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Buy a thousand pounds of white wine. What kind of wine can make Yang li Ping so crazy?

Yang li Ping is a dance artist, and almost all her life has been devoted to dance. Although Yang li Ping is still single at the age of 62, her life is not lonely and boring, because she has turned her life into a real poem and a distant place with wine, which is a free and easy life realm.

On Yang li Ping's birthday, Yang li Ping specially came to the winery with which he had a cooperative relationship, and sealed up a thousand kilograms of white wine for himself, calling it the "Thousand-kilo altar". But what kind of wine can make Yang li Ping so obsessed and intoxicated? It turns out that this kind of wine is a kind of white wine from Maotai Town, named "Forty-nine Fang". In order to cooperate with Yang li Ping, the winery specially produced a kind of wine named "Forty-nine Fang"? Peacock order? Liquor, Yang li Ping sealed by the one thousand jins of liquor is proud as a peacock!

Yang li Ping is definitely a born dancer. She was born in Yunnan and is a Bai girl. She showed her love and talent for dancing since she was a child. Because his parents divorced a long time ago, and Yang li Ping had younger brothers and sisters to take care of, Yang li Ping took on the burden of family since childhood. Even so, Yang li Ping didn't give up his love for dance. Yang li Ping never received a day of formal dance training, nor did she go to any dance school. Thanks to his talent and love of dance, he gradually became a famous dancer in China. At that time, Yang li Ping jumped directly from a village to a big city!

Yang li Ping is good at peacock dance. He performed the dance of Princess Peacock in 1979, so he won the first prize of performance in Yunnan Province. Later, in 1980, Yang li Ping rose to the highest position and was directly transferred to the Central National Song and Dance Troupe. He is famous for peacock dance in the whole country and even in the world, especially Yang li Ping's solo dance "Spirit of the Sparrow" is very beautiful, showing the beauty of dancers.

It can be said that in peacock dance's performance, Yang li Ping is absolutely unique and unprecedented in China. However, such excellent dancers will also be vomited and questioned by the Internet!

Why is Yang li Ping being spit out? It's just that she's been single for so long, and the key is that she hasn't given birth yet!

In fact, there is a marriage in Yang li Ping. 1990, Yang li Ping met a Taiwanese businessman in a performance, and then the businessman got married. But five years later, at 1995, Yang li Ping announced his divorce from the businessman. Their five-year marriage ended and they never gave birth to a son and a half!

Since then, Yang li Ping has never remarried and has been living a single life, so it is impossible to have any more children. Therefore, the Internet began to attack Yang li Ping as a loser, because as a woman, no matter how successful she is in her career, if she never becomes a mother, she is a failure! Yang li Ping questioned this view, but Yang li Ping remained unmoved and did not respond to these criticisms, and still lived his own unique life!

On Yang li Ping's own birthday, Yang li Ping sealed the altar for himself with 1000 kilograms of white wine. There is a saying that this is called. A thousand pounds altar? Bury the wine in a cave with a clay pot and take it out six years later. Yang li Ping named himself? Peacock order? Sealed on the altar, six years later, it is conceivable that Yang li Ping can drink wine and her life is still comfortable!