One-liners about mosquitoes

One-liners about mosquitoes, when summer comes, mosquitoes attack wildly. Speaking of mosquitoes, I really hate and have no love. Everyone will say some humorous words to mosquitoes, so what humorous words are there in life? The following is my one-liners about mosquitoes!

One-liners about mosquitoes 1 1, don't talk, I'm filming mosquitoes.

2. Have a quiet and mosquito-free summer.

3. Summer is coming. Do you know who is best for you?

I think mosquitoes love me the most.

After being bitten, it not only itches, but also hurts.

6. What a lovely creature mosquitoes are.

7. I donate blood every summer.

8. Excuse me, why did you bite me?

9, slap it down, ah, catch the assassin!

10, deeply attracted by my body.

1 1. Bite my friend, but not me.

12, rest at midnight in May, hungry mosquitoes still camp.

13, don't be silly, only mosquitoes will never leave you.

14, summer is so beautiful, but I was bitten by mosquitoes.

15. Have a nice trip. May there be no mosquitoes in heaven.

16, at night, it is the world of mosquitoes.

17, never abandon me, beauty.

18, when I finish this bottle of insecticide, you bite!

19, turn on the light to kill mosquitoes.

20. Pull its straw first, and then let it go!

2 1, Mozzie, treat you like a big tree.

22. You always keep me awake.

23. There are too many mosquitoes at night, and I can't sleep because of the bite.

24, kill mosquitoes with mosquitoes, let mosquitoes kill each other!

25, I beat you silly.

26. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will stop biting.

27, beautiful summer, annoying mosquitoes.

28. Eat it and make up for my loss.

29. Summer is here, Mozzie, let's go to war!

30, the vast sea of people, just looking for me.

3 1, how many mosquitoes die when night comes.

32. It was really bombed when it was attacked by mosquitoes.

33. My hand was bitten into a radish by you.

We divorced because of a mosquito.

35. risk your life to approach me every day.

There is a glimmer of light at the foot of my bed, and mosquitoes are very arrogant.

37. The mosquito planted a strawberry on my arm.

I am so charming that mosquitoes kiss me every day.

It can't live without me.

40, Huanzhang brand red blood juice, special nutrition.

4 1. You can have all the red envelopes. Do not bite me.

42. Why do so many people only bite me?

43. When summer comes, there are more mosquitoes.

44. There are so many hot mosquitoes in summer that I can't sleep singing love songs.

45. You're awake, buzzing.

46. On summer nights, there are more mosquitoes than stars in the sky.

47. The withered vine and the old tree are faint crows, and mosquitoes come out of my house.

48. If you can't see the sun, you are afraid of mosquito bites.

49. In this spring morning, I woke up carefree and mosquito bites were everywhere.

50. The sky is wild and mosquito bites are so crazy.

5 1, you think I'm stupid, there are no mosquitoes in winter.

52. Your baby doesn't know your human blood type.

53. The stunt of fighting mosquitoes has finally been practiced!

54, drink white dew, mosquitoes shut up!

55. Buzzing mosquitoes, go away.

One-liners about mosquitoes II. A big bag was bitten by mosquitoes. Suddenly I saw this at my deskmate. I cried happily. I really want to catch it.

Second, time flies. When I arrived in early autumn, I felt a little cool. When will mosquitoes disappear completely? Xiong Wa was bitten by seven or eight bags this morning.

Third, I just saw the spring water in the sun, as clear as washing it outside the window. It's a pity that cicadas are too noisy in Tianjin. This shallow, crazy and persistent cry is simply a beautiful terminator. Poetry is disturbed and encouraged, just like a mosquito interrupting a romantic confession.

4. Recently, endocrine disorders, extremely bad mood, abnormal personality. I woke up at three o'clock last night, and then I began to hammer the bed ~ chop the bed ~ dig the bed, fantasizing about cruelly catching mosquitoes overhead and then killing them abnormally, and then I began to dig the bed ~ chop the bed ~ hammer the bed.

Five, gay friends, who just sat here, was bitten by mosquitoes in eleven places (can you understand the feelings of female tickets during the physiological period _

Six, my thigh was bitten by a mosquito out of a heart!

Passing my grave every week, my name "Luo" is engraved on the tombstone. I have a beautiful girlfriend named Qian. I hate mosquitoes, so I bought glue flowers specially. I put down the flowers and lit a cigarette. I never smoked before, but now I'm addicted to cigarettes. Money, let's go. Colleagues said. I nodded. For three years, the deepest love made me look like him.

8. Look down on mosquitoes flying around in exercise books in broad daylight; There are no mosquitoes before going to bed, and I can't afford to get hurt when I get up.

Nine, the wife touched her forehead and said, "I have so many bags on my forehead, I don't know if it is a mosquito bag or a zit." Hearing this, the master asked, "Is it black? It must be acne. " "It's not black, it's me." "That must be a mosquito bag!"

10. When I found a mosquito on my face in the morning, my first reaction was not to shoot it to death, but to take pictures. So now I have a big bag on my face.