As a "Deyun girl", what do you need to know?

Deyun girl has a lot of knowledge about terriers. For example:

① Uncle Yu's three hobbies: smoking, drinking and perming. As long as uncle Yu is here, this stalk will always be there. Each pair of crosstalk performers said: What are Uncle Yu's three hobbies? The head audience replied in unison: smoking, drinking, perm.

(2) High-end Sir Zhong, atmospheric and upscale. Sir Zhong's height must be different from others.

③ Eggplant stalks, rubber bands, dog meat juice and cat gravy stalks of Sir Zhong and Jiu MengMeng.

4 and Mr. Xiao's famous scene: pasting the roof. A comedian on the stage and a group of comedians under the stage listened to cross talk. (Yes, it's Mr. Xiao)

⑤ Meng Meng's three skills: lighting a cigarette, pouring wine and perming.

There are also ghost stories (although they scare themselves every time), selling cute, and of course crying on the brakes. This is an excellent guy. )

6 refund stalk. Everyone in the audience has to refund their tickets, but Deyun's refund window is in Afghanistan.

⑦ A young gentleman obsessed with getting off work. Every time I stand at the nearest exit, I run as soon as it's over.

Today, Sir Zhong and Jiu MengMeng cooked an eagle in a famous scene. When Jiu MengMeng said silicone legs, Sir Zhong couldn't stop laughing.

Pet-name ruby about Sir Zhong sleeping powder stalk. MengMeng was a master of powder for five years, and the master put him to sleep (hahahaha, forgive my unkind smile, after all, my brain made up this famous scene. )

I can think of so many things at present. For me, it is the one that impressed me the most. I hope you like it, and of course you are welcome to add.

Deyun girls have too many things to know, such as Qian Ge's three hobbies of "smoking, drinking and perming", such as Sun Hou, the eldest son of crosstalk master Hou's "specious" and "kung pao chicken" and so on!

There are many "stalks" of Degang Guo's disciples, which can be roughly divided into "nicknames" and "events":

First, nicknames: Luan has the most nicknames, and Smurfs, horses and so on. Are well known; Zhang Yunlei, the captain of the death squad of Deyun Society, is nicknamed "dreadlocks", and many people call him Sir Zhong. Kong Yunlong, a member of the death squad; The prince of Deyun Society kept Yan Hexiang less, and his pseudonym was Zhuang Zhuang; Zhang Helun is nicknamed Xiaobai; Lang Hezhen alias rhubarb; Meng is the owner of the guild hall; Zhou Jiuliang is a young gentleman. ...

2. Event: Sun Yue raised elephants before entering Deyun Society. The elephant lost weight, he gained weight; The dispute between Zhang Yunlei, Yang Jiulang and Yan Hexiang Qiangzi: Meng's "Deyun Society is a harmonious family, and disciples never bully younger brothers" and so on. Of course, the most famous stories are about Qian Ge's father Wang Lao and Qian Ge's son Guo!

What other "stalks" did I not mention? Welcome to add!

Tell me about the younger generation of crosstalk performers I know better:

1, Shang Jiuxi: His nickname is the guillotine of Deyun Society; His partner He Jiuhua is in charge (hahaha, quite appropriate); One of his popular jokes is about little penguins (please listen to more cross talks for details).

2. Zhang: He has many nicknames, such as tractor driver (these British people applaud, hahaha), man, ... Although he doesn't forgive people, he is very kind to fans and protects his family well in private. He is a very gentle man. His other half, who is 90% taller, was originally the last gentleness of the first nine, but after all, he lost his gentleness, hahaha. His fixed-point poems are very good, but now he has sealed the box. Some viewers asked him when he would say it again, and his answer was to find a suitable time (such as a special performance, let's look forward to it together).

3. Qin Xiaoxian: He sings very well. He has a little hypoglycemia. He has a good family condition (after all, he drives a "dung fork" car. Hahahaha, don't hit me, that's what my second brother said). His partner Sun Jiuxiang is his "father". Every time on the stage, Jiuxiang's father just said to the audience: You are no longer my daughter-in-law! The audience below is absolutely obedient, hahaha. This life gate is thoughtful.

4. Liu Xiaoting: Nicknamed Second Brother, his "advantage" is black, hahaha. In the words of his partner Zhang Jiutai, when the second brother fell into the sea, the sea turned into the Black Sea, hahahaha. The second brother is Pinkley's big apprentice, but he often doesn't eat jiaozi from his master's house (I dare not say, I dare not ask, hahaha).

At present, I only know a few of them. Others, Jiuling, Jiulong, Jiufang, Laohan, etc., are all very good, but I am not particularly familiar with them, so I won't say much here.

If there is anything that needs to be corrected or supplemented, please correct and discuss it together!

Deyun girls, I'll see you in the comment section!

Deyun Society has many "stalks". I just want to talk about those jokes in Zhang Yunlei's cross talk. As long as Mr. Zhang opens his mouth, there will be a tsunami below.

Old Beijingers Love to Play-Daughter-in-law

Let me ask you a question-love.

High-end-big era, high-end.

Ouch-who is so bad? I'm going to make a rumor, I'm talking nonsense. ..................................................................................................................................................

Why is Jiu Lang so handsome-I spit an old blood on the screen and let me stop for a while.

Slogan of the eighth team: Deyun Society's eighth team, unify the rivers and lakes and command the world. Whoever disobeys, may my leader live long.

Finally, the favorite sentence of fans: Who is Acacia for?

Weaving Zhang Yunlei

Because crosstalk is now making fun of family members, Deyun Society has many problems, such as Luan's nickname, the origin of baked wheat cake, the legendary jumping off a building, the elevator incident and why Yu Qian's son is called Guo. But the following terrier, as a Deyun girl, can't help but know.

First, the teacher's three hobbies. That is, smoking, drinking and perm. Degang Guo and many members of Deyun Society have written these three hobbies into cross talk. Sesame cake once ridiculed these three hobbies, but it is actually one kind, that is, drinking and smoking, and then perm your hair with cigarettes.

The second is Degang Guo invoice terrier and Yun-peng Yue invoice terrier. This stems from the fact that after Cao Yunjin left Deyun, he bombarded Degang Guo to collect tuition fees (according to common sense, Crosstalk Gate should not collect tuition fees), and at that time, he also printed out the invoice, and Degang Guo responded: "You can find an invoice, stamp it and say that I received it, but you should pay attention every time." Many jokes of Deyun Society often talk about invoices, forming a Degang Guo invoice stalk. Recently, Yun-peng Yue also talked about invoices in his "saturday night live" program, and then developed into a stalk of invoices in Yun-peng Yue.

Third, the little black fat stalk. In recent years, Degang Guo's apprentices have gradually formed their own styles and routines. Because Degang Guo and his gang are not tall, his skin color is slightly higher, and his figure is fat. Among them, Zhang Helun and Shao Bing took Degang Guo's head and skin color as an example to form a famous "little black fat terrier". Zhang Helun, in particular, always pointed up with his hand, pretending that Degang Guo jumped up and said "I'm going to beat you to death" when he jumped up, which was so interesting.

Of course, as the largest cross talk club in China, if the girls of Deyun Society pay close attention, they will definitely find more and more interesting stalks to open your eyes.

Deyun girls need to know too much! You need to know uncle Qian's three hobbies: smoking, drinking and perming. Yu Qian's son is Guo. Lao Guo's girlfriend is called prejudice, Yu Qian's girlfriend is called Walter WANG Egg, Xiaoping Cray's girlfriend is called Hammer Sister, and Dalin's girlfriend is called Zhuge Steel. Old Beijing loves to play with his daughter-in-law (bell). Jiu Liang's father likes to cook all kinds of dishes (Zhou Wenwang). The Dabajiang River, Dabajiang River and Dabajiang River in the Yellow Crane Tower will be awarded the five-star red flag fluttering in the wind ... the high-end dreadlocks will make their debut. The last sentence of Xiao Ping Clay's lover asked the tortoise what he had done wrong, just because the table blocked his leg. There are also various cheap copies in the program, such as anti-seven or six people, sheep on trees, no leaves, and Japanese bangzi. And you have to know how to pick up Taiping's lyrics. At least, it's a good idea to sell noodles for the squire and persuade people with Han Xin's divination. When you come back, you need to know which actor has what program. Lao Aiguo sang "Skeleton Sigh", and the end of "Big Box" sang "The Truth". The tooth marks of Tang Priest's master and apprentice, Wukong, tick-tock. Exploration of Qingshuihe, Suolin Capsule and Gankun Belt in dreadlocks. Xiao Ping Clay's "Lover", born twice, is a song of five rings. A prostitute in Zhang Helun showed her toes, and her sister came to see me. Third brother's block Li Yunjie's explanation of susan. Nine-year-old Kowloon Allegro plays well, and Linglong Tower and Tong Ren Tang both say it's great. Ma Zaishan top, Luan Boji in Luancheng. The second brother (Liu Xiaoting) is black and Jiu Ge is white. The indissoluble bond between Lao Qin and microphone. Jiu Nan is a little prince who is a regular poet, but the last sentence always keeps the audience from stopping. When I entered the pit of Deyun Society, I found that I had a lot to learn.

Raising elephants, who can miss this stalk?

Corresponding to it are "zoo", "stealing feed", "escaping from the cage" and "climbing over the wall".

When Yun-peng Yue and Sun Yue appeared in the North Exhibition Hall, the fans once again played a familiar game, applauding after Yun-peng Yue introduced himself, but after introducing Sun Yue, the applause was more enthusiastic and lasting.

Yun-peng Yue also cleverly showed jealousy, even trying to walk away and pretending to go on strike: "Since when are comedians more popular than jokers?"

Sun Yue is very calm: "This is not very close to the zoo!"

Sun Yue's surprise made Yun-peng Yue laugh. After laughing, he explained: "In the future, friends in other places may not know this video. The North Exhibition is really close to the zoo. Teacher Sun used to keep elephants in the zoo. "

1. Uncle Yu Qian's three hobbies: smoking, drinking and perming.

2. Uncle Yu Qian's rock version of "Learning Meow".

3. Meng must listen to the tick-tock version.

4. Meng's dough sticks to the ceiling.

You can't seal the box without being kicked.

6. Zhou Jiuliang is anxious to get off work.

7. Zhang Helun's A Prostitute Exposes Her Toes.

8. My sister came to see me by Zhang Helun.

9. High-end, high-quality, high-grade and high-grade gas in Zhang Yunlei.

10. Zhang Yunlei's "Braid Brother Missing Day and Night".

1 1. The worst nine-character elder brother in Zhang Jiuling.

12. Zhang Shi, who can't settle down.

13. Liu Xiaoting and Zhang Jiutai have bad complexion.

14. The guillotine of Shangjiu Xide Cloud Society.

15. Qin Xiaoxian exchanged IQ for high face value and subwoofer.

In today's society, everyone's quality of life is constantly improving, and more and more people have a lot of leisure time. However, some people like to listen to cross talk besides watching TV and movies. Speaking of this cross talk, Deyun Society is the most popular one. As one of the most famous large-scale professional crosstalk societies in China, it left a deep impression on people.

For Deyun Society, there are such a group of people who are as crazy as watching an idol concert. For this special group, everyone gave them a very kind name called "Deyun Girl".

Speaking of these "Deyun girls", in people's minds, they must be lively, cheerful, versatile, omnipotent and open-minded. Anyone who has heard Deyun's ditty should be able to sing these songs, such as Exploring Qingshui River, Farewell to Lovers, Gankun Band, Paihuatai, Daxixiang and so on. For them, they just come to rap.

Once in Zhang Yunlei's cross talk, such an interesting thing happened. Fans and friends who like him come to watch with light sticks. Because of his humor, girls like him very much. He suddenly turned a cross talk performance into a concert with light sticks in the audience, which has to be admired. Many netizens lamented that he is really a "Deyun girl", which is really powerful enough.

Besides him, there is also a cross talk actor who is deeply loved by everyone, and that is Yun-peng Yue. Wherever he goes, he will be full of laughter. Just today, Yun-peng Yue was pushed to the hot search in Weibo by fans. Just seeing the title "Yun-peng Yue can't live without you" was so funny. What's going on here? Let's have a look.

In the video, "Xiao Ping Clay" and Mr. Sun Yue performed on the same stage, and Yun-peng Yue sang the famous song "I ask you in loverboy". Who would have thought that "Xiao Ping Ke Lei" just sang two sentences "Shrimp, I'm almost on top", and the "Deyun Girl" sitting under the stage immediately joined the chorus. At this moment, "Xiaoping Clay" looked puzzled, and the fans and friends under the stage laughed happily. After a few seconds' pause, Yun-peng Yue made a naughty joke and said, None of this would have happened without you. This shows that our "Deyun girl" is really powerful and can catch any stalk.

In fact, interesting things like this have happened several times in Yun-peng Yue. Every time, Pinkley's reaction is stupid and lovely, which is especially interesting when he is around. In fact, for crosstalk performances, such a group of people is also needed to be interesting. What do you think of this?

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