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The touching story of the separation of gas workers' families.
Person: wife, husband and son.
Props: table, stool, telephone, towel.
Opening: The wife is doing housework and the son is playing beside.
Son: Mom, does dad know I'm sick?
Wife: I know!
Son: Then why didn't Dad come back to see me?
Wife: Dad is busy with work and has no time.
Son: Why is someone else's father not busy at work?
Wife: Because my father is a model worker and the monitor of the well station, now they are short of people in the well station, and my father has to take it off.
Do not leave, understand?
Son: I see, but I really miss my father.
Wife: The baby goes to bed first. When you wake up, dad will come back.
The wife continued to do housework while her son was away.
Husband: I'm back.
The wife continues to do housework and ignores her husband.
Husband: Hey, hey, hey, busy. Look what I brought back from the well station. (Put the fruit on the table)
Here, let me help you.
Wife: Step aside.
Husband: Where's my son? Shout loudly: my son and father are back.
The son ran up: Dad, why don't you come back? Mom and I miss you very much.
Husband: Come and see Dad. Have you recovered from your cold?
Son: I'll be fine when dad comes back.
Wife: Do you know you have a son?
Husband: Isn't this my son? (Give my son a kiss)
Wife: My son had an intravenous drip in the hospital yesterday. How many times did he call you? You said you couldn't come back. Just today.
Better. You're back. Hum!
Husband: I know it's hard for you. You have to worry about everything inside and outside the house, but I can't help it.
Say I'm not coming back?
Wife: I'm back. My son has a high fever. Have you been in charge all day? Do you look like a father? You know nothing about it.
Without our mother and son.
Son: Dad, mom seems to be angry. Be careful! (gesturing with his son)
Husband: son, go downstairs and buy a pack of cigarettes for dad.
The husband helped his wife sit down and tried to make out.
Husband: Well, don't be angry. We are different at the well site. You know, that Xiao Wang, he is old.
Grandma will have a baby in more than a month. She didn't come home for two months, so she called home.
Wife: What about you? After walking for months, I didn't even have a phone call.
Husband: Didn't you call me?
Wife; I called you, but did it help? I'm calling to tell you that my unit is sending me out to study.
Let you come back and live for a few days. what did you say ? I am a junior college student with a diploma. I will go next time. I said that my son and grandmother had passed.
On my birthday, I want you to come back with me. You let me be the representative alone. I said my son had a high fever, and you actually
Said it would increase resistance. Thanks to your words. I really regret that other people's homes are always raised by men.
I was really blind at first. How did I marry you?
Husband: Why do you talk like that? As you know, our first-line well station was short of people, and it was rectified in the first half of the year.
I thought there was nothing I could do.
Wife: You are the busiest person in the world, so let me ask you something. I met you in the street two days ago.
Dear Liu, he can take a vacation. Why can't you take a vacation?
Husband: Xiao Liu is in his thirties. This time, I finally found it. You said I was the monitor.
Can't it be a little human? At that time, you also had a crush on me, and you were self-motivated.
Wife: Only you are great! What about me? Who will understand me?
Husband: I don't understand you. I work hard to earn more money for my family. let you
Better life with your son.
Wife: The more you talk, the angrier I get. Look at Yu Xia who grew up with me. Her husband will make money.
Wear famous brands and take a bus every day. See what we wear and use at home. How dare you say that?
Husband: Then why don't you marry him?
Wife: You! Hey, you, asshole!
Husband: You can only marry me as a coolie in your life. I don't have the money to make you wear famous brands and ride a good car every day.
But I'm also trying to make your life better.
Wife: You still have a point. I'm telling you, it doesn't matter whether you are in this family or not. You'd better die outside. no
Come back before you upset me.
Husband: Then I can go.
Wife: Go, go at once!
Husband: You think I dare not?
Wife: If you leave, never come back.
Husband: I really have to go.
The wife pointed to the door: you! You!
The husband took the bag and threatened to leave.
The son took a puff at his cigarette: Dad, where are you going?
Husband: Your mother wants to kick me out.
Son: Dad, Dad, I don't want you to go.
Husband: I knew someone wouldn't let me go
The son ran to his wife and said, mom, don't drive dad away. I want dad. (The wife is crying with her son in her arms)
Husband:-wife!
The wife cried and said, you still know that I am your wife! ! !
The husband took his son: Go and get a towel for your mother.
Husband: Don't cry quickly. It's not good for my son to see it. I know I'm sorry. I was wrong about you. can
I made it clear to you when I got married. I am an oil worker, a first-line gas collector, and my job nature.
Decided that we couldn't be together every day like other couples,
Wife: You can't disappear for a few months, can you?
Husband: I will definitely make up the money I owe you for several months when I come back this time.
Wife: Who can believe you?
Son, take the towel.
The husband took the towel: come and wipe away the tears. I have a half-month holiday this time, so I will stay at home with you.
Tomorrow we will go back to my mother-in-law's house to make up for her birthday.
Husband: Son, will mom and dad take you to the zoo on Sunday?
Son: OK! I also want to eat McDonald's.
Husband: OK, let's go to McDonald's.
Wife stopped crying: You won't lie to us again, will you?
Husband: I dare not cheat anyone, nor can I cheat my wife?
Wife: glib!
Husband: Well, after the rain, it clears up.
Wife: Fuck you! !
The telephone rang.
Husband: Hello! Oh, manager, what can I do for you? -What? Ok, I'll leave right away.
Wife: What's the matter?
Husband: Xiao Wang's wife just fell down the stairs and said she was going to give birth prematurely. She has been taken to the hospital for emergency treatment.
Wife: Then let's go and have a look!
Husband: Yes, please go to the hospital for me at once.
Wife: What about you?
Husband: I must go back to the well site at once. The manager sent a car to pick me up.
Wife: No, you just got home and haven't had a sip of water.
Husband: Sorry, I really have to go. After Xiao Wang came down, there were only two new workers left in the well station. I don't
Rest assured.
Wife: Can't others go?
Husband: But everyone else has something urgent at home. In addition, if there is a safety accident, I will also bear the responsibility.
Wife: Can't you stay?
Husband: If you can't finish the task this year, you will get a bonus. Haven't you always wanted an automatic washing machine?
Really? I'm still waiting for the bonus to buy you one.
Wife: I don't want a washing machine. I just want you to stay home and be a husband and father for a few days.
The phone rang again. The wife reached out and held the phone, looked at her husband, hesitated for a while, and slowly removed her hand.
Husband answered the phone: hello, the car has arrived downstairs? Ok, I'll be right down.
The wife turned and walked down.
Son: Dad, aren't you taking me to the zoo?
The husband has tears in his eyes: OK, I'll take you when Dad is busy.
Son: Come on, dad, I'll miss you!
Husband: Listen to your mother at home. You are a man. You should help your father take care of his mother.
Son: I see.
The husband turned to leave and the wife took the bag.
Wife: Take these clean clothes and take care of yourself!
Husband: Thank you! !
The husband walked to the door, stopped suddenly, and turned to hug his wife and son.
Husband: I love you and this family! !
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