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Lime factory: "From scratch!"

Pawnshop: "Well deserved!"

Hat Company: "Deal with a man as he deals with you!"

Barber shop: "not a penny!" "

Pharmacy: "Ask for it!"

Quit smoking association: "Never make friends with a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!" " "

Typewriter: "No discord, no concord!"

Optical shop: "The eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please install glass on your window. "

Perfume company: "Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so we send a self-defense textbook with the bottle."

Smoking is forbidden in public places: "Please don't smoke in order to make the carpet have no holes and your lungs have no holes."

Road traffic: "If your car can swim, please go straight without braking."

New book: "The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!" "

Car showroom: "always let your driver's license expire before yourself."

Traffic safety: "Remember, God is not perfect. He prepared spare parts for the car, but no one prepared them. "

Cosmetics: "Go to the' spot' early, don't leave' pox'."

Washing machine: "idle wife and good mother!" "

Sour juice drink: "A little parting is sour, and a happy heart is sweet."

Printing company: "Print everything except money."

Flower shop: "the price of roses in our shop is the lowest today, and we can even buy some roses for our wife."

Beauty salon: Please don't flirt with the woman who just came out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother.

An advertisement for enrollment in a French class reads: If you don't like this course after listening to it, you can ask for a refund of tuition, but you must say it in French.

An American newspaper published an advertisement: look like a young girl, think like an adult man, act like a mature lady, and work like a donkey!

Eye drops advertisement: After dropping this eye drops, turn your eyes a few times and let the eye drops spread all over the world.

Advertisement on tombstone: There is a sentence on a tombstone in Scotland: "Here lies Hermes. Mike Taves. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business, the vegetable shop, which is located on the expressway 1 1 and is open until 8 pm every day. 」

There is an advertisement posted on the wall of a barber shop: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, but think that you have won face. 」

The barber shop in the English countryside put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which read, "Gentlemen, I want your heads. 」

Traffic safety: fasten your seat belt, and do not copy.

Travel: Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon, where the night lasts for 24 hours.

Siemens: Our maintenance personnel all over the world are annoyed.

Adhesive: It can bond everything except a broken heart.

Tire: Work hard, as long as there is breath.

Car: Its only drawback is that when running at a speed of 100 km, you can still hear every word your mother-in-law nags in the back seat.

Advertisement of French perfume: "Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense teaching material is included with the bottle."

Chicken feed advertisement: "If' Pelina' doesn't lay eggs for your chickens, they must be cocks";

Pet food advertisement: "Please tie up your dog, or it will come to kask Company".

Restaurant advertisement: "If you don't come in for dinner, we will both starve to death."

"Swiss tourism company's advertisement:" Go to the Alps at once, and the mountains will be gone after 6000 years. "

Dentist's office: "Please feel free to fill your teeth, even if he or she kisses you, you won't notice."

Gas station billboard: "If you are addicted to cigarettes, you can smoke here. But please leave your address so that your ashes can be sent to your family. "

The milk factory advertised in the newspaper: "If you eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by our factory every day for 52 14 weeks, you can live to 100 years old!"

An advertisement for enrollment in a "facial expression institute" in Chicago reads, "You will learn to frown skillfully here, so that people will think you are an honest person at first sight."

An advertisement for a water heater product reads: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in trouble. "

Cosmetic advertisement: This product is most attractive to men, so a self-defense teaching material is attached with the product.

Spend some advertising: send some flowers to the people you love most, but don't forget your wife.

Barber shop advertisement: although unscathed, it is hard work.

Highway advertisement: 30 kilometers per hour, you can go to the garage; Speed 100 km, you can get home safely; Speed 150 km, you can go to the hospital; 200 kilometers per hour, congratulations, you can meet God.

Love at first sight (Wrigley gum slogan)

Blockbuster (the slogan of an eye disease therapeutic instrument) blockbuster.

The name of the clothes is amazing (a clothing advertisement).

Without stomach, there is no pain.

Be proud of drinking (a beverage advertisement).

Eternal wine (a kind of wine advertising language) is enduring.

Complete food beauty (a hotel slogan) is perfect.

A good wife and mother (washing machine slogan)

No mosquito (an anti-mosquito advertising language) is unknown.

There is no inflammation in the mouth (a toothpaste advertisement).

Baishun (a brand-name clothing advertising language) Baishun

Attracting people into the store (the banner of a high-end hotel) is very attractive.

Wise men see quality (ancient bridge air conditioning advertising language).

Shocking curtain (the slogan of Asian computer 3D animation system) is shocking.

This big petrochemical company has become a small petrochemical company.

Each of the six gods has its own master, and each family has no worries.

The treatment of stomach trouble lies in Sifang (the slogan of Sifang stomach tablet).