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"Daughter-in-law, I heard that your ex-husband's house was demolished. Ask for a suite! " Should I take it?

I worked overtime these days and came back very late. I want to have a good sleep at the weekend, and my mother-in-law came early in the morning. Haven't sit tight, an enter a door mother-in-law spoke, "daughter-in-law, I heard that your ex-husband home demolition, also should have your share? Ask for a house. " I'm a little confused when I hear that. Mother-in-law is well informed. I didn't know the news until recently, but my ex-husband and I have been divorced for eight years. What does his house demolition have to do with me?

My mother-in-law has always been narrow-minded and caring, but I didn't expect her to have the idea of my ex-husband. I told her directly, "That's my ex-husband's house, and it has nothing to do with me. Now people have been demolished and become rich. You let me have a house, I might as well remarry him! " "Er ... which line? What about my son? " My mother-in-law didn't expect me to say this, so she chickened out and left after a while.

My husband and I have been married for five years. We are both married for the second time. My husband has a daughter who follows his ex-wife, and I have a son who follows his ex-husband. Because we are both divorced and childless, we soon got together and we cherish each other. In the second year of marriage, I gave birth to another son. The year before last, we bought a house by mortgage. Although the pressure to repay the loan is quite great, my husband takes care of us and I am very satisfied.

The only thing is that my mother-in-law likes to pick things up. I knew her temper before I got married. She is stingy and haggle over every ounce, which once made me unable to make up my mind to marry my husband. I didn't feel relieved until my husband promised never to live with his in-laws after marriage. Although my husband is not as good as his ex-husband, I still follow him without hesitation. As soon as I got married, my husband decisively took me out to rent a house. Just for this matter, my in-laws are very dissatisfied with me, thinking that I have taken their son away and come to tell me what to do every day.

In fact, the husband himself knows very well that the reason why he divorced his ex-wife is also inseparable from his in-laws. As it turns out, my mother-in-law really likes to make trouble. She came to ask me for a bride price the day after she got married. She said you got married for the second time. What do you want? I gave you a bride price to look good and not be laughed at by outsiders. Now that you are married, bring the bride price quickly! After that, my husband was unhappy and quickly persuaded her mother-in-law to leave.

Later, my mother-in-law heard from somewhere that my ex-husband's family was rich, saying that I was a fool and didn't know what to do when I got divorced, and encouraged me to go back and ask for money. After the husband knew it, he gave her a bear meal again, and then he stopped. Isn't this encouraging me to have another house? Hehe, this mother-in-law is really unique.

Seeing off my mother-in-law, my husband came back and I told him about it. Husband smiled and joked, "Let you ask your ex-husband for a house?" Thanks to my mother's idea! Don't worry, I'd rather sleep in the street than in your ex-husband's room. It's uncomfortable to live! "