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What are the wonderful rules and regulations in your company?

I have a deep understanding of the wonderful rules and regulations of this company. After all, I am in such a wonderful company.

first of all, I want to talk about the rules of going to the toilet. The company stipulates that 5 yuan will be fined for going to the toilet for more than fifteen minutes. This regulation really makes me unable to speak out. You said there was a system for going to the toilet, and you still wanted us employees to live a normal life. I feel a little nervous every time I go to the big toilet. After all, it still hurts to be fifty at a time. This is really a toilet that can't stop.

Then, we can't eat snacks in the company. I really don't want to say more about this. I understand that you are not allowed to eat anything with a bad smell. I am a little embarrassed to make a ban on snacks. You said that I am so tired at work every day that sometimes my tired fingers can't play the keyboard. If I don't have some snacks to recharge at this time, how can I get through it?

there are also green plants in the company, and our employees must water them, otherwise, if the plants die, one person will be deducted 2 wages. Do you think this rule is wonderful? It can't be more wonderful. Sometimes I don't know whether to care about plants or my work progress. After all, both sides are related to money. It's really hard to do!

The company also has a rule that you need to keep to the right when walking in the corridor. I'm really drunk. It is so strict to take a road, and it will not let our employees work well. There are really too many rules in the company.

these wonderful rules and regulations are really against the sky. Let our employees really be bound. It's always cautious in the company. I dare not make any big moves, for fear that I will accidentally violate any of the company's regulations and then be deducted from my salary.

We can only choose to adapt to the environment. There is no way. After all, we have to live!