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The weather is hot and the summer is cool and beautiful sentences (selected 120 sentences)
?1. The strong and tall old willow tree drooped its branches listlessly, and its green leaves were curled, like a child who had been criticized, hanging his head dejectedly.
?2. The scorching sun in August is like a fire umbrella. At noon, the sky is dazzlingly bright, like a large white tin plate that has been heated.
?3. One day during the summer vacation, the weather was extremely hot. The sun was baking the earth fiercely, and there was no wind all day long. The willow trees beside the moat were dejected and lifeless.
?4. The weather is so hot today! The scorching sun roasted the earth mercilessly, and the earth was so hot that it seemed like a huge cage that made people suffocated.
?5. At noon one day in midsummer, the scorching sun roasted everything on the earth mercilessly. The earth was scorched and hot by the sun, and it seemed as if a huge steam envelope was covering the ground, making it suffocating.
?6. The sun is like a big fireball, emitting strong light, illuminating all things on the earth, making people feel like they are in a hot kingdom.
?7. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.
?8. There is no need to ignite the car when starting it
?9. The most sincere The caring is the most hidden love.
?10. The sun hangs in the sky like a big fireball. It stings so hard that we can't even open our eyes. The asphalt on the road has been softened by the sun. A wave of heat hit my face, making me breathless. On the big trees on both sides of the road, cicadas were chirping endlessly, as if to say: It's so hot, so hot. Xiaohua lowered her head and Xiaocao bent down, both looking listless. What about the kids? Everyone is hiding in the swimming pool. Look at the children in the swimming pool, one after another, so densely packed that only their little heads are exposed.
?11. If I die, please give me an air conditioner at this time of year
?12. The girl married the principal who installed the air conditioner in the dormitory. Bar!
?13. Why do so many people say it’s hot? . . Actually it's not bad. . . I always feel that the heat will get hotter and hotter. . . If you really can't, just confess your love to the person you like. After a while, your heart will feel cold
?14. Hou Yi, your mother asked you to come out and shoot the sun! ! ——The latest funny sentences to describe the hot weather
?15. When I put the coin into the wish pool, a cute elf asked me what wish I wanted to make. I said to him: Please help me take good care of this. People who read the message, never be depressed, always be happy and happy! It’s hot, take care of yourself!
?16. The weather is too hot! I bought a mat and it turned into an electric blanket when I slept!
?17. My body will die of heat in Beijing, but my soul will be with you.
?18. Now I find that "Where to cool down" is really not a curse, it is definitely
?19. A wisp of longing turns into a breeze, and a slight sense of coolness comes. Around me, there is a trace of care and drizzle, a little bit of friendship, a melodious text message, and every word of blessing. I wish you, my friend, happiness every day and everything goes well! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!
?20. Time makes friendship warm; years make friendship ferment; memory makes beauty freeze; longing makes thoughts wander; friends make the heart warm; greetings make wishes come true. My friend, I just wish you peace every day and happiness forever! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!
?21. There is no need to cook hot dry noodles
?22. My husband wrote a notice and planned to post it in the "lost and found" column of the community. This is what he wrote: "Puppy, male, nearly nine months old, no collar, very friendly, found on Shiqiao Road." I'm worried that revealing too many details will give those who want a dog without conscience a good impression. This was an opportunity, so at my insistence, my husband re-wrote the notice.
This is what he wrote: "Guess what I picked up?"
?23. Beijing will stage a heavy-flavored realistic movie: "The City is Hot to Death"
?24 .The water is out of service when it’s so hot. I want to go to the principal’s house to take a shower
?25. An ageless childlike innocence will reap happiness; an endless faith will reap success; a healthy `The body gains peace; a friend who cares about you forever brings happiness. My friend, I send you my deepest blessings and harvest sweet happiness! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!
?26. Lying on the mat feels like sizzling beef tenderloin.
?27. What is the most important thing you can learn from Lei Feng? ——Send the child home with my sister-in-law in my arms. . .
?28. I once threatened in sub-zero temperatures that I would rather die of heat than freeze to death. It wasn’t until today when I was heated to death that I realized that such a beautiful promise was because I was too young.
?29. A small blessing: the weather is so hot, I drank some iced Coke today, I am so happy.
?30. It’s so hot today that the thermometer is off the charts.
?31. This scorching heat cannot stop!
?32. They say you have to wait until the melons are ripe and the stems fall off. I really want to be able to unload the goods earlier! I really can’t stand this hot summer! It's so hot!
?33. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine and I will generate heat. Don't make me angry, or I'll melt you.
?34. When walking on the street, everyone feels like they have been sunburned.
?35. The summer wind is blowing warmly, as if it is saying that it wants to heat me to death.
?36. Can you make your boyfriend swear to love you forever? It’s so hot today.
?37. The dog days of summer are here. It’s so hot. It’s so hot.
?38. I picked up a dollar on the side of the road and immediately gave it to the policeman. The policeman yelled angrily: "Guawazi, do you want to burn me to death?"
?39. Summer is coming, and there are many happy events; good health, and peace and quiet; buy a house with nine living rooms and ten rooms, and drive a BMW Lexus; smoke Chinese and drink Pepsi; attract wealth and happiness every day.
?40. This summer, the heat was so hot that life was worse than death. My mother silently moved the fan to my room and let me use it alone, while she silently turned on the air conditioner in her room.
?41. Although the scorching sun has not yet shined directly, the sand on the roadside has already shown a timid light. The grass seemed unable to withstand the scorching sun, and slowly dropped its leaves. Only the fish in the pond are not afraid of the heat and swim freely in the water next to the trees on the bank.
?42. Along with the coolness of the rain and the coolness of the breeze, my blessings also come. I hope you will be refreshed in the hot summer and bring you a happy mood. The coolness brings you the warmth of happiness. I wish you happiness and happiness.
?43. At noon, the weather got even hotter, and people hid in their homes, turning on electric fans and air conditioners. The dogs hid in the shade of the trees to escape the heat and used their own unique trick of using their tongues to dissipate heat. They kept panting like asthmatic patients. The tap water in the house was steaming and hot, and the birds hid somewhere. The plants and trees were all downcast, as if they were dying. Only the cicada made a broken and high cry on the branches; it was really like broken gongs and drums. Cheering for the scorching sun!
?44. In the midsummer of July, Granny Xia began to show off the power of her subordinate Father Sun again. Father-in-law Sun received the order from Grandma Xia and scorched the earth at the highest temperature. The weather was so hot that the earth was so hot and smoking that it seemed to be on fire and was about to melt like chocolate. There were very few people on the road, only cars running back and forth. There is no cloud in the blue sky, and some gray air that looks like clouds but not clouds, like mist but not mist, floats low in the air, making people feel breathless and uncomfortable. The flowers, plants and trees outside were so hot that they lost their energy, and their heads drooped.
?45. On a hot day, in a high-temperature climate, greetings are like a breeze, blowing away troubles and annoyances; care is like a clear spring, driving away anger; blessings are like herbal tea, healthy and delicious. I wish you, my friend, summer Feeling cool, happy and healthy.
?46. The fire umbrella is spread high. The fire umbrella is a metaphor for the strong summer sun; it is spread out. Describes the scorching sun in summer, which is very hot.
?47. Those who go out now are all anti-Japanese heroes.
?48. Scorching summer comes every year. Holding a fan and asking the sky, why is the temperature so high this summer? To prevent heatstroke, take more leisure time and stay calm. People have joys and sorrows, and the sky has four seasons: hot and cold. This is a difficult thing in ancient times. I wish you good friends and happy years!
?49. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant; give you some flood and you will flood. A broken pot has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as the love is as deep as the sea, even pockmarks can shine! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!
?50. Lan Caihe: I want to get some water to take a shower, but I always get nothing from the bamboo basket.
?51. This year is a leap year, April is blessed, April is added, happiness increases smiles, health increases physical fitness, good luck increases happy events, friendship increases mood, salary increases, financial resources, and love increase See you warmly. In the leap year, I wish you more laughter and happiness. The weather is changing, take care of yourself!
?52. The high temperature in summer made me fully understand the greatness of that famous saying - let the storm come more violently!
?53. "The whole city is so hot that it's so hot" "It's so hot in the hot road" "It's so hot that it's so hot that it's killing primitive people" "Kara is so hot that it turns into a dog" "To the summer where we will all die of suffocation" "Chinese Fever" "Dead Man" "Attack on the Sun" "If You Give Me a Day of Shade" "The Air Conditioner We Chased Together All Those Years" "Where's the Air Conditioner We Promised" "The 101st Heat Death" "33 Days of Heat Death" "Heat Death Contract" " "Hot Shit Man 3" and others have been released nationwide.
?54. As time goes by, the weight of friendship will increase; as time goes by, the wine of friendship will ferment; as the distance increases, the longing in the heart will intensify; as greetings arrive, it will warm the heart of a friend. My friend, no matter when and where you are, I hope you are in a good mood, happy and worry-free! Have a pleasant life and be safe and sound! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!
?55. I bought eggs and turned into chickens! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket! The car doesn't ignite and catches fire! When you meet a stranger, look at each other and smile, and you become an acquaintance! The table was too hot and the mahjong was burnt just after the numbers were laid! Pay attention to heatstroke prevention when the weather is hot!
?56. It is gratifying that under the influence of sustained high temperatures, the roadside porcelain industry has fallen into a complete shutdown stage.
?57. Wash your face, comb your hair, apply some rouge and some powder to pick up the "Sanfu".
?58. Beginning of Autumn, kilometers away from Ossen, there are many people, the weather is hot, and I get bitten by mosquitoes.
?59. Summer is indispensable without iced watermelon, just like I am indispensable without you who can make a lot of noise.
?60. It was the hottest noon in summer, and the southern sun threw hundreds of millions of high temperatures away from its nuclear furnace without any scruples. At this time, except for those who were soaking in the Li River and those who worked in air-conditioned areas, everyone else was feeling groggy and top-heavy. There were bursts of light smoke in the sky. Needless to say, it was baked by the sun. The clouds turned into gas and sank into the water.
?61. The only difference between me and the barbecue is a pinch of cumin.
?62. The road was scorching hot under the scorching sun, and a trail of white smoke erupted with every step you took.
?63.12. Usually in our circle of friends, we show off our bags, travels, cosmetics, food, famous brands, and selfies... I just want to say silently: "If you have the ability, come out and bask in the sun!"
?64. An international student said: "Why aren't you on holiday yet? Xi'an is too hot. I want to go back to Africa."
?65.23. If the heat continues like this, the wings will melt instead of folding; mosquitoes will not bite people, only cold water pipes; hot dry noodles no longer need to be cooked; raw eggs will no longer be available; clothes can be worn after washing; and the car will no longer need to be started. Fire started.
?66. I’m so hot. Go look through your boyfriend's roaming records and it will get cold.
?67. The weather is too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and they turned into chickens when I got home. I bought a mat and it turned into an electric blanket when I slept. The car started by itself without ignition.
?68. How are you now? I have successfully turned into a pearl (steamed pig).
?69. I’m tossing and turning and can’t sleep, am I the only one who can’t stand the heat?
?70. Everyone says it’s very hot today, but in fact it’s just not too cold!
?71.29 degrees is too hot to sleep. How did I come here when I was a freshman in the dormitory without air conditioning and it was 30 degrees Celsius?
?72. A man fell and suffered severe burns on his face.
?73. The air conditioner in the bathhouse is turned on to 31°, it’s really cool.
?74. After putting on makeup for an hour, I opened the door and went bare-faced.
?75. It’s hot, so I’ll use your indifference to take shelter.
?76. Nowadays, the whole country is mourning a guy named "Re", because - Re is so hot!
?77. I am not an ant on a hot pot, I am a crab that is about to be cooked.
?78. Sit and lie down all day long, never leaving the same room.
?79. I, Ruoge, died in Chongqing. Brothers, remember to come and collect the body. Thank you for your hard work. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.
?80. When we look at each other and smile, we become acquaintances!
?81. The feeling of Teppanyaki.
?82. I’m going to invest in finding a shooter to shoot down the sun. If I have conditions, I agree and pretend I didn’t say anything.
?83. The people you meet when you go out are all acquaintances, the kind who are cooked by the sun.
?84. The hot sweat from sleeping makes my heart dry.
?85. It’s so hot in the morning and I saw her sticking out her tongue.
?86. It’s so hot. Can you lend me 10 yuan to buy popsicles?
?87. So hot that it twists.
?88. It was so hot that I got tanned.
?89. It’s the season when you’re all sweaty when you go to the toilet again.
?90. Confess your love to the person you like. If the person you like rejects you, your heart will be cold! It’s not hot anymore!
?91. Protect yourself, love others, and please don’t come out in the middle of the night to scare people~
?92. The sun is like fire, the earth is like a steamer, and it is so hot that people can’t breathe.
?93. This weather is like an oven. I really can’t stand it and it’s almost cooked.
?94. Sitting in a dark room without electricity in such weather, touching the straw mat under me, I suddenly understood the mood of Xiao Long Bao.
?95. The sky is dry and things are dry, be careful with candles, your mood will be irritable, and keep away from strangers!
?96. God, you have to let everyone understand that this summer is contracted by the Flame Mountain!
?97. At this moment, I discovered that "Where to cool off" is really not a curse word. It is definitely the most sincere care and the most hidden love.
?98. The weather is very hot. The sun has just risen and the sky is already burning.
?99. Recently, people all over the country are mourning a guy named Re. No one has seen him, but everyone understands - Re is so hot!
?100. The weather is very hot. Please pay attention to your body and drink more water.
?101. It’s so hot that I have less urine!
?102. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours. All that's missing between me and barbecue is a pinch of cumin.
?103. Recently, I saw someone saying that if a girl with energy conservation cools down once, the man will heat up. However, if a very safe girl cools off, the man will only cool down and not heat up.
? 104. Spring thoughts, summer love, autumn blessings, and winter wishes. The encounter in this life brings happiness every day; the love in this life, I will love you forever; the vows in this life will not change, and may our feelings last forever.
?105. In the current weather, you can make instant noodles directly with tap water!
?106. How often do you take a bath in winter? Take a bath in winter.
?107. Even if it doesn’t rain today, it’s considered a good day. It’s muggy and hot.
?108. The weather is getting hot. You need to style your hair to cool down~
?109. The weather is getting hot! I can finally get my hair pierced!
?110. The weather is so hot that it reminds me of that summer.
?111. This kind of weather is suitable for sitting on the hot bed, eating melon seeds and playing cards, right? After surviving the winter, you almost froze to death in this spring...
? 112. I really hate the fact that the weather is sunless, hot, dry, and humid. It’s so irritating.
?113. I don’t know whether it’s the hot weather, or whether I’m wearing thick clothes, feeling weak and sleepy... It’s time to take off my long johns.
?114. The weather is hot and I have fewer clothes. Then I finally can’t deceive myself. Where did the 18 pounds of meat grow in winter? I’m going to the gym.
?115. The weather is getting hotter and the smell of children’s feet is getting stronger. The boys in the sixth grade have smoked your teacher to death.
?116. They say women are like clothes, and women are brands you can’t afford.
?117. You are my Youlemei, so I can take you down after drinking. Throw it away.
?118. Only mother is good in the world, and father is also good.
?119. Let me tell you a few ways to quickly relieve the heat: in addition to looking in the mirror, checking the bank card balance, pinching your belly, and checking the QQ invisible status of your sweetheart. Does your heart feel cold now?
?120. I just kicked a child away on the bus and a group of people applauded. Why? The naughty child is singing "It's enough to sow one seed one by one, and many, many, many low suns will grow... Every corner of the world will be extremely bright"
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