Do you have a good sketch script about July 1st?

Scenery: desk, chair, washstand, basin. There are potted flowers on the table and windows on the wall.

A: Director of the Office; B: manager; C: old employees.

In light music, A is busy in the office.

A (singing while wiping the table) Our life is full of sunshine, full of sunshine … happiness … flowers … huh? (Holding up the rag doubtfully) What's the matter? Wipe the table with a rag, and then look, there is still no dust. ) Speaking of cleanliness, it's really clean. It has been three or four days, and it is so clean every day. Look at this rag. It can be used as a towel for washing your face. You don't believe me? Come on, come on, I'll wipe it for you, see if you believe it. (Wipe your face with a towel) Left three times, right three times, twist your neck, twist your ass, my rag, so close. (Blowing a kiss with a rag) Honey, we don't have to deal with tables and chairs of Darkmouth with rotten face anymore. (b, listen to A's soliloquy) Every morning after that, we can drink tea and read newspapers neatly ... (b coughs loudly to get A's attention)! The leader is here! Welcome to the aisle! (Humming the athlete's March with your mouth. Welcome)

B Blackie, I said, what are you doing? (A continues to sing and leads B to sit down)

Ah, great. Report to the leader! Your employee Xiaohe has ...

B (striking table) Come on! (a pretends to be frightened)

Oh, my God!

B (questioning) what?

Oh, how big it is! (Realizing that I was wrong, cover your mouth quickly)

You are talking nonsense again! (The two men looked at each other in a hurry for a while and reluctantly spread out their hands to the audience. )

Oh, my grandma! (Jumping up at the same time) What did you say?

A report punishment manager, you, you don't want to strike the table and take the bench. I have never experienced such a test. There is something wrong with my heart. Please.

B report and comrade, you, you should not open your mouth to lead, but keep your mouth shut about the manager's route, okay? I have a heart attack in this ear, too? Please, okay?

A what? Heart disease in the ear?

Have you forgotten the consensus we reached at the meeting? Our unit is sparsely populated. ...

A's work is finished, that's all. ...

one radish ...

It's no use flattering each other. ...

I see people calling it the master. ...

Everyone knows my name is Lao Jian. ...

b？

A report!

B what's wrong?

In a small office, I accidentally made a language mistake in my daily work, and I will correct it immediately. (b sit down and read the document)

B change wow.