1000 funny brain teasers

Brain teasers and answers:

1. There are soybeans and mung beans in a bag. A person pours the beans on the ground and quickly separates the soybeans and mung beans. Please tell me. How did he divide them? Answer: One soybean and one mung bean.

2. On a snowy day, Awen turned on the heater and closed the doors and windows. Why did he still feel cold? Answer: He was outside the door.

3. Dumb drove to the zoo. The zoo was very close and he didn’t go the wrong way. Why couldn’t he reach his destination? Answer: He had already driven there.

4. What is the ceremony that a priest cannot preside over under any circumstances? Answer: one's own funeral.

5. In an exam, two students handed in exactly the same test paper, but the teacher thought they definitely did not cheat. Why? Answer: They handed in a blank paper.

6. There is an animal that you kill but bleeds your own blood. What animal is it? Answer: Mosquito.

7. Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time. Due to the language barrier, his parents seemed at a loss. Xiao Wang did not understand foreign languages, but he did not feel any inconvenience as in his own country. Why is this? Answer: He is a baby.

8. For fear of losing shape, what do you call a beautiful woman who does not have children after marriage? Answer: Peerless beauty.

9. What animal do you see first after entering the zoo? Answer: Humans.

10. Which photo cannot tell who is taking the photo? Answer: X-ray.

11. The news published in newspapers may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? Answer: year, month, day.

12. What disease is Sleeping Beauty most afraid of? Answer: Insomnia.

13. Xiao Ming said to Xiao Hua: "I can sit in a place where you can never sit!" Where is he sitting? Answer: Sitting on Xiaohua.

14. There are family rules at home and national rules at home. So what rules are there in the zoo? Answer: Turtle.

15. What kind of official not only does not receive a salary, but also pays out of his own pocket? Answer: The groom’s official.

16. There is a kind of place that specializes in teaching bad people, but no police dare to take action against it. What is this place? Answer: Detention Center.

17. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: Trees cannot jump.

18. Which method of death is most popular among death row inmates? Answer: Death of old age.

19. On a gloomy night, there stood in front of me a girl with long hair and a pale face wearing white clothes. I tried to touch her with my hand, but I couldn't touch her. Why? Answer: Through the window.

20. What valuable thing is most likely to disappear? Answer: artificial satellite.

21. Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? Answer: Afraid of biting their fingers.

22. What water should be distributed as planned? Answer: salary.

23. What product has the manufacturing date and the expiration date on the same day? Answer: That day’s newspaper.

24. Who goes to see a doctor every day? Answer: Doctor.

25. Excuse me: If you divide 18 into two equal parts, but you don't get 9, how many more will you get? Answer: 10 (divided from the middle).

26. What do farmers, workers, soldiers, and scientists rely on for food? Answer: Mouth.

27. Sports competitions require athletes to be "higher, faster, stronger" and to "move forward", but there is a kind of competition that can only be pushed back. What kind of competition is this? Answer: River-driving competition .

28. Dad bought a pen, but he can’t write. Why? Answer: It’s an electric pen.

29. There is a ship that has never been launched into the water. Why is it still a ship? Answer: spaceship.

30. Why didn’t a person die when he fell from the plane? Answer: The plane stopped on the ground.

31. Xiao Wang, who loves snacks, weighed 50 kilograms at his heaviest and only 3 kilograms at his lightest. Why? Answer: When he was just born.

32. What is the most critical factor in divorce? Answer: marriage.

33. What don’t people like to eat? Answer: Suffering.

34. What is the best way to treat motion sickness? Answer: walking.

35. How did Class 3 of the fourth grade learn abacus? Answer: Each has its own abacus.

36. As soon as Lao Li finished his haircut, he asked the barber to "part his hair in the middle," but the barber said he couldn't do it. Why? Answer: The barber shaved Lao Li's head.

37. Fangfang dropped her student ID card at the school gate. What should she do? Answer: Pick it up.

38. There is an animal that you kill but bleeds your own blood? What animal is this? Answer: It’s a mosquito.

39. What should you do first if you want to make your dream a reality? Answer: Wake up.

40. A man fell into the river and climbed up from the river, but his hair was not wet. Why? Answer: Because he is bald.

41. How does a person feel when he is on the operating table? Answer: Being at the mercy of others.

42. A man was hit on the head by something falling from a height of several thousand meters, but he was not injured. Why? Answer: What fell was snowflakes.

43. Two brothers, equally tall. The ears are pierced with jade fingers, and the mouth is biting a cloth strip. (Hit an object) Answer: Scissors.

44. Banqiao’s poems were praised by everyone. (Hit a Hong Kong female star) Answer: Sammi Cheng.

45. From a distance, it looks like a cucumber with pimples on its body. It's called a gentleman's dish, and it's really good at clearing away heat. (Hit a vegetable) Answer: Bitter melon.

46. You are not a painter, but you often paint me without a brush, which is better than a painter. (Hit an object) Answer: Mirror.

47. It has a round belly and a sharp mouth. Drink water before biting. The tail is hidden in the belly, and the tail water is pushed to the mouth with the hand. (Hit an object) Answer: syringe.

48. Looking at the state, things are prosperous and the people are prosperous. (Hit a Hong Kong star) Answer: Leslie Cheung.

49. Shave. (Hit one food) Answer: Sliced ??noodles.

50. Small nuts are like soybeans, and people give them the name Jie Shou. (Hit a plant) Answer: Cashew nuts.

51. He is young and full of tricks. (Sign up for a public place) Answer: Slip carefully.

52. The old man’s female name is Chanjuan. (Hit a profession) Answer: Confinement nanny.

53. You arrive at the head of the Yangtze River. (Hit a football player) Answer: Wang Shangyuan.

54. Born like an arch bridge. (Name an appliance brand) Answer: Changhong.

55. I wish you peace in China. (Hit a CCTV host) Answer: Gu Changning.

56. Throw money to eliminate disaster. (Hit a CCTV host) Answer: Sa Beining.

57. Great Cold. (Name a song) Answer: The coldest day.

58. If it comes, the tree will shake its head and gently blow the clouds away. (Hit a natural object) Answer: wind.

59. Reality. (Name a food) Answer: Sherbet.

60. Red tip, green tip, sometimes not spicy but very sweet. (Hit a vegetable) Answer: Chili.

61. Shed. (Hit a TV series) Answer: Early spring in February.

62. Old Sichuan. (Hit a country) Answer: Cuba.

63. The crescent moon is surrounded by a five-pointed star, and the national flower jasmine can be seen everywhere. (Hit a country) Answer: Pakistan.

64. It looks like jasmine and has a very strong fragrance. (Hit a flower) Answer: Frangipani.

65. Spring City in Southeast Asia, water puppet show life. (Name a foreign city) Answer: Hanoi.

66. The famous carnation is given as a gift, and the double pink flower is dedicated to my mother. (Hit a flower) Answer: Carnation.

67. The wooden frame is square and small pictures are placed in the middle. (Hit an item) Answer: Photo frame.

68. Ugly in appearance, but expensive and golden in color with a blush. (Hit a fruit) Answer: Apple pear.

69. It looks like a flower but not a flower but is delicate and beautiful. The three-color amaranth flower has terminal leaves. (Hit a flower) Answer: Wild geese come in red.

70. The terrain is complex with many volcanoes, and the salt lake is the lowest in Africa. (Hit a country) Answer: Djibouti.

71. The emperor has a good horse. (Hit a Hong Kong band lead singer) Answer: Wong Ka Kui.

72. At first glance, there is one person, but there are thousands of them. (Type one word) Answer: 100 million.

73. There is a little fat man with a big belly who cannot eat and can only drink liquids. (Pick a vessel) Answer: Teapot.

74. The Zhimo people gather together. (Hit a Chinese place name) Answer: Xujiahui.

75. Fat boy rice is blooming, amusing snacks for children to love. (Tick one food) Answer: Popcorn.

76. Long, long, long. (Name a song) Answer: Nagging (Lee Hyori).

77. A chicken drinks tea and lays eggs. (Hit a food) Answer: Tea eggs.

78. The small cake is not big enough, and the coffee and alcohol are sprinkled into it, so this is the fashionable dessert. (Tick one food) Answer: Tiramisu.

79. It is said that it looks like a bird but not a bird. The clouds are flying high above the ground. (Name a means of transportation) Answer: Airplane.

80. The medicine is indispensable without special effects. The flowers are large and white in bunches. (Hit a flower) Answer: White peony.

81. The unknown Qi Xishi is a staunch and patriotic woman. (Hit a historical figure) Answer: Zheng Dan.

82. The source of Anhui, the land of Zen, and the hometown of Erqiao. (Hit a place name) Answer: Qianshan County.

83. It blooms in summer and can be used as medicine. It is white on the outside and yellow on the inside, and is very fragrant. (Hit a flower) Answer: Plumeria.

84. Sing folk songs on the plane. (Calling an appliance) Answer: Air conditioner.

85. The wooden character has two eyes. (Type one word) Answer: rice.

86. Wearing a plastic cap on the head and a tin flower robe on the body, gently squeeze it on the brush and bring bubbles to the mouth. (Hit a daily necessities) Answer: Toothpaste.

87. Ke Jingteng and Shen Jiayi compete for the box office this summer. (Name two movies) Answer: In my childhood, Detective Fuji.

88. A peach is not a peach. It is wearing a brown robe and has small down hair. (Hit a fruit) Answer: Kiwi.

89. A red face with freckles, a green straw hat that blocks the sun. The smell is fragrant and fills the nose with a sweet bite. (Hit a fruit) Answer: Strawberry.

90. A box can heat the food, so you don’t need to use your hands to turn it around. (Calling an appliance) Answer: Microwave oven.

91. Wrapped in purple robes layer by layer, everyone sheds tears when they cut it. (Hit a vegetable) Answer: Onions.

92. Not too old, with a big beard. Wearing green clothes, gold teeth are exposed underneath. (Hit a food crop) Answer: Corn.

93. You are said to be a dog that cannot bark, top-heavy and swaying in the wind. (Hit a plant) Answer: Dogtail grass.

94. It looks like jasmine and has a very strong fragrance. (Hit a flower) Answer: Frangipani.

95. Spring City in Southeast Asia, water puppet show life. (Name a foreign city) Answer: Hanoi.

96. The famous carnation was given as a gift, and the double pink flower was given to my mother. (Hit a flower) Answer: Carnation.

97. The wooden frame is square and small pictures are placed in the middle. (Hit an item) Answer: Photo frame.

98. Ugly in appearance, but expensive and golden in color with a blush. (Hit a fruit) Answer: Apple pear.

99. It looks like a flower but not a flower, and is delicate and beautiful. The three-color amaranth flower has terminal leaves. (Hit a flower) Answer: Wild geese come in red.

100. The terrain is complex with many volcanoes, and the salt lake is the lowest in Africa. (Hit a country) Answer: Djibouti.