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Now there is a new world waiting for us to watch! -Glasses

A long way to go, striding forward! shoe

As soon as remy martin opens up, good things will come naturally! Remy Martin

It is always appropriate to wear light clothes and thick coats.

Man's world-tie

With our love, hold up tomorrow's sun hope project.

Money is easy to get, but health is hard to find! -Health products

Welded flowers bloom all the year round, and the bridge connects five continents-bridge electrode.

Let the world know China, let China know the world-China Daily.

There is Sanyo at home, which is warm in winter and cool in summer! -Sanyo Air Conditioning

Divine power and divination add elegance, and Xue Tao peeling jujube and light ink shop.

Why do you have to be extremely smart? Your wisdom will stay forever-the essence of hair growth

Eternity in an instant-camera

Lenovo Computer, a Best-seller in the "Rat" Period

The world is wide because of me-China Netcom

Simplify its own articles-FAW-Volkswagen

Win every step-Nokia 62 10 mobile phone

It turns out that life can be better-beautiful air conditioning.

One-stop shop for digital life-Haier intelligent computer

The color of personalized color TV remains unchanged-Haier color TV

Creating New Consumption Concepts —— Motorola Online Communication

Building a Comfortable Home with World Quality —— Mitsubishi Heavy Industries

A new generation of audio-visual lighting up the joy of thousands of families-Xianke Electronics

More convenient to use and easier to communicate-Philips mobile phone

Light charm (sending) fragrance temptation-Kyocera TG200 mobile phone

Wyeth's brand-new packaging and comprehensive nutrition guarantee-Wyeth Pharmaceutical Factory in the United States

Media advertising vocabulary

The true knowledge of Yangcheng Evening News affects life.

The speed of the New Express is extremely fast.

Jiefang Daily understands Shanghai's first choice

The news power of the morning paper optimizes life.

Where Beijing Youth Daily has news, we are there.

A news from Beijing Daily Courier is one of them.

The evening paper of Beijing Evening News doesn't do evening news.

Beijing Morning Post reported yesterday that service today, advice tomorrow.

Jinghua Times, the metropolis daily of Beijingers.

Wuhan Morning Post pays attention to people's livelihood, reflects social conditions, adheres to principles and meets demand.

Luzhong Morning Post lets us live a good life together.

Qilu Evening News opened Qilu Evening News and began to make every day wonderful.

"Legal collection" is rewarded to good people.

Hainan Daily is naturally fresh every day.

News of "2 1 Century Business Herald" creates value.

The Economic Observer is rational and constructive.

Dahe newspaper pays attention to people's livelihood, advocates fashion, is close to life and serves the public.

Every day, I first saw China Business Daily.

Guangzhou Daily pursues the best news.

The daily newspaper had better be new and the newspaper had better be early. The news should have been known earlier.

Global Times watches the world with you.

The News of the World reads the News of the World and knows all the world events.

265438+20th Century Talent Newspaper is a cutting-edge human resources media for modern enterprises, universities and white-collar workers.

Nanjing Morning Post influences value creation.

Sanlian life weekly and the life he advocated.

"New Weekly" China's latest sharp current affairs and life weekly.

The book city reproduces the beauty of words.

The Leader of the New Life of City Pictorial

Managers manage enterprises as well as themselves.

Digital commercial times Easily Interprets the New Economy

The credibility of Bund Pictorial is vitality. Where there are opinions, there is foresight.

Think Tank explores the laws and methods of enterprise operation, cares about the lifestyle of business people and disseminates practical experience.

Economists are unattainable, but it is good to study economists.

Business and Life of Entrepreneurs in China

Business Character and Dignity of Global Entrepreneurs

Business Weekly, the first business magazine in Chinese mainland.

The World of IT Managers: Management Tools for New Business Knowledge

Contemporary Manager is a magazine focusing on growing enterprises.

Window to the South focuses on political and economic success.

"Oriental Entrepreneur" vision china joins hands with the future

Chinese national geography, life is more wonderful because of me.

Caijing has independent interviews and exclusive reports, and pursues accuracy and fairness.

Young journalists have high taste, high quality, new styles and new designs.

Market observation advertisers serve advertisers.

New finance focuses on capital and new finance.

Xinmin Weekly? New knowledge? New livelihood? Human feelings? popular will

"Business Classic" focuses on the way of management and the rich life of business.

"New electronics? Business Weekly for IT Managers, a magazine with exclusive opinions.

Economic Monthly's Deep Interpretation of Economic China

The provider of financial wisdom and humanistic management wisdom

The Overseas Nebula witnessed the world situation and showed the world everything.

Business Times spreads modern marketing methods, pays attention to cutting-edge business ideas and understands the potential unlimited business opportunities.

The wealth of the times leads the trend of the times and points out the source of wealth.

"Knowledge economy" focuses on science, technology and production, as well as knowledge innovation.

Internet Weekly in the Internet Age? Information intensive reading publications for managers

Social Watch magazine and its uniqueness

The stone soldiers in Guizhou saw it: "Let Yamakaji go and sit in prison."

What I saw on the railway: "If you lie on the track, you will bear legal responsibility if you don't die."

The big red slogan at the entrance of a power plant is even more ingenious: "Don't touch the wire, 50,000 volts high voltage, you will die if you touch it, and offenders will be investigated!"

I saw a super explosion on the national highway in Henan: "It is illegal to rob a police car!" "

Ten years ago, I passed Hengyang, Hunan Province, and the following slogan flashed outside the window: "Resolutely crack down on broken tendons!" See people all over the hair, chilling.

There is a protective cable: "Steal the cable and beg for death!" "

It seems that a place in Jiangxi is not so vulgar: "Optical cable is copper-free, thieves and murderers! ? BR & gt

The slogan I saw in Shandong: "The optical cable does not contain copper, so you should be sentenced for stealing!"

The most negative sentence is: "There is no copper in the optical fiber, and it is useless to steal it."

The slogan of returning agricultural loans: "People pay their debts when they die!"

Going to Heilongjiang, it is estimated that it is difficult for local investors to attract investment. I saw: "whoever infringes on investors is the sinner of the people."

Slogan of securities company: "Educate investors!"

Somewhere in Hebei: "Don't marry an illiterate wife, don't marry an illiterate Han nationality!" " "

Popularize compulsory education: "It is better to adopt a daughter who doesn't study than to raise a pig!" Raising a child who doesn't study is like raising a donkey! "

A scenic spot in Xiamen: "illegal cross-border sightseeing, beware of bullets sweeping away."

Rural Credit Cooperatives: "Rural Credit Cooperatives are intimate people of Lao Bai's sexual life."

A school: "Warmly welcome NPC representatives to our school for unannounced visits!"

At the gate of the unit driver's class: "When the motor rings, concentrate, the wheels move and think of the masses." A farm: "People from all walks of life, please bring your estrus cows to breed."

Roadside shop: "Eat and mend tires."

There is a sign on a lawn in Nanning: the first line says "creation" and the second line says "sexual activity".

The white slogan in a corner: "Surrender is a crime", surprised, turned around and wrote: "The only way out for molecules".

Another classic is written like this: "The masses are in trouble", and the following is: "Careful investigation is hard to find".

Flags on both sides of Pudong Avenue in Pudong New Area, Shanghai: "Garbage classification, start with me!" I'll be garbage first!

Zoo slogan: "Protecting wild animals means protecting ourselves!" It is better to be a wild animal than a garbage.

A slogan written by foreign students in a university toilet made me feel particularly eye-catching: "China, please flush after defecation!"

There are many underwear factories in Yanbu Town, Nanhai City, Guangdong Province, and their products sell well all over the world. At one time, a slogan was painted on the wall of the town government: "Developing underwear manufacturing industry is our basic national policy!" It's not surprising to swear endlessly!

I saw many slogans about family planning, and so on: one person is ligated, and the whole family is glorious!

Fushun Liquor: If you don't drink Fushun White, you can't come emotionally!

I have also heard of A Niu Qiang: "One person is super-born, and the whole village is ligated."

Leave it for a long time, and a good car will always be romantic-Rolls Royce.

The advertising slogan of BMW-even if you tear it down, it is still a beauty (abroad). Driving pleasure, innovation limit.

Bmw 7 series car advertising language-the art of life belongs to you.

Mercedes-Benz slogan-lead the times and control the future.

Audi car advertising slogan-breaking through technology and enlightening the future

Cadillac car advertising language-power, speed and luxury in one

Franklin brand car advertising slogan-a car that will never bring you trouble

Public Advertising Language —— A Model of Car Value Originated from Car-loving

The advertising slogan of Volvo Cars-Love Life, Enjoy Life. For)

Ford motor advertising slogan-your world, from now on unbounded.

Nissan's slogan-beyond the future

Band-Aid Ake brand car advertising language-sitting in it is a beautiful thing, and being seen sitting in it is even more pleasant.

The advertising slogan of the Beetle car-the car's appearance has remained unchanged, so its appearance is ugly, but its performance has been improving.

Toyota's advertising slogan-everything will come naturally, and if there is a road, Toyota will be farther and more free.

Chrysler's advertising slogan-if you don't consider our Chrysler when buying a car, you will suffer, not only you will suffer, but we will also suffer.

Fitter's car advertising slogan-create a new era of Fiat, reinvent yourself, threatening, Super Rema 1000.

Modern automobile advertising language-mastering modernity and achieving the future

Skoda car advertising language-concise and smart;

Citroen car advertising slogan-want to be before you;

Kia Motors advertising slogan-all for you;

Omega car advertising language-successfully conquer the twists and turns of life

Opel car advertising language-German technology easy to enjoy

Renault Car Advertising Language —— Make Cars Small.

Advertising slogan of British mini-car-is she cute? (ISITLOVE? )

Audi A4 car advertising language-dynamic legend

Audi 100 Car Slogan-Take China Road, Take FAW Audi.

Beijing Hyundai Motor Advertising Language-Pursuing Excellence and Creating Happiness;

Sonata Car Advertising Language —— A New Model of Measuring Value by New Forces in China

Guangzhou Honda automobile advertising slogan-world quality, come down in one continuous line;

China's car advertising slogan-beyond expectations, beyond self;

Buick Car Advertising Language —— Contemporary Spirit, Contemporary Car

Buick Regal car advertising language-heart drive, follow-up, dynamic and static combination;

Accord car advertising language-activating new power, new Accord, new power and new appearance

Mazda 6 Automobile Advertising Language —— Charming Technology

Mondeo car advertising slogan-leading lies in your courage.

The slogan of Bora car-the driver's car is fast and happy.

Buick Excelle car advertising language-go all out and forge ahead;

The car advertising slogan of the Seine River-the routine is up to me, and there is no need to choose between sports and beauty.

The slogan of Bora car-the driver's car is fast and happy.

Sunshine Car Advertising Language —— Experience Sunshine Life

Nissan's advertising slogans-paramore, Excellence and Excellence

The slogan of Familia automobile advertisement-a new member of harmonious life with harmonious agility and gentlemanly demeanor

Maxima's car advertising slogan-Lei Dongli, indulge thousands of miles.

Maxima II car advertising language-how far is the heart, how far is the future.

The slogan of VIOS Auto-a global car with leading technology, a new style and a happy life.

Fit car advertising slogan-external touch, internal temptation

Elantra car advertising slogan-give me a good name and give you a beautiful car.

Fiat Siena's car advertising slogan-achieving colorful life passion.

Fiat Palio?

The slogan of the weekend car-Space is beyond imagination, live in paramore.

Sail car advertising language-quality new life

Leading car advertising language-humanized technology

POLO car slogan-as weird as POLO "

Carnival car slogan-Passion all the way * * * wonderful

Weizi Automobile Advertising Language —— A Classic Model Exceeding Expectations

The advertising slogan of golf car-life is life-the world classic hatchback masterpiece feels at home at first sight.

Goyle's car advertising slogan-in fact, what is even more rare is that my dynamic Goyle is different, as long as it is always classic and not fashionable.

Chery Fengyun Automobile Advertising Language-Everything moves.

Chery Yun Qi Automobile Advertising Language —— Motive Power of Passion

Chery Oriental Son Car Advertising Language-Everything is under my control

The slogan of Fukang car-take Fukang road and take Fukang car to meet your needs in all aspects.

Santana car advertising slogan-Shanghai Santana, the new car trend, Santana is not afraid to travel all over the world.

Jetta car advertising language-rational choice

Elysee car advertising language-wonderful interpretation of exquisite life

Guangzhou Peugeot Automobile Advertising Slogan-New Generation Automobile Industry

Peugeot Huapu car advertising language-life dreams can be carried.

Prima car advertising slogan-five seats+two seats ● The new city life broadens the city life.

Lubao automobile advertising language-Hafei Lubao, modern fashion show, wisdom is outside.

Big Dipper Car Advertising Language —— Embark on the Journey of Nature and Environmental Protection

QQ car advertising slogan-show my true colors, want to be happy, find QQSpark car advertising slogan-only represents you.

Pastoral car advertising slogan-life should have an ideal Alto car advertising slogan-I miss you everywhere, good cars are limited, and surprises are infinite.

Foley's car advertising slogan-Space is far beyond imagination-Foley Fuxing car advertising slogan-E car Songhua River car advertising slogan-I chase you thousands of miles

Racing slogan-Life follows your heart

Platt Car Advertising Language —— A Good Car in One Step

The slogan of Geely Automobile is to create a good car that ordinary people can afford, colorful pride and bright life.

Cheetah car advertising slogan-Cheetah car will never let you down. Beyond your imagination, below your expectation.

Advertising slogan of price red-flag car-Take red-flag car and take China Road.

Hongqi Shi Ming Business Edition Car Advertising Language —— Creating a Brand-new Business Concept GL8 Car Advertising Language —— A New Realm on Business Travel Road.

Odyssey car advertising language-driving the new landscape of life

Ruifeng Automobile Advertising Language —— Modern Modern Car

Jiangling motors's slogan-Go home safely and smoothly.

Flickr car advertising language-a new space for autonomous life

The slogan of Pajero sports car-the real SUV in the bones

Jeep Car Advertising Language —— Heroes Emerge Suddenly

Paladin's car advertising slogan-indulge in the vast world and control the dream of freedom.

Beauty salon: Please don't flirt with the lady who came out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother.

Travel: Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon, where the night lasts for 24 hours.

Siemens: Our maintenance personnel all over the world are annoyed.

Printing company: printing everything except banknotes.

Adhesive: It can bond everything except a broken heart.

Tire: Work hard, as long as there is breath.

Car: Its only drawback is that when running at a speed of 100 km, you can still hear every word your mother-in-law nags in the back seat.

Adhesive: It can bond everything except a broken heart.

Jiaozi Store Advertising: All-encompassing.

Lime factory advertisement: starting from scratch

Pawnshop advertising: well deserved

Hat company advertisement: take people by "hat"

Typewriter advertisement: no strangers.

No-smoking advertisement: Please don't smoke in order to make the carpet have no holes and your lungs have no holes.

Cosmetic advertising: put "spots" as soon as possible, but don't leave "pox"

Traffic safety advertisement: God is not perfect. He prepared spare parts for cars, but people didn't.

A road traffic advertisement: If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight.

New book advertisement: the author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!

Flower shop advertisement: The price of roses in our shop is the lowest today. You can even buy some roses for your wife.

I'm hungry, feed me: the advertisement on Qingdao trash can

Give Ideal Space: Beijing Lanhuaguo Apartment

Canadian bubbles appear all over the United States: Canadian beer.

Keep pace with the times: American timekeeping company

Preserve the memory that will not be erased by time: the cedar box in the alley

Please don't apply this medicine to places with long hair: American P.K.D hair restorer.

We fooled the sun: artist lighting company

Playboy travels all over the world: Playboy cigarettes

Don't be late: cigars

The world must be beautiful: beautiful air conditioning.

We make the world simple: American HTC.

Life news: news changes life.

Next stop: reading changes walking.

Jiefang Daily: Understanding Shanghai's First Choice

Morning News: News Power Optimizes Life

World News: The earth is big and the eyeballs are big.

Yangcheng Evening News: True knowledge affects life.

Beijing Youth Daily: Where there is news, there is us.

Beijing Daily Courier: One piece of news is another.

Beijing Evening News: The evening news is not the evening news.

Collection of legal documents: good people are rewarded.

"Working lunch": Morning Post and Evening News.

265438+20th Century Business Herald: News creates value.

Global Times: Watching the world with you

Sanlian Life Weekly: A magazine and the life he advocated.

New Economy: White Paper on Economic Phenomena in China

Bund Pictorial: Public trust is vitality. Where there are opinions, there is foresight.

New york Times: All news suitable for publication.

Economist: That's a good thing. You can't be cold at the top.

Southern Weekend: Calmness is a realm rationality, a 20-year maturity, and feelings remain the same.

7. Haier: Haier, made in China.

8. China Unicom: Love is a Chinese knot and Unicom is universal.

9. Business communication: Technology makes you more relaxed.

10. Fiyada: Once you have it, you have no choice.

1 1. Li Ning: Keep the excitement for yourself.

13. Changyu: legendary quality, a century of Changyu.

14. Xinfei refrigerator: The advertisement of Xinfei is good, but not good.

18. remy martin: As soon as remy martin opens up, good things will come naturally.

19. Luxury car advertising language

Fiat Auto: Initiating a new era of Fiat, thoroughly remoulding and threatening, Super Rema 1000.

Chrysler: If you don't consider our Chrysler when you buy it, you will suffer, not only you, but also us.

Scarab car in Germany: The appearance of the car has remained unchanged, so the appearance is ugly, but the performance has been improving.

Bondiak: It's beautiful to sit inside, and it's more pleasant to be seen sitting inside.

Franklin: A car that will never cause you trouble.

BMW: Even if it is torn down, it will still be a beauty.

Toyota Motor Corporation of Japan: Eventually there will be a road, and there will be a Toyota.

Cadillac: Power, speed and luxury.

The advertisement for enrollment in the French class reads:

If you don't like this course after a class, you can ask for a refund of your tuition, but you must speak it in French.

The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is:

Find it early and don't leave it.

An American newspaper published an advertisement like this:

Recruitment of female secretary:

Look like a young girl, think like a grown man, act like a mature lady, and work like a donkey!

Eye drops advertisement:

After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times to make the eye drops spread all over the world.

The advertisement on the tombstone

There is an inscription on a tombstone in Scotland, which reads: Here lies hermes McTaiwei. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business, the vegetable shop, which is open until 8 pm every day on the expressway 1 1.

On the wall of a barber shop, there is such an advertisement:

Don't think that you have lost your hair, but that you have won face.

The English country barber shop put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which read:

Gentlemen, I want your heads.

A travel agency in the Netherlands advertised: "Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon! The local night lasts for 24 hours. "

A Swiss travel company warned on a billboard: "Go to the Alps quickly, the mountains will be gone in 6000 years!"

Restaurant advertisement: Please come to our restaurant for dinner! Otherwise, you and I will starve.

Air conditioning advertisement: This product is the loneliest maintenance worker in the world.

Safety advertisement: If you are addicted to alcohol, you can drink here, but you should leave your address first so that you can send the ashes to your family.

Dentist's office: "Please feel free to fill your teeth, even if he or she kisses you, you won't notice."

Gas station billboard: "If you are addicted to cigarettes, you can smoke here. But please leave your address so that your ashes can be sent to your family. "

The milk factory advertised in the newspaper: "If you eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by our factory every day for 52 14 weeks, you can live to 100 years old!"

"You will learn to frown skillfully here, so that people will think you are an honest person at first sight," read an advertisement for enrollment in a "facial expression institute" in Chicago.

The advertisement of a water heater product: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in trouble. "

Cosmetic advertisement: This product is most attractive to men, so a self-defense teaching material is attached with the product.

Spend some advertising: send some flowers to the people you love most, but don't forget your wife.

Perfume advertisement: This product can attract the opposite sex most, so a self-defense teaching material is attached with the product.

Barber shop advertisement: although unscathed, it is hard work.

Highway advertisement: 30 kilometers per hour, you can go to the garage; Speed 100 km, you can get home safely;

Speed 150 km, you can go to the hospital; 200 kilometers per hour, congratulations, you can meet God.

BMW >>& gt& gt& gt

Even if you tear it apart, it is still a kind of beauty.

Band-Aid Ake >>& gt& gt& gt

It is a beautiful thing to sit inside, and it is even more pleasant to be seen sitting inside.

Beetle >>& gt& gt& gt

The appearance of the car has not changed, so it is ugly, but its performance has been improving.

Chrysler >:>& gt& gt& gt

If you don't consider our Chrysler car when buying a car, you will suffer-not only you, but also we.

British MINI)>& gt& gt& gt& gt

Is she cute?

Fiat car >>& gt& gt& gt

Create a new era of Fiat, thoroughly remould oneself, menacing, Super Rema 1000.

Cadillac >>& gt& gt& gt

Combine strength, speed and luxury.

Volkswagen >>& gt& gt& gt

Small is good Toyota-everything will be fine in the end, and there will be Toyota.

Bora-driver's car

Maxima-thunder power, indulge thousands of miles.

Maxima II- How wild the heart is, how far the future is.

Fukang-all aspects really satisfy you.

Jeep-heroism

Liberate the truck-you have to liberate it at the critical moment.

Liberation truck-money-making machine

Golf-a masterpiece-feels at home at first sight.

Chery Fengyun-Everything moves.

Fukang-take Fukang road and take Fukang car.

Santana-owning Santana is not afraid to travel all over the world.

Jetta-Rational Choice

Make a budget of 5438+ 10 in June, communicate more, want to be comprehensive, and choose Jacky Dida Medicine to save you money.

February flu prevention, the disease occurs all year round, migratory birds fly with hidden dangers, gold poison to solve your troubles.

In March, the temperature was chaotic, and the kidneys were branched and spotted. The book of green gods is the main edition, and Duke prevents reinfection.

In April, I breathed easily, coughed and snored, and I took the lead for Mi Xing. I have chosen a desk bell for more than 20 days.

Florfenicol is the first choice for large intestine infarction in May, which has no harm to the stomach and liver, so it is not often used for brooding.

June coccidiosis, screaming abdominal pain turned upside down. Aimeiqingyuan for prevention and Qiubaining for treatment.

In high temperature days in July, necrotizing enteritis is easy to occur, and red, yellow, white and green feces are mixed, which has obvious intestinal toxicity. Changtai amuses the chicken. If the effect is good, Changji Ling should be mixed in the ingredients.

In August, there was bursal disease, fever and carbon-like stool. It is a good plan to prepare capsules with poison. The poison was defeated and dissipated forever. After five days, the condition is slow, so it is not appropriate to interrupt electrolytic use.

In September, the autumn is crisp and the climate is dry. Adding Kaixin 3000 feed can promote blood circulation, promote diuresis, protect liver, strengthen stomach, stop diarrhea and relieve sore throat, reduce feed ratio and make money. Chickens, ducks and pigs Niu Yi is very happy all the year round.

Liver disease is very common in June of 5438+ 10. Therefore, Du Sanbai should be used within two days, and the serum antibody should not be forcibly moved until 5 or 6 days after epidemic prevention.

1 1, the weather turns cold, chicken plague and duck plague are mixed, and neck stretching and breathing are also paralyzed. Jade emperor drink is specially used for four days.

Provide good warmth in 65438+February, pay attention to ventilation and reduce ascites. Wen Biqing is Jianwei powder, and invigorating qi and nourishing blood is the key. Breathe out all the ingredients inside, and you can cure asthma in the cold season.

1, Wrigley gum, love to use Wrigley (Wrigley gum advertising language)

2. Endless riding (a motorcycle slogan)

3, a bright and amazing (the slogan of an eye disease therapeutic instrument)

4. The name of the clothes is amazing (a clothing advertisement)

5, no stomach (a slogan of stomach medicine)

6. Be proud of drinking (a drinking slogan)

7. Taste local wine (wine advertising language)

8. Whole food beauty (hotel slogan)

9. Cough can't be delayed (a cough medicine advertisement)

10, Idle wife and good mother (advertising language of a washing machine)

1 1, silent mosquito (an advertisement for mosquito killer)

12, no inflammation in the mouth (advertised by a toothpaste)

13, 100 clothes and 100 clothes (a brand-name clothing advertising language)

14, attracting people into the store (banner of high-end hotel)

15, Wise men have different opinions (ancient bridge air conditioning advertising language)

16, surprise curtain (advertising language of Asian computer 3D animation system)

17, I didn't know Fule until I drank it.

18, Dashihua Petrochemical (Danshu Capsule Advertising Language)

19, six gods are taken, and the whole family has no worries (advertising slogan of toilet water with special effects of six gods)

20, stomach disease treatment with Sifang (Sifang stomach tablets advertising language)

2 1, China Telecom Trinidad Sound Edge (long-distance telephone advertising language)

22, beauty-wash away the dust all the way (a washing powder advertising language)

23. Hemorrhoids are not old (a slogan of hemorrhoid medicine)

An advertisement for a sound company-"Call four times!"

An advertisement for a jiaozi store-"Everything!"

An advertisement for a lime factory-"Starting from scratch!"

A pawnshop advertisement-"Well deserved!"

An advertisement for a hat-making company-"Take a man by his hat!"

A barber shop advertisement-"Nothing!"

An advertisement for a drugstore-"I'd love to!"

An advertisement of a smoking cessation association-"Never make friends with a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!"

A typewriter advertisement-"No fight, no acquaintance!"

An advertisement in an optical shop-"Eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please put glass on your window. "

An advertisement of a perfume company-"Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense textbook is included with the bottle."

No smoking advertisement in public places-"Please don't smoke because there is no hole in the carpet and no hole in your lungs."

A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim, please go straight without braking."

An advertisement for a new book-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"

An advertisement in the car showroom-"Always let your driver's license expire before yourself."

A traffic safety advertisement-"Remember, God is not perfect. He prepares spare parts for cars, but people don't. "

A cosmetic advertisement-"Be early, don't leave pimples."

An advertisement for a washing machine-"Idle wife and good mother!"

An advertisement for a sour drink-"A little parting is sour, and a happy gathering is sweet."

An advertisement of a printing company-"Print everything except money."

Be a woman that a man can't catch with one hand! It's good to be a woman!

Let 100 million people get smart first (giant brain gold)

Why do you have to be extremely smart? Your wisdom will stay forever-the essence of hair growth