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I, Xiaoyu, am a junior high school student at school. I came back from the physical education class on Tuesday for the fourth period English class. I just came back and felt very hot. I picked up my s

I, Xiaoyu, am a junior high school student at school. I came back from the physical education class on Tuesday for the fourth period English class. I just came back and felt very hot. I picked up my sleeves and...

Xiaohan: 12 years old, a lively and cheerful girl, sometimes very emotional, very happy, and sometimes will appear in some willful character introductions.

Feng: Xiaohan’s younger brother, 16 years old, a bit introverted, but turned out to be awesome, always in the first grade, awesome, although not very old, but also had some mature parents, later died in As she matures, the sister gets pets, car crashes and people are killed, but the sister's mistakes will be very serious.

Huan: Feng's best friend, Jin's cousin, has a cheerful personality and is very handsome, which helps Feng go through a lot.

Jin: Xiaohan's best friend is a Pisces girl who has a unique personality. The Pisces girl is a sister of Xiaohan, a wealthy daughter.

At night, at home,

the whole living room was filled with the smell of food. Xiaohan came out of the room smelling the aroma and said, "Mom, what should you do? It smells so good!" < /p>

Mom looked at Xiaohan and said with a smile: "Little greedy cat, the food has done a good job. Call your brother to come out to eat."

"Ah, I don't You know, every time I go to eat with my brother, he always kicks me out and I won’t leave.”

You must provoke your brother. "

"I didn't have class, he kept saying, I'm doing my homework, don't disturb me. "Xiaohan's mouth, learn to speak and act for his brother.

'Dong'

Xiaohan's head was hit, Xiaohan turned his head angrily and looked, it turned out to be his Brother.

Xiao Hancun complained that the most annoying brother is always a bully. "

" Well, who told your mother to say bad things about me. . "

How can I have it! "

Xiaohan knew that he was in the wrong and hurried to my mother, who was a weirdo

"Mom, you see, my brother always bullies me! "

Xiao Feng (brother) in front of the finished grimace.

Before I do this, daddy will take care of you when you come back. Okay, let's stop making trouble." Mother said, and he gave Xiaohan a quilt Get out of the kitchen.

Xiao Han, sitting on the sofa, watching TV, Xiao Feng came to Xiao Han Village and said in a mocking tone: "How about, mother drives out the future!

Well ?" Xiao Hanhe pursed his lips and ignored Xiao Feng.

Xiao Feng saw that his beautiful and lovely sister was angry. He did not plan to broadcast her and said: "Okay, if you don't get angry, you are wrong, brother. Brother is wrong, don't be angry."

, Xiaohan may ignore Xiao Feng

"Xiaohan!" Xiao Feng's tone was filled with anger.

Xiao Feng dotes on his sister very much, but he will not dote on her.

When Xiao Han saw that the situation was not good, they quickly changed the topic,

"Brother, you Is it really a new school?

Okay. "Don't you know what a beautiful sister is?" Then they gossiped.

"You little girl, you haven't learned how to study and make your brother happy."

Xiao Feng raised his hand and was about to knock Xiao Han on the head, but Xiao Han saw the potential dissatisfaction. Wonderful, and they started to escape, so a game of eagle catching chicken began?

Ding dong? Ding dong?

The doorbell rang

"Xiao Feng, open the door." Her mother said loudly.

"I know." Xiao Fengying said. A

moment to deal with you. "Xiao Feng and Xiao Han said.

Then they got the entrance. Through the eyes of the cat, Xiao Feng saw a familiar figure, which was his father. Xiao Feng did not believe his eyes. Xiao Feng and Xiao Han's My father is the captain, and the long-term scene is on the sea once a year, which is rare. What's more, my mother said that my father will be backed up next month, but my father is very puzzled that Xiao Feng is back now.

"Xiao

Feng, open the door?"

Mom's voice suddenly brought Xiao Feng back from his thoughts

'Bang'

Dad saw that the door was open. Xiao Feng stood at the door blankly and asked

"Huh? Xiaofeng, what are you doing standing here?"

"Oh, I will open the door, Dad , didn't you say you won't come back until next month? How about...

Father Xiao Feng, moderate, stroked his head and said: "Have you forgotten that next month is our little princess's birthday? What if I don't come back?

Xiaohan cheered, threw himself into his father's close arms, and said: "I know, daddy, I'm the best!" ”

“Oh? Really? "Dad said with a smile.

"Of course! "

Xiaohan extended his two little paws and said excitedly: "Dad! Gift gifts! "

You little thing doesn't know what conscientious class family doesn't want a gift without Dad. "

"

Oh?" Dad smiled and took out He picked up a delicate little bag and handed it to Xiao Hancun.

Xiaohan couldn’t wait to open the bag

The gift was a shell

The color of the shell is Xiaohan’s favorite light blue

It is Sea? Blue, /a> is a clean, light blue.

Xiaohan was excited and jumped up, "Ah, I like it very much!" Thank you, dad! "

"Oh? You like it. ”

Seeing Xiaohan’s smile, Xiao Feng and his father could not help, but they smiled

A month passed for the flash child, and time passed very quickly,

Xiao Feng lay on the bed, flipping the calendar with his slender fingers

'The day after tomorrow is the little princess's birthday, how to celebrate her birthday?

Thinking of this, Xiao Feng couldn't help, but thought of the situation. Next, Xiaohan's birthday last year...

One day, Xiaohan came to the house with all her friends and broke into a noisy whole day. Xiaofeng told her that when her servants (for example, help her) were behind her When getting juice, getting snacks, and playing games, her military advisor...)

In the evening, her friends said goodbye to Xiao Feng and her parents also laughed at Han to celebrate his birthday, singing happy birthday, and Xiao Han snuggled up to him In my arms, I was so moved that I cried that night. Thinking of this, Xiao Feng couldn’t help laughing.

Pound?

“Who is it? ”

“Dad. ”

“Oh, daddy, come in quickly. "

: "Dad, what would you do? ”

“I would like to discuss with you *** the matter of Xiaohan’s birthday.

"Oh, Dad, I just wanted to discuss this with you."

"Um, O, do you have any ideas?"

"Okay, Xiaohan has always wanted to go to Hong Kong. Let's take this holiday to take her to Hong Kong."

"But are you ready for the National Mathematics Competition in a month? ? "

"It doesn't matter, it's just in the semi-finals, it won't be reviewed for a long time, it's a matter of a month's time."

"Oh, okay. , your mother told me not to tell Xiaohan to give her a surprise. "

"Good night, I won't tell her father. "

"Okay. You go to bed early, it’s not too late to read.”

”Well, I understand.”

Then, my father walked out of Xiao Feng’s room. "Measure" Xiao Feng stretched and continued reading.

Xiao Feng was so tired that he fell asleep on the table.

With rosy cheeks, eyelashes, blood-red lips, and a hooked nose, he almost looks like an elf who has strayed into the mortal world.

The next morning,

Da da?

Xiao Feng was awakened by the sound,

He rubbed his sleepy eyes, />Getting ready to get up, he found that his body was wrapped in a blanket, and the blanket's sister gave him an excessive smile

He went to the living room and put it on the table to prepare his breakfast. Kazakhstan, he A big yawn.

"Brother, are you awake?"

"Well..."I saw Xiaohan wearing a very cute Winnie the Pooh apron, scattered on the ends of her hair The slightly curly headband bar has been worn with a few drops of sweat.

"Dad, mom went out and came back at night, brother, do you want mom and dad to do this?" He handed Xiao Feng a glass of warm milk from his mouth.

"I don't know, have you had breakfast?"

"Not yet."

"All the time, why don't you eat?" The words were mixed with a hint of reproach.

“I want to eat with my brother. "

"Don't wait until later, brother will know? Xiao Feng felt distressed, Xiaohan had a bad stomach in childhood, and irregular dinner would cause stomachache. Xiaohan had stomachache every time, and Xiao Feng felt particularly distressed.

"Oh, I know. "

", eat quickly. Xiao Feng smiled slightly.

...

< p>Dingle bell, ringing bell?

Xiao Feng, pick up the phone,

“Hey, want to speak? "

On the phone, I heard a hurried voice,

"Are you Xiao Feng? ”

“Yes, I am. Who are you calling?” "

"Xiao Feng, come to the hospital and drive the car with your parents into an accident! "

"What? Which hospital should I go to immediately? "

"Brother, what's wrong? "

Xiao Feng, I don't know how to tell him? Sister, he can only choose to escape,

"No, you go and change. "

"Oh. "

Seeing his brother in such a hurry, Xiao Han did not suggest another hospital

Xiao Feng excitedly took his uncle's hand and asked : “Where are mom and dad? ”

Uncle Zhong shook his head and saw his future aunt kept crying

Suddenly he understood that Xiaohan was all about this,

She fell into the chair On the bed, tears dripped from his eyes and fell to the ground.

Xiao Feng leaned against the wall weakly,

beating the wall hard.

At this time, the door of the operating room opened.

When the doctor walked out, Xiao Feng and Xiaohan said: "You come to see them for the last time. ”

Xiao Han was unable to stand up and entered the operating room in a daze. Xiao Feng still dragged heavy steps and struggled to enter the operating room

No matter how Xiao Feng imagined it, he could not Until yesterday, he was still discussing how to celebrate his birthday with his sister's parents, but he always lay down with his eyes closed...

Looking at his sister who kept sobbing in the corner, Xiao Feng could not help them in the future. Life, worry, although my father is always not around, but my mother is always with them, they have never left my mother, but now...

Xiao Feng came out of the operating room, wearing clothes. Wiping away tears with his sleeves, he grabbed his fist and walked into the operating room. His sister was shaking in the corner. He opened his arms as a weapon in the crowd. His sister,

Xiaohan couldn't stop crying. Stop, but the body is still shaking

Xiao Feng’s relatives helped his parents handle the funeral. The passionate relatives were willing to accept their brother and sister Xiao Feng, but were politely rejected because he didn’t want to at all. To be dependent on others, he knew that his sister was not willing. Xiao Feng's parents also left a sum of money in his life. The completion of the money supply was more than enough for his younger brother and sister to finish college, so Xiao Feng There is no need to worry about money, but how to live? This is the question that Xiao Feng needs to consider most.

The worries in Xiao Feng's heart disappeared immediately, or she could shine for her life. According to the past< /p>

In March, Xiao Feng and Xiao Han returned to their original lives without their parents for a day. Although it was a bit busy and unsuitable, Xiao Feng could handle it.

It’s just that Xiao Feng was the most worried about his sister. In the near future, Xiaohan will have to take the graduation exam, but she still has nothing to do all day long and is often in a trance in her homework. Xiao Feng sees it and is anxious, and he doesn't know how to help his sister.

In the evening,

“Xiaohan, let’s eat and take a bath. "

"I know.

His sister asked him to take a shower, and Xiao Feng started to sort out the tableware. BR />Bang?

Xiao Feng’s clothes inadvertently caught his sister’s schoolbag and dropped the schoolbag on his back. On the ground, Xiao Feng put down the bowl and chopsticks and picked up the book. Suddenly, something about the test paper came into view, and Xiao Feng came into view. The bright red score made him frown. At the 59th minute, Xiao Feng couldn't believe his eyes. , how could his sister, who has always been an excellent student, score so poorly in the exam? He was surprised...

He still returned to his sister's package documents. He was not going to question his sister, he only wanted my sister. You can take the initiative to tell him that he will not have anyone to pursue him.

One night, he sat on the sofa and waited for my sister to explain to him, but Xiaohan did not admit his brother in the end.

One day later, Xiao Feng decided to give her another chance, but Xiao Han might not recognize his brother, so Xiao Feng decided to ask his sister personally

The paper Xiao Feng's matter got into her sister's heart. Room,

"Xiaohan" "Eh? Bro, do you have it? "

"Do you have any exams? Xiao Feng's eyes were fixed on his sister's

"Xiaohan lowered his head, unable to tear his clothes or hands back and forth.

"? "Xiao Feng asked sternly

"Um...No, no! "

"Really? " Xiao Feng frowned,

Xiaohan was so frightened that she bit her lip with her teeth.

"Xiaohan! "

"No, no, my brother, don't ask me to do my homework! "Then he also tried his brother's room.

Xiao Feng said nothing, but his sister dragged her to the edge of the bed again and again. She pressed tightly on his thigh, bleeding down her jeans. , "Pa" tells the story of Xiaohan's brother moving and started to cry. Her eldest brother has never given her a call since she was a child, and even scolded her a few times, but my brother, but now...

Pa ?

“You know what went wrong? ”

“Ugh… I shouldn’t have concealed my brother’s test scores. "

Ba? BR />"What? I don’t want you to squeeze out the toothpaste."

"Ah... no..."

"What? "

PA?

"Isn't it? "

"No...wuwu..."

Capture

"You just lied to me, Have you had any exams? "

PA?

Intense

Woo...Woo...I shouldn't have lied to my brother about not taking the exam.

Her little buttocks were slightly red

PA?PA?PA?

Xiaohan cried in pain from continuous heavy loads

, she had never been played like this before

Little/>"Ah...my brother, I'm sorry, I was wrong...wuwu..."

Xiao Feng It didn't stop, the name was still firm,

Pop...pop...pop...

The little butt turned red, Xiaohan kept crying,

p>

Xiao Feng finally stopped,

As a result, Xiao Han cried even more fiercely,

Xiao Feng asked softly: "Let his brother come and see ? "

"Well..."

Xiaohan Xiao Feng gently pulled down his pants

The buttocks were unbearably red and swollen, Xiao Feng felt distressed and wrinkled He frowned, didn't he feel bad for playing with his sister? Besides, he was the only sister in the family, but he still had a heart for his sister's achievements.

Xiao Feng gently rubbed his face. After rubbing the butt for a long time to help his sister, Xiaohan's butt was finally not so hot

Xiao Feng's sister gently helped them, Xiao Feng felt very distressed, he Her sister's little face was dirty, and tears filled her cheeks and stopped in her arms

Xiaohan choked and said: "Brother, I'm sorry, I was wrong, please forgive me? "

Xiao Feng did not answer, but gently stroked her sister's head, and then held his sister tightly.

School, after lunch,

Xiaohan secretly passed in a note:

Jin starts?

Jin: Well, who should this be?

Han:

What I see here, we will definitely find it very strange! . ?Now listen to me slowly. Everyone must know that in elementary school, there is a long break after lunch, but sometimes, this so-called rest 8 is limited to being in class and being able to go out, and some people will find some excuses to sneak out.

Xiaohan ran to the teacher: "Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?"

What teacher would refuse a simple request?

"Start".

Xiaohan will walk out of the classroom with a "V" gesture for gold, and then also slide down for gold.

Excuses or the same, "Teacher, can I go to your bathroom?"

"." The teacher didn't know anything was wrong.

With two happy little girls, we came to the playground.

They walked and talked around the playground. What were they talking about? ... 12 year old girl chatting? Of course, kids, zodiac signs...

How can such cute girls like them not have admirers?

In fact, in fifth grade, Xiaohan had a similar experience of love.

A year ago,

...

OU, suddenly saw the news and started to see little by little, if we talk about it a year ago

When I was in math class,

Xiaohan was attending seriously. Suddenly, the confused Xiaohan in the same table opened the paper ball and threw a paper ball. I saw The words written on a small ball of paper:

Xiaohan, I like you.

After Xiaohan looked at it, my heart hesitated for a moment, and then looked at Ye Ye at the same table. Ye was giving a serious lecture, as if he didn't know what had happened.

Xiao Han wanders,

Ye, a student with both good character and academic performance, he is the school idol, has a significant sense of humor, but also plays a good guitar, so good Guys, what girl wouldn't like it?

More importantly, Xiaohan always feels very relaxed about him, and he still has a good impression... kind of inexplicable

After thinking about it carefully, Xiaohan replied with a Note: I like you so much.

So, Xiaohan started to "love" for the first time in life

Every day after school, Xiaohan sweeps the floor, and you guys leave forever, waiting for Xiaohan Village, sometimes Just to help her sweep the floor, let Xiaohan do her homework, and then go home together. Although Xiaohan and the Ye family have different routes, you always send Xiaohan home first, and then go home, and sometimes help Xiaohan carries a schoolbag, and you can also use your pocket money to buy lollipops for Xiaohan to eat.

Going home, they need to call, the duration of each call will not be less than one hour, the subject two is more and more.

One day, Xiaohan woke up from a nightmare and called Ye Ye without saying anything, but he picked up a guitar and bombed Xiaohan with a song called "Sakura". Ye Ge bombed "OK (OK)" ) America...Ye also played for a long time...

The next day, until Xiaohan fell asleep, Xiaohan saw Ye's red and swollen eyes, I'm sorry, But Ye said, you and I have homework to do yesterday, and Xiaohan didn't say anything, just Ye's good intentions and gratitude to others, how she felt if her brother tasted... < /p>

My sister has frequent interactions with a boy, Xiao Feng doesn’t know what to do?

But Xiao Feng’s feeling is that they have a special feeling for each other, which is very pure and hazy. , it is difficult to pierce...

At the same time, Xiao Feng also completely believed that his sister would not do anything extraordinary. Xiao Feng also had a wait-and-see attitude on this matter. In

a month passed in the blink of an eye

Ye suddenly said to Xiaohan: Xiaohan, I...I...I am on vacation next semester.

"Oh, then you go." Xiao Hanye joked with her. Then we will continue to start reading.

"Xiaohan, I'm not kidding you, what I said is true!"

Xiaohan suddenly got stuck, holding a piece of paper in her fingers, she wrinkled slightly Brows slowly raised her head, just opposite to Ye's eyes.

Suddenly, Xiaohan's brain went blank. She didn't know, you said, because it all happened so suddenly, Xiaohan There is no time to think, she doesn't know what to do now...

Sitting in Xiaohan Village, Jin heard all this, and she pulled out of Xiaohan's classroom and came to the familiar playground. .

On the railing,

Jin knew that this time Xiao Hancun didn’t need anyone’s comfort. All she needed was silence. She just needed to be quiet like this. .....

Xiaohan was leaning on the railing, expressionless and motionless. Suddenly, a drop of crystal teardrops fell, Xiaohan's eyes and cheeks were killed by the ground, and then the cheeks that fell down were on the ground. On the ground, the crowd stared at Xiao Hanjin in her arms, making Xiao Hancun's tears wet her collar...

Xiao Han felt that there was countless warmth surrounding her, and she stopped crying. ..

Farewell Party

The students were very happy to have a farewell party. Ye Xiaohan was standing alone in the corner. She wanted to open her heart and say goodbye to Ye, but she couldn't... .

In the end, Xiaohan chose to escape...

On the day you left, Xiaohan went to hide alone. She couldn't smile and said goodbye, so Xiaohan hoped to avoid it. .

That day, you were already in the crowd, trying hard to find Xiaohan's number, but... />Although you understood Xiaohan's "escape", he still felt a little disappointed.

Because after that, her brother beat her, they decided to start working hard for Xiaohan. She swore that she must admit that she was a key middle school, not only for herself, but more importantly, she didn’t want to let my brother.

2 months,

home,

"Brother knows tomorrow's score, do you think I can be admitted?" Xiaohan shook my brother's hand Dangle away.

"Well...it's enough to make you look good." Xiao Feng gently pinched her sister's little face.

Xiaohan heard a strange smile, she was full of confidence in the exam, let alone before the exam, she told her brother to brag about certain exam days

>The results were released ,

Xiaohan is full of confidence in taking the exam, but the final result is a mystery after all. Xiaohan still cannot guarantee what the final result will be.

On the way to school, Xiaohan didn't say a word. She didn't know what was going on and didn't admit that everything was unknown. At this time, she wanted to run away, but her brother held on tightly. In her hands, she had no chance of escape.

"Xiaohan, look, there is a list of acquisitions in front of it." Xiaofeng said, pointing to a distant announcement.

Xiaohan glanced at the faster announcement, she wished she was in a corner.

"Xiaohan? Xiaohan

The sound of this array broke Xiaohan's thoughts. She looked up and saw Jin

Jin rushed over with a smile. He hugged Xiao Hancun tightly and said excitedly, "Xiao Han, do you know? We all passed the exam. ”

“Isn’t it? "

Xiaohan refused to join the brothers and went straight into the crowd.

Ouyang Li culvert,

She excitedly ran out of the crowd, and went straight to the brothers, < /p>

“Brother, I passed the exam, I was really admitted! ”

Xiao Feng patted Xiao Han’s head with disdain. He knew that it was very difficult for his sister to get into this school. This is a key school. More than 10,000 primary school students graduate in the city every year. , but only 300 students participated this year, not to mention...

More importantly, Xiaohan's previous achievements would not allow him to enter this school, Xiao Feng's thoughts went to 5 months ago,

p>

One day, Xiao Feng suddenly received a call from Teacher Xiaohan

“Hey, where are your Xiaohan’s parents? "

"Yes, which one are you?

"My class teacher Xiaohan"

"What happened to the low bypass?"

"Oh, no, I just want to tell everyone Xiaohan learns. "

"Oh, okay, I will be right.

"

Putting down the phone, Xiao Feng frowned. Although his sister had not had very good grades before, the teacher never invited parents. Was it because his sister's results had declined? Unexpectedly, Xiao Feng looked carefully. I still wanted to fly to Xiaohan Village School.

I just joined the teacher's office, and I saw Xiao Feng's sister standing in the corner. The teacher saw Xiao Feng coming, and they greeted him, and then went to details. Xiao Feng told Xiao Han about his study, so Xiao Feng never expected that Xiao Han's result was not only a sharp drop, but also a constant drag operation, and the class had drifted.

Hearing this, Xiao Feng frowned. Wrinkled, he tried his best to resist the anger in his heart, and then took his sister home. Xiao Feng didn't say anything, as usual, Xiao Han didn't want to criticize my sister, because he knew he was wrong. , because after their parents died, they had always ignored their sister's discipline and just doted on her. He wanted to make her get rid of the shadow of losing her parents as soon as possible.

In order to make her sister feel depressed. Fortunately, unlike the last time I photographed her, she has returned to her previous appearance.

Looking at her cute eyes and cheerful personality, Xiao Feng is very satisfied.

Xiaohan, eat. What? "

"Hmm...Japanese food!

Great night eating Japanese food."

"Ah? Long live brother. ! ”

Little culvert’s bright smile.

"Jin'er, do you want to go with us?"

Grace... "

Well, yes!"

< p> Before Jin finished, Xiaohan helped her answer.

"Xiaohan, I won't ask you, let the people give their own answers today."

"Well, I want to ask his brother."

Ring "Way with the call and I'll call your brother."

...

Collection-

Jin’s parents lived abroad for a period of time due to work reasons, so they sent Huan Jin into his younger brother’s home. Huan Jin’s parents were both abroad. He lived with his housekeeper Liu Ma and his servants, so Jin (Praise) Life has begun.

"Jin'er, your brother will appear here soon, let us wait here for a while."

"Okay."

"Jin, we Go outside."

"Okay, Xiao Feng, my brother 88."

"Brother, 886."

"Well, be careful when you play. A little."

< /Hmm... Brother, you are so long-winded!

Then Larkin’s Xiaohan ran away.

"Well...I got so wordy?" Xiao Feng himself.

""Keeping his hand on Xiao Feng's shoulder

Xiao Feng looked back, Huan

Then Tan took a deep breath and said: "It's old, old, and getting so wordy."

"And so am I? Now every day keeps me in utter confusion."

". So good energy, you still have so many complaints, our Xiaohan... said: "He shook his head helplessly.

Then they would laugh in unison.

The bonus points must be given up, you can’t lie! ! !

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