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New Three Kingdoms Strategy Romance of the Three Kingdoms

The scorching sun is scorching, and the cicadas are singing together. Stele: Wollongong.

A lonely mountain village with dilapidated stone roads. The eaves are low and the villagers are idle. Wrong slogans were written on the walls:

"Down with the traitor Cao Cao!"

"Smash Sun Quan's head!"

"Liu Bei concealed Reactionary history, unforgivable evil!"

"Liu Biao is a bitch!"

"We must first settle the internal affairs and oppose national division."

"Eat him. Mother, wear your clothes, Mr. Cao will not pay for it!"

"Warmly celebrate the victory of Hulao Pass!"

"The Taoyuan Sanjie is another gangster of the Plum Blossom Party!"

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"The martyrs who died in Gongdu will never die!"

"When one person joins the army, the whole village will be honored."

"We are the ones who kill, burn, and rob everyone." "Basic national policy!"

Under the slogan, idle people played chess (with stones), wearing short clothes and long clothes, sitting and lying in various places. Several teenagers gathered around a three-legged billiard table and played billiards with wooden sticks and clay balls. A young man put aside the steamed bun he had eaten twice, but was picked up by a yellow dog and ran away. The young man chased after him and saw a relatively neat house at the end of the stone road. A plaque was hung on the door: "Pang Tongti of Kongming Primary School".

A young woman in the courtyard was drying sheets and other items, with a cheerful and heroic look between her brows, her movements were quick, and she seemed to be resentful. There is an advertisement printed on the sheets: Call and get through - 188.

The young woman beat her with a wicker, covered her eyes to see that the sun was already high, turned around and walked up the steps quickly, opened the door and shouted:

"Kongming, Kongming! Don't get up yet! The sun is not up yet!" I've sunk my butt. Sleep all day long, let me drink the northwest wind with you for the rest of my life!" The message on the door says, "Be poor and strong, and you will not fall into the clouds." '

There was a long yawn in the room, and a man slowly chanted in a strange foreign accent:

"Who will wake up first from the big dream? I know it all my life.

< p> I have slept well in the spring in the thatched cottage, and the sun is getting late outside the window. "

A tall and thin man walked out of the door, looking like Wang Zhiwen. While walking, tie a long shirt and wear it to stretch your waist. He changed the four lines of the poem just now into a weird ditty and hummed randomly, and then sang "The Empty City Strategy".

The young woman slapped his buttocks with a willow stick from behind: "You still sing! You still sing! You will sing "Empty City Strategy"!"

Kong Ming dodged and begged for mercy: "Madam, please show mercy." , you are going to beat me to death, which will affect the development of the entire international situation. Did you hit my butt casually?"

"Huh! Zhuge Liang, you think you are drunk? You are taller than others even though you are full of ink? I can see through you now. It turns out that in college, I admired you so much that I rejected you. I didn't make any money when I became an official, but I came to Wollongong, a remote place, to be the king of children. You, you, make me so sad.

You know what people think about you now. "You?"

"You said I was strategizing and winning thousands of miles away, right?" Kong Ming did aerobics.

"Bah! People have made up a new word now, saying that they are three stooges, Xiang Zhuge Liang! Think about it, your value is only three stooges, what else are you beautiful about? Let me tell you, if you don’t show off for me, I’m going to be a public relations lady. Anyway, there’s a lot of chaos in the world today, and there are so many yamen employing people.”

Kong Ming sighed when he heard this. Tone: "Oh, dear madam, don't be angry. I have made you suffer all these years. But after all, you also graduated from the history department. You should know the truth of late blooming. Many great people were unknown when they were young, just like me. , I put all my love into you. Later, it didn’t change as time came. Hey, I showed my ambition and transformed myself, making the world full of love.

When heaven is about to confer a great responsibility on a person like this, he must first suffer some punishment. So how difficult was it for Confucius to publish a book? Wang Zhaojun is so beautiful - she's almost catching up with you, isn't she also overwhelmed by the crowd? ”

“You will use these big principles to coax me, but you won’t give me any benefits?” When you are a late bloomer, I will become Grandma Liu. You just like the new and dislike the old, right? "What's the matter?" My dear, can I worry about you? You think I sleep all day long, but in fact, I have been thinking about it these days. How can I, Zhuge Liang, such a great scholar, endure in this thatched cottage for the rest of my life? You don’t understand, this is a trick to increase your visibility. I, Zhuge Liang, will be fine if I don’t come out of the mountain. Once I come out of the mountain, I will protect whoever becomes the emperor! It's just that right now I'm not sure who is the best to join. "

"Don't you have so many old classmates? Pang Tong, Xu Shu, Sima Hui, and your brother Zhuge Jin, the youngest are all working as the chief of staff. You won't discuss it with them? "

"What Madam said is, aren't I just waiting for Sima Hui's reply? He said that Cao Cao is holding a talent exchange and negotiation meeting in the next two days. I asked him to get me a ticket. Why haven't you called me yet? ..."

"Dudu, dudu. "The BP machine beeped.

Kong Ming took out the BP machine from his arms and read: "Prime Minister Cao is a man of talent. Don't miss this opportunity. Come and collect your tickets as soon as possible. "

Kong Ming pulled his wife over and said happily: "My dear, the opportunity has come, I will go there, I have to find a division commander or brigade commander to do it! Go and get my feather fan! ”

“It’s such a hot day, let’s change to a cattail leaf fan.” "

"You don't understand. A feather fan can show knowledge and character. The cattail fan is only used by me to fan you at home. "

The couple looked at each other and smiled.

The lady was collecting sheets in the yard. It was already past noon. There was the sound of horse hooves. There was a knock on the courtyard door. The lady asked: "Who is it? "

"Qing asked Mr. Zhuge Kongming whether he lives here? ”

“That’s right. "The lady stepped forward and opened the courtyard door, "Please come in."

Three people walked in outside the door. A fat yellow man, wearing two small wind wheels instead of earrings on his big ears, which turned straight in the wind. A red-faced man He has a long beard, a bit like Bernard Shaw. The other has a leopard head and a beard with a black face, and all three of them have swords on their waists.

Fatty Huang raised his hands and saluted: "My Excellency, Liu Bei and Liu Xuande, have led two brothers, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, to pay homage to Mr. Kong Ming. "As he spoke, he took out his business card and handed it over. Guan and Zhang stood still.

The wife took the business card and said, "Oh, what a coincidence. Two old classmates came and dragged him away. Drinking. These days, people always come to ask him to do things. In fact, it is to be a director, minister or something. Do you think we, Kong Ming, can do this? The war is in turmoil and there are scammers all over the place. How can it be comfortable to stay at home? Doing some learning and teaching a few students can be regarded as a hope project, what do you think?

Liu Bei smiled awkwardly and said, "I have heard for a long time that Mr. Kong Ming is upright and upright, but I never expected that my wife is also very insightful." I, Liu Bei, would never dare to force Mr. Kong Ming to do something, but I would like to ask Mr. Kong Ming for advice sincerely. Since Mr. Kong Ming is not here, I would like to ask my wife to convey my greetings to Liu Bei, and we brothers will come to visit another day. "With a gesture of turning his head, Guan Yu handed over a bag of gifts. Liu Bei passed it on to his wife and said, "This is such a small thing, it's not respectful. "

The lady said: "You are too polite, how can you be so embarrassed! Liu Bei said, "Well, it's just a few bags of malted milk and a dozen stockings. It really made my wife laugh." When we win the battle, we will definitely bring the best trophies to Madam and take our leave. "

The three of them went out, mounted their horses, and galloped along the stone road. Zhang Fei said, "This bitch is unreliable! "

Guan Yu said: "Brother, Zhuge Liang is probably hiding in the house and won't come out to see us. "

When Zhang Fei heard this, he said angrily: "Let me go alone, and I will tie him up with a rope. Damn, if you don't drink a toast, you will be fined. I am most annoyed by the bad habits of scholars." "

Liu Bei waved his hand: "No messing around! If we offend Zhuge Liang, our cause will not be successful. I think Zhuge Liang is probably going to apply for a job with Cao Cao today.

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Guan Yu was startled: "Ah? "

Zhang Fei was puzzled and said: "Brother, why do we have to come here in vain? ”

Liu Bei smiled secretly and remained silent. The sound of horse hooves gradually faded away.

The moon and stars were sparse, and the sound of frogs came from time to time.

Kong Ming held a thin hand in the night Donkey walked home dejectedly.

He opened the door and saw that the lady was lifting up her skirt and trying on her stockings under the candlelight. Seeing Kong Ming return, the lady hurriedly stepped forward:

"Hey, are you back? He didn't even cough at all, it was scary! How was the negotiation? "

"Huh, don't mention it! "Kong Ming sat down, picked up the tea bowl, threw it away, and threw the feather fan aside.

"Don't be anxious, speak slowly. "The lady brought a large basin of water, and Kong Ming took off his gown and washed it shirtless.

"Damn it, you said that my expertise is wrong, my knowledge structure is unreasonable, and it cannot be directly converted into productivity! "

"Huh? Don’t they know your knowledge? He knows astronomy at the top, geography at the bottom, literature, history, philosophy, politics, economics and law. He is proficient in everything, and he is also first-class in mathematics, physics and chemistry. Why can't it be converted into productivity? Didn’t you also invent a robot and use that wooden cow or horse to engage in long-distance trafficking? And the Katyusha bow and arrow you invented can fire twenty-four times with one shot. How efficient it is in killing people! "

"Well, I said it all, but they don't care about this in their recruitment conditions. There are only three things that people are stuck on: First, you need to know a foreign language. Do you think I, an educated person like me, need a foreign language? When I go abroad in the future, I will bring a translator with me! ”

“Yes. What about the second one? "The wife changed his towel.

"The second Yu is required to be able to type on a computer, and he needs to type more than 100 words per minute in Wubi style. Do you think this is my job? This was all done by Xiao Liben, a handyman.

A gentleman talks but doesn’t do anything. Let me type. What are those uneducated people doing? "

"What about the third item? "The madam was a little angry.

"This third item is the most stupid. It requires more than five years of practical work experience.

Think about it, the person who has been working for five years and still comes to negotiate must have not done well in the original unit. The more capable the masters are, the more they usually stay idle. As long as they come out and make a splash, how can they change jobs in three or five years? But this logic doesn't make sense to them. That Cao Cao likes to support guys who change jobs. In addition to traitors and traitors, his subordinates are all opportunists. Can I stir the pot with these people? Once I got angry, I never came back. Everyone was given a hot dog at noon. I ate half of it and left the other half for you to try. ”

The lady took a bite and said, “It tastes really bad. It’s not as good as the bean buns I made!” "Throwing it on the table casually, "Then with your anger, you are planning to be a late bloomer again, right? "

"No matter what, don't worry. Kong Ming grabbed a cattail leaf fan and fanned his wife, "I don't want to keep you here, I have my own place to keep you." I plan to visit Sun Quan in two days. Isn't my brother Zhuge Jin over there? Let him be my financial guarantor. As long as Sun Quan tries me for a few days, he will make me a governor. Hehe, Cao Cao, this old bastard, I will burn him half to death in the future and make him regret why he didn't kowtow and beg me to come out! "

"Liu Bei came today and gave these things. Madam said, lifting up her skirt, "Look, does it look good?" ”

“Liu Bei, a straw sandal seller, has no future.” Following him around, you might as well teach here. "Kong Ming picked up Liu Bei's business card from the table and looked at it contemptuously, "Besides, Liu Bei is practicing nepotism. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are here, and I will be the fourth in command at most, so I won't do it. "As he spoke, he lit the business card on the candle.

With the sound of horse hooves, Liu Guanzhang led several servants and dismounted in front of the door and knocked. Amid the sound of music, a set of camera clips: Madam's eloquent words, Liu Bei's humility and courtesy I gave you many gifts. I said goodbye and went out. My wife was happy.

Guan Yu asked on the horse: "Brother, since you know that Zhuge Liang is not here this time, why do you have to go back and forth in vain?"

Liu Bei smiled slightly: "Sun Quan can't tolerate him. I have paved the steps for him here, so that he can happily crawl into my circle!"

Under the candlelight, Zhuge Liang lay on the couch, and his wife beat him on the back, while asking him: " Isn’t it recommended by your brother? Why can’t it work?”

Kong Ming leaned over and said bitterly: “We were about to succeed, but suddenly this brat Zhou Yu and Zhou Gongjin appeared in front of Sun Quan. The people in front of me were slandering, saying that I was captured by Cao Cao and released, and that I was an undercover agent in Soochow. He also said, "If you have Yu, why would you have Liang?" Keep me, Third Master, you decide! "That idiot Sun Quan wanted to kill me when he heard this. Fortunately, my brother interceded and Zhou Yu's wife Xiao Qiao was an old classmate of yours, so I saved my life." Come back."

The wife said: "He is jealous of you, afraid that you will take his job. Why don't you come out early? You are a late bloomer now! From now on, you can have enough sleep in the thatched cottage all day long!" He said and became sad.

Kong Ming stood up, took the cattail leaf fan and fanned it for his wife, and said:

"Huh, there is no place for me to stay here. I have my own place to stay. Now the warlords are fighting and the world is in chaos. Who can It's still possible that he will finally be able to dominate the world. I don't believe that my thousand-mile horse can't find Bole! One day, I will definitely piss Zhou Yu off to death!" Madam said, "How about you go to Liu Bei's place and stay there for a few days? Well. I think Liu Bei is very generous and has a great demeanor. He thought our donkey was too shabby, so he gave us a big green mule. His two stupid brothers must not be able to scheme against you. . If you go, you will definitely be able to take charge." Upon hearing this, Kong Ming stood up and turned around, raising his eyebrows and saying: "Yes, he is the leader of this team, and it won't be long before I am the leader! "

The lady then said: "But I want to be your home!"

Kong Ming smiled and said: "Okay, let's get ready until the big-eared thief comes again! As soon as you come, you will be stunned by your chatter!”

The sun is bright and the people are noisy. The streets in Wollongong were empty.

There was a group of military school guards outside the courtyard, with strong men and strong horses. The surrounding villagers pointed and discussed. Several people held banners:

"Warmly welcome Mr. Kong Ming!"

"Liu Bei is a caring person among intellectuals!"

"Zhuge Liang is Liang ! ”

“The Wollongong Sandan Association is officially established!”

There was lively chatter and laughter in the hospital. Kong Ming and Liu Bei sat opposite each other in the room. The lady sat aside with gifts piled around her. Guan and Zhang Shili.

Kong Ming Dakan Tekan said: "The current international situation is like this. Since Dong Zhuo, heroes have risen together, and there are countless people who have joined forces across states. Compared with Yuan Shao, Cao Cao had a weak army and few generals.

However, the ability to conquer Shao is not only due to the timing of the situation, but also due to human planning..." The feather fan shook.

Zhang Fei couldn't help it and said, "Sir, can you speak more plainly?"

Guan Yu pulled Zhang Fei, and Liu Bei scolded: "The third brother is ignorant and has no skills. Don't you want to apologize to Mr. Kong Ming?" Kong Ming said: "Where? Who in the world knows that Liu, Guan, and Zhang Taoyuan are sworn brothers? p>

Liu Bei rolled his eyes: "Mr. Kong Ming is surprised. Liu Bei paid close attention to him this time and decided to entrust all major military matters to him. Not to mention that the second brother Guan Zhang wants to listen to his orders, even Liu Bei himself is willing to do so. I will help you with your horse, and bring me the contract!"

Guan Yu presented the contract. Liu Bei said: "All officers and men in the army, Sir, have the right to kill first and then report. Please sign." Kong Ming read the contract and said, "Then I would rather obey orders than respect." He signed the letter.

The two looked at each other, laughed, and went out hand in hand. When I pushed the door, it fell off. The two walked out side by side with the words "Be poor and strong, never fall into the clouds" written on the door, and drum music played in unison outside the courtyard.

The group mounted their horses and drove away, followed by the villagers.

Several children discussed: "Mr. Kong Ming has become a high official. Who will be our teacher in the future?"

"I will be your teacher!" Come here and humble yourself. The humble scholar reached out and took off the plaque of "Kongming Primary School" and replaced it with another one with the words "Title of Three Immortals of Er Zhuge Primary School" on it. Er Zhuge said: "Today I fully understand that teaching is the most sacred profession under the sun. It's really a leap to heaven! Why didn't I think of it earlier?" Then he sang a line from the Peking Opera "Empty City Strategy": "I am originally from Wollongong. People..."

The children looked at Er Zhuge blankly, and then looked at the men and horses in the distance. People galloped out of the village with their horses neighing in joy, leaving only a silent stone tablet: Wollongong.

"I am originally a casual person from Wollongong..."

(Er Zhuge is the young scholar chasing the dog in the beginning of the film)

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