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The article is like the person, who are you?

The Chinese nation is an ancient civilization. The degree of civilization can be reflected in a person's speech and behavior. Therefore, we often say that "literature is like its people", and people of different social classes have different language expressions. This should also be the reason.

One day, it snowed heavily and it was extremely cold. Seeing the snowflakes floating in the air, the well-fed literati became inspired to write poems and blurted out: "The snow is falling to the ground one after another."

? Just after I recited this sentence, a promoted official happened to pass by. He expressed his gratitude for the emperor's great kindness and said, "It is the royal auspiciousness."

? Next to him, there was a man selling cotton clothes and trousers. The businessman who had made a huge fortune was even more elated, so he added a sentence: "What's wrong with another three years?"

Unexpectedly, this sentence actually angered a beggar on the roadside who was dying of cold and hunger. He trembled. Shivering, he cursed: "Fuck your mother's bullshit!"

Each of these four people from all walks of life made up a limerick:

Heavy snow fell to the ground one after another, It is the royal auspiciousness. Why not give it another three years? Damn your motherfucker!

Different people, different situations, have different views on the same thing. The character's language is in line with the character's identity and characteristics, and we can understand it at a glance.

Therefore, the words are like the person's words, but if someone wants to use lies to deceive, many times they still cannot hide their inner feelings.

How to see it? When online media spread rumors about sexy women and their scandals, online commentators often made the following remarks: ?

? 1. The first soldier to enter was wearing a The blood came back. ——Napoleon

? 2. What you think is a forest path is actually already busy with traffic. ——Shakespeare

3. Even though countless people have left traces of that place, we still yearn for it. ——Guo Moruo

? 4. The beginning is very narrow, but the talent can lead to others. After dozens of steps, it suddenly becomes enlightened. ——Tao Yuanming

5. Even if it becomes a black hole, it is still a place I want to explore in my life. ——Hawking

6. The tree-lined path you yearn for is covered with white dew every night and morning. When you can enter easily, you should understand that it's not you who are great, it's just that everyone has broadened the path for you. ——Ward

At first glance, I was really confused. I thought it was quoting some famous aphorism. Of course, there is no need to verify whether celebrities have said it before, but fortunately, people are not stupid, and they understand it based on the context. As for people at this level, we not only admire them, but also despise them! Because we admire their mastery of quoting language. Once it is translated into our own language, sometimes it is so wonderful that it is beyond words. Not only is the quotation appropriate, but the derived meaning can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words. There is something wonderful about "without saying a word, you can be romantic". But what is despising is that this seemingly implicit quotation is actually inconsistent with what he means, and the filthiness in his heart is still exposed. This is actually a hypocrite and a fake civilization! It’s better not to have people of this level!

In connection with the current reality of "anti-epidemic", this war against the "epidemic" is a people's war. The people have shown endless wisdom, and the slogans embody the "hard "nuclear" determination to fight the epidemic. But now, the Internet has compared the inscription on Japan's material aid label with it and over-interpreted it. It feels that our current civilization has declined and that "the Chinese nation has reached its most dangerous time."

Of course, in this war against the epidemic, we should be grateful for the friendship of Japan’s neighbors, and the ancient poems inscribed on the labels must also be the careful work of Japan’s “Hanyutong”, and It is not well known to ordinary people in Japan, and ordinary people are definitely more accustomed to expressing it in their own easy-to-understand language.

Well, the same goes for the Chinese people. In the current anti-epidemic war, they are also using plain and easy-to-understand language, and some even use foul language. However, in the cruel "anti-epidemic" battle, , but it is more "hard-core". Let's list a few examples:

? 1. Those who come out to party are shameless people, and those who play mahjong together are desperadoes.

2. If you don’t visit us during the New Year this year, those who come will be your enemies. Don’t open the door when your enemies come.

3. Visiting each other means killing each other, and gathering together means committing suicide.

? 4. Those who do not report their fever are class enemies lurking among the people.

? 5. An unfilial son who returns to his hometown with an illness will infect his parents to the point of losing their conscience.

? 6. Stay at home to prevent infection, and you have to drive away your father-in-law when he comes.

? 7. Anyone who returns from Hubei without reporting is a time bomb.

? ...I won’t list them one by one, but it is not difficult to find that these slogans that appear at the entrances of villages and alleys are crude but not crude, and they convey the reality of the current "epidemic" in every sentence.

We know that what we say must be differentiated between inside and outside, and the situation must be considered when speaking. The Chinese people's "anti-epidemic" is aimed at themselves, while Japanese friends are carrying out humanitarian relief. Therefore, the expression of language is naturally different. Please also take a look at the inscriptions on the outer packaging labels of these three Japanese material aids -

For the first time, the Japanese Chinese Proficiency Test Office donated 20,000 yuan to Hubei Each mask and a batch of infrared thermometers, the labels on the outer packaging of the supplies read eight words: "Mountains and rivers are in foreign lands, the wind and moon are in the same sky."

For the second time, the materials donated to Hubei by four organizations including the Japanese Medical NPO Corporation Jinshinkai said: "How can I live without clothes? I have the same clothes as my son!"

For the third time, the words written on the box when Maizuru City of Japan donated anti-epidemic materials to the sister city of Dalian: "The green mountains and the clouds and the rain, the bright moon were never the two towns."

Of course, the materials from Japan's friendly countries The aid is indeed heart-warming, and the appropriate use of ancient poems integrates the pride of our national culture into the love they have dedicated, which arouses cries of cries, which makes it even more original. Japan is really caring!

So, when language expresses a person's thoughts and emotions, is it elegant, popular, or vulgar? Is it snowy, lowly, or barbaric? The text is like the person, who are you? You choose how to express it!

? The current plague that Wuhan, China is encountering is a disaster faced by all mankind. In the face of disaster, it has nothing to do with politics, but human nature can be seen. Articles are like people, and a person's words can highlight the true side of human nature.