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Who is good at writing articles with 500 words 15?

Article 1: spoof "who is good with whom"

Who is good with whom?

Sunlight and sunflowers are good.

Wherever the sun goes,

Sunflowers squinted at him.

Who is good with whom?

Frogs and crops are good.

Several bad guys came to the farm,

Kill the frogs as soon as they come up.

Who is good with whom?

Flowers and bees are good.

Bees help flowers spread pollen,

Flowers gave him a sweet hug.

Article 2: Who doesn't want to take away her beauty?

I like cherry blossoms because they are beautiful. She is not like a peony or a lotus flower, but she is not muddy, clear but not demon, and not as proud as a daffodil. She is mediocre and low-key. Some people say that cherry blossoms are very delicate, because they only bloom in March and the flowering period is very short. I feel sorry for her, too. Such a beautiful flower should bloom more beautifully, but my mother said it was nothing, a flash in the pan and beautiful, but he only bloomed for a few hours ... my mind was far from memory. ...

In ancient Japan, there is a story that there are many Bushido souls under the beautiful cherry trees. Legend has it that cherry blossoms were originally only white, but those warriors who were not rewarded chose to end their lives under their favorite cherry trees. Bright red blood slowly seeped into the soil and dyed the petals of cherry blossoms red. The redder the petals of cherry blossoms, the more dead people there are under the tree. ...

I don't know why such a beautiful cherry blossom has such a horrible legend. Frankly speaking, I especially like the beautiful dialogue between lovers under the cherry tree on TV, and I don't want to accept such a legend. I think he is spiritual. Such a beautiful thing, who does not accept her beauty? ...

I think stripping her of cruelty will make her more beautiful! !

Article 3: Who doesn't say that my hometown is good?

My family lives on the edge of Badain Jaran Desert in Gansu. But I have never seen the spectacular scene of "the desert is lonely and the long river falls into the yen". The desert I have seen is not vast, and it has been transformed into a park by hardworking people. In the park, poplars stand upright on the roadside, and sand dunes are covered with Haloxylon ammodendron, red willow, Populus euphratica, licorice, seabuckthorn and so on. The grass is so lush that I really can't name more desert plants. There are racetracks, skating rinks, pavilions and artificial lakes in the park, which makes people feel the bleak scene of "why should the flute complain about the willow, but the spring breeze is just Yumen Pass".

Now that we are in the information age, we are fortunate to catch the last bus of the Internet. The telephone and the Internet let us "live in harmony but not in harmony, China keeps our friendship, and heaven is still our neighbor", and let us have warm interaction and pleasant communication with friends in China and other parts of the world.

My hometown is the hometown of wine. "Grape wine luminous cup, want to drink pipa immediately rush. Don't laugh when you are drunk on the battlefield. How many people fought in ancient times! " William Wang's Liangzhou Ci is a portrayal of grapes and wine in his hometown. "Mogao" brand dry red wine, dry white wine and ice wine are well-known both inside and outside the province. Culture sets the stage, economic and trade singing opera, and profound historical and cultural accumulation make hometown specialties even more powerful. This year, many wine companies on the Silk Road of the National Agricultural Fair signed a large number of orders with Hong Kong businessmen, which laid a solid material foundation for the rapid development of the local economy.

"The road is long, Xiu Yuan, and I will go up and down."

My hometown and I will live up to the expectations of the motherland. We will give full play to the spirit of "two bombs and one satellite" of the older generation and the spirit of "manned space flight" of the new generation, and create greater glories in the land where "two bombs and one satellite" and "manned space flight" were born.

-500 words

Article 4: Who doesn't say that my hometown is good?

My family lives on the edge of Badain Jaran Desert in Gansu. But I have never seen the spectacular scene of "the desert is lonely and the long river falls into the yen". The desert I have seen is not vast, and it has been transformed into a park by hardworking people. In the park, poplars stand upright on the roadside, and sand dunes are covered with Haloxylon ammodendron, red willow, Populus euphratica, licorice, seabuckthorn and so on. The grass is so lush that I really can't name more desert plants. There are racetracks, skating rinks, pavilions and artificial lakes in the park, which makes people feel the bleak scene of "why should the flute complain about the willow, but the spring breeze is just Yumen Pass".

Now that we are in the information age, we are fortunate to catch the last bus of the Internet. The telephone and the Internet let us "live in harmony but not in harmony, China keeps our friendship, and heaven is still our neighbor", and let us have warm interaction and pleasant communication with friends in China and other parts of the world.

My hometown is the hometown of wine. "Grape wine luminous cup, want to drink pipa immediately rush. Don't laugh when you are drunk on the battlefield. How many people fought in ancient times! " William Wang's Liangzhou Ci is a portrayal of grapes and wine in his hometown. "Mogao" brand dry red wine, dry white wine and ice wine are well-known both inside and outside the province. Culture sets the stage, economic and trade singing opera, and profound historical and cultural accumulation make hometown specialties even more powerful. This year, many wine companies on the Silk Road of the National Agricultural Fair signed a large number of orders with Hong Kong businessmen, which laid a solid material foundation for the rapid development of the local economy.

"The road is long, Xiu Yuan, and I will go up and down."

My hometown and I will live up to the expectations of the motherland. We will give full play to the spirit of "two bombs and one satellite" of the older generation and the spirit of "manned space flight" of the new generation, and create greater glories in the land where "two bombs and one satellite" and "manned space flight" were born.

-500 words

Article 5: Who did it?

I walked forward in Sherlock Holmes' costume. I haven't learned to smoke for the time being, and I don't have a cigarette butt. The wall of the local tax community is very distinctive, like a person standing there. There is a marble ball on a rectangular stone pedestal, which looks like a human head. The ball on the rectangular stone seat has been pushed down and fell into the green belt of the local tax community. There are dense trees, and the line of sight is almost completely blocked. You can't see anything behind the tree in the distance. There was a heavy rain last night. Ray broke the street lamp here, and it hasn't been repaired today.

I went home along that road.

When I passed the road in the morning exercise the next day, I found that the fence of the local tax community was crowded with people. I pushed around and finally saw what people were looking at. A woman sat on the ground with her back against the fence outside the community. I put my hand under her nose and gave me a fright. Is she ... is she dead? When I was surprised, I suddenly felt a slightly hot airflow across my fingertips. She's not dead! I immediately called the police. When the police arrived, they sealed off the scene. Standing outside the cordon, I observed the woman leaning against the guardrail and her head falling there. I went around to the local tax community and walked to the "head". I studied it carefully, but I didn't see the clue. I raised my head with all my strength. Suddenly, I was surprised to find two mud prints on it. The ball has been half buried in the soil, so there are mud marks between the buried part and the unburied part. Supposedly, the ball hasn't moved, but there should be only one mud mark. At this time, there are two mud marks on the ball.

-500 words

Article 6: Who am I afraid of?

I am a fearless and fierce character, but recently I found myself "cowardly". There are people in my life that I am afraid of, which makes me very angry. Who am I afraid of?

Afraid of teachers. The teacher said to find parents with a mobile phone in his hand! It's difficult for us students. We should keep the words "that good" in the book in mind, keep our eyes on the teacher and make ourselves as satisfied as possible. Otherwise, a phone call will be over and my ears will be gone. Go home and wait!

Afraid of exams. Scores, students' lifeblood, exams, teachers' magic weapon! I don't know who created this famous saying, truth! Since I entered junior high school, I found that the papers I made are getting higher and higher every day, almost rising in a straight line, and I am exhausted. Do you know how afraid I am of examination papers now? I just don't kneel.

Afraid of parents. Parents nag when the teacher calls; As soon as the exam results come out, parents will nag; Sitting at the computer desk, my parents nagged again. In the eyes of parents, we should always study with books and use pens to calculate eyes; As long as you sit in front of the computer, there is a nagging voice behind you: "Just play and study". I believe that every parent will have his own original "magic voice", what about us? You can only contact the hospital for ear treatment.

It's over! I am sweating! There are three math papers, five small words and two pages of Chinese exercise books in the evening! What time is it now? Oh, my god, it's 9: 30, and I have to stay up late again. I'm afraid of the dark! ! ! ! !

Sun Shibo, the second grade student of Dabalang Middle School in huanan county, Jiamusi City, Heilongjiang Province

-500 words

Article 7: Whose fault is it?

I was good at math in primary school until our three classes became a big class. After fighting with classmates:

A few days later, although I made a mistake, so did my math teacher. . . . . Since the fight with that good classmate, I have been asked only three times after math, and nothing else has been asked except three times. Usually when I raise my hand in class, he tells me to get up and answer, but today I keep raising my hand and he doesn't even look at me. Finally, he asked me to answer, and I got the wrong answer because I was impatient! But he satirized me in class. Since then, I have gradually lost confidence in mathematics. I never raise my hand in math class, and my mind is often distracted, thinking about going to junior high school quickly.

Now junior high school mathematics has been unable to improve the original results. I listened to the math teacher's class and listened to my own ideas. I flew over the earth's solar system and the Milky Way ... and I felt dizzy at the sight of those long math problems. When I asked my classmates, they said that the topic was too simple for you to know, but I didn't ask the teacher, so I just checked the computer. Because of this, my math has dropped again. Fortunately, I have a good foundation, and I barely passed when the primary school was not divided into classes.

Primary school teacher! You're so ... even if it's my fault, can I change it? You don't have to let a student who is good at math fall into this situation. Besides, I didn't do it myself. I shouldn't have stopped listening to your class like that. I really hate how I was down and out.

Now I understand, I must prove my strength like a person, and I want everyone to look up to me!

Day 1: Tiansheng

-500 words

Article 8: Whose footprints?

Yo, the breeze blew, and the head of the grass came out; The flowers smiled shyly; The tree is solemnly covered with green tulle. Birds are laughing; The butterfly is dancing; Insects and ants are also busy. Footprints are exposed on the earth. Whose are these?

Although this flower is not as beautiful as a hundred flowers in midsummer, it has its own characteristics. Wow, their charm is so great! Bees and butterflies are jumping on it, and a little concert in the animal kingdom begins. Look, what a gorgeous yellow flower, unique among the green grass!

Flowers bear fruit, grass is a piece, how vigorous it grows! The grass grew out of cracks in the rock. Think about the pressure and bitterness behind this. The wind blew, and the unbeaten grass shook and straightened up again. Every grass here, they endure pain, in order to make the flowers bloom more brilliantly. How precious their spirit is! How interesting it is to kneel in a clover and look for four leaves representing happiness!

Without the participation of the wind and the embellishment of trees, how can the earth be so vibrant! Most trees are sleeping with their lovely babies, but Sister Liu is different from others. Her soft arms danced beautifully with the music brought by the wind.

The rain was so shy that I refused to come out. No, today is finally here. He feeds everything in the world with sweet milk. Rain is the tears of clouds, and I couldn't help crying when I saw the Yushu earthquake in Qinghai.

It's really beautiful. What are flowers, grass, trees, wind and rain like? Who the hell is here? Whose footprints are these?

Junior one student of Kangjie School, Zhao Kang Town, Xiangfen County, Linfen City

-500 words

Article 9: Who are you crying for?

Weep for one's family

I don't know when I started quarreling with my mother. I regret it after every quarrel. I love my mother, but why do I always break her heart? When did my mother's baby daughter disappear? I hate myself, but there is nothing I can do. I've changed, even I feel strange. My tears fell for my mother's love. If my mother sees it, please forgive my daughter, okay? Mom, I love you!

Tears of friendship

Maybe I will never forget that girl. Every time I see Inuyasha, I think of her. It hurts. She was my best friend, but she finally chose to leave. I have no courage to see her off. When I watched her step on the train from a distance, I burst into tears. I don't have the courage to face her. Maybe she will leave because I'm not good enough. Three years later, I still feel a dull pain when I think about it. Then my brother left me. I remember he went back to school to see me, and his nose was sour, but he didn't cry. I don't want him to see my tears. I cried after he left. Why do tears fall? I don't know. Mu Yi, maybe we shouldn't know each other, but there is no such thing as a passer-by. But suddenly one day, he said, treat me like a passerby. There are many sarcastic remarks about passers-by. My friendship is just a passer-by Are my feelings really that cheap? I fantasized like a fool that we would be friends. How stupid I am! I want to hate you, but I can't. You don't think of me as a friend, but you are my friend. I can't hate you because I regard you as my friend. Maybe I will be hurt again in the future, but they left me with the most beautiful memories. That's enough, isn't it? People should learn to be content.

The weather today is very strange. I cried, it rained. Even sadness? Then what am I ashamed of?

-500 words

Who's talking?

Everyone has a different voice and intonation. Can reflect a person's completely different personality.

My head teacher has a kind voice and a gentle tone when he is angry. The head teacher is lively and interesting when giving lectures, but when we make mistakes, she always makes sense with us kindly.

My math teacher has a sweet voice. If you just listen to the voice, you must not know that she is over 50 years old. The teacher speaks well in class, making boring figures as interesting and vivid as fairy tales, and never yelling when he is angry.

Speaking of my English teacher, I remember that when the English teacher first met us, he told us loudly, "I'm not easy to mess with." Teachers always shout in class, not to mention when they are angry.

The voices of the three teachers are completely different, which is related to their personalities. The head teacher has always been gentle and kind and is a good teacher. The math teacher is quiet, doesn't like shouting and swearing, and loves his classmates very much. English teachers, on the other hand, are cheerful and like to speak loudly, but sometimes they are kind. Different personalities, even different talks.

Different people will also pay great attention to their words and deeds. For example, the boss is arrogant and thinks he is superior, while some migrant workers are humble and look humble.

No matter what personality, people should pay attention to civilization when speaking. This is China's natural state of etiquette.

Class 074, Grade 5, Yongleyuan Sunshine Bilingual Primary School, Taiyuan City, Shanxi Province: Jia Xinyu

-500 words

Article 1 1: Who is stupid?

I saw a cartoon in a cartoon: one day, Xiao Ming's family met a lawn on their way to grandma's house, and there was a slogan next to the lawn, "Please take care of the lawn". Xiao Ming's parents turned a blind eye and stepped on the lawn to get closer, but Xiao Ming didn't step on the lawn to get closer, but made a detour. Parents saw it and said, "You are not stupid, and I am not stupid. How can a child be so stupid ..."

In fact, it is not the child who is really stupid, but his parents. Next to the lawn, it was clearly written "Please take care of the lawn", but they made this mistake like illiterate people.

There are many people like that couple in life. At Caozhan, the bus was clearly marked "Mother and son get on the bus", but some people still walked on the bus like "blind". There are doctors, veterans and company owners. And the real mother and son are squeezed below.

Even the youngest children know how to care for the lawn, but those so-called "adults" make such low-level mistakes. Don't you think it should be? Aren't you ashamed? As long as couples are far away and don't covet a little distance, we can protect so much grass, if we are all like Xiaoming in comics. Then the big family we live in will become more colorful!

Finally, please protect the grass! When you see the lawn, please think: the grass is smiling and I want to go around. Let "green grass" continue.

Sixth grade of Xie Fang Middle School: Liu Chunjin

-500 words

Article 12: Who is good with whom?

65438+Wednesday, February 6, 2006 is cloudy.

Who is good with whom?

Who is good with whom?

I'm good at flowers,

I water the flowers,

Flowers smile at me.

Who is good with whom?

Pencils and erasers are good,

The pencil is misspelled,

Eraser to help.

Who is good with whom?

I'm good at faucets,

The tap is on,

I turned off the tap.

Who is good with whom?

I like sunshine very much,

The sun shines on me,

I go to school.

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Article 13: Who is good with whom?

Who is good with whom?

Good pen and ink,

They help each other,

Write a good poem.

Who is good with whom?

The sun and the earth are good,

The sun shines on the earth,

The grass has sprouted.

Who is good with whom?

Streams and small fish are good,

Where does the stream flow,

Where fish swim.

Sixth grade: Happy baby loves to learn.

-50 words

Article 14: Who's Who —— Reading Jin Yong's "Eternal Dragon Slayer"

Beauty loves heroes, and heroes love beauty. Today, even more so in ancient times. Unfortunately, there are too many beautiful women, but there is only one hero.

The existence of Zhang Wuji is really a great tragedy. His appearance doomed many women to wander.

A Niu's honesty paved the way for the spider to find her husband. The kindness of the "leader" quietly took away Xiao Zhao's heart; And the first world war on the top of the light, but also made the future and Zhao Min stumble.

Who is whose who? Whose fault is this? No one can say it clearly, and no one wants to say it at all. However, he left freely at the wedding, but he wanted to stay with the madness in his life. Isn't that cruel?

Yes, he can use "special identity" to cover it up, or he can let "people can't help themselves in the Jianghu" to interpret it. However, what should bear the fate of the four women? What should Xiao Zhao say to her when she goes to Persia? How many people can understand the spider's deep disappointment after discovering the truth? Who will save Zhiruo?

Yes, Zhao Min seems to be the final winner. She has Zhang Wuji's true love. However, who can understand the hardships on the road of love? Is it really that she is willing to betray the court and her father and brother?

Hehe, beauty loves heroes. Is it wrong to love them? Why is this happening? Why do times make heroes, but make their love so contradictory? What should we fill it with? Who is whose who?

-450 words

Article 15: whoever is pale will wait, whoever is sarcastic will persist.

There is a person who needs to cherish all his life:

There is a kind of love that takes a lifetime to be meaningful.

We have been living a cautious life.

It is the pain that makes the process of growth more profound.

I have experienced too much from disappointment to despair.

Slowly, I also learned to grow.

I no longer like fantasy so much, and I no longer look forward to those so-called happiness.

No one needs another person for a lifetime.

I use the fragments of time to consolidate the seemingly indestructible city in my heart.

I'm getting used to being alone at night without you.

Accustomed to sinking, accustomed to those indifferent love.

Don't try to understand me, even myself, let alone be an outsider.

Obsessed with is not happiness and lingering, only emotion.

Those so-called exceptions have long been your habit.

No matter how perfect the fireworks are.

Not as haggard as a person.

Fireworks will not be perfect until it gets dark, nor will fireworks be perfect until it gets dark.

Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself.

When you lose it, you learn to regret it. Who knew it was long gone?

While you were waiting for me, I was waiting for you. I was waiting for you when you didn't wait for me.

After twists and turns, you accompanied me through today's glory. Where are you?

Lost a century, what you have is your departure.

How to say the dialogue? The expression is not sad. If you lose it, you don't have to miss saying goodbye and never see your tenderness again. You don't deserve it.

The day I left you, I owned the whole world.