86 popular jokes, funny jokes and short sentences are recommended.

1, if there is no ideal, what is the difference with salted fish?

2, empty talk is always showing off, give me a side.

The species of animals are decreasing, but the species of people are increasing?

Men are firm when they are decisive, while women are rash when they are decisive.

I am not bad, but who has cherished my goodness.

6. The dream is light, but it has the power to fly to the blue sky.

7. A bad friend who has been with you for a long time is better than countless dog friends.

8. White legs are not necessarily beautiful women, and pig legs are also white.

9. The highest level of self-help in eating: help the wall in and help the wall out.

10, I came into this world and didn't intend to go back alive.

If everyone knew you, how ordinary you would be.

12, the Monkey King is too fickle, so she is destined to be single.

13, you are the wind, I am the sand, you don't love me, I commit suicide!

14, when you put on your wedding dress, I also put on the cassock.

15, I can't pull you off the wall.

16, if possible, you must fall in love as soon as possible. If you are late, you will not be able to study.

17, there is no fate between you and me, it all depends on my face value.

18, alas, how to live, how to step by step?

19, in fact, it's good to be single, and you don't need to explain who you are with.

20. Men are affectionate but not single-minded, while women are single-minded and heartless.

2 1, mermaid, I love you, only you won't cheat!

22. I will try to save money and buy an ATM.

23. Can't you play with your mobile phone and shit when you go to the toilet?

24. One match itched, and then he died.

25. If you can get drunk in the past, then memory is a hangover.

I believe in fate, but I will never bow to it.

27. Who said that home flowers are not as good as weeds? Half-hearted people should not make noise.

28. It is instinct to lose your temper, and it is skill to put it away.

29. When it's time to complain, sit and talk.

Even if the whole world opposes it, I will stay with you.

3 1, you don't know what dependence is until you lose your belt.

32. The sky collapses, just at the moment you say goodbye.

33. You said you were tired, but who had a smooth sailing?

34. Living in tragedy shows that God has made me constantly strive for self-improvement.

35. People will suddenly fall in love and suddenly stop loving.

36. Who said that we must watch the moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and my sister went to bask in the sun?

37. I will let whoever lets me celebrate April Fool's Day celebrate Tomb-Sweeping Day.

38. What happened in class? I don't know. Let's talk about it first

Don't show off your ignorant pride in front of me.

40. The commander will look on coldly and see how long the crab will run wild.

4 1, fate has come, it is you, and this life is destined to love you.

42. No matter how beautiful the oath is, no matter how tragic the ending is, it is true.

Seeing her makeup, I don't know why she is so angry.

44. awesome, cool, you can go home and farm.

45. Talk to loneliness, but don't want to believe that you have left.

46. Smiling costs less than a penny, but it is more valuable.

47. The old woman smiled back and fascinated the nuns.

48. The doctor said that my blood sugar was low and I needed a few sweet words.

49. Wear other people's shoes and go your own way and let others find out.

50. I wish you a wave-free life and respect me for the rest of your life.

5 1, I'm not looking down on you, I haven't seen you at all.

52. The advice in the story is to get rid of the mystery of the mud.

53. The holiday is coming to an end. Which child will help me with my homework?

54, angry to angry, eldest brother can never love you.

Uncle, take care of your daughter-in-law and leave me alone.

56. Time will be stronger than love after all, and it is not difficult to forget anything.

57. Choose the lightest troubles and interpret the bumpy life.

58. It will be a long time. I always find out whether you are a man or a dog.

59. I have a wand that becomes bigger, smaller and more beautiful.

What is a joke? That's what I want to tell you now.

6 1, people's loneliness can sometimes be seen from the body!

62. Young people have their moments of glory and their moments of depravity.

When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

64. I am your helpless choice, but I am not the person you love.

65. I watched too many movies, so I was afraid of blowing myself up when I turned on the gas.

66. Anyway, your smile is my greatest wish.

67. Women are afraid of perverts. Actually, the pervert is afraid of me.

68. Loneliness that can be expressed is not true loneliness.

69, with a brilliant facade, reveals the essence of dress B.

70. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I can only pretend not to be serious.

7 1, I can totally care about everything about you.

72. Do people who pretend to be B think you are awesome when you pretend to be B?

73. Falling in love is not the hardest thing, but getting along is the biggest challenge.

74. chic life is chic and not awkward.

If you often don't eat on time, you should take medicine on time.

76. The person who always smiles at you is either Hans Zhang.

77. To like you is to like eloping with you.

78. I have only one youth, and I don't want to let anyone down.

79. You can't just put on a wedding dress without going through a few scum.

80. There will be no pie in the sky, only a trap.

8 1, wealth is actually enjoying, and poverty is actually struggling.

82. More lonely than loneliness is being with the wrong person.

83. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before, and the waves before died in military training.

84. If you insist, you are not desperate enough.

85. If you walk too coquettish, you will wrestle, and if you show off in an ostentatious manner, you will flash your waist.

86, full of wisdom, propped up my face abruptly.