Humorous stories of husband and wife

1. The wife excitedly asked her husband, "If you fly into space, what do you want to do most?" "Look at the women on other planets …" said the husband. The wife didn't speak, picked up the cup on the table, and when her hand was loose, the cup fell to the ground and broke into pieces. "What is this?" The husband asked in fear. The wife said, "Nothing, I'll see if the earth is still attractive ..." 2. Wife: You don't love me as much as you used to, but now you don't ask me why when you see me crying. Husband: It's not that I don't ask. I have to go to a big shopping mall once I ask. I can't afford to ask now. 3. The husband has a cold, lying in bed, and his wife is sitting on the sofa reading a magazine, as if nothing had happened. The husband longed for his wife to come over and say a few affectionate words to comfort him, so he deliberately asked loudly, "Wife, what are you looking at?" Without looking up, the wife said, "I'm watching 37-degree woman." The husband was very frustrated, dragging his eyes and saying, "Wife, there is a 38-degree man in bed. Why don't you come and have a look?" 4. A man and his wife went to see an art exhibition. The man stood still in front of a picture of a bathing girl and took out a magnifying glass from his pocket. "Old deathlessly! You have to look at it with a magnifying glass! Do you want to wait until the water is dry? " "No! I'm looking to see if that basin is leaking! "