Joke Collection Website - Bulletin headlines - English translation 1. Don't skate on the lake, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences. 2. When it rains, don't stand under the tree. Translate.

English translation 1. Don't skate on the lake, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences. 2. When it rains, don't stand under the tree. Translate.

1 Don't skate on the lake, or you'll regret it.

2 Don't stand under the tree when it rains.