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Anti-epidemic slogan posted on the car

By May this year, even though Dabai has been with me for four years, it will be the first car in my life to accompany me for more than three years. Originally, I wanted to take you on a long trip to the north during the holiday at the beginning of the year, but the sudden COVID-19 outbreak in June 5438+ 10 upset our plans [tears]. Of course, as a medical worker, how can I let the plague abuse me! As the owner of a Cadillac ATS-l, how can I ride the battlefield without you? [Hee hee] Write an article to commemorate our profound revolutionary friendship! Pictured above

Ha ha ha ha ha, this is your predecessor! Haha, my first car [shy] has no other meaning to commemorate it.

Why do you want to take pictures of your ex? Ha ha ha ha ha ha, I thought I was a veteran of Jining Fox Automobile Drivers Association. I changed cars, but my friends have always been very close, so this Fox motorcycle will take you for a guest appearance after marriage! So white, how happy!

This is your first time to come out to play, Jining Xiaobeihu Scenic Area. I remember it was sunny then. [Hee hee], did the friends find four words at the rear of the car: Geely Emgrand?

Zoom in, yes. You are not mistaken, haha, I originally wanted to dress up as a pig to eat a tiger, so I posted a Geely Emgrand. Because of these four words, I have been asked several times: Hey, Laoshuier (meaning master in Jining dialect), is this the latest model of Geely? how much is it? It looks good [goodbye] [goodbye] [goodbye]

Just to show that the exhaust pipe is thicker than other cars of the same class, I accidentally licked your ass! [Laughter]

This will take you to my alma mater, Taishan Medical College, now called Shandong First Medical University [color] [color] [color].

Remember, this time I was in Qinhuangdao, and it was the first time I drove so far. Go north to Shanhaiguan, and you will reach the three northeastern provinces. I really want to take you there! Unfortunately, there is no time for madness.

That's it. When Wu Sangui opened its doors, it ushered in the inheritance of the Qing Dynasty for hundreds of years. [Smiling] [Smiling] [Smiling] It seems that I am Han, so embarrassed.

This is your mistress, the absolute boss of our family. I am usually a driver [rustic laughter] [rustic laughter] [rustic laughter]

Thanks to your car, just add gasoline. If you eat this with me every day, you will grow to 10 tons now!

This is the wedding banquet of our Jining car. Friends with ideas can love me [hee hee] in all colors.

This is our organization in Jining, and the actual staff is close to 1000. There will be activities from time to time.

I've been cleaning this polished engine compartment for you all morning. . . But the engine is really big.

Yes, how come there are no pictures of us? However, I did gain weight [hee hee]

Who hasn't turned on the floor oil yet Look, this is the result of floor oil every day. The average fuel consumption is 2 1.5, which is a record.

I changed a D3 net, which seems much more handsome. . . Yes, you are right, and the headlights have been changed. The lighting effect of Pathfinder's full LED module is ok, but it is not much different from xenon headlights, but it is beautiful, hahaha. To tell the truth, the headlights of the new CT5 and CT6 are very beautiful. Six children are too young. That lamp is really beautiful.

This is for myself. On February 2, 2020, the year before last, I put on protective clothing as usual and continued to fight the plague.

The love of colleagues bows, hahahahahaha. Looking back now, it's really cute [hee hee] [hee hee] [hee hee]

Every time I take off my protective clothing, it's like being caught in a heavy rain. Soaked to the skin. Water can be poured out of shoes.

How important it is to be a good partner in a semi-polluted area, Fan Xiao.

This is a cartoon of our brother Tong, a cartoonist who was delayed by medical career.

Life friendship, war friendship. . Thanks to you, our motherland can tide over the difficulties in such a short time. Women don't let men! [fuel] [fuel] [fuel]

I remember a reporter asking me: Why didn't you tell your family when you came to such a dangerous place? I replied: all greatness stems from a brave beginning. "Simple smile" [Simple smile] [Simple smile]

The epidemic will eventually pass. Thank you for your company over the past four years. May the motherland flourish everywhere after spring blossoms. At that time, I will take you and your hostess to visit the beautiful scenery of the motherland and eat all the delicious food in the country [hee hee] [hee hee] [hee hee] (old version, remember to give the essence [hee hee])