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Fifteen eccentrics of China football.

China football is the first monster, and the head of the Football Association distributes it blindly.

Bring a bunch of bear soldiers out, it is better to go home and practice women's volleyball!

China is the second weirdo in football, and the coach takes the lead in hooliganism.

Anyway, I'm an iron rice bowl. You said you'd step down?

China is the third weirdo in football. Really handsome four or five times.

A fool rushed in front, people passed, and the ball was not there.

China is the fourth weirdo in football, and strikers don't kick the door.

There are not as many goals as defenders, so you must have a low fever when you break the door.

China is the fifth weirdo in football, with an old lady in midfield.

Just after the middle circle, swing your legs and sneak into the stands.

China is the sixth weirdo in football. The defenders are really generous.

This is specially used to give gifts to the enemy. If one is not enough, we will come again.

The seventh weirdo in China football, the TV commentary is really amazing.

Full of shit, big mouth can defeat the game.

China's eighth strange football player. He is very good at geometry.

The midfield was crowded and the defenders stood in a row.

China football is the ninth wonder, you will never forget it.

As long as there is a fig leaf, we are always easy to explain.

China is the tenth weirdo in football. If I let you down, don't be unhappy.

It doesn't matter if you can't qualify, as long as Japan dies.

China football eleven eccentrics, gangsters can also play the league.

Get a house to pick up girls and raise a bunch of idiots!

China Twelve Monsters, the scene of the protagonist is really unbearable.

Shrink into a small group of turtles and wait for others to kill them slowly.

Thirteen eccentrics in China football were eliminated.

How many teams are there in the World Cup? At least this is the first place!

China Football 14 Strange, magic has become really wonderful.

Four cygnets came in to make roast duck for take-away.

The fifteen eccentrics of football in China are really heroic.

A coach and a soldier, it is better to kick out quickly.

There are more than twelve in China today.

There are many beautiful women who open magazines, but they open many TV advertisements.

Picking up a newspaper is all rhetoric, and reading an article is all signature.

There are many typos in buying new books, and there are many charges for going out to work.

There are more cars inspected by leaders and more public funds for eating in restaurants.

There are many dresses and business cards on the street for friends to meet.

There are many swindlers doing business in the sea, and there are also many prosecutors at the end of the year.

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40; In the mountains and rivers of years, I am looking for you.

On the phone, I looked for your voice.

In the crowd, I am looking for your back.

That night, I looked for your eyes. ......

Maybe I can't get it all my life, maybe I'm looking for it all my life.

But I will still be so determined.

2. Cultural perspective

Song and dance stars, movie stars, eating and drinking stars, scattered;

Football fans, fishing fans, stock fans, mini-crazy;

Tourism fever, investigation fever, going abroad fever, heat wave rolling;

Playing mahjong, playing pets, playing tricks and being cynical;

Hometown associations, close friends' associations, fraternity associations, associations;

Speculation, auction and discussion are surging;

Mountain festival, water festival, sightseeing festival, rocking boat;

Worship the god of wealth, worship the door god, seek ghosts and gods, and hope for magical powers;

Modernism, obscurity, new school, complicated deduction;

Advertising wars, slogan wars, brand wars, and wars continue;

An orator and critic, looking at a boaster, can't hide his family's ugliness;

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Don't listen to the sound of beating leaves in the Woods. Why not walk slowly with a smile?

Bamboo poles and sandals are more dexterous than riding horses. What's to be afraid of? A raincoat and hemp fiber, despite the wind and rain, still live my life.

The cold spring breeze is drunk and slightly cold, but the mountains are greeted with oblique photos.

Looking back at the bleak place, going home is neither stormy nor heartless.