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What are the legal jingles?

1. The jurisdiction should solve the case, find the public security, and the public security department is lenient, stealing, kidnapping, fraud, murder, arson and rape; If the criminal is an official, he will go to the procuratorate to file a case, corruption, bribery and dereliction of duty, and abuse his power to infringe on human rights. It is not possible to file a case directly, and he will pass the customs first at or above the provincial level; Insult, slander and abuse, violent interference and occupation, as long as there is no murder, no one cares if you don't go to court, don't insult and slander too much, endangering the country's national security; ?

The case of minor injuries, bigamy abandonment, the intellectual right of communication houses, and the manufacture and sale of fake and inferior commodities are not filed by the public security procuratorate. As long as there is evidence in hand, they should go to the court to take care of it; There are also some small organs, which are easy to handle just by looking at their names. Smugglers seek drugs from the customs, endangering national security, and the army only cares about military affairs, while prisons only care about criminals; Although the division of labor is different, the involvement of the case helps.

2. Level jurisdiction: the courts are in charge of trials, and the grass-roots courts are the backbone; Most criminal cases are handled, and life/death sentences are uploaded. The upper court is busy with the case, and it is not up to standard to return. The procuratorial organ has great power and will not return it after it is sent. National security and foreigners, the death penalty is returned to the Intermediate People's Court for life, and one person is guilty and uploaded. The whole case is connected with the pot. If the upper house thinks it is necessary, it can also condescend to try it; The two high courts are quite idle, they don't belong to themselves and don't try, the death penalty review is the highest, and the decentralization is quite chaotic.

3. Special limitation of civil action: one injury is not rented, and it is valid for two years; The third ring road is polluted, and there are two times in four years; Five-year life insurance can be extended for 2 years.

4. treaties take precedence, and international practice; Ability to act, can settle down; Real property right, the law; Contract disputes, if you don't choose, you will be confidential; The place of infringement, the law of the same country; The place of marriage, the court to leave; The relationship of support is the most intimate; The law of immobile movable property; The practice of foreign laws does not violate the public interest.

5. Being found, proven, accused, guilty of crimes, perjury and collusion, escaping and partnering for many times, not telling the truth and being unknown; The public security organ will carry out it, and the certificate will be issued at or above the county level, and the notice/interrogation will be given one day. If there is no problem, it will be released. Report to the procuratorate within three days, and make a judgment within seven days, which is usually 14 days at the longest and 37 days at the longest. Dare to arrest three certificates, three phases and one term of imprisonment, execute them one by one in batches, notify/interrogate them for one day, and issue certificates if they are not released properly.