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What are the classic "frozen" jokes?

1. Spring has come, and a flock of geese fly north, forming a B-shape for a while and a T-shape for a while. ..

2. Lie down where you fell.

3. If the tiger is not arrogant, just treat me as HELLO KITTY!

4. The donkey is reading backwards ~

5. The highest level of self-help: help the wall in, help the wall out.

fail ...

7. I'm not nice to you without money and power. Can you follow me?

8. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

9. Go to Google and Baidu.

10. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby!

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

12. Grandpa is from his grandson. ...

13. God, did you let summer and winter live together? ! This kind of weather!