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What happened to Princess Yongxing's adultery in history?

Princess Yongxing (Liang Wudi's eldest daughter Xiao Yuyao)

Xiao Yuyao (also known as Xiao Yuyao) was the eldest daughter of Xiao Yan, Liang Wudi in the Southern Dynasties. Her mother is Ji Hui, and her grandmother is Princess Xunyang, the daughter of Liu Yilong, Song Wendi, and the younger sister of Xiao and Xiao yogi bear.

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Perhaps in order to make her adjust her temperament, Liang Wudi proposed to her Yin Jun ... Yin Jun's father Yin Zuo and Liang Wudi were good friends in their early years. Yin Jun's personality is completely opposite to that of Princess Yongxing. He is filial and she is disobedient; He loves quiet, she loves active; He lives a simple life, and she is luxurious and greedy; He is gentle and rational, and she is arrogant and reckless; He loves reading and is a famous calligrapher, especially good at writing neat regular script; But she even misspelled her name. The most important thing is that he is weak and can't meet Xiao Yuyao's vigorous physiological requirements.

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Reminder in advance: As can be seen from the following events, the sexual life of the princess and Xu is like this-after the princess gets married, she can have her own mansion. That is to say, couples who live in separate rooms are farther away than western nobles, and they are not in the same house at all. If Xu wants to share a room with the princess, he must get permission in advance. The princess has to "call" before she can go to her bed (but Xiao Yu Yao won't take the initiative to "call" Yin Jun, wishing he would never come). In order to prevent the princess from failing to fulfill her wife's obligations, and for the sake of her children, a legal "sex day" was made. At a certain time, you can have sex, and the princess can't shirk it for no reason.

On this day, Xiao Yuyao will try to refuse. But it is unreasonable to bolt the door and drive him away. Her method is quite vicious: she hangs a big piece of white paper on the wall and dips it in black ink to write big characters on it.

Our calligrapher Yin Jun came into the room and looked at the wall. It was a bunch of vicious and ugly words, grinning at him like a python. Identify carefully and let his blood punch:

Yin, Yin, Yin ...

The name of his dead father is written on the wall. I wonder if there is a word "asshole" behind it? It's not like a princess! It's like a street hooligan who writes dirty slogans in the toilet! I even showed it to Yin Jun in the form of a calligraphy exhibition!

Insult! What an insult! ! !

Our husband Yin Jun rushed out of the door with tears in his eyes.

The princess was afraid of an accident, so she quickly asked the maid to chase Xu. Xu refused to go to the princess's house, so the maids took a silk, tied him up and dragged him back.

Deception and adultery

Shortly after their marriage, Xiao Yuyao fell in love with Liang Wudi's sixth brother, Xiao Hong. Xiao Hong is the king of Linchuan. He is "eight feet long, handsome and quite Rong Zhi", and his appearance is very human. There are thousands of concubines and ladies-in-waiting, and they may not be very keen on Xiao Yuyao. But Xiao Yuyao is hopelessly in love with his own uncle.

Xiao Yuyao is even more ashamed of her husband Yin Jun ... "Southern History" says that "they are all short in appearance and hated by the Lord." In other words, Yin is a standard Wu Dalang, short and ugly, which annoys the princess and has no interest in him. But Wu Dalang also has physical requirements, not to mention that he is the lawful husband of the princess. On the legal "sex day", he still wants to find Xiao Yuyao.