obviously my rice, but he was carrying it. "This is my meal!" I hope he can let go, but his eyes are wider and his hands hold the bowl tighter. Finally, my mother came out to uphold justice and put an end to the fight.

One night, while I was doing my homework, my brother was quietly eating apples. Suddenly, a "mysterious flying object" fell from the sky and hit my head impartially. Looking around, it turned out that Binbin threw the apple core she had eaten on my head. "damn it! Actually interrupted my creative inspiration! " I shouted at him angrily. My brother winked at me and smiled casually.

I don't care about him. Go on doing my homework. Not long after, my brother took the radish made of my plasticine while I was not paying attention and prepared to cut it with a small knife. Seeing that a knife was about to be cut off, I quickly asked, "Binbin, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't be merciful!" My brother handed me the "radish" cheekily. I was just about to get it, but he quickly retracted the handed hand. Troublemaker! How dare you fool me! I quickly went up and hugged him and begged, "Give this to my sister first, and my sister will make you a bigger radish later." This time, my brother finally enlightened me, gave me a smile and put down the "radish".

Although my brother is usually naughty, he also has a warm heart. Once, I was scolded and cried by my father. My brother quickly took out a piece of toilet paper and handed it to me to wipe my tears. He also coaxed me into saying, "Be good, don't cry …" I immediately burst into tears and smiled.

This is my naughty brother Binbin. How about it?

Naughty bag composition 6 This person's surname is Tao, which is homophonic with "Tao" and his name contains rain.

Speaking of "Amoy", I can't help thinking of a very popular book in my class-Naughty Ma Xiaotiao. Ma Xiaotiao introduced in the book is really "amoy", and it is common to fight or quarrel, or go into the office.

The man I'm talking about is really like Ma Xiaotiao. His big eyes seem to be dedicated to reading comic books and peeking at the answers to test papers; His slightly upturned hair seems to be specially designed, and his eyes are open when he peeks at the answer. At ordinary times, he will make a few strange expressions to amuse everyone, and sometimes he will be scared of "Jin Doudou" by the teacher's high efficiency. Even the teacher can't help him by crying for a few classes.

Today, Tao Hanyu began to be naughty again.

Because of the time, the class was transferred to noon. Today's class is to celebrate Liu Yujiao's birthday. There will be a candy reward during the birthday party, and it is this kind of candy that caused an uproar.

Cheng Liang is very proud because he got good polysaccharide. Tao Hanyu's eyes were red, and he secretly grabbed some sugar from Cheng Liang's pocket. As a result, he was caught on the spot. Cheng Liang is not easy to handle. He grabbed Tao Hanyu and tried to find a teacher's theory, but he refused to admit that he stole it anyway. As a result, Cheng Liang was angered, pulled his red scarf and drew some ink on it, probably wearing a red scarf, but you didn't.

Alas, Tao Hanyu, you finally shot yourself in the foot.

Tao Hanyu, I hope you can change your surname as soon as possible. No matter what your last name is, don't call it "Tao" again.

Naughty bag composition 7 Speaking of the classmates in our class, the strangest thing is Wang Hao, the famous "naughty bag" in the whole school. Why is he famous in the whole school? Let me tell you the story of his "fame in a week".

On Monday, Wang Hao didn't bring his homework to school. As soon as he got to school, he just sat there in a daze and didn't read a book. Teacher Zou took a look in the classroom and got angry. He shouted at Wang Hao, "Wang Hao, why don't you read?" Wang Hao pretended not to hear and leaned back in his seat. At this time, the class representative came to Wang Hao for homework. Wang Hao also kept a straight face and didn't look at the class representative. Teacher Zou called him to the office in a rage, and the story began like this!

At noon, Mr Zou brought Wang Hao here like a prisoner. She said to us, "Listen, class. When Wang Hao talked to me in the office, he said he wouldn't make trouble again, Wang Hao? " Wang Hao bowed his head and didn't say a word. Teacher Zou shook his shoulder and asked with emphasis. Wang Hao had no choice but to answer, "Yes." The teacher nodded, said a few words to him and left contentedly.

But it didn't last long. On Thursday of that week, Wang's friends began to make trouble.

He deliberately didn't take English books in English class, which directly made the English teacher angry and took him to Mr. Zou's office. So Mr Zou called Wang Hao's parents twice and took Wang Hao to the principal's office three times in a week. When he comes on Friday, Wang Hao will be famous in the whole school. During the break, other students pointed to Wang Hao and whispered to each other, putting our class to shame!

Hey, Wang Hao, if you weren't so naughty, you wouldn't go to that terrible principal's office.

Naughty bag composition 8 "Sister" came with a silvery cry, and in a blink of an eye, a person flashed out. I looked up, something was wrong, my naughty sister. I looked up, alas, it was my naughty sister again.

My sister is very cute, her eyes keep blinking, and the cherry mouth is glib. When she smiles, there will be two dimples on her face, which is very attractive.

Then she gave another cry, and I grumpily agreed, looking up to see what he was doing. She said with a wry smile, "Sister, you are the best. You take care of me like countless stars in the sky on weekdays ... ""Come on, come on, don't talk big, say, what's the matter? " I interrupted her words. "Don't worry, I just came to thank you today." My sister gave a sly smile. "Hey, the sun came out in the west today?" I made an exaggerated gesture to show my doubt. "Look!" My sister turned herself into chewing gum. "I bought a pack of paper, and there is only the last one left." "Who cares? It's a big deal to buy a bag and return it to her tomorrow. " I never even thought about it. When I pulled my hand, I only heard a bang. I just feel sticky on my hands. It looks like a cockroach! Everyone knows that I am fearless, and I am afraid of this bug. I screamed with fear, and I felt something was wrong. I take a closer look, it's a fake bug! I was so angry that I grabbed the bug and threw it on the ground, shouting:

"Naughty bag!" But my sister has put oil on her feet.

Sister is not timid. Once, a relative held a wedding, and several rooms were full of people. After the banquet, everyone sat in the yard and chatted. At this time, I don't know who shouted: "Naughty bag, you show it to everyone!" " "She didn't refuse, but sang a song generously. Suddenly, there was applause.

This is my lovely sister, a lovely naughty bag!

Naughty bag composition 9 My family has a naughty bag. Naughty bag refers to a little rabbit. People think rabbits are docile, but I don't think so, at least this one in my family is different. Let me tell its story:

I bought this little rabbit at the flower and bird market. At that time, there were four rabbits in the stall, white, gray and yellow, and only my rabbit was left. Other rabbits are beautiful, too, but I just took a fancy to "naughty bag". Its fur is black except that its claws are gray. What attracts me most is the eyes of the "naughty boy": the eyes are black and the others are blue. Seeing how beautiful it was, I begged my father to buy it home. Dad agreed. I didn't know it was naughty than any rabbit until I got home. I first put it in a bigger cage and gave it a bath. When I took the cage to the balcony, the "naughty boy" suddenly shook his head and spilled water on me, which made me laugh and cry. From then on, I called this little rabbit "naughty bag".

After a few days, "Naughty Bag" adapted to the environment here. Just when I was about to open the cage and let it out, I saw it sniffing around. After confirming that there was no danger, I went to the widest seam on the left and took a look. I shrank and kicked my hind legs out. Seeing this scene, I was shocked and speechless. Seeing my dumbfounded appearance, it gave me a disdainful look and seemed to say, "Really, what's the fuss?" This makes me angry to death.

This is the "naughty bag" that makes me laugh and cry. do you want to see it ?

Naughty bag composition 10 My cousin is a naughty bag. He can play horseback riding and other games. He always makes my paintings messy and annoying.

My cousin likes playing mobile phones. I remember one day last summer vacation, my cousin was playing with a tablet computer. He likes playing Dragon Ball, and he plays it well. In front of him, a kung fu monk, a big dinosaur and a martial arts youth all ran away, but an old man with double blood was still a strong man, and his cousin killed him, but he couldn't kill him and could only be beaten. But he added, "If you can't kill him, you won't be surnamed Ye."

Once we were playing a horse riding game, my cousin asked me to ride it for him, and he used a scarf as a reins. When it was my turn to ride it, I put it under my ass.

My cousin is also a miser. My grandparents gave him lucky money when he was seven years old. He hid in his crotch for the night and said, "My mother is a thief and can't get the money back." At night, my uncle peed on his back. He said in his sleep, "Hello? Where's my money? " As a result, the money almost fell off the toilet, but fortunately it was not wet.

When he was eight years old, his uncle took him to Shanghai by train. He didn't sit in his seat at all along the way, but squatted at the door of the toilet, so he became the "little grandfather" in charge of the toilet in the train. When a passenger comes to the toilet, "Grandpa" will say, "Well, there is no one inside, go in!" Or "there's someone inside, wait a minute." Passengers will listen to his command and wait patiently. No matter what my uncle called him, he insisted on squatting there as a little grandfather in the toilet.

There is another interesting thing. My cousin's class has changed the head teacher this semester. The new rules for the new class teacher to punish students are that boys should take off their pants and play pp when they make mistakes, and also emphasize that the whole class can't laugh, and whoever laughs is unlucky. Once, one of my cousin's male classmates was really pulled to the podium by the teacher and took off his pants to play PP. Of all the classmates, only my silly cousin secretly watched him laugh while covering his mouth. As a result, the teacher really found out and took off her pants in front of her mother and beat little ass. I have to say, "I'm ashamed."

My silly cousin is not only naughty, but also funny! Miss Zhou, where is your daughter? Naughty?

Naughty bag composition 1 1 Everyone's personality is different, some are gentle, some are introverted and some are lively. And my personality is as naughty as most children. But unlike most children, because I am too naughty, I got two nicknames, namely "Pipi Shrimp" and "Naughty Bag". Listen to me slowly!

I have a habit of jumping around on the sofa. I broke the old sofa at home the other day. So, I bought a new sofa at home, 4 thousand yuan! If nothing else, I think such an expensive sofa must be very durable and can be safely jumped on. So I stood on the table, took a small step back with my left foot and jumped-"Haha, it was fun!" " "In this way, I jumped back and forth for a long time. Suddenly, I heard a bang, and the spring that could have played very high under my feet did not move. " Hey? Why can't you jump? ""it's over! I broke the sofa! " I shouted in fear. As a result, my parents heard about it, and I won't say anything about it. You already know, right? My parents took 4000 yuan from my pocket money.

For another example, my dad bought me a myopia prevention pen for 200 yuan before, and I used that pen to write when I got home, but I couldn't write it. I fiddled with it and found something round behind me (electrons), so I threw it away. I thought, it's much better to write like this. Have you ever thought about how to prevent myopia without electronics? Dad was very angry when he saw it, and he fined me 400 yuan.

After so many "punishments", I also began to reflect on myself. I have to change this naughty character in the future, and I can't "do whatever I want" anymore.

Naughty bag composition 12 I am 12 years old this year, and I am a veritable tomboy. If I didn't get better grades, I would have only one adjective left in the impression of teachers and others-naughty. My naughty is famous because I have laid a "good" foundation since I was a child: climbing the water dispenser, climbing the refrigerator and climbing the TV cabinet ... but in my memory, one thing has been lingering in my mind.

I remember it was at noon on a new year's day. My parents' relatives and friends come to my house to pay New Year's greetings. Because I really couldn't stand the smog inside, I ran outside to breathe fresh air. Suddenly, I saw someone setting off fireworks outside, so I ran to the front and plopped. I accidentally slipped and fell into a small puddle. An uncle who came out to pick his teeth saw me fall to the ground and rushed over and carried me into the house. Before my mother asked me what was going on, I ran out quietly, stood where I had just fallen, and lay back. Then I got up by myself, walked home and came to my mother. My mother looked at me very distressed, very distressed. I'm still wondering: did I know I would get up from where I fell?

In primary school, I was as naughty as ever, as naughty as ever. Every time the teacher visits home, the most common sentence is that I am too naughty. But there are several girls like me in our class, all tomboys. I read a book called "Diane the tomboy" the other day, and I was deeply impressed.

My mother nagged my naughty in my ear all day, and my ears almost got cocoons. In fact, I don't think it's a big deal to be naughty and playful when people are young. If they don't play when they are young, they won't have time to play when they want to grow up. Besides, being a quiet girl will only be bullied. You might as well be a careless tomboy, so boys won't dare to bully you.

I like being a tomboy.

Naughty bag composition 13 In our class, there is a naughty bag that everyone knows-Li Haoyu.

He is small, with dark skin and small eyes. His hands are dirty all day, he gropes around and likes to fight.

In our class, everyone will break out in a cold sweat when talking about science teachers. However, our Li Haoyu classmates were fearless and made "heroic deeds".

Once in a science class, Teacher Fan was late. Holding the cat, he crept to the front door of the classroom and leaned out to look at the door. Who knows that Teacher Fan sneaked in through the back door and caught him red-handed!

After being punished, he returned to his position, still shouting "The teacher is too bad, the teacher is too bad …" and making faces when the teacher was not paying attention.

Another time, also in science class. The students were all listening attentively, but halfway through, they interrupted: "Gourd, Gourd ……" The students opened their eyes in surprise and thought it was a "monster attack". Look carefully, it turns out that Li Haoyu fell asleep at his desk. Teacher Fan's face turned red, purple and then blue ... Finally, her little universe broke out: "Li Haoyu, get up!" He gave a cry of "Ah" in horror, then opened his eyes, rubbed them with his hands, and shook his head as if he were awake.

Teacher Fan was furious and tugged at his ears, dragging him to the front, so that we could enjoy his New Record of Nushi. The whole class laughed their heads off and a tear came out of my eye. That's a joke.

Li Haoyu, a naughty boy, has countless events a day. These are just two of the oldest. However, I believe you already know how naughty he is.

Naughty bag composition 14 "Naughty bag", nicknamed Xiaoyou, came to the world in May of AD 20xx and lived for about 10200 hours.

When God created him, he wanted to add a little cuteness, but he put too much! Want to add a little gluttony, finished, put it all in! I want to add a little chubby figure, but fortunately I only added half a pack. I want to add a little naughty character ... I shook my hand and poured it all in!

"Naughty bag" loves to hit people since childhood. As long as he annoys him a little, he will use his own "trick"-hitting people. "Pa", did you hear that? "Naughty bag" took out his "secret weapon" again, which hurt my face for a while, enough to prove the strength of this "Hercules". It happened just a few days ago. That afternoon, I went to play with Scampy, only to see him go to the table and climb under it. I'm worried about Xiaoyou. What if his head hits the table? So I carried him to the mat in the living room to let him play with toys, but he was really a "naughty boy" and his backhand was a "burning chicken feet". I accidentally hit my head on the table and soon got a big bump. Oh, it hurts me ... well, it's really pushing your luck, but being bullied by a one-year-old or two-year-old baby is so irritating!

Sometimes this "naughty bag" is still very cute! A fleshy face, eyes as big as grapes, and a small mouth like cherries. Dad and I often tease him together, and he giggles. "Naughty bag" smiled, and a pair of strange eyes narrowed into a crack, revealing a pair of sweet dimples. People can't help but want to kiss more!

How I wish this little "naughty boy" could grow up and understand quickly! Hey ~

If we say the four "chivalrous men" in our class, it's really the Eight Immortals crossing the sea-each showing his magical powers!

Naughty bag composition 15 There is a baby in our class, and that is the "naughty bag" that everyone praises-Dong. He is thin, the whole person is like a monkey, his arms are black, and he looks full of his naughty "achievements". He has a big head with many naughty ideas hidden in it, which can make everyone laugh every time.

Once we lined up to go to the music classroom, and all 39 students in the class were very quiet, for fear that others would report to the teacher that the road team in our class was not good. But the "naughty boy" is determined to destroy this good order. He repeatedly sang: "Singing folk songs ……", which made the students want to laugh but dare not laugh loudly, so they had to keep coughing. Captain Lu turned his head and stared at him mercilessly, as if to warn him: stop singing. But instead of listening, he made a more outrageous move-I saw him jumping up and down, scratching his head, taking off a the Monkey King for a while, making faces at others, raising the organ for class, and shooting at others with a gun for a while. Naughty bags make a scene in the classroom. This time, we couldn't help it any more. I leaned my head on the back of the classmate in front of me and twitched up and down. Don't be afraid, I just laughed out of breath. Some students are holding their stomachs; Some students' magical laughter resounded through the road team; A classmate stamped his foot and then squatted down, and we were all amused by him. Dong likes to be funny, and often calls himself "the king of funny", but now he seems to live up to his reputation.

After class, Dong volunteered to rush to the platform, picked up the blackboard eraser and pretended to wipe it. I was praising his efforts, but I saw him dancing on the platform with an eraser. Look at him, his slender body wriggles around in front of the "stage", like a flying snake, his waist wriggles around, like an aunt who dances in a square dance, and he is still chanting "The rooster sings three songs, and the bird wakes up ..." The students all burst into tears, and then the whole class shouted in a trembling voice: "Dong X, it's time for you to step down!"

It is such a naughty Dong classmate that adds fun to our school life.