The first time I raised a cat and sent a circle of friends to collect 40 funny copywriters.

It's the first time to raise a cat and send a funny copy to a circle of friends (Part I) 1. Cats always run after their tails, just as they can't forget the dust left in the past.

It is more difficult to meet a cat than a bosom friend. A cat will let you touch its fur.

Under the dim street lamp, a cat walked blankly. I wonder if it is as sad as a person walking under a street lamp.

This kitten is not special, just like other cats, but I like it very much. It has gray and white hair and is very shiny.

Cat is a fascinating creature, because it has a temperament that it looks down on you whether you are poor or rich.

6. My family used to have a lively and lovely cat. Its body is mainly black and there are some white hairs on its back. White and black match each other, which is very bright and beautiful. The kitten has a pair of bright eyes on its small and exquisite face, long and hard beards on both sides of its triangular mouth, and its slender tail is very imposing when walking. Its four claws are particularly sharp and are specially used to catch mice.

When the kitten found this sly mouse, its hair suddenly covered the whole body, only to see its front body raised, the cat hunched its back, its tail on the ground, its hind feet on the ground, and its eyes staring at the mouse intently.

8. Why do people who like cats and those who don't like cats have cats? I have no cat.

I like kittens in the zoo best. I also have a cat at home. The hair color of the head is black and white, the whole body is full of color, only the feet are white, just like wearing a pair of white socks, very beautiful.

10. The great charm of cats lies in their arrogant personality, careless attitude towards responsibility and aversion to honesty in exchange for rewards.

1 1. A cat that doesn't love home will eventually refuse to leave. That's what I do. You should not miss it again.

12. There is a kitten. It's small and its eyes are bright, as if it's always shining. The light it emits will make its owner feel its beauty all the time.

13. I am a lost kitten, waiting for the most suitable person to pick me up, give me sincere warmth, pet me like treasure, and live a quiet and beautiful life together. I am looking forward to it.

14. Keep a cat for a long time, and you will find that you will gradually become a cat's character. Like staying at home and sleeping.

15. If there is an afterlife, I would like to be a cat, lying carefree in the sunset and watching my life go by like this.

16. Sudden tears, thanks to Uncle Cat for accompanying me for years, and also thanks to those who updated Uncle Cat's status in Weibo.

17. It is my pet, but it is also my friend. Whenever I study and live, it is always by my side.

18. If my cat is not there to meet me, heaven will never be heaven.

19. Cats have real emotional loyalty. Humans often hide their feelings for some reason, but cats don't.

20. Its hair is gray-black, and black stripes are scattered from the top of the head and concentrated on the nose like flowers.

The first time I raised a cat and sent a funny copy to my circle of friends (Part II) 2 1. I like to stand in the sunset and look up at the sky; I like to let the lovely cat snuggle up at my feet and look lazy; I like you to look at the fruits of your labor happily.

22. In the mottled time, the black cat peeped at your and my memories with amber eyes.

Although Mr. Ha has been with me for two years and two months, I still want to say that I am really glad to have a cat!

This kitten has a round head and a pair of small pointed ears. Those big eyes always narrow into a crack during the day, but at night, they are like two shining gems, emitting a faint blue light. Usually, kittens are always lazy. They walk slowly without any noise. However, if you catch a mouse, it moves very fast, just like lightning.

25. Hold your hand and shovel shit until you are old.

26. How cold the world is. However, by staying with cats, the world can become beautiful and gentle.

27. A pet is when you are working, she is with you. You are depressed, she makes you happy!

28. The cat sleeps for half a day. Cats sleep for 14- 15 hours, and some cats sleep for more than 20 hours, so cats are called "lazy cats".

29. Usually, I like to lean against the window alone, enjoy the warm sunshine and watch the cat play alone in the sunshine. That feeling is comfortable and elegant.

30. Now I have a white cat with sky blue eyes. In the dark, the pupil glows like a ruby, which is very lovely and terrible.

3 1. Grandma has a lively and lovely kitten. Its clothes are brown and white. Seen from a distance, it rolls on the ground like a small brown ball.

32. I find that the more I like it, the more I learn to indulge, which is just the opposite of control! I have a cat problem, but I can't bear to have a cat. I'm afraid I can't raise it well, and I'm afraid it will leave me when it gets old!

33. Didn't you find some cat toys at home? There seems to be not enough to play with.

Every noon, when the warm sunshine shines on the earth, kittens like to lie on the lawn and bask in the sun lazily. They squint their eyes, stretch their limbs comfortably, turn over from time to time and yawn with their mouths wide open, as if they were asleep. When someone passes by, they just take a lazy look and then go to bed.

Everyone who has been in contact with cats for some time knows that cats are always patient with human impatience.

36. The bright eyes of the kitten are like two small black light bulbs, flashing.

37. Kittens like to play with wool balls. Whenever I bring wool, the kitten pounces on me at once. It turned out that he wanted to play with my wool ball!

38. "Meow ... Meow ..." My kitten spoiled me again. This kitten is cute, with yellow hair and bright light. Round eyes look bright. Cats' paws are usually hidden in the furry soles of their feet, and they only show their talents at critical moments. During the day, the kitten always lies beside my bed and sleeps squinting. No matter how you scream, it ignores it. It is lazy. At night, it can come back to life: staring at two light bulb eyes, flashing bright light, looking around like a patrol. If the kitten is hungry, it sometimes rolls on the ground, wraps its tail around my feet, and cries "Meow ……" to show its poor appearance. Sometimes I catch mice by myself, most of the time I return home with a full load, and occasionally I get nothing.

39. There is a very lazy kitten. She doesn't like walking. She always likes lying on the sofa and eating meat.

40. Cats have teeth as sharp as cones, a rough tongue and many barbs. Once the mouse is caught, the cat's claws will scratch and the cat's teeth will bite. In an instant, the evil mouse was heartbroken and bloody.

Excerpts from 40 sentences suitable for sending friends for the first time.

Sending the first salary is suitable for sending friends. A girl who quarreled and failed some time ago, WeChat sent a message telling me that she was getting married during the Dragon Boat Festival and asked me if I could go. I choose to play dead, not that I don't want to go. We haven't been paid for half a year. Besides playing dead, I can create chaos.

After the salary is paid, the treatment at home is different. Sure enough, the rich are all grandfathers.

I can't get the reward today without the help of my leaders and colleagues, and my achievements are also your credit. Thank you for your encouragement!

I went on a business trip for a week, and then I got paid …

I once heard a saying that happiness is health plus bad memory! I wish I was the first person to say this, because it is an absolute truth.

6. Hello, boss! I wonder if you forgot to pay me. I know you are busy and forget me. When do you think you can pay me? Last time I went to the hospital, I borrowed money from my colleagues. You see, I have no reason not to pay back the money when I get paid, do you think?

7. I have never given up my life. I gave infinite hope to my life, and I was impressed by my daily income!

8. Thanks to the leaders' careful cultivation during this period, which helped me a lot and improved my business level in an all-round way. thank you

9.？ What's the use of wearing 30 thousand clothes? It's only useful to dress 3 yuan clothes into 30 thousand yuan clothes.

10. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

1 1. Working for the person you admire most will make you want to get up in the morning besides the salary.

12. Is there any medicine that can cure strange diseases, and I want to spend money every time I pay my salary? I think I'm terminally ill.

13. Look at the jam in my circle of friends. I haven't been paid for three months! Eat fart, three friends get married in a row, and thousands are gone at once.

14. An inactive coward, I am a strong person in life, a surfer and a part-time college student in society.

15. It's my first time to work, the first time to compare with gold, and I secretly bought two pairs of shoes for my parents. Happy and excited, are my little lucky things in my life.

16.？ I can live without my boyfriend and money, but I can't live without you. It used to be difficult for sea water to touch water.

17. No matter what happens in the future, I want to thank you for coming into my life, bringing me beauty and happiness, and leaving me with memories that I will cherish forever.

18. Boss, if you are tired of scolding, drink a glass of water before scolding yourself. Remember to calm down and pay me.

19. Which way to go, Qianlu.

20.？ Before I get my salary, I always think about how to spend it. After I got paid, I suddenly found that I wanted to save money to buy a house.

Sending the first salary is suitable for sending friends. 2 1. Today, when I opened the client of China Merchants Bank, I accidentally found that I paid my salary in advance! Then, buy buy buys. ...

22. My husband's salary, which was just paid yesterday, disappeared last night. I'm going to get paid tomorrow, too. I'll pay the masons in one lump sum. It's really difficult to have a mortgage and decoration.

23. After I got my salary, I obviously transferred all my money to financial management. Why can't I restrain my desire to chop hands?

24. I can live by my face, but I must rely on my talent. I got paid today, and I decided to go back and cook!

25. I sincerely thank all my colleagues for growing up, fighting and working with these colleagues who love life and work! Thank you!

26.？ My super power is to spend it all within a week after I get paid.

27. Li Li, the shopkeeper: Seeing the gap, we will try our best to narrow it. Here, wages are not privacy, and publicity can be a driving force.

28.？ Money and power, no money and no heart, no love and no chance, no fate, divorce and separation.

29. A woman's salary is not a secret to her husband, but a man's salary is absolutely a secret to his wife.

30.？ You can figure out a person's money, a person's appearance, but never figure out his kindness to you, because if he doesn't want to be kind to you, then you have nothing.

3 1. Lala, salary, Lala, salary increase, although only 100 yuan, Lala, I am still very happy.

32. Please, making money makes you happy.

33. Will my salary be paid? The Spring Festival is coming soon. If I don't do this, I will give you a bad year.

It is an honor to work and study under your leadership in the past year. I wish you good health and all the best in the new year.

35. Home is a warm place. Try to get paid, give yourself some dependence, and make your life more emboldened!

36.？ Perhaps happiness is a bowl of mala Tang after you get paid, and finally you don't have to eat dirt.

Although there is no sweet love on Tanabata, the salary is also very good.

38. When your boss is in a good mood, for example, you just signed a big order, talk to him about your feelings.

39. The new year is about to begin. I wish friends and relatives a good harvest in love and career in the Year of the Tiger. Qi Fei will have a long vacation!

40. Laboratories are paid. I suddenly did a laboratory project and suddenly got paid.

Forty articles on the first trip to Xinjiang

When you have seen the most beautiful scenery in the world, your heart will be washed into a blank, free and quiet, because it soothes the uneasiness in your heart; When you taste the best food, you will get the greatest satisfaction, because it fills your emptiness. You heard the sound of your own heartbeat for the first time on the boundless seashore, and you felt steady breathing in the humid wind. How nice, over and over again ... you suddenly realize that you are still alive, and so truly alive-this is the meaning of travel.

2. The hardships on the road should be borne by one person, without encouragement and sharing. You can only tell yourself not to be afraid and learn to be strong.

3. Go as you say, brilliant and free.

4. Is it glorious to fight with this world for so many years?

Only one person can hear his own voice when traveling. It will tell you that the world is wider than you think. You can't live without an exit. You will find that you have a pair of wings and you can fly without anyone's permission.

6. The horizon of the traveler is the destination or home.

7. The distance is a worthwhile paradise.

8. In addition to geographical latitude, people and things in the time dimension are more addictive.

9. When traveling alone, whether walking in the street or among flowers, you can say to yourself: I am me, because there you don't have to hide your sadness or meet anyone with joy. It feels good to be yourself.

10. There are stars and moons to look forward to, and mountains and rivers to be romantic.

1 1. I hope you and I can work from nine to five and travel around the world.

12. You said you wanted to travel alone, but the return date was not agreed. Guitar sounds in the Adriatic Sea. You said you had a pale memory, but thank you for meeting me. I'm afraid you'll wake up alone in a foreign land at night.

13. Make hard days more comfortable.

14. I want to travel and see the outside world.

15. Life is like a play. Unfortunately, there is no rehearsal or replay, and when it comes to the end, you can't turn back.

16. I like life and listen attentively to all the perfection of nature. I like traveling, walking on simple roads and looking at what I can see. At this time, I am walking with freedom.

17. I want to travel, backpacking alone, traveling alone, witnessing the scenery along the way, taking a camera, taking pictures of the scenery along the way and recording the emotions along the way. That kind of life is what I want.

18. I like traveling, but I don't like traveling. Traveling, even sleeping on the side of the road, is just to see the outside world. Well, walk out of an unusual youth with your feet. Even if you are too tired to keep your waist straight, you will be happy in the sunset.

19. An interesting life is half fireworks and half mountains, lakes and seas.

20. Today, I went out to play! Go out to play happily and come back happily!

The first time I went to Xinjiang was 2 1. Life is like a trip, touching, sad, excited and depressed, with wonderful scenery and places that can't be just called scenery.

22. Strange to say, I won't blame you. You have the right to choose happiness ...

23. Living in this gentle world, the sun is strong and the water waves are gentle.

24. Looking forward to a wayward trip, it is best to have a distant and beautiful destination in the youth season, travel with the sun, and you.

25. Traveling alone, wandering in the mountains and rivers of my hometown. Before I leave, I have to deal with too many questions and puzzles: why are you alone? There is also a kind reminder: why not go far away! Kunming-catch a flower sea; Sanya-Go to the blue sky and blue sea. Just smile and stick to yourself without any explanation. No one knows whether this time is farewell or forever. In the future, I will go to many prosperous or desolate, distant or remote places, and I will often think of this trip, this mountain, this city and those people. ...

26. Either study or travel! Always have a body and soul on the road! We still don't know the name of the flower we saw that day, but we know that this flower is still blooming in the distance. ...

27. Occasionally stop for the unique scenery on the street, occasionally stop for the beautiful scenery of high mountains and flowing water, and occasionally be attracted by the beautiful scenery at a glance; Or walk into a deep alley, expecting to meet a girl with an oil-paper umbrella and a sad lilac in her hand; Or in spring, watch the flowers in northern Xinjiang break through the long winter and bloom enchanting; Or put down a river lamp with a wish by the river and wish everything well.

28. I think traveling needs loneliness, and it needs a person to slowly experience and think quietly. It's different from traveling. It needs a place with a little beautiful scenery, where one or several people can relax their tired mind or body together instead of giving themselves a simple chance. It seems that every corner of the world needs their feet to leave traces. This is life.

29. Talk on the grass and tell me about vilen in your heart.

30. Next, I want to travel. I will go to the place where you said you would accompany me.

3 1. Choose people who appreciate you, not those who need to please themselves.

32. Loneliness along the way washed away the lead in my heart. The man's travel injected agility into life. The left chest is no longer lonely, but the origin and essence of life are full of it.

33. The journey is still going on, and the process is difficult and lonely. I walked away alone with my luggage. The setting sun has lengthened my figure, but I am still wandering on the road of travel. Waiting for every passing car to take me further.

34. Without feeling the wonder of the world, how can we know what will change the world?

Although I have never crossed the Milky Way, I am still lucky to meet you.

36. I envy myself in others' circle of friends. I have travel and success. I am only responsible for praise!

37. The scenery collected during the trip is the best wealth.

38. I feel particularly relaxed. It seems that I can spend every moment of the journey easily, without burden and sadness, and all my bad emotions are not allowed to stop, otherwise I will fail this trip.

39. Enjoy the beautiful scenery of other places together.

40. Hiding in the corner to hide loneliness and heartless harm …

The first time you make money, your circle of friends is funny (40 sentences)

Making money for the first time, the circle of friends is very funny (Part 1) 1. Make money to buy things you like.

2. The greatest happiness in the past six months lies in: once the subsidy is given, we can go to eat hot pot again. It's time to get paid, and you can have tea again. Send the manuscript fee, and you can go to the movies again

Boss, you have repeatedly delayed my salary. Do you really force me to go to the labor bureau?

Thank you for your concern and care all the time, which has made me achieve today. I will definitely work harder and achieve better results in the future!

5. What is the fastest way to make money? A thoughtful question caused by monthly salary.

6. The satisfaction from a whole durian has realized the freedom of durian after paying wages.

7. Today is a good day. Heavy rain. When it comes to water, you have to pay and pay! There is another wave of money

8.？ After the salary is paid, the treatment at home is different. As expected, the rich are grandparents.

9.？ I feel poorer after I got paid. I don't know why.

10.？ This is a world of money.

1 1. Boss, I believe we are all good law-abiding citizens. Can you pay my salary as soon as possible? I hope I won't have any friction with the company after I leave my job.

12. A woman's salary is not a secret to her husband, but a man's salary is absolutely a secret to her wife.

13.？ The satisfaction from a whole durian has realized the freedom of durian after paying wages.

14. Thank you for your concern and support over the years. I will work harder in the future. I wish you good health and smooth work.

15. If I don't spend money this month, I can save a lot of money after I get paid next month.

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17. Try to make money for one day in the future. We can all say: it's good to have money! Instead of saying helplessly: it is good to have money!

18. I got my salary before I got off work yesterday. I really can't stop to visit Taobao.

19. the salary is like aunt ma, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

20.？ Before salary: I can't bear deep love, so I'm glad I'm a self-aware person. After payment: I can. Anything else?

The first time to make money in a circle of friends is funny (Part II) 2 1. I'm really happy to transfer money to my dad after I get paid. Then I returned the flowers and successfully became a poor man.

22. I once heard a saying that happiness is health plus bad memories! I wish I was the first person to say this, because it is an absolute truth.

Thank you for your concern, your help and everything you have done for me. Please accept my New Year greetings and wish you peace and happiness!

24.？ The most terrible thing is that after I got paid, I found that my savings were no different from last month.

25. When you get paid, you eat an apple for ten yuan, and after you get paid, you eat ten tomatoes for six yuan. Life is not easy, do it and cherish it.

26.？ I sprained my ankle when I went out to sit on the side of the road. Someone threw five dollars at me!

27. The harder it is for a person to earn money, the meaner he is. If he is generous to you, it means that you have a lot of weight in his mind.

28. I found that the living expenses before going to school were very high. I found that my boss is fiercer than my father. I found that the road of life is narrower than the sewer. I found that I was lighter than a balloon. Once my parents gave up, I couldn't even master how to float, let alone fly.

29. Being alive is more important than the Chinese New Year, getting paid is more important than getting the year-end bonus, performance is more important than getting paid, and the sense of accomplishment at work is more important than the money left in the pocket at last.

30. The richest man in a month is three days after his salary is paid, and then he returns to poverty.

3 1. I got paid today. As soon as I got the money, I ran to the bank to deposit it for him. One month is 1900 and one year is 19000. I can save 480 thousand in two years. You can pay the down payment in Chongqing.

32. A thousand words can't express my gratitude. I can only say that I have remembered it.

I only live for three days after I get paid. One day I eat delicious food, one day I buy cosmetics and one day I go shopping. Let's spend the rest of our lives together.

34.？ The richest man in a month is the third day after his salary is paid, and then he returns to poverty.

35. I got paid. What should I do? The first thing, of course, is not to improve food, but to buy gifts for my parents with my first salary.

36. Compare the salary with the company.

37. Before I get paid, I want to decide what to buy after I get paid.

38. After paying: It's cool to take a taxi. I took a taxi for half a month. Where's my money?

I always feel that money is not enough recently. The point is that I haven't bought a few clothes yet, and the money is gone. The good news is that I will get paid soon.

40.？ Today is a good day. My colleague said that my eyes sparkled after I got my salary.