A Brief Introduction to the Story of China People's Liberation Army in Paris

In the 1960s, the people of China finally defeated the imperialist plot and planted a bright five-star red flag on the land of Europe. To the west of the 600 million lion town, the European people are full of joy.

The corrupt French president and his lackeys escaped, and the China army successfully entered Paris without bloodshed. In order to help the European people transform their capitalist ideas and get out of their misery as soon as possible. In response to the Chairman's call, China's army carried out a planned economy in Europe, and made overall plans for industries of various countries one by one. In terms of ideological transformation, China's army applied China's successful experience to European countries. For example, it organized a program called "TV interrogation" on French television to criticize and criticize backward bad elements. Thoroughly transform the extravagant and dissolute social atmosphere and sweep away all symbols and symbols of capitalist degeneration; Hold a military-civilian get-together in due course and rehearse the large-scale red musical Carmen. Under the vigorous rectification, Paris, France presents a prosperous and positive situation.

China sent 600 million people's liberation army to liberate Europe. European leaders fled when they heard the news, and the Queen of England also fled to Hong Kong. After the French president delivered a speech, he couldn't wait to board the plane with all government officials and flee to the United States. Some French people turned a blind eye, some fled, but the fleeing crowd actually killed each other on the highway. The people's liberation army passed by the road and threw bright red paper flowers at the bodies all over the ground, as if it were a silent mockery of the French people killing each other.

The French military believes that as long as a nuclear bomb is launched, the PLA can be repelled. But I don't know where the missile launch key is, and I look everywhere. The PLA has arrived. All the French officers raised their hands and surrendered. The PLA checked their notebooks and opened the drawers. The key is hidden in the bottom of the drawer.

After the French people woke up from their sleep, they looked out of the window, and the streets were full of the magnificent military capacity of the People's Liberation Army. A group of people's liberation army marched past the sex shop, and the business-minded boss immediately posted a notice: "The hero China soldier has a 30% discount."

The People's Liberation Army camped in the Elysee Palace, and representatives from the French Parliament, the press and the church came to express their cooperation and loyalty to the China government. The PLA general said that the Elysee Palace was not suitable for camping, so the French representative showed the general around Paris. The general was dissatisfied with Versailles, Notre Dame de Paris, Pantheon and other places, and finally chose Galeries Lafayette as the administrative building.

Television stations should also be supervised by the People's Liberation Army, and portraits of Karl Marx and Lenin and slogans such as "Long live Sino-French cooperation" are hung everywhere. The People's Liberation Army emptied the Galeries Lafayette department store, and the generals said that under the instructions of the CPC Central Committee (when it comes to the "CPC Central Committee", everyone does not forget to hold high Mao's quotations to show loyalty), they should ask the French to help them rule. In this way, the French people rushed to register, and everyone hung brooches to support the * * * production party. Some French people don't understand Chinese, but insist that they can speak, hoping to find a staff member.

At this time, news came from Beijing that the central government appointed a French governor and a French chief executive. And ordered a ban on pornography. Once banned, sex shops can no longer do business, but with a little modification, the clever boss has become a China restaurant. The news of China was broadcast on TV, and many French youths went to China to rebuild.

The general reported to the Central Committee, and the members expressed their appreciation for his occupation of France without a single soldier. They think that western capitalist countries have no thoughts, but only blindly follow the United States. Therefore, the central authorities say that each occupying country can only develop one industry, such as hats made in Britain, electrical appliances made in West Germany and cars made in Austria. As France is the country with the most lazy people, it is responsible for producing chimneys.

As a result, all office buildings have been transformed into chimney factories, and clerks who only know paperwork have to work and knock at the door. However, when the grain was changed to the rationing system, there was a long queue at the grain distribution station. The general asked the French governor to confiscate all cars and replace them with rickshaws. Because the car is the product of capitalism, which hinders people's labor, the French governor had to order it, code-named "Battle of the Dragon". When the French saw that their car was confiscated, they wanted to cry without tears, and they resisted, but they were helpless. The owner of a sex shop drove by and everyone wondered why he could still own a car. It turned out that he became a cadre and enjoyed privileges.

All letters are inspected by the People's Liberation Army, and the contents of letters that are not in capitalist society will be treated "specially". Letters marked as "promiscuity" by the general are just ordinary love letters. The general advised the counter-revolutionary French to relax and hold a carnival. In the evening, the French police patrol with the People's Liberation Army. A Frenchman ignored the curfew, but the French police took military measures against them. The People's Liberation Army stopped them as soon as they saw it, and took out Mao's quotations, saying that the producer of * * * would not violently confront the citizens and take him away, but sent him to attend the circus reconstruction criticism meeting. Because drinking is forbidden, the French have no alcohol in the restaurant and feel addicted. The owner of the sex shop was replaced by a rickshaw, and he had a huge motorcade. Wearing a Chinese tunic suit, he is happier than anyone else. He holds up champagne and wishes his business success. His friends couldn't stand it. They called him a traitor and called him a coward in Chinese.

In the PLA dormitory, some soldiers looked at the beautiful French woman who lived across the street. The general felt uncivilized and immediately ordered to find another place to live. They took a fancy to the residential buildings in the suburbs and examined whether they could be requisitioned as dormitories. The lay man welcomed him, but when the People's Liberation Army saw the lay man smoking, it couldn't bear it anymore. It put on a mask and posted a "No Smoking" notice. The French are a little uncomfortable to see living with the PLA, but the situation is better than others, and there is nothing to say.

Criticism will become a French leisure TV program. When the owner of the expropriated house saw that his roommate was a young general, he was very surprised. At this time, the general was deeply attracted by the sexy daughter of the head of the household. Next, the PLA rushed to make bright red paper flowers to prepare for the carnival. At the carnival in Place de la Concorde, everyone dressed in songs and dances, performed a circus, performed dragon and lion dances and made peace. But in the end, the French dragon dance team fought with each other for the position, and the general was so angry that he said that he would use the model opera to educate the Chinese.

After the performance of the newly created model drama Carmen, the actors hung up the slogan "Only by liberating all mankind can the proletariat finally liberate itself", and the general was very satisfied. The general went back to the dormitory and secretly looked at the photo of the head of the household's daughter. He stayed up all night. As a result, he went out for a walk and met the head of the household, who invited him to drink. The general can't help drinking. The general got drunk, touched his daughter's room and had sex with her. When he woke up, he felt ashamed and regretted his behavior and burst into tears. The head of household's daughter comforted him.

Many French people were dissatisfied with China's rule. They tore down China's street signs and were arrested. Some French youths who went to China for innovation also returned home by train, all dressed in Chinese tunic suits and holding quotations from Mao, as if they had been brainwashed. French resistance became more and more fierce, destroying and bombing the PLA. The owner of the sex shop immediately developed bulletproof vests and sold them to the PLA. Seeing this, the central authorities can only lift the ban, reopen brothels, run by horse, dance by dance and drink by wine.

French youth became conservative after the transition, attacking brothels and demonstrating. However, the PLA was fascinated by the colorful nightlife in France. In China, they dare not imagine it like this, and feel novel and fresh. On the contrary, the People's Liberation Army can't stand the temptation of the French peach bomb and degenerates, smoking, drinking and gambling, and going in and out of pornographic places. Seeing how the noble soldiers degenerated, the general tearfully asked the Central Committee to withdraw troops from France immediately, and the Central Committee approved it. In this way, the PLA all withdrew overnight. The French rebels planned to counterattack that night, but the People's Liberation Army left early with a hot bomb in its hand.

After the French President returned to China, the French rebels wantonly purged the traitors, and the French Governor and Chief Executive went into exile with the Liberation Army. Only the owner of the sex shop has friendship with the rebels and is safe and sound. The PLA's great cause of liberating Europe was not completed, and suddenly the army invaded Italy and arrived at the Vatican. Even the Pope surrendered to China.