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There is a restaurant in Cicun, where eating costs only 1 cent. I have worked in this hotel for many years and witnessed many strange stories. I will tell you today. You must be interested.

(1) public canteen

This hotel was built in the late 1970s. It is the canteen of the production team, which mainly depends on funds. As long as the villagers pay 1% for the meal, you can eat every meal. Of course, the food is also very simple, radish and cabbage buns.

The leader of the production team told us: "The canteen is a public institution that embodies the interests of the public. Rotary clubs that save the hungry in the staff canteen. " "We have been teaching these things about the heart. Some villagers can't even afford a penny of food, so we let them in for free. There are often beggars in front of the canteen, so we will get them something to eat from the kitchen. Anyway, these are all paid for by the production team. In this way, the reputation of our canteen has always been good. Our works are even called "angels in white" because they wear white coats.

In the 1980s, the canteen was managed by the village committee. Although the cost of each meal has risen to 50 cents, the canteen fully subsidized by the village Committee has always allowed the villagers to enjoy the price of "one penny for one thing" and has been fulfilling the sacred duty of "saving hunger from hunger" in the staff canteen.

(2) Smart mayor

In the early 1990s, the village head and village bungalows were dilapidated, and village cadres expressed their support for building office buildings. Choir, the village head in charge of infrastructure, and brother-in-law are cousins of village leaders in charge of logistics. More enthusiastic cheers. Many branches of villagers' committees, such as plowing department, sowing department, watering department, harvesting department, threshing device department, sweeper department, pig raising department, pig killing department, pig selling department, etc. Everyone should build at least an 80-story building for every 400 square meters of office space, but the money comes from the manuscript fee?

After working for three days and three nights at the shrewd mayor's villagers' meeting, I finally came up with a clever way: renaming the canteen as "Blue and White Theme Hotel", which is "market-oriented", and the village administration allocated 40% of the canteens, increasing the number of canteens by 60%. The so-called "self-financing" means letting the canteen eat the villagers' money. Village, this can reduce the financial burden and save enough money to pay for the construction.

After taking up 1 minute, the village committee said, "Now, the average cost of each meal is subsidized 1.2 yuan,1.The meals in the canteen of 8 yuan Village are rising. Adjourn to make arrangements

The village chief glared at the accountant and scolded, "Are you crazy? The villagers are already very sensitive to the price. The villagers committee announced that the cost of food had risen to 180. Don't let the villagers be squeezed into the village Committee.

The accountant said, "Is this right? What is the self-financing for the canteen to eat?

The village chief smiled and said, "I have an idea!

(3) Tableware sent to the restaurant

The next day, the village committee of China released an article entitled "Tableware improves red tape in canteens". Documents can now charge customers "tableware fees" in the canteen to solve the problem of insufficient funds. The income from tableware expenditure will be used to make up for the lack of meal income.

Since then, villagers have to pay 1 dime for meals and 1-5 yuan for tableware. Gone are the days when you get what you pay for. Villagers' discussion: the village Committee controls the rise of food prices and truly loves the people! The tableware canteen charges are really insatiable! "

& lt/ There is also the Porcelain Village in the 1990s, an excellent, good and not small economic situation. The village committee continued to buy 18 Mercedes-Benz 18 wide, 18 Passat, the village head and two little daughters, with their sons on the other side of the river, and with Macquarie Country School. Generous donations from villagers' committees in other affected villages. The wages of village cadres go up and then up.

Of course, the proportion of funds for canteens and village committees that villagers don't know is declining. The investment ratio of 1998 decreased to 10%. 10% of the funds, and often not in place on time, and sometimes the village Committee does not default. As a "porcelain hotel", although it also claims to be a "public canteen", it is actually almost the same private hotel at its own expense.

During this period, the village committee also felt that the meal fee of 1 cent was too low, so it also put forward several suggestions. From 65438 to 0998, the cost of food was transferred to 2 yuan. While the food grade price has also increased a lot, the cost of each meal has risen to 5-20 yuan, and the income from meals and tableware is still not enough to recover the cost. The canteen didn't buy some middle and high-grade tableware "tableware fee" to make up for the loss of income. In addition, the dining hall also provides high-grade dishes such as South African abalone, Australian lobster and Kobe beef, which can be sold for hundreds of yuan in 2 yuan, which not only meets the needs of high-end customers, but also increases income.

Four aspects.

In 2000, the accountant ordered the investigation of the canteen to be reported to the village head, and the villagers' committee found several problems.

The first question: With the rising of prices and the updating of recipes, the cost of each meal has risen to 10-30 yuan. However, according to the villagers' committee's pricing, the cost of food is still only $2. Even with the cost of tableware and a small amount of high-grade dishes, the canteen is still at a loss. If this situation continues, the canteen will be closed. If the canteen is closed and the villagers have no place to eat, then it will report to the village Committee. How to prevent the canteen from closing down?

The second question has been asked several times: the villagers' demand for catering is increasing than before, and the canteen is working. However, the establishment of staff canteens has not increased. Therefore, the existing staff in the canteen work normally under long-term overload. They go to work from 3: 00 to 23: 00 every day and get off work at night. Customers experience dinner late at night and can only work overtime desperately. This part of the increased workload does not depend on the increase in personnel, but on the existing employees working overtime without compensation, giving up holidays and sacrificing personal interests. The staff canteen has opinions, how to calm it down?

The third question: In the past 20 years, the catering industry has brought great changes. Modern catering has become a high-tech industry. If a person wants to be a chef and a waiter, he needs to be admitted to the university with scores. After studying for five years as an undergraduate, most people have studied for three years as a master, cook, chef and foreman, even if they only hire doctors. New employees have to go through a long, difficult and low-paid probation period and rotation period from picking vegetables, washing dishes, mopping the floor and serving food before they formally join the company. Has officially entered the forefront of education, learning, scientific research, catering industry, in order to do this job well and keep your job. The taste, color, shape, stove, nutrition, the requirements of healthy customers, the capacity of filling the stomach, the accuracy, quantity and precision of knives, etc. , as well as supporting services, canteen staff must follow complex and strict technical standards, work meticulously and serve meticulously; Once there is an omission, it may be that the defendant is convicted and sentenced in court. Therefore, the canteen work is more difficult, the workload is greater, the psychological pressure is greater, and the risks of practitioners are greater. The staff in the canteen are obviously better than most other occupations, but the salary of the staff in the canteen is not high. The staff canteen has opinions, how to calm it down?

The fourth problem: villagers have to pay heavy taxes, but they don't enjoy the benefits of a penny. Besides 200 yuan, they have to spend several yuan to several tens of yuan on tableware. If you want to eat abalone and lobster, they will spend hundreds of dollars. Therefore, villagers complain that the "expensive" staff canteen, stoves, tables, tableware and other resources are in short supply. During rush hours, villagers will be slow to come to dinner or even look for watches. As a result, the villagers complained one after another, "It is difficult to eat. Villagers eat you "and" eat hard, because the canteen funds are reduced, strange village. " How to avoid villagers finding out?

After hearing these four questions, the village chief said nothing and smoked by himself. Round accountant dare not say it, just silently looking at the village head. When a bag of cigarettes is finished, the village head and accountant turn around and ask, "Do you think the canteen is a person or a god?" Hulu, the village head who sells drugs, calculated it and answered honestly: "When ... Of course, people are not gods, how can they be?" The village head nodded and said, "This is a good thing!" As long as it is a person, not a god, it is easy. "

The village chief obviously has a good idea!

(5) Stone 4 prints

The next afternoon, the village head rushed to the accountant of the audit canteen to report the situation in the village: investigation! I found it! "

The village chief said, "Don't worry, sit down and talk slowly."

The accountant sat down, took a deep breath and continued: "I carefully checked the tableware account in the canteen and finally found it." They got a tax rebate of 65,438 yuan+0,000 yuan from the supplier to buy abalone. Among them, 5 million yuan is used to buy disinfection cabinets, 100 yuan is used to repair furnaces, and 100 yuan is used to replace light bulbs and faucets. Every 30 yuan bonus cadre cooks for a long time. Finally, the chef and waiter paid back the salary owed last month, from 5 yuan to 10 yuan. "

After hearing the report, the village chief smiled cunningly: "Good! I know that they are people, not gods! "

The accountant didn't understand and asked the village head, "What do you mean?"

The village chief said, "They are not gods, so they can't expect to change their meals, meat dishes, practical dishes, tables and chairs." If you have no money, you can only rely on dishonesty to maintain the operation of the canteen. They are not immortals, they can help the poor, with high income and low return, and they will try to make up for it with dishonest income. "

The accountant asked wryly, "So, if the villagers don't want it, should we sue and brake dishonestly?" "

The village chief said flatly, "No, I just hope they are dishonest!" " ! "

No wonder the accountant, the village chief asked, "Why?"

The village sighed and said, "You've been with me for so many years, why did you make a bad move?"? You said yesterday that the canteen could not make ends meet. Second, the workers who are bitter and tired, one third of the low-income workers, and fourth, it is difficult for the villagers to eat your food. You said, because of four questions? "

The accountant replied without thinking, "I know! The canteen can't make ends meet because the villages with funds go to the canteen, and there are too few miserable staff canteens, because there are compiled villages to go to the canteen, canteen canteen prices; There is no money to hire temporary workers and staff canteens, and the income is meager. Because the wages in the village canteens are too low, you villagers eat, and the villages subsidize the canteens, and the villagers eat. Compared with the previous "1 dime, I think that the villagers eat hard because of lack of funds and insufficient personnel."

The village chief said, "Yes, your accountant still didn't come for nothing. Then you say, who is responsible for these four questions? " "

The accountant was just about to say something when he swallowed it back.

The village chief snapped, "Who's in charge?"

The village chief's accountant stood in awe and stammered, "Yes, yes, yes, the responsibility of the village ..."

The village chief sneered twice and smiled twice. Finally, the accountant said kindly, "You guessed it right, but I think everyone in the village thinks this is the canteen for responsible employees!" "

The accountant was puzzled and asked, "How can they believe it?"

The mayor said, "Just go to the canteen to do crooked things! On the surface, the rebate is a blow to the village Committee. In fact, it condones and even encourages the canteen to take the rebate from the supplier! "

The village chief went on to say, "kickbacks are a good thing." First of all, the rebate provided by the canteen to make up for the shortage of rice, the low price and the loss of funds, as well as the lack of funds in the village to maintain the operation of the canteen, covered up the facts. Second, kickbacks can be used to pay generous wages and bonuses to employees, to appease them, to make them forget their fatigue and to work overtime at the expense of their own lives. Third, according to the general concept of villagers, "kickback" is definitely unfair. The villagers heard that the canteen would hate it when they received kickbacks, so they all looked at the staff in the canteen and vented their dissatisfaction. Village Committee, we will not ask for trouble; At the same time, the village Committee pretended to take kickbacks frequently, but it also won the support and respect of the villagers. In this way, it won't cost a penny to solve the village Committee yesterday!

The accountant opened his mouth wide, and it took him a long time to come to his senses and exclaimed, "Village head, you are so ambitious! Four stone carvings!

(vi) Start villagers' bucket canteens.

Clear sky Wan Li, Room 4444, 44th floor, Sunshine Office Building of Porcelain Village, was detained at the mobilization meeting of propaganda work of Porcelain Village. "The village head, radio station, blackboard leader, slogan captain and director of the safety committee personally attended the meeting.

The village head instructed the canteen to master some "chaos" in future media reports.

First of all, it is confused with "passive nourishment" and "active profit-seeking", such as the rebate of canteen suppliers, the tableware fee of high-grade tableware and the meal fee of high-grade meals. , can't rely on 2 yuan's funds and meals. If the chefs and waiters in the canteen don't recommend high-grade tableware and high-grade meals, the wages paid to customers have long been rejected. The canteen can't wait to close down and the workers can't wait to be dismissed, so the main thing is to implement policies and passively nourish their livelihood, but we must let the villagers take the initiative to make profits and make use of the money collected by professional technology through publicity and education. Their hatred inspired the villagers.

Second, the confused "reasonable income" and "unexpected income" are measured by technical content, difficulty, risk, workload and price paid. The reasonable income level of canteen workers should be about 1000 yuan, but now most workers can only get 600 yuan's salary even if they take kickbacks, which definitely obliterates the particularity of the industry. Compared with upgrading academic qualifications, the income level is low, the academic qualifications are low, the skills are low, and the difficulty is low. Low-labor-intensive occupations make full use of the "unequal" psychology of villagers, making villagers and canteen staff take 600 yuan for huge profits and arousing villagers' hatred towards canteen staff.

BR/>； Third, the government has lost its leadership and the canteen for ordinary workers. It is true that some leaders get unexpected income by kickbacks, but the percentage of these people is less than 1%. In fact, 99% of ordinary workers are working overtime with low wages, but they are not afraid of sacrifice or dedication. Through publicity and education, we believe all the villagers in the canteen.

& ltBR/ Fourthly, some high-end foods that confuse "sky-high price list" with "unfair sky-high price list" are considered sky-high, but when the media reports, you must downplay the quality and value of the food itself and emphasize the number of sky-high price lists, so the villagers say that their canteens have been slaughtered, which has aroused the hatred of the villagers.

The village chief's conclusion is: "The staff canteen is an ordinary person, and it must have all kinds of disadvantages of ordinary human beings. In the case of magnification, you should carefully dig out trivial and ordinary exaggeration. The villagers think that the big embezzler in the staff canteen is a heinous murderer and guilty of dereliction of duty. In the dispute between the customers and the canteen, you reported the customers' voices in a large space, especially how miserable and helpless the customers were. At the same time, you missed the report or didn't use the reported voice in the canteen, instead of going to the canteen under any excuse. Before trying to find out the facts, we must first determine the staff canteen of some offenders, and first determine that customers must have no complaints. " One person reports "style, and a number of canteens are completely inverted. After the negative image of the canteen came out, they set up their own legal behavior, profiting from criminal suspects, and their good wishes were also suspected of selfishness. The villagers clarified that they would no longer listen to their excuses, their excuses, their overtime work, their hardships and sufferings, and their sacrifices and dedication would be completely ignored. The villagers thought: "It is difficult to eat your food in the staff canteen! " "

/& gt； Since then, news reports have exposed and criticized canteens and staff canteens, which will not stop every year for one or two years, but it has also set off a climax.

(g) $2,000 for bread

One day in 2008, villagers went to the canteen to eat bread, took a bite and sighed: "It's a little tasty! Cook fish! " The waiter brought Zhu Yu a glass of water, which could hold one person, and said, "It's too hot to eat! The waiter who took the menu brought the menu, Zhang San, lobster 1200 and a bottle of maotai 1000. After dinner, joe smith called the waiter. The waiter put down the bill, ***2235 yuan. The seat jumped up: "What? Is it expensive? Are you crazy about money? "

The next day, the blackboard newspaper, the village head of China, published a news headline: Wang Xingwen wrote in bold letters: Eat 2200 yuan of bread on his body, saying, "The villager Zhang came to the canteen and wanted to eat a steamed bun. Finally settled, but faced with the sky-high bill of more than 22 million yuan! When Zhang's problem canteen charges, the canteen manager even confidently said that reasonable charging standards and charges are correct! " After reading the news, the villagers were very angry and accused the canteen of killing people with black hearts.

(h) Eat dinner when you are hungry, SI

In 2009, villager Li Si was eating in the canteen. It suddenly occurred to me that a few days ago, he became more and more angry, and even had a heart attack and fell to the ground and died. Four wives and children, three aunts and six uncles, heard that Li Si died in the canteen and rushed to the canteen with a hoe and shovel to make the canteen lose money. They said, "You died in your canteen, so you starved to death!" " You have no obligation to save hunger! "rushed to the scene.

Cicun Newspaper Group interviewed Li Si's family at the first time. At night, she wrote a newspaper article on the blackboard, which made people cry. The article said: "Mr. Li, a tough guy who walked into the canteen, talked for an hour, but his body was covered with cold white sheets." He just wants to eat a bowl of white rice, and his wife and children are still waiting for him at home. His son will be at least 6 years old tomorrow. Li promised to accompany him to his home for his sixth birthday and gave him a comic book as a gift. However, who would have thought that in just one meal, the father and son were separated by Yin and Yang. Li, the cartoon he just bought is still in his pocket with his temperature, but he can't show it to his son himself anymore. He also has a 12-year-old daughter who is in primary school. Li is the only person in the family who works. Who will pay for his daughter's tuition after his death? I'm afraid my daughter can only drop out of school and go to work in the city to earn money to support her family ... "Finally, the article makes sense:" The canteen, a sacred temple to save hunger, has now become a terrible tiger's mouth, starving to death in front of customers. Moral chef, isn't it? Where is the waiter's conscience? Sad! Buy a substitute! "

A few hours after the blackboard was published, the surrounding walls were covered with posts from angry villagers. The blackboard says "Tie up the chef and let him starve to death!" The waiter has a thousand dollars to comfort the dead customer! "The so-called canteen spends all your money, and then you starve to death!

(ix) Asparagus,

/& gt； At the beginning of 20 10, in order to collect news materials, Liu, a reporter from the village radio station, began to investigate the price increase of food raw materials in the canteen. Finally, in a remote mountain forest, he found that as long as the price was 0. 1 yuan a catty, all farmers sold fresh asparagus, and the roasted asparagus was actually sold to 10 yuan in the Cicun canteen. Realizing that you are sensitive may be a wonderful news material! After investigation, he found that the selling price of asparagus to farmers was 0. 1 yuan village grocery store, the selling price of vegetable station was 0.2 yuan to Xiang vegetable station, the selling price was 0.4 yuan, and the vegetable trading company was destined to be 0.8 yuan. After the canteen, the purchase price is from 0.8 yuan to 1.6 yuan, and the wholesale price of vegetables is from 3.2 yuan to the canteen to produce roasted asparagus, but it can also be used for meat mushrooms after local e-commerce, except meat mushrooms and asparagus, which are equivalent to 6.4 yuan.

Looking at these data, Liu is a little disappointed, because the gross profit margin of each link is 50%, which is no more than that of other parts. The canteen also provides high-tech cooking and supporting services, and the profit from burning asparagus is also used to fund the loss of low-priced meals. The income of vegetable salesman Liu Hejiao is several times that of doctor's degree, 10, which also shows that the canteen should not be the most profitable aspect. Finally, he also found that the dining rate in most canteens would not be so high, with a few exceptions. Can't Liu worry about how to write this manuscript? After listening to Liu's report, the radio station smiled: "This is easy to write! I'll teach you.

A few days later, the village radio station published an article entitled "Asparagus at a high price, with a hundred times profit": "As long as the ex-factory price of asparagus is 10 cents a catty, the price that the canteen sells to the villagers is 100! The price of asparagus has gone up 100 times! Its sky-high asparagus is only more profitable than gold, but it is also more profitable than drug trafficking! Seeing such conclusive evidence, we finally know what' eat yours' is! Dining room This is a public organization, and it is his bounden duty to save circular hunger. Now he has become a chef, waiter and staff of a wealth profiteering organization that collects food money. How can he eat cheaply? "

This is the voice of justice, which spread from the loudspeaker of the village radio station to every household. When the villagers of Porcelain Village heard this "one hundred times profitable asparagus, they were bombarded with anger, hoping that he could immediately beat the canteen, chefs, waiters and vegetable workers to pieces."

(j) A female worker drank 330 kilograms of water,

20 1 1 In order to make villagers understand consumption, the village committee provides customers with printing fees for the canteen. The details should be implemented for each raw material and service. For example, vegetables and water cannot be directly spread on the price of vegetables, and must be listed separately. "Green leafy vegetables, such as spinach and rape, need to be soaked and cleaned many times to remove pesticides and fertilizers. Water uses 5 liters of water for each dish.

In the village, female workers eat in the canteen for a month. They order fried spinach every day and use about 65,438+00 liters of vegetable washing water. In the process of cooking, the average daily travel cost is 1 1 liter of water, which is 330 liters a month.

The village blackboard group listened to the leader's words and quickly ordered Zhang, a member of the blackboard, to write an article to report.

Sally made a difficult team leader and said, "It is normal to use 1 1 liter of water and1liter of vegetables every day. No report. " "

Inspiration from the person in charge: "Vegetables and 10 liter of water are normal, but what if you drink 10 liter of water? Is it normal? There is 1 1 liter of water every day, not to say that it doesn't sound much, but it adds up to 330 liters and 330 kilograms a month! How much does it sound? Can a woman worker hold 330 kilograms of water in her stomach?

Suddenly, after listening to this, Zhang hurried back and sent a short letter. A highly nervous village newspaper with a literary background published this article entitled "330 Jin of water for female workers in the canteen". The article wrote: A female worker only wanted to eat fried spinach, but she finally settled the bill, but when they saw the detailed list of charges, they screamed: "Be gentle with 330 Jin"! Can a pregnant woman worker hold 330 kilograms of tap water? It's shameless to ignore common sense and charge fees in the canteen!

This happened. The head of the old lady choir in the village rehearsed the red song party. Aunt Zhang, the head of the team, saw the headline on the blackboard, but didn't see her body. She curled her lips and commented: "Don't ask, of course, the canteen charges!" Next, Aunt Li, Aunt Wang and Aunt Zhao all agreed: "Yes! Of course, it is arbitrary charges! "

Uncle Sun and Uncle Qian strolled over the blackboard wall at the beginning of the year, watching them grow up, pointing to the direction of the canteen with crutches and angrily saying, "What a shame! How to drink 330 kg tap water in the canteen? Take us to try to deceive our goals, but be picky! "

(XI) BR/>.

Village construction is still effective, and the life of village cadres is still moist. The villagers ate money at their own expense and were disgusted. The workers' canteen is still working overtime, still working hard, forbearing to scold the cooked chef, resigning and changing careers, or going to other villages to be a chef. The working state of the canteen chef is unwilling to study. Professional chefs and rest workers in the canteen are not motivated because of poor treatment effect, fatigue and depression. The service level in the canteen is getting worse and worse, and the food is getting worse and worse. Because of too busy and tired work, the kitchen and the previous church often made mistakes, such as salt, sugar, vinegar and soy sauce, cooked the wrong table and misjudged the responsibility for the loss. Of course, the villagers hate the chefs and waiters in the canteen more.

After the son of the village chief graduated from McKillick village school, the gold and silver left in the accounts of the village chief and his daughter-in-law softened, and he went to the village chief's brother-in-law, cousin and nephew to be his son's relatives. The village wife "a good friend" and the village wives "a good friend" and "my good friend" made a fortune in the previous public projects in the village.

The villagers still feel "eat" and "eat you". Every time I feel blocked, I run to the blackboard on the wall at the bottom of the village and read devoutly to update the blackboard every night. Looking at the blackboard, I feel that the happiest village in porcelain village is the happiest villager. Of course, the villagers will not forget that hateful canteen. Gossip, the villagers often scold a few words: "His mother broke the" dirty "canteen! Kill the black-hearted chef! "