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What are Jiangsu students like in college?

In the same university, when you say that you are from Jiangsu, you always feel proud and helpless. Its long-term existence makes it rise to a cultural symbol or collective subconscious, which enables us to distinguish and find, reunite and start over when wandering around the country.

The following is the article. At that time, an article written by Jiangsu was cancelled because of your taste:

In 2008, Jiangsu implemented the 480-mark 3+2+ small college entrance examination model. Since then, Jiangsu examination papers, which have undergone many reforms, have been fixed for ten years in a bizarre way. After ten years of deep sleep, the youth of more than 3 million candidates is doomed to miss the 08 plan. After such a long time, we seem to have forgotten it, and there is still the possibility of change in Jiangsu volume.

Until 20 18, the news was announced, and people seemed to be at a loss. 202 1 Resume the college entrance examination. In ten years' time, the bristle, sadness, incomprehension, regret, nostalgia and complex emotions will soon dissipate with the end of the 2008 plan.

This article is dedicated to the 2008 college entrance examination plan.

About Jiangsu Volume, please remember one sentence:

When you feel lonely, just look at the space between your fingers and remember that it is the best place for my fingers.

20 17 Suzhou-Xichang town:

It's warm in Dong Fangshuo and mild in Liu Xiahui.

Wang Zengqi's Late Cui Wen Tan;

Hua Xieyu, birds sing, and there are languages everywhere in life.

20 18 college entrance examination composition questions:

To this end, he deeply admired: how good the weather in this town is!

Mr. Shi Tuo, postman:

Dark red dust and bright, hot springs are cold.

The Peach Blossom Fan hole:

Fish:

"You can't see my tears because I am in the water."

Water:

"But I can feel your tears because you are in my heart."

20 18 Suzhou Senior Three Zero Mode:

Who is the real hero in the vast sea of people?

Strangely poetic and clear, the door was covered with cold snow.

Wei Wu Ying: Visiting the King in the Palace in his spare time;

It's short, but it's long.

20 16 composition topic:

"My girlfriend is like Google, not because she knows everything, but because she has everything I am searching for."

The second mode of Suzhou-Wuxi-Changzhou town:

Openness prevented him from patronizing.

Who is He Rong?

Haven't you ever seen a river flow?

The origin of the master:

"How should I know?"

"You know."

"You, hum, go and see if there is any letter for that person!"

"Whose?"

"who! Who ah! Who ah! The one with the big picture in front of your desk! "

"Whatever you say!"

Saner couldn't help laughing when he saw that his flat face was pickled.

"Third, I will never go back to the city."

"Three children" Wang Zengqi:

The mountains are as quiet as ancient times, and the days are as long as small years.

I can still get drunk and good birds can sleep.

The taste of the world is often hidden, and time has passed.

I often get a sentence in my dream, but I forget it when I brush my pen.

20 15 Jiangsu Volume:

Finally, another November morning came. It was a winter morning with bare leaves and no birds. She couldn't stand up anymore, loudly say:

"This is good weather for making fruitcakes!"

Truman capote's Christmas memory:

Cangjiang Baishi Yuqiao Road is covered with rain at dusk.

Li Shangyin, The Visitor Who Never Meets a Hermit, has made two unique achievements.

Caution, caution, independence!

No one understood the meaning of that smile.

Hui Congwen:

The exclusive words of these Jiangsu volumes can no longer be seen.

Suddenly, they were put together, so beautiful!

Do you remember?

Perhaps, we are more familiar with this kind of spit.

Materialization, history and politics are not counted, and science is admitted as a liberal arts student (according to the survey in Qingbei, the best students in Jiangsu language come from science, while a large number of top students in mathematics come from liberal arts).

Every year in four years, every year in four years.

Before the college entrance examination, I thought you were an ancestor. After the college entrance examination, I found out that the examination institute was you. I just feel sorry for my ancestors.

After two years of three-year courses, you must study hard in the remaining year.

Finally, it is found that only Jiangsu has boundless love, and there is no protection policy in the province.

Learn the same knowledge and test different contents.

The Examinations Institute has always adhered to the psychology of benefiting the reunification of our province and the motherland.

So it's just that it's easy not to have a girlfriend.

Papers from other provinces,

The difference between trying and not trying,

The difference between what you can and can't do,

On the other hand, Jiangsu gave half the score and half the life.

I remember I once chatted with a professor at the University of Hong Kong. He asked, why are you only in your early 400 s in the college entrance examination, and everyone else is six or seven hundred?

I smiled and said that every province is different.

He suddenly asked in surprise, "Do you think this is fair?"

I froze, I think, I didn't want to understand this problem myself. What is fairness, or should the college entrance examination pursue fairness? Too many definitions, too many angles, this is a big policy question, what is simple, what is complex, and why? I have already dismissed such questions in a few words.

I only know that Jiangsu is really a victim of enrollment at present. There are more than a dozen students from Guizhou in HKU, including Peking University, Tsinghua and HKU, not to mention 985,265,438+065,438+0. When she said it, I could only praise it, but I cried for us and wanted to sigh. Perhaps, there are not so many people in Suzhou and Wuxi, or even in southern Jiangsu. And those who are blocked by such a small number of places are all excellent students I know very well.

Where have they all gone?

I don't know and I don't want to know, because I know the ending, and I know they deserve better.

I am a survivor of the college entrance examination in Jiangsu. I often think after scoring, what would happen if I were not blessed by God? Very scared.

Jiangsu's total score is only 480 points. In the case of three doors, it is too easy to explode and too easy to miss. My Hunan classmate made three mistakes in physics, made a big choice of three points, and still succeeded in getting it back. But in Jiangsu, this is a death sentence. The difference between C9 and 985 is also a lifelong regret.

I understand the university's consideration. When I was chatting with professors and enrollment teachers in Qingbei, they said, we know that Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai have strong abilities, but we are recruiting people in your Jiangsu. All the science students are good at Chinese, but the arts students are good at math. We don't want this either. They said that it even took them a long time to figure out how the 08 plan worked.

Yes, many people don't understand this plan, but our parents and teachers know it backwards.

After all, this is his only child.

Someone said: "In a sense, there is a pioneer voice in the protest against reducing conscription: parents think that I love my children and my country, but if the country doesn't love my children, I should strive to fight for my children."

However, behind this curse, the goodness of Jiangsu gradually emerged in comparison.

I don't know when it started, and the provinces that once published independently became national volumes; The topic of the composition is more and more concentrated. I can't see Anhui province saying: Please put the ladder horizontally when not in use, and I can't see the four cartoons of Guangdong province. On the contrary, better and more beautiful things are the Chinese dream and 2035.

However, Jiangsu, which has been criticized for its artistic male show, is still insisting.

I don't know why, I'm used to writing paragraphs for Jiangsu composition topics every year. After reading the provincial topics, I only feel happy and admire. Maybe I didn't learn the socialist core values well. I admit that no matter reading comprehension or composition topic, there is a problem of castrating literature because of word limit. For example, the memory of a Christmas last year, the full text of more than 7 thousand words simply deleted into 1 thousand words.

However, from another point of view, without these papers, many people would never have read them.

Most of the time, I bought Jiangsu's model test reading workbook, not to do it, but to read the beautiful works of famous writers in it when I was tired, so I got to know truman capote, Woolf, Fei Ming and so on. Even if there are no books to read, you can find the books the writer wants to read through the reading exercise set.

I will laugh at myself that drinking coffee is "a faint smell of nothingness and glitz" (living next door), and I will yell every Friday: "It's another morning without birds, let's order!" (A Christmas memory), talk about Zhuangzi and Park Bo Gum in class.

I didn't understand it until I went to college. The small college entrance examination system, with or without extra points, has given me a solid foundation in physics, chemistry and biology, which can be compared with science in other provinces. I can even calculate the double gene inheritance skillfully. A few days ago, when I was editing a baby, I could talk about retrovirus with people in a biological competition. I could know that the acting force and the reaction force are actually electromagnetic forces ... and my science classmates have been familiar with it for five thousand years.

Looking back at Jiangsu Volume 08, I think it is no exaggeration to say:

The regret of top students, the slaughter of mediocrity.

If you don't have any talent, or you are in a poor high school, it is the kind of despair that memorizing materials, reciting books and desperately brushing questions every day has no effect. Because the college entrance examination in Jiangsu is really serious, it will not have great effect. It may get you into the first grade, but you can't catch up with 985.

But a top student, from China, because he regards you as an 80-year-old candidate, and you are familiar with the four classical novels, the annotation of A Dream of Red Mansions saw Liu Wuxin who deviated from Li Yu. In order to write, you unconsciously met many famous writers and really fell in love with them: Borges, Calvino, Malamud, Hesse, Yukio Mishima and so on. Being in the Soviet Union, everyone around you has his own unique skills.

In order to get high marks in mathematics, you must be proficient in the most basic theories only available in many universities. For example, the essence of the 20 17 19 problem is the prime sequence in number theory, which involves the change of the second derivative this year. Compared with other provinces, English can really be better connected with English teaching after climbing out of the Qingming Riverside Map composed of CET-4, CET-6 and even TEM-8 reading.

However, all this is about to leave.

Jiangsu college entrance examination has even become a label for Jiangsu students. In the same university, when you say that you are from Jiangsu, you always feel proud and helpless. Its long-term existence makes it rise to a cultural symbol or collective subconscious, which enables us to distinguish and find, reunite and start over when wandering around the world.

In the form of One Hundred Years of Solitude:

Many years later, when Boquan sends his children to college, he will definitely think of the college entrance examination reform that took place when he was in primary school.

Du Mu wrote: I feel the dream of Yangzhou for ten years and get the name of a brothel.

Wei Wei, the founder, said: Every ten years, a roll of Jiangsu Dream will win the birth year of Bo China.

In fact, in the college entrance examination, the essence of each province is the same.

So, I can't help asking,

Behind the end of an era,

How many youth funerals and how many conscious praises are there?

Everyone has an answer, or no answer.

As candidates in Jiangsu province in 17, the number of students in Jiangsu province began to decrease this year, and this year more students were rejected by the university threshold. Not to mention Chinese composition. Many students cried when they came out, and cars came and went.

Maybe everyone likes to weigh Jiangsu in bulk, but I believe that every Jiangsu person who meets in college will be closely linked because of those who have done the same and unique entrance examination papers.

I wish you all a bright future!