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I gave my contribution to my boss for promotion_I got promoted together with my boss

Jiaojiao Girl’s self-statement: Born in 1983, she has a little more sense of responsibility than those born in the 1980s, and a little more casual than those born in the 1970s. Those who do well are not as beautiful as me, and those who are beautiful are not as good as me. My physical age is 30 years old, but my mental age is always 27 years old. Jiaojiao went on a business trip to Northeast China for a week. When she returned to the office, she found that the air was a bit heavy.

It turns out that the general manager of China has recently been promoted to take charge of Asia, and his position has become the target of several core department directors. The sales department where Jiaojiao works plays an important role in the company, so naturally her boss is very vocal. However, the headquarters is worried that a person with strong sales ability taking on administrative responsibilities may affect the company's current interests, so there is a legend that the financial director promptly recommended himself to serve as the general manager of China. The arrogant boss was a little uneasy. In terms of credit, he led the team to achieve the company's annual profit of 200 million; in terms of qualifications, he is at the forefront of the middle management; if he loses this opportunity, his value will change with his age or changes in market conditions.

Jiaojiao knew the opportunity had come. Previously, she was trying to get a raise and promotion, but her boss always ignored her. She walked into her boss's office. "Boss, can you please consider promoting me again? Promote me to the position of deputy sales director." The boss looked at Jiaojiao with some confusion, why would he make such an ignorant request at this tangled moment, and his face was gloomy. He shook his head and said: "It's difficult, it's difficult..." "Boss, I've been promoted, so you can rest assured about the sales tasks. I'm a sales pacesetter, right? I'm the top of the three, right? I'm responsible for everything from south to north. All the customers have been 'acquired', right? Let the headquarters see your overall planning ability. In other words, your promotion will open the way for your own promotion." Jiaojiao started her professional "sales" steps. "I have no ambitions. The highest level of my career is to be the deputy director of a department. This is a reflection of my self-worth and being 'covered' by my boss. I am decent and comfortable."

The boss wrote a recommendation letter.

Two weeks later, Jiaojiao sat in the small room next to her boss. Every morning she "encouraged" her boss: "Boss, I will help you with the department's affairs!" At this time, the company The implementation of the joint general manager system in China is obviously a test of the ability and patience of each director. Regardless of whether the boss can "move up" as he wished, Jiaojiao became the biggest winner of this personnel change.

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1. The company manager asked someone to hang a slogan on the wall saying "If you want to do it, do it immediately", hoping to stimulate the enthusiasm of employees.

After some time, a friend of the boss asked him how effective this move was.

The boss said angrily: "The cashier took 100,000 yuan and ran away; the office director eloped with my female secretary; dozens of employees asked for a raise together!"

2 , a company was recruiting, and Xiao Zhang ran to apply. The boss asked: "Can you tell me what you think?" Xiao Zhang said: "I want to have a monthly salary of 100,000 yuan, and I can go abroad for two months a year at public expense, and the company will also help me rent a house." The boss slowly said He said: "I will give you a monthly salary of 200,000 yuan, and give you six months a year to go abroad at public expense. Also, the company will give you a house." Xiao Zhang was shocked: "Are you kidding me? "The boss said: "You were the one who made a joke with me first."