Funny jokes and short sentences

1. "I know it is difficult to put two bags of instant noodles in a bowl, but I am full of happiness. I think love is the same. " "Eating instant noodles is awkward. Hurry up and move bricks for the foreman! "

2. I went to the 4S shop and planned to buy a car of about 654.38+500,000. As a result, I thought about adding 23 thousand to buy a Camry. After watching Camry for a long time, I thought, just add tens of thousands to buy a Highlander. I thought it was Audi after watching it for a long time. After reading A4, I found the Mercedes-Benz brand bright, and I bought a C-class with tens of thousands of dollars. After reading it for a long time, the C level is still not as good as the E level, but I added tens of thousands. Originally, I wanted to buy an SUV, but later I went to see the BMW X5. After watching it for a long time, my wife, who is a model, made a suggestion that Land Rover was domineering. As a result, she went to the Land Rover store to win the prize.

I hope someone will insult me with these three sentences in my lifetime: "Why are you so handsome?"

"Don't you just have a little stinky money?"

"It's great to find a beautiful wife!"

I hope I can end up like this, just thinking about it is so happy! I don't want to. The foreman asked me to move bricks # # #

I didn't find you in the whole forum, but I know you are here. The foreman asked me to tell you that I'm going to the construction site early tomorrow morning, and I have to move three trucks of cement and two trucks of bricks. If I can't finish moving them, I won't even give you yesterday's salary. Also, the widow Wang at the east end of the village asks you: When will you save enough money to marry her? If she doesn't go back at the end of the year, she will marry Liu hunchback under the willow tree with crooked neck in the west of the village! !

5.XXX, I am from the countryside. I am the funniest person in the village. Everyone in the village calls me an inch of grass. I used to think that I didn't have enough money for you. Now that the crops have been harvested, I intend to marry you. The day I loved you was like the wind blowing across the field. You are my first love, not in the cornfield but in the wheat field. I know you will see it, because many brothers praise me!

6. Don't post here! There is no sticky quality at all! The foreman told you to hurry back and move the bricks, or you'll break your leg. You are still posting in the Internet cafe, and your woman has run away with Wang Mazi in the village! !

7. I found hundreds of stickers and tens of thousands of stickers, and finally found your two goods. It turns out that you are bragging here. The foreman asked me to tell you that there are five cars of bricks to be unloaded tomorrow, or you will pay off and leave without coming to the foreman.

8. You are blowing water here again. The foreman said that he wouldn't be paid if he didn't go back to move bricks in the new year. Don't say I didn't warn you. Be careful. Oh, I forgot to tell you that your favorite widow Wang married Pockmarked Li in the neighboring village. She told me to tell you to stay away from her.

9. Don't post it. The foreman asked me to inform you to work overtime today. If it is a temporary decision, then hurry up and finish the project ahead of schedule. The foreman said that if it rains, we have to work overtime, otherwise we will get more than one bargained for.

10. Erdan, I finally found you. Are you still in the mood to talk about it? ! The foreman told you to hurry back to the construction site to move bricks. If you don't go back, you won't get the salary of 30 yuan the other day. By the way, your father asked you to go back when you were free. The last case of bus molesting women has come down. Your father gave your car to the woman named hush money, and she agreed not to sue you. Your father is not easy. Go back and have a look when you are free. Also, widow Wang from the neighboring village asked me to tell you that she misses you very much and asks when you will marry her. She said that the door should not be too grand and don't pretend to be low-key. After all, getting married is not easy. I brought it for you. It's up to you