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The plot of the film before the arrival of the new director
The former director has retired, and the other section chiefs are not at home. The "heavy responsibility" of welcoming the new director falls on the shoulders of Niu, the "capable" general affairs section chief. Director Niu mobilized the general practitioners and put them into this "overriding central task". The most important thing is to build a spacious and comfortable new office for Director Zhang. Niu chose the big room with cement piled downstairs, and ordered Cui, the right-hand man, to move the cement to the backyard and speed up the renovation. The former director's office naturally became the general affairs section chief's office.
The new director's office started construction on June 7, and section chief Niu personally went to the site to give principled and specific guidance. He is not satisfied with the reddish paint on the wall. He said, "Light red is a hot color, and now it is late spring and early summer, so we should use cool colors"; He also said that special attention should be paid to "national style" in terms of patterns and patterns. When section chief Niu returned to the office, he encountered two unpleasant things: first, Su Ling, who manages building materials scientifically, resolutely opposes moving cement into the yard; Then the old clock of the workers' living Committee came to give advice, reflecting that the single dormitory was seriously leaking and needed to be repaired immediately. Director Niu is fully engaged in the "central work". In addition, he has to buy a spring bed and furniture for the new director ... The money is running out, and there is still money to repair the dormitory for employees. Both of them were pushed back by section chief Niu!
On June 8, section chief Niu came to work for the first time at 7: 30. Seeing that it was going to rain, Su Ling came to Niu Changke again and tried to move the cement back to the house. Niu Chang was impatient and left. Old Zhong has a "play first, then play". He said that he would call a private businessman, Boss Zhang, to repair the house, and let Lao Li, a civil servant, tell Chief Niu that the dormitory "needs to be repaired."
Unexpectedly, Zhang came to work early in the morning, not in the afternoon. He went to the door of the bureau and saw signs everywhere. The slogans are all "eulogy" such as "Welcome Director Zhang, thanks for your hard work" and "Wish Director Zhang always healthy", and the words "General Affairs System" are written below. Director Zhang was reading these ridiculous slogans, but he met Lao Li, a civil servant. In a few words, Lao Li regarded Director Zhang as "Boss Zhang", and he told "Boss Zhang" all his views and opinions on section chief Niu. Director Zhang felt that this matter was worthy of attention and made an observation. It is going to rain soon. Director Zhang hurried to find section chief Niu, trying to solve the problems of cement and dormitory. When he found his new office, it happened that Director Niu and Su Ling were quarrelling. It turned out that Su Ling was afraid that the cement would get wet by the rain and the state property would be lost, but she came to Niuchang to find a way. Niu Kechang not only ignored it, but flew into a rage. Zhang was about to come forward to speak when the section chief Niu walked away angrily.
It began to rain, so Su Ling and Lao Li decided to move the cement into the corridor first. All the staff took the initiative to participate, and Director Zhang did it himself. At this time, Lao Li and Su Ling knew that "Boss Zhang" was Director Zhang. Director Zhang decided to let the staff of the single dormitory move to the newly-built director's office first, and also hastily wrote a note for Lao Li to give to the section chief Niu.
Lao Li saw the cow often locked the door and ate trotters in the office. Because it was inconvenient to disturb Niu Changke, he stuffed the note under the door. The note was found by Lao Cui and handed to Niu Changke. It said, "The new director's office is temporarily allocated for other use, and the dormitory should be repaired quickly." After the cow section chief was taken aback, he immediately felt that the note was wrong (written in pencil on a page torn from the diary); Old Cui had a brainwave and immediately decided that this was Su Ling's joke with cattle under the guise of Zhang. Niu Changke decided to teach Su Ling a good lesson. It happened that Su Ling had moved the cement to the director. Niu Changke gave Su Ling a good scolding. It was not until Lao Li came that it was confirmed that the note was indeed written by Director Zhang. This time, Niu really panicked. He quickly asked Lao Cui to get "Boss Zhang" back and prepare to repair the staff dormitory. So Director Zhang was taken to the section chief's office by Lao Cui as "Boss Zhang". In order to please the new director, section chief Niu ordered "Boss Zhang" to repair the dormitory within two days, even at the expense of giving "Boss Zhang" a small favor, and boasted that he and the new director had been friends for many years. However, the fox's tail can no longer be hidden. Bureaucratic, boastful and flattering section chief Niu exposed his ugly face naked in front of the director. After being thoroughly exposed by the masses, he was pushed off the stage.
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