Who knows Kaiping's advertising words and couplets?

A: I like to be hot and cold. I wonder if it will rain on cloudy days. Today, I'm going to tell you a story about a hero from Liangshan who came to walk the streets all day. say .....

B: Stop. What are you doing here?

A: Tell a story.

B: Say it like this! Never burn out!

I don't want a fire either.

If you don't want to get angry, you should learn from Tian Fang and make your voice thicker than your waist! If you want to fire me, I'll pack it for free.

Hey, my mouth is watering, and a fried chicken leg jumped out-I can't even imagine beautiful things.

I have a new idea. Insert some advertisements when you tell a story.

Don't say that. Do you know that the audience has four major dislikes?

B: What are the four major worries?

A: The booth is on the sidewalk, and the karaoke hall screams at night. Crosstalk doesn't make you laugh, TV plays are all advertisements!

B: They didn't insert it skillfully. If I put an advertisement in your story, you will become popular overnight. Tomorrow morning, you will be as famous as a star.

A: Synchronize with Greater Bay Area.

B: The stars are dazzling. Steal people's eyes and ears

A: Don't be rude.

I dare not say that you are the idol of young girls.

A: I will also become vomiting of middle-aged and elderly people.

B: What! You also said that you were fighting tigers with martial arts. I stood behind you and you stopped when I patted you. The first beat continues.

Ok, let's do it once!

A: Words.

B: (Pat A)

I haven't opened the book yet. Just put an advertisement!

B: Will you be angry without advertisements? -hey! Don't go away after the advertisement, who tells the best story, please see the super handsome talent! (Pat nails)

A: Speaking of Kojiro, when he came to Jingzhen, yanggu county, he saw a pub with five big characters written on it.

B:(Pat A) Northland nightclub, where the facilities are first-class and the service is first-class. You enjoy glitz and dancing. Welcome to Northland Nightclub! (Pat nails)

Where was I?

B: Five big characters.

Yes, the flag of Northland nightclub says five.

Ah! This Song Wu still has nowhere to go!

A: It's three bowls!

B: That's right.

Song Wu walked into the store and shouted. Can the shop have anything delicious to fill my stomach? Guest, this is the best beef in our restaurant. Please taste it.

B: (Pat A) Selected beef, selected peppers and selected ingredients. Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (Pat nails)

This Song Wu is joking with Xiangpo.

Ah! This Song Wu also knows Xiangpo!

While eating beef, Song Wu said, "Boss, bring the wine!" Xiao er quickly brought wine, and the room was full of fragrance. Song Wu knocked on the wine bowl.

B: (Pat A) China people drink China XO (Pat A).

Song Wu drank bowl after bowl.

B: (Pat A) Drink Guiyuan Shenbao. He treats me well. (Pat nails)

Elaine has already done eighteen bowls. Song Wu's face is slightly red.

B: (clapping his hands) What's the matter, man? Cook it.

A: Nothing. I have a cold and a fever.

I have a knack for treating colds and fevers. Let's have a rest on the hour. (Pat nails)

This song Wu! (A is knocked down by B) Are you hitting Song Wu's tiger or me!

Hey! It's impossible without advertisements. How should I package you?

I know what you mean, but it's art. On behalf of our family, I ask you to let Song Wuxian kill the tiger!

Well, there were no advertisements before the tiger fight!

A: OK, Song Wu raised his post and went straight to Jingyanggang. After walking about four or five miles, Song Wu felt uncomfortable all over.

B: (Pat A) I always feel sick a few days a month.

You are such a mess. Wasn't there an advertisement before the tiger fight?

Ouch! Forgot!

A: There is a big bluestone not far ahead. Song Wu fell asleep when he passed by, and suddenly a strong wind blew into his ear. A gorgeous tiger appeared in the Woods. The head of this tiger has a copper eye. Open your mouth and show your teeth, Kouga. Good teeth, hey, good appetite, good health and good taste. ............

What's the matter with you?

I fell into a ditch.

A: Song Wu grabbed the skin of the tiger and hit it with his fist. Tiger! Death, survival. Come on, come on, come on.

B: (Clap your hands A) I'll let you talk, let you talk. I can't tell you anything, but I know Rongchang Kangtai, which treats hemorrhoids by sticking navel, and specializes in treating mixed hemorrhoids of internal hemorrhoids and external hemorrhoids. It is a good blessing to have it!

A: Go to ...