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When a short, poor and ugly man and a tall, rich and handsome man fall in love with the same person at the same time. (Full version of campus novel) Is there any novel similar to this?
Follow-up question: How do you feel that this is not the same as the campus novel "When a Short, Poor, Ugly and a Tall, Rich and Handsome Fall in Love with the Same Person at the Same Time"?
On the first day of college, there were two people It attracted everyone's attention and became the focus of the class.
One is a typical tall, rich and handsome man named Chen Huan.
Two cars will come to see you off at the beginning of school, a 740 and an A6.
The 740 belongs to his father, and the A6 belongs to him.
The other one is a very cute girl.
In popular terms, she should be a very beautiful girl. I don’t like to judge girls by their looks, I prefer to rely on their feelings. And she is exactly the kind of girl who makes people feel particularly good.
She was dressed very ordinary, without any special dress, but she was stunned by such an ordinary outfit.
She wore it to an eye-catching effect.
I was so attracted by her that I looked at her for more than ten seconds as soon as she walked into the class.
Chen Huan, who was sitting next to me and was introducing the various functions of Iphone 4S to me, a "country bumpkin", raised his head when he noticed that I no longer had various functions and exclaimed.
He also saw this girl, and he stared at her with squinted eyes.
The girl was so embarrassed that she quickly lowered her head and walked to a seat to sit down.
I sighed secretly in my heart, I could see that she was going to sit on this side at first.
Chen Huan seemed a little disappointed when he saw my application. He patted me on the shoulder and said, "Why, do you like this girl?"
I shook my head repeatedly, "No! No!" How could it be!"
He said nonchalantly, "You...hey, what is your name?"
I said, "Yue Lin, Yue Fei's... ..."
He interrupted me with his hand and said, "Do you think this girl is very pure?"
I didn't know how to answer for a moment. He nodded.
He chuckled, "Do you believe that your brother Chen will take her down within a week?"
I said, "Wh-what?"
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He frowned helplessly and said, "Where did you come from the ravine? You just fell in love with her! Do you understand this time?"
I said, "Oh, but , It's impossible. She..."
He interrupted me again, "Impossible? It's not impossible if I say it! Hey, I'll give it to you after I've trained it! How is it?"
I felt that his handsome face was a little disgusting, so I reached out and pushed away his arm on my shoulder and said, "Haha, no need."
But he grabbed my wrist and stared at my watch as if he had discovered a new world.
"C...a...r...t...i...e...r? What brand?" He looked up and asked me while reading the letters on the watch LOGO.
I didn’t want to say anything more to him, so I just said, “Uh, I don’t know either…”
He looked at me with disdain, “Did you buy it from a street stall? It’s all fake anyway, so I’ll bring you a piece of gold.”
I laughed and said nothing.
And he also discovered the nature of my silk-picking, stopped talking to me, and focused on playing with the iPhone in his hand.
The class meeting was over, and he walked to the podium and suggested that since this was the first time for everyone to meet, he would treat us to a KTV so we could all get acquainted with each other.
Some were willing and some were not, but in the end the minority obeyed the majority, and more than fifty people in the class rushed to the KTV.
He drove a few classmates to book a room. .
Among them is that girl, her name is Sun Xuan.
When we squeezed into the bus and arrived at the KTV, they were already in the reserved presidential suite.
At this time, he seemed to be very familiar with Sun Xuan.
Later, according to a classmate who was riding in his car, Chen Huan suddenly took out an Iphone 4S in the car and said it was a gift for Sun Xuan.
It’s just that Sun Xuan didn’t want it. Sun Xuan's singing is very nice, sweet and a bit like Angela Chang's.
All love songs are sung duet by Chen Huan and her.
I only sang one song, "The Wind Blows North", but halfway through the song, Chen Huan took the lead and heckled me and said it was too unpleasant to listen to, so it was cut off.
After that, I found that I fell in love with Sun Xuan.
Actually, it’s not just me, many boys are like this.
It’s just that I showed it. Everyone else knew that Chen Huan was chasing her and no one fought with him because they knew they couldn’t catch up.
But I became the third focus in the class.
Everyone is waiting to see my joke.
You are sad and poor but still want to steal a woman from a rich and handsome man?
Look for death!
During class, I carried a black nylon bag from PRADA, which contained textbooks and rice for Sun Xuan.
Although she has never eaten it, I still bring her a portion every morning when I get up.
At this time, Chen Huan came in surrounded by a group of people from the dormitory. He was dressed in a fashionable Versace style and was carrying the latest Nike backpack on his back.
He glanced at the nylon bag in my hand and said with a smile, "Which supermarket gave you this bag? It's quite strong. I see you've been carrying it since the beginning of school."
Before I could say anything, a boy next to him pointed at the LOGO and said, "PRADA! It's a foreign supermarket. But I've only heard of Wal-Mart Stores and Carrefour! You really don't know Take the ordinary path."
I smiled softly and said nothing, but the class burst into laughter.
Chen Huan was very angry when he saw that I just smiled faintly. He seemed to feel that I could no longer be called a "person", because if a person was insulted like this, he should have found a place to hide. Got in, but I can still stand here smiling so calmly.
He pushed away me who was still standing next to Sun Xuan, took out a large bag of KFC from the hands of someone behind him, and said, "Xiao Xuan, I drove here to buy this specially for you this morning. "
Sun Xuan shook his head, "I... I have eaten, but I won't eat."
He seemed to frown, but still smiled warmly, "Then. Just give it to your roommates." She said and put the things on her table.
Then he looked at the xiaolongbao and soy milk I bought in my hand and said, "Hey, you bought them too, and you're still ignoring me?"
I shrugged, He said, "Actually, eating hamburgers and drinking drinks in the morning is very bad for your health."
He twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "Oh, that's right. I just happened to be tired of eating burgers, give me some extra Let’s get some nutrition!”
I saw that Sun Xuan really had no intention of accepting this breakfast, so I gave it to him.
But he didn’t answer. Instead, he hugged my neck and walked toward the back of the classroom. As he walked, he whispered in my ear, “Do you remember what I said?”
I asked, "What?"
He said, "I said I will do what I said, and I will win it in a week... Oh, I fell in love with Sun Xuan! I He also said that after training, I’ll give you a nice treat! So you don’t need to do these things. She will surrender to your crotch in a month at most, haha.”
I chose. He raised his eyebrows and said, "Sun Xuan is not that kind of person! Besides, I heard that you have already found a girlfriend! You didn't do this very secretly, so she also knew about it!"
He smiled nonchalantly, "What's the matter? Just wait and see." Because he was pulling me, I sat down with him helplessly.
During class, a boy sat in the last row and played with his laptop.
I took a look and it was from Apple.
Mac book pro 15.
Chen Huan stared at the person with interest for a long time and smiled, "Hey, there are 17, why buy 15!"
The boy's face turned red. He said, "The 17 is a bit expensive..." But he seemed to sigh in disappointment and said, "Oh. It turns out it's a matter of money. I originally wanted to recommend you to buy my alien. , it’s so fun to play the game, but the price can match you two!
Sigh..." I was just looking at his hypocritical show off. .
Unexpectedly, as he was talking, he turned his head and looked at me, "I heard that you also brought a notebook?"
I nodded. Thinking of my earthling lying in the corner.
He continued to joke, "I heard that the machine has been out of use for more than ten years. The noise is like that of a construction team, and you are not allowed to turn it on in the dormitory at night?"
Me He said nothing and continued to nod.
Actually, I don’t turn on the phone at night because I’m afraid of disturbing my roommates’ rest. After all, the noise of Clevo x7200 is indeed too loud.
He became even more proud and said with a smile: "Why would you use that kind of book? If it's not embarrassing enough, I'll give it to you when I get tired of using the alien!" Add 筘四6八I read the novel in 878 and he is very handsome and gentle
I laughed out loud, and I almost couldn’t help but tell him that although my earthling is ugly and noisy, its configuration is the best in the world, and its price can beat yours. Four aliens!
He may have seen some irony in my smile, so he scolded me and stopped talking to me.
Actually, I think Sun Xuan is a really good girl. Her family background is not very good. She will go out and find a part-time job on her own, instead of asking for it because Chen Huan, a rich second generation, is chasing her. That.
On the contrary, as far as I know, she didn’t want anything Chen Huan gave her.
I don’t know how to describe our relationship. It can be regarded as aloof. We haven’t established a relationship but we are still close. She will tell me anything.
They should be friends! I often think about it.
And I giggle when I think about it.
This evening I suddenly received a call from my cousin. She said that she was coming to Yantai and asked me to prepare well to receive her.
How to describe my cousin!
If she were not my cousin, I would definitely hate her, because she is the type of woman I hate the most.
She loves to show off and be extravagant. She only wears Karan. Her handbags are all Hermès besides LV. Her cosmetics are all Helena. The most common thing she says is "You are not open." How dare you come and talk to me in an Apollo?"
But she is my cousin, a woman who has bullied me since I was a child, but she is also the one with whom I have the deepest affection. Add 筘四6八八78 to read the novel. He is handsome and gentle
She arrived at ten o'clock in the evening. .
When I saw her at Crowne Plaza, she first glanced at me with disdain and said, "My good brother, you are still as low-key as ever, Burberry? It's called retro, It’s actually old-fashioned. Does anyone in your school know this brand? Are there any girls like you who would like you?”
I just smiled and said nothing, because I knew I wouldn’t. Might be able to outsell her.
But she suddenly seemed to see something, "You are not looking for a girlfriend without telling your sister, are you?"
My face turned red and I quickly denied it, " No, no way. No."
But then my phone rang, and it was Sun Xuan.
My face turned red again, which did not escape my sister’s sharp eyes.
Ask: "Sister-in-law! I'll pick it up for you."
I quickly hid in the toilet and answered the phone, "Sun Xuan, are you okay?"
She seemed to hesitate a little, and finally said, "I want to see you, I'm at the playground."
I said, "Okay, I'm outside now, wait for me."
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After coming out of the toilet, my sister joked, "I'm not asking you to come out and get a room. Why don't you open a room next to me? I can give you some advice, little virgin."
I was completely speechless to my cousin and said, "She hasn't promised me yet. I'm going back to school. You have a good rest. I'll come back to you tomorrow." ”
But she said, “I’m not tired, I’ll see you off!” "
Sitting in her extremely flamboyant Lambo, I felt very uncomfortable and felt like I was sitting on pins and needles.
But she smiled and said, "You deserve it. I'm the one who asked you to buy a car." The car is not as comfortable as Santana (taxi)! ”
I nodded and said, “Indeed!” "
She snorted, "Seeking death! ”
When we arrived a few hundred meters away from the school, I said, “That’s it, your car is too flamboyant!” Doesn't suit my style. "
My sister smiled and said, "Your girlfriend is still afraid of seeing it, okay, go ahead. "
When I got to school, I trotted all the way to the playground. Sun Xuan was sitting on the side of the parallel bars.
I panted and said, "Sorry, I was outside just now." "
She said, "It's okay. "
But I saw that her expression was very tangled and complicated.
I was a little worried, "What's wrong with you? Is there anything wrong with you coming to me so urgently? "
She hesitated for a while and said, "I'm sorry. "
I, the second monk, said, "What's wrong? "
She bit her lip and said, "I promised Chen Huan! "
I was stunned for a moment, "Wha, what do you mean? "
She bit her lip and said, "I know you like me and you are very kind to me. But..." I was a little crazy, and for the first time I interrupted someone else's words without caring about my grace, "How is it possible? You, you know he has another girlfriend. "
She shook her head, "He said he loved me. "
I still can't believe it, it's unbelievable. I obviously said I love you.
At this time, Chen Huan walked out of nowhere and said; "Little Xuan has agreed to be my girlfriend. I asked you here to warn you not to 'harass' her in the future! ”
I looked at him and stood there stunned.
But he laughed and hugged Sun Xuan towards the pure white A6 at the edge of the playground.
I returned to the dormitory and lay on the bed, only to find two unread text messages.
One was from my cousin.
"Don't forget to play with me tomorrow. "
The second one is Chen Huan
"This is the sixth day! ! Haha"
His arrogant smile kept echoing in my ears all night. I stared at the roof with wide eyes and didn't sleep.
The next day I went shopping with my cousin This was the first time in a long time that I didn’t keep yelling to stop when I went shopping with her.
Of course, she gave up her plan to drive her Lambo under my strong request.
In the evening, my cousin told me another news.
It was almost October 1 and she decided to wait for me to go back together.
I agreed, and I was very happy.
She looked at me in disbelief for more than ten seconds.
“That’s crazy. Are you already so advanced? I said I wanted to stay a few more days, but you're still so calm? ! ”
Actually, I am afraid of being bored. When I am bored, I will think of Sun Xuan.
I am afraid of thinking of her.
The days after that are very dull.
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Without me chasing Sun Xuan every day, I quickly disappeared from everyone’s eyes
And I was hardly in school except for classes.
September 28.
I was already planning to leave with my cousin and was about to leave the city, but I received a call from Sun Xuan.
She didn’t say anything. , I just kept crying on the phone.
I asked my cousin to turn around and take me to school.
The Rambo was still parked far away.
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Downstairs in the dormitory, I saw Sun Xuan, who was crying, and there were many people watching.
I rushed in.
Ask, "What's wrong?"
She cried intermittently, but I still understood what she meant.
Chen Huan broke up with her.
It can also be said that Chen Huan dumped her.
When I heard the news, I actually felt a little happy.
I knew this would be the result.
But I felt sorry for her. I couldn't help but hug her and said, "He doesn't want you, I want you!"
There was silence all around.
"Can you afford it?" A very abrupt voice came out.
Then I was pushed away and it was Chen Huan.
He said, "Why are you holding my girlfriend in front of everyone? Do you want to cuckold me?"
I was very indifferent, "She is no longer your girlfriend! ”
“No? You mean it’s not true? Have you ever seen a couple quarreling?” He pushed me away again arrogantly.
He turned to Sun Xuan and said softly, "Xiaoxuan, I was wrong. I just spoke out of anger. You know I have a bad temper. Can you forgive me?" Add 筘四6八878 Read the novel He is handsome and gentle
Then he actually took out a bouquet of roses from the A6 behind him and handed it to Sun Xuan.
At this time, the crowd also started to make noises.
I saw Sun Xuan actually bursting into tears and laughing. My heart ached. I shouted, "Sun Xuan, do you still believe him? He is playing tricks on you!"
"Who are you talking about, kid? Believe it or not, I will beat you up." Chen Huan said.
I ignored him and continued, "Sun Xuan, you have to think about it. You should also know what he thinks of you.
I am not as handsome as him. He is taller, but I like you more than him! I..."
Chen Huan interrupted me again, "Stop! You seem to have missed the point. You are not as handsome as me. But the most important thing is that you have no money! You have no money to buy her the clothes she wants, and you have no money to buy the cosmetics she wants..."
Then she turned to Sun Xuan and continued, " Xiaoxuan, I was really wrong, please make up with me. By the way, didn’t you like a pair of HM clothes last time? Can I take you to buy them now?”
Me? I shook my head, but I didn't speak. I knew she would make a choice and it would be useless to say anything.
I'm glad she came towards me and hugged my neck.
I saw Chen Huan’s face turned green, and I burst into laughter.
But my smile quickly froze on my face.
She lay on my shoulder, very soft, but her words were cold.
"I'm sorry."
Then she let go and walked to A6, while Chen Huan hurriedly opened the door.
I suddenly felt that the whole world had changed color, and I stood there in a daze, not knowing what to do.
I suddenly remembered a sentence I had read.
There are always so many fools!
But a clear whistle interrupted my thoughts.
A yellow Lambo with an extremely exaggerated appearance drove over from the crowd.
The exaggerated Ray-Ban sunglasses, the big "LV" on the bag, and Donnakaran's interpretation of female clothing to the extreme made everyone present stop breathing.
She didn’t look at me, but walked up to Sun Xuan and pushed away Chen Huan, who was already stunned.
He smiled at Sun Xuan and said, "I have to say, you made the right choice! You know, if you really get along with my brother, you won't be able to enter my house!"
Then she pointed at Chen Huanxiao and asked, "Rich second generation?"
Chen Huan may have been suffocated by her aura and nodded blankly.
My cousin smoothed her hair and said, "Haha, you are really rich. My family can even afford an A6.
Of course, I don't expect a nouveau riche like you. My son’s knowledge of watches includes not only Jinlao but also Cartier.
Although it is known as the ‘Emperor’s Jeweler, the Emperor of Jewelers’, a brainless person like you wouldn’t know the world’s No. 1 watch. A watch is made by Cartier.
Then let me tell you, my brother’s watch is worth the price of your A6, which you drive around all day long.
And do you think the Nikes you carry are awesome? A nylon bag from my brother can be exchanged for a box of Nike bags. Oh, I also want to tell you that PRADA is not a supermarket. Its products are known as the king of low-key products, and its brand is no worse than LV.
You don’t even understand this! That's right, people like you only have a few brands in their eyes. Do you think your Alienware is very high-end? It’s only over 30,000 yuan. Go back to Baidu and search for my brother’s Terran product. His product is called Clevo X7200! It’s really hard to talk to someone like you! ”
After she finished speaking, there was no noise in the whole scene.
She came over and said to me, “Let’s go, my short, ugly and poor brother.” ”
I shook my head, got on her Lambo, and started my National Day holiday. Something was wrong
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