Mystery story of zoo rules-staff part

The park has extremely high employee benefits, ten times overtime pay and a lot of annual leave, and has purchased insurance for all employees. I hope you will do your best to ensure your own safety while keeping in mind the employee rules. Life is precious, just this once, please protect yourself for your family and follow the following rules.

1. If you find escaped rabbits, don't catch them directly and don't go near them. Take them to the lion garden and give the rest to the white lion.

2. There is only one street in the ape park. If tourists report the appearance of two streets and the animals on display include rabbits, please guide the tourists who have entered the park to the left street and close the park entrance. After all tourists leave the park, block the ape park for at least ten minutes.

3. If you find that the elephant you observe is seriously inconsistent with the image of the elephant on the signboard when you check the elephant park, please stop observing and tell yourself repeatedly that the real elephant is the creature on the signboard, not what you see.

If you work in a beverage store, please check the shelves every hour. If you find "rabbit blood" out of thin air, please put it away immediately and keep it properly.

Prune the shrubs in the rabbit park every other month, and try not to let the park appear in the shade.

6. There is no aquarium in this garden. If your colleague mentions the aquarium to you and affirms its existence, please stop talking immediately. This colleague is no longer the person you know.

7. If you see the aquarium, don't enter it, tell yourself that it doesn't exist and leave immediately.

The interval of feeding rabbits is once every seven days. Don't feed any snacks except the prescribed ingredients.

9. If you hear laughter that obviously doesn't belong to tourists in Rabbit Park, tear off the last page of the employee handbook along the dotted line, hold it in your hand, and then go to Elephant Park and throw it on the park lawn. Other staff will know what happened and won't blame you for throwing garbage.

10. If a tourist asks you for help and claims to be separated from his family and friends on the premise of violating the tourist code, please take the tourist to the Lion Park immediately and hand it over to the staff in the Lion Park, and they will know what to do. During this period, you may meet colleagues in black overalls trying to participate in your work, refusing and ignoring them. They are not your colleagues.

There are only four white lions in the lion park. When the number of white lions suddenly increases to more than four, show them "rabbit blood" and throw it at the first white lion that comes running at once. Finish these and leave at once. In the meantime, don't stare at the extra white lion.

12. Don't hide/organize/buy/use rabbits. Try not to touch all rabbits around the park. If a tourist offers to buy a rabbit, please make sure that the person who will own it is a minor, otherwise don't sell it.

13. If you see someone entering the elephant park with rabbit earrings, please immediately disperse the nearby tourists and stay at the gate of the elephant park until you hear the screams of the children in the park.

14. It is normal to feel tinnitus/chest tightness/migraine/red eyes within five minutes, so don't worry too much. But if this phenomenon lasts more than five minutes, please stop working immediately and go to the lion park as soon as possible in any way.

15. Be kind to the white lion. When there are only four white lions, there is no need to guard against them. They have been trained to be close to humans since childhood. If you are unfortunately attacked by a white lion in a normal state but don't die on the spot, rules 6 and 7 are invalid. Don't rush to the hospital, you won't die. After leaving the lion park, go to the aquarium, and you will find it soon. You will put on your black work clothes.

(No title, no title, just a printed document, taped to the wooden table)

1. Accept any employee, no matter what color clothes they wear. Although the zoo only provides blue overalls, if someone shows up wearing the same style of black/red overalls, please treat them as employees equally.

It is normal for children to cry and laugh outside the office when no one is in the office. Ignore, pretend not to hear, and never show anxiety or irritability.

Employees are not allowed to bring pets to the zoo. If someone insists on violating the regulations, there is no need to impose a fine, just ask the other party to bear the consequences.

4. Check the number of white lions in the Lion Park every three days, record the changing frequency of the number of white lions and store it in the table of the computer folder "IT". Don't ask what this means. Do not rename the file. Don't talk about this folder with others, including family.

5. Each map must have a part that can be torn off with a dotted line, and the map must be produced by a specific manufacturer. The contact information of the manufacturer is in the word document of the folder. The office needs to prepare at least three maps at any time.

6. No matter how often the security guards in Elephant Park resign and how outrageous the welfare requirements are, be kind to them and meet their requirements as much as possible. They are not unreasonable. But it's best not to delve into the reason why they charge so much.

7. When checking the work of employees, it is normal to see employees catching escaped rabbits, picking up dried jellyfish or rabbits killed by white lions, so there is no need to blame or ask; But please check whether they are handled properly.

8. The office must keep the light on before 1: 15 ~ 6: 00 in the morning, even if no one is there. The power supply equipment here is stronger than any park, and power failure is an abnormal phenomenon. If it appears, immediately tear off the spare map on the right hand side of the desk according to the dotted line, and then take it out. Tell the first employee you met about it, no matter what color clothes they are wearing or what they are going to do, and ask them to help you deal with the power outage. He won't refuse you.

9. Don't delve into the existence of the aquarium. But if you see an aquarium, you can go for a walk. Please follow the notices posted outside the aquarium and inside the aquarium. If there are contradictions in the notice, please decide which one to respect according to your body position when you see the notice.

10. There are only ape dolls and white lion dolls on the sofa in the office. There is no need to work indoors when there are goat/rabbit/elephant toys today. Leave until the staff in the monitoring room informs you that the extra toys are missing.

1 1. You can take a nap, but if you decide to work the night shift, don't take a nap at all. Don't work the night shift unless you are sure of your mental state.

12. The monitor will be damaged occasionally. To determine whether it is normal damage, please check whether there is animal hair on the camera. If so, please do not repair the monitor within one month. If necessary, you can prepare your own miniature camera to replace it. After informing the situation, the financial department will reimburse the camera fee.

13. It is normal for jellyfish to dry out in the trash can. Just remind the cleaner when he comes to throw the garbage.

14. If you violate any of the above, just pretend nothing happened and spend 13 hours in the office. Please take delivery at the time of eating and contact the staff to bring it in for you. Don't leave the office, don't look at the delivery staff and employees, and don't look in the mirror. Always remind yourself that human beings have two eyes and only two eyes.

15. Always remember that human life safety is more important than animal life safety. Sacrifice any animal if necessary. Don't be soft-hearted, you don't know if they are animals.

Hello, the person who changed shifts with me, the person who accidentally came to the security room, or the new person who saw this note later. Please follow the requirements of post-it notes during work. This is my accumulated work experience, which can keep me safe and mentally stable. I don't want to lose another colleague, and I don't want to go through another puzzling thing. I'm sure you don't. After reading this suggestion, just pretend not to see it and do your thing.

-From Island A.