Happy moment: During the morning exercises, the class teacher led the team, and a classmate fell down while running...

Happy moment: During the morning exercises, the class teacher led the team, and a classmate fell down while running. Old class: "What happened to you?" The classmate said: "You tripped!" Old class: "You tripped? What did you trip over on this naked road?" The classmate said: "By...by...by... The zebra crossing tripped!”

Happy moment: It’s graduation season again, and there are seniors selling books at the entrance of the cafeteria. The sign reads: “One yuan a book, buy books and give them to seniors.” We went up to watch them decisively! The guy in the dormitory pretended to pick a book, pointed to the sign and said, "Where's the senior sister you're sending it to?" The girl replied boldly: "We'll take the train the day after tomorrow, so remember to see us off." The onlookers burst into laughter. , the bastard lowered his head and blushed and left...

Happy moment: While walking in the supermarket, a child asked his dad: "Dad, what should a man be like?" His dad proudly said: "Responsible. Dare to take responsibility, the Gu family loves children!" The child was stunned for a long time: "Are you talking about my mother?

Happy moment: My brother went for a massage for the first time, and he got so excited that the female technician... It was my first time to get a massage. I was not used to it. I asked the female technician to wait and be gentle. The soles of my feet were very sensitive. The female technician held up my brother's feet and pressed them gently. Maybe she wanted to tease me, so she used her fingers. I rubbed the acupuncture point on the sole of my friend's foot hard, and she yelled "Ah!" and two of her front teeth were knocked out.

Happy moment: I went back to the dormitory today and saw two sisters. , one was lying on the back of the other, both were playing with their mobile phones. They remained motionless for a long time, which looked quite awkward, so I asked: "What's going on with you two?" "The girl lying on her back said: "She has a backache, and she has an electric heater tied to her back. I happen to have a stomachache, so I want to put some light on her back. Don't waste the heat..." "Ugh! You two are so economical! ! ! ”

Happy moment: My cousin got involved in a pyramid scheme by mistake some time ago. After she called us to tell us, before her family had time to call the police, she came back on her own. What are you talking about? She said that the boss of the pyramid scheme kept giving us She was instilled with that kind of thinking, but she didn't understand it. Then the boss there released her.

Happy moment: I was listening to music with headphones at the beginning of school, and the monitor discovered me. My roommate joked that I was wearing a hearing aid, but the class monitor took it seriously. After that, I always wore headphones when I was with the class monitor. The class monitor often took off my "hearing aid" and scolded me in a low voice for being stupid. I pretended to laugh. I can't hear. One day, the monitor said: "I'm going to scold you! Take off your hearing aid!" I took off the earphones, but I heard the monitor whisper "I like you."... Neither did the two gentlemen. Ashamed!