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Laba during the seventh and eighth lunar months, the jackdaws froze to death, tongue twisters
The jackdaws froze to death in the twelfth lunar month of the twelfth lunar month;
The jackdaws froze to death in the twelfth lunar month;
The jackdaws squirted in the water, and two ghosts froze to death;
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Two ghosts stole oil and froze the old cow to death;
The old cow shouted and froze to death;
The old Taoist chanted sutras and froze the yellow eagle to death;
Yellow Eagle takes the rabbit and freezes the old rabbit to death.
Other tongue twisters:
1. The heron often falls in Changzhu and sings
Changzhu is clear and yellow, Changzhu is blue,
Heron Changzhu often sings.
The heron often sings Changzhu Cang,
The heron often sings Changzhu Huang.
2. Do the math
Lao Du and Lao Gu,
are on the road to prosperity together.
Lao Du raised rabbits,
Lao Gu raised deer.
Lao Du gave Lao Gu ten rabbits,
Both families had the same number;
Lao Gu gave Lao Du ten deer,
The Gu family is half of the Du family.
How many rabbits does Lao Du raise?
How many deer does Lao Gu raise?
3. Nail Stool
Pengpeng, Pingping and Pingping,
armed with hammers and small nails,
arrived Nailed stools for classrooms.
"Bang bang bang... bang bang bang..."
Ping Ping picked up the small hammer,
Ping Ping, Peng Peng arm stool,
Nail up the stools and let everyone sit down.
Pengpeng, Pingping and Pingping are all smiling.
4. The sun sets from west to east.
The sun sets from west to east. Listen to me sing an upside-down song.
There was no thunder in the sky, and rocks rolled uphill underground.
Camels will lay eggs in the river, and carp will build nests on the mountains.
The bitter heat in the twelfth lunar month makes me sweat, and the cold in June makes me shiver.
Cut leeks in the center of the Yellow River, and catch snails on Longmen Mountain.
I caught a snail that was bigger than the tank. I held the snail in my arms to see my grandma.
Grandma was crying in the cradle. She put down the snail and hugged her. Tongue Twisters Classic Tongue Twisters
1. My brother crossed the wide ditch with a basket on his back. He crossed the wide ditch quickly to see the strange dog. He just looked at the strange dog and buckled the melon basket, and the melon rolled into the basket and buckled the brother's strange dog.
2. Eight hundred pacesetters ran to the north slope, and the artillerymen ran side by side to the north. The artillerymen were afraid of touching the pacesetters, and the pacesetters were afraid of touching the artillery cannons.
3. The guillotine hangs upside down for a short single sword. The gangster steps on the stage to steal the single sword.
4. Old man An old man came from the south. He was holding a plate with eggplant in his hand, and suddenly it hit the peg. I hit the plate, spilled the eggplant, and broke the old man.
5. Mouth and legs. The mouth talks about the legs, and the legs talk about the mouth. The mouth talks about the legs and likes to run errands. The legs talk about the mouth and likes to sell the mouth. Just moving the mouth but not the legs, just moving the legs but not the mouth, would be worse than not having legs and a mouth.
6. Anyway, carry your purse on the train. Looking back, I saw man bites dog. He picked up a dog to hit stones, but he was afraid that the stones would bite his hand. There was a child named Xiao Du who went to the street to fight jealousy and buy cloth. I bought cloth, mixed it with vinegar, and looked back to see an eagle catching a rabbit. Put down the cloth, put down the vinegar, and went forward to chase the eagle and the rabbit. The eagle flew away and the rabbit ran away. Sprinkled vinegar and wet the cloth.
7. The elder brother and the younger brother sat in front of a slope. There was a goose lying on the slope, and a river flowed under the slope. The elder brother said: a wide river, and the younger brother said: a white goose. The geese have to cross the river, and the river has to cross the geese. I don’t know if it’s the geese crossing the river or the river crossing the geese.
8. The biggest characteristic of "tongue twisters" is that they are "tough to pronounce". It is a required course for learning language arts (such as cross talk, allegro, etc.).
It can exercise the mutual cooperation skills of people's "tongue", "lips" and "teeth", which is vividly called "oral gymnastics". Here is a selection of some of the earlier, more widely spread and classic tongue twisters, some of which are suitable for children to practice.
9. It is best to start practicing tongue twisters from childhood. Especially in dialect areas. The speed of practicing tongue twisters should be slow at the beginning, and the pronunciation must be accurate, and then gradually increase the speed.
10. The pole is long and the bench is wide. The bench is not as long as the pole and the pole is not as wide as the bench. The pole must be tied to the bench, but the bench does not allow the pole to be tied to the bench.
11. Put a big flower live toad in the big flower bowl. From the south came his eldest uncle’s dog with big tail and ears, and from the north came the dog from his second uncle’s house with second tail and ears. His eldest uncle’s big-tailed dog with tail ears bit his second uncle’s second-largest dog with tail ears; Tail and ears like a dog. I don’t know whether it was his eldest uncle’s dog with big tail ears and big tail that bit his second uncle’s dog with 2 tail ears first; or it was his second uncle’s dog with 2 tail ears that bit his eldest uncle’s dog first. Dog with big tail and ears.
12. The Lama and the Mute. From the south came a mute with a trumpet tied to his waist; from the north came a lama with a mammoth in his hand. The lama who was carrying the mammoth wanted to exchange the mammal for the trumpet of the mute who was wearing a trumpet; the mute who was wearing a trumpet was unwilling to exchange his trumpet for the lama who was carrying the mammoth. I don’t know whether the mute with the trumpet trumpeted the lama holding the mammoth; or the lama holding the mammoth hit the mute with the trumpet. The lama went home to stew the mammoth, and the mute played the trumpet
13. Nine and wine On September 9, nine wine fans got drunk. Nine wine glasses, nine glasses of wine, nine wine lovers take nine sips. After nine sips of wine, I poured nine glasses of wine. The nine wine lovers picked up the wine and took another nine sips of "gu dong, gu dong". Nine glasses of wine, nine sips of wine, after drinking nine glasses of wine, I become intoxicated.
14. A star in the sky, a piece of ice on the ground, an eagle on the house, and a row of nails on the wall. Looking up at the stars in the sky, ping pong ping ping -ping -ping's ice, ah ,hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhas.
15. Eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law. There are eighty-eight bamboo trees in front of the eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law’s door. Eighty-eight mynas want to stay on the eighty-eight bamboo trees in front of the eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law’s door. . The eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law did not allow the eighty-eight starlings to stay on the eighty-eight bamboo trees. The eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law sent eighty-eight men with golden bows and silver bullets to shoot the eighty-eight starlings. The eighty-eight starlings were not allowed to stay. I stayed overnight on the eighty-eight bamboo trees in front of my eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law's house.
16. The Cowherd falls in love with Liu Niang. The Cowherd falls in love with Liu Niang. Liu Niang misses the Cowherd. The Cowherd falls in love with Liu Niang in the Year of the Ox. Liu Niang misses the Cowherd every year. Love Niang misses her husband, loves her husband, misses her lover, whether or not she faints, I am busy in vain. There is a monkey lying in the tree, and a dog squatting under the tree. The monkey jumped down and hit the dog. The dog rolled up and bit the monkey. I don't know whether the monkey bit the dog or the dog bit the monkey. Tongue twisters
Tongue twisters are a great way to train your children's language. The children are very interested in tongue twisters and find them very interesting, thinking they are playing a game. In the process of tongue twisters, the child's lips, teeth, and tongue can be exercised, and his memory and reaction ability can also be improved, which is very beneficial to his future development and social activities.
1. Catching Rabbits A grandfather named Gu went to the streets to fight jealousy and buy cloth. I bought some cloth, made some vinegar, and looked back to see an eagle catching a rabbit. Put down the cloth, put down the vinegar, and went forward to chase the eagle and the rabbit. The eagle flew away and the rabbit ran away. Dispense the vinegar and wet the cloth with vinegar.
2. The little pig carried the hoe and walked away. The birds sang on the branches, the piglets turned to look, the hoe hit the stone, and the stone hit the pig's head. The piglet resents the hoe, and the hoe resents the pig's head.
3. White stone pagoda The white stone is white and slippery, so the white stone was moved to build the white pagoda. White stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda built on stone, white pagoda built on white stone. Build the white stone pagoda. The white stone pagoda is white and slippery.
4. Flowered ducks and colorful clouds. Colorful clouds are reflected in the water, and flowered ducks swim on the water. Xia means colorful clouds, and duck means Mahua duck. The Mahua duck swims into the colorful clouds, and the colorful clouds trap the Mahua duck.
I was so happy that Duck was so happy that I smashed Xia into pieces. I couldn't tell whether it was Duck or Xia.
5. Four and fourteen and ten, ten and four, fourteen and forty, forty and fourteen. The difference between four and ten depends on the tongue and teeth: whoever says forty is a thin mat, his tongue is not strong; whoever says fourteen is the right time, his tongue is not straight. Study seriously, practice often, fourteen, forty, forty-four.
6. Goose crossing the river, the elder brother and the younger brother sat in front of a slope. There was a goose lying on the slope, and a river flowed under the slope. The elder brother said: wide river, and the younger brother said: white goose. The geese have to cross the river, and the river has to cross the geese. I don’t know if it’s the geese crossing the river or the river crossing the geese.
7. Upside down, bite the milk, drink the bread, and carry the leather bag on the train. East and West Street, walking north and south, I saw people biting dogs when I went out. I picked up a dog to hit bricks, but I was afraid that the bricks would bite my hand.
8. Put beans in your pocket, fill your pocket with beans, and fill your pocket with beans. Pour out the beans, mend the broken bag, mend the bag, and fill the bag with beans again, filling the bag without leaking beans.
9. Dog and Monkey There is a monkey lying on the tree and a dog squatting under the tree. The monkey jumped down and hit the dog. The dog rolled up and bit the monkey. I don't know whether the monkey bit the dog or the dog bit the monkey.
10. There is a boat in the river. There is a white sail on the boat. The wind blows the sail and the boat moves forward. When there is no wind, the sail falls and stops the boat.
11. The soup is boiling on the pagoda. Old Tang served egg soup and climbed the pagoda on a stool, but because the stool was too slippery, the soup was poured on the pagoda to boil the pagoda.
12. Silkworms and cicadas This is a silkworm, that is a cicada. Silkworms often hide in leaves, and cicadas often sing in the forest.
13. Sixty-six cows Sixty-six-year-old old man Lu built sixty-six buildings, bought sixty-six baskets of oil, raised sixty-six cows, and planted sixty Six weeping willows. Sixty-six baskets of oil were piled in sixty-six buildings; sixty-six cows were tied to sixty-six weeping willow trees. Suddenly a gust of wind blew down sixty-six buildings, overturned sixty-six baskets of oil, broke sixty-six weeping willows, killed sixty-six cows, and seriously injured the sixty-six-year-old Lu. old man.
14. Appointment and name. An appointment is an appointment, and a person’s name is a person’s name. The name of the person appointed cannot be wrong. If the name is wrong, the appointment will be wrong.
15. Gun and chaff. There is a window on the wall, a gun on the window, and a basket of chaff under the window. The gun fell into the chaff, and the chaff buried the gun. The chaff needs a gun when it comes to the window, the chaff wants a gun on the wall, and the wall wants a gun on the window. If we don't give in to each other, the chaff can't drive away the gun, and the gun can't hit the windows or walls.
16. Ginkgo tree I passed by my uncle’s door and saw a ginkgo tree planted in front of my uncle’s door. There were hundreds of white turtle doves standing on the ginkgo tree, so I picked a hundred pieces. White stones, beat those hundreds of white turtle doves.
17. The good boy Zhang family has a little Yingzi, and the Wang family has a little pillar. The little Yingzi of the Zhang family dresses and washes her socks by herself, and sweeps the floor and wipes the table every day. The little pillar of the Wang family picked up a wallet and returned it to the aunt in the backyard. Xiaoyingzi, Xiaozhu, they are both good children.
18. Give flowers. Huahua has two red flowers, and Honghong has two yellow flowers. Huahua wants yellow flowers, and Honghong wants red flowers. Huahua gives Honghong one red flower, Honghong gives Huahua a yellow flower.
19. Leather shoes, cattail shoes, one leather shoe, one cattail shoe, leather shoe to mend cattail shoe, cattail shoe to mend leather shoe, leather shoe, cattail shoe, cattail shoe, leather shoe
20. Cat noses: white cats have black noses, black cats have white noses; black cats have white noses, and the white cats have black noses that are broken. Don't peel off the chaff to mend your nose.
21. Sheep and Wolf. A little goat came from the east, and a big bad wolf came from the west. They walked to the small bridge together. The little goat wouldn’t let the big bad wolf, and the big bad wolf wouldn’t let the little one. The goat and the little goat were called the big bad wolf and they let the little goat, the big bad wolf called the little goat and they let the big bad wolf, the sheep wouldn't let the wolf, the wolf wouldn't let the sheep, they all fell into the middle of the river with a plop.
22. Basins and Bottles There is a basin on the table, and there is a bottle in the basin. Bang bang bang bang, bang bang bang bang. I don’t know whether the bottle touches the basin or the basin touches the bottle.
23. Lotus and Toad One big pink lotus has a live toad lying on it, eight big pink lotus flowers have eight live toads lying on it.
24. Drawing a Lion There was a good boy who took a piece of drawing paper and came to the stone yard to learn to draw a stone lion.
Paint a stone lion once a day, and paint a stone lion ten times in ten days. I painted stone lions time and time again, and painted stone lions every day. The dead lions became living lions.
25. The little cat loves to draw. He first drew a wintersweet flower, and then drew a small trumpet. He took the wintersweet flower with him, blew the trumpet, and went home to see his mother. Her mother laughed when she saw it. Ha ha.
26. To build a house, pick up a small stone and draw a square grid on the ground. After drawing the grid, build a house. Draw a large square grid to build a big house. Draw a small square grid to build a small house. The house above is given to the pigeons, and the house downstairs is given to the rabbit.
27. Maomao and the cat Maomao has a red hat, and the cat has gray fur. Maomao wanted Maomao's gray hair, and Maomao wanted Maomao's red hat. Maomao gave the red hat to Maomao, and Maomao gave Maomao some gray hairs.
28. Put the black beans in the black bucket. Put the black beans in the black bucket. Put the black beans in the black bucket. Put the black beans in the black bucket. I don’t know whether to put black beans in the black bucket or black beans in the black bucket.
29. Cripple A lame man came from the north, carrying a bundle of pegs. A lame man came from the south, carrying a basket of eggplants. The lame man carrying the eggplant slapped the lame man carrying the eggplant. The lame man carrying the eggplant beat the lame man carrying the prong with an eggplant.
30. Seven stars in the sky, seven pieces of ice on the ground, seven lamps on the table, seven warblers on the tree, and seven nails on the wall. Bang, bang, bang, seven nails were pulled out. Oh shush oh shush to drive away seven warblers. Ping-ping-pong-pong-pong-pong tramples seven pieces of ice. A gust of wind came and blew seven lamps. A dark cloud covered seven stars.
31. Flowers and melons and vines bloom like trumpets. Children love the flowers and don’t want to pinch them. The melon vines bloom and the melons bear flowers. Without flowers, there would be no melons. To eat melons, you must love flowers. If a child loves flowers, he also loves melons.
32. My mother scolded the horse for planting hemp. I went to herd the horse and the horse ate hemp, so my mother scolded the horse.
33. Uncle Bai’s family. There is an uncle in Bai’s family on Beichan Slope. He keeps one hundred and eighty-eight white geese at home. There are one hundred and eighty-eight ginkgo trees planted at the door, and there is a tree living on it. One hundred and eighty-eight starlings. The starling was eating ginkgo on the ginkgo tree, and the white goose screamed angrily: I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
34. There is a Hammer Kuaihammer to the east of Bizhui Lu, and a Hammer Kuaihammer to the west of Luzhui. The two came to compete. I wonder if the Hammer Kuaihammer is faster than the Hammer Kuai Hammer? Or is hammering faster than hammering faster?
35. Nest and pot. There is a nest on the tree and a pot under the tree. The nest falls and hits the pot. Both the nest and the pot are broken. The pot needs the nest to pay for the pot, and the nest needs the pot to pay for the nest. It has been a long time. , I don’t know whether the pot should be compensated for the nest, or the nest should be compensated for the pot.
36. Qinglong Cave The dragon in the Qinglong Cave is dreaming, and the Qinglong is dreaming of coming out of the dragon cave. It has been a dream for thousands of years, and the dragon is trapped in the deep cave. Since the new Yu Gong came, Yu Gong opened the Qinglong Cave, and dragons emerged from the Qinglong Cave, and the dragons went to the farmland to work as agricultural workers.
37. Guoguo Duoduo and brother, sit down and divide Guoguo. Brother, let Duoduo, let brother Duoduo. Everyone said I wanted to be small, and grandma was happy.
38. Xiaomao and the tabby cat. Xiaomao hugged the tabby cat. The tabby cat scratched the tabby cat with its claws. Xiaomao patted the tabby cat with his hands. The tabby cat scratched the tabby cat. The tabby cat scratched and the tabby cat hurt. The tabby cat cried. The tabby cat meowed and the tabby cat let go. He killed the tabby cat, and the tabby cat ran away from Xiaomao.
39. Planting winter melons in the east gate of Tong’s family, Dong’s family, Tong and Dong’s family, both grow winter melons. The Tong’s family knew that the Dong’s winter melons were big, so they came to the Dong’s family to learn how to grow winter melons. The Dong family of Mendong know how to grow winter melons, so they came to teach the Tong family of Dongmen how to grow winter melons. Both the Tong family and the Dong family know how to grow winter melons, and the winter melons grown by the Tong and Dong families are bigger than barrels.
40. Uncle Liu and Uncle Liu, Uncle Liu and Uncle Liu, lent them six buckets and six liters of green beans. After finishing the harvest, catch the beans and return six buckets and six liters of green beans to your six uncles and six uncles.
41. There is a vine on a high mountain, and a copper bell is hung on the head of the vine. When the wind blows, the vines move and the bells move; when the wind stops, the vines stop and the bells stop.
42. Mavericks paid for oil. Mavericks went to play ball after school and kicked down a bottle of oil from Lao Liu. Mavericks went home to get the oil, apologized to Lao Liu and compensated for the oil. Lao Liu didn’t want Mavericks to return the oil. , Mavericks insists on returning the oil to Lao Liu, Lao Liu praises Mavericks, Xiaozhi shakes his head, do you think Lao Liu wants Mavericks to return the oil, or does he want Mavericks to stop oiling?
43. Tree Planting Old Gu Da Gu and Xiao Gu walked out of the house carrying hoes and planting trees.
Heavy fog covered the canyon, and the fog covered the road like gray. Big Gu paid attention and called Xiao Gu. Lao Gu carries the hoe and carries the tree, fulfilling his duty by planting trees in the fog.
44. Shoulder pole and bench: The bench is wider, the shoulder pole is longer, the bench is wider than the shoulder pole, the shoulder pole is longer than the bench, the shoulder pole should be tied to the bench, the bench does not allow the shoulder pole to be tied to the bench, the bench must allow the shoulder pole Tied to the bench.
45. There is a basket in Nannan. There is a basket in Nannan. The basket holds the plates, the plates hold the bowls, and the bowls hold the rice. Nan Nan flipped over the basket, the basket dunked on the dishes, the dishes hit the bowls, and the bowls scattered the rice.
46. Birds and Cats There is a bird in the tree and a cat on the ground. The cat on the ground wants to bite the bird on the tree, and the bird on the tree wants to peck the cat's fur.
47. Jiang, Qiang, Yang, and Sheep. The Jiang family built a wall. The Yang family raised a sheep. The Yang family sheep knocked down the wall of the Jiang family. The wall of the Jiang family crushed Yang to death. The Jiang family wants the Yang family to pay for the wall, and the Yang family wants the Jiang family to pay for the sheep.
48. The fat baby carried a small basket of sunflowers and castor beans and came to the garden to collect sunflowers; Xiaohua carried a small basket on her shoulder and went into the garden to collect castor beans together. The sunflowers planted by Fat Boy have large flower pots, while the castor plants planted by Xiaohua are densely packed. Xiaohua went to help Fat Boy pick sunflowers, and Fat Boy went to help Xiaohua collect castor beans. Xiaohua and Fatty collected sunflowers and castor beans to offer to the country.
49. The four old men, Mr. Guo, Mr. Luo, Mr. Bi, Mr. Bai, and Mr. Guo, Luo, Bibai, made an appointment to buy water chestnuts in the north of the city. They bought them and peeled them at the water chestnut pavilion. The water chestnut shell poked the four old men. foot.
50. I have a dog. I have a dog with a tail. The dog was trembling as he walked. I don't know if it was the dog dragging him or the dog dragging him.
51. The crow said the pig was black. The crow stood on the black pig's spine and said the black pig was black. The black pig said the crow was blacker than the black pig. The crow said that its body was darker than the black pig, but its mouth was not black. The black pig laughed after hearing this.
52. Niu Niu and Niu Niu Niu Niu wanted to eat the willows by the river. Niu Niu protected the willow and wanted to drive the cows. Niu Niu turned around.
53. The gray cat chases the flowers and birds. The gray cat jumps. The flowers and birds chirp. The gray cat listens to the flowers and birds chirping. The flowers and birds watch the gray cat jump. The gray cat jumped up to catch the flowers and birds. The flowers and birds were afraid of the gray cat and ran away.
54. The Eagle and the Cat There was an eagle on the tree and a cat on the ground. The cat on the ground wanted to take away the eagle on the tree. The eagle on the tree pecked the cat's hair, and the eagle scared the cat away. The cat drove away the eagle.
55. Two geese Two geese by the river crossed the river together; the white goose went to gather grass, and the black goose came to build a nest. The north wind blows in winter, and the grass nest is so warm. Living in the grass nest, oh, sing a song.
56. Beard rides a donkey. Beard rides a donkey. The camel picks up snails. Beard knocks over the camel’s snail. The camel drags Beard’s donkey. Beard goes to beat the camel picking snails. The camel comes and beats Beard riding the donkey. , The beard hits the hunchback, the hunchback hits the beard.
57. Going to the fruit market Four children went to the fruit market, holding four small baskets. I bought ten small persimmons for 44 cents. Four children went out to the fruit market and picked up forty pebbles. When we get home, we eat persimmons and play with stones after eating them.
58. Fish farming: A large canal can support big fish but not small fish; a small canal can support small fish but not big fish. It rained day after day, and it rained day after day. Water from a large canal flows into a small canal, and water from a small canal flows into a large canal. There are small fish but no big fish in the big canal; there are big fish but no small fish in the small canal.
59. White Cat and Black Cat There is a white cat in the temple and a black cat outside the temple. The white cat in the temple calls the black cat outside the temple a greedy cat, and the black cat outside the temple calls the white cat in the temple a lazy cat.
60. Hanging Birds Two pairs of hanging birds hang upside down on the beam, and two pairs hang upside down in the mud. I feel sorry for the two pairs of hanging birds on the beam, and I miss the two pairs of hanging birds in the mud. I feel sorry for the two pairs of hanging birds in the mud, and I miss the two pairs of hanging birds on the beam.
61. Eat oranges, eat oranges, peel the oranges, and throw the orange peels in the trash can. Don’t eat oranges, don’t peel the oranges, and don’t throw the orange peels in the trash can.
62. Watching Doudou, little Niu Niu is walking around in a circle, looking at Doudou by the Niutou ditch. Suddenly, she hears a cry from the ditch to catch the cow. Niu Niu is afraid that Niu Niu will step on Doudou, so she holds on to Niu Niu tightly without letting go.
63. On the trail, Xiao Wang’s ginger knocked over Lao Yang’s vat, and Lao Yang’s vat knocked over Xiao Wang’s ginger. Xiao Wang put down the ginger and went to help Lao Yang's vat, and Lao Yang put down the vat to help Xiao Wang pack the ginger.
64. Is it lights or stars? The sky is full of stars, the ground is full of lanterns, the sky is full of stars, and the mountains are full of lanterns. The stars reflect the lamp, and the lamp reflects the stars. I can’t tell whether it’s the lamp or the star.
65. Lili and her brother. A little brother came to Lili’s house. The younger brother asked Lili to come out to play games. Lili and her younger brother couldn’t decide whether to play games or toys.
66. Beijing and Tianjin, Tianjin and Beijing, have two pronunciations: Tianjin and Beijing. One is the front nasal sound, the other is the back nasal sound. If you can't tell the difference, please listen carefully.
67. Fat pigs and fat rabbits. Xiao Su wants to feed the pigs, and Lao Lu wants to raise rabbits. Lao Lu knows how to feed pigs, and Xiao Su knows how to raise rabbits. Lao Lu taught Xiao Su how to feed pigs, and Xiao Su taught Lao Lu how to raise rabbits. Rabbits are as fat as pigs, and the yard is full of fat pigs and fat rabbits that cannot be contained.
68. The four heads have the sun in the sky, stones in the ground, tongues in their mouths, and stoppers in the mouth of bottles. There is a sun in the sky, not a stone; there is a stone in the earth, not the sun; there is a tongue in the mouth, not a plug; in the bottle, there is a plug, not a tongue.
69. Dog and Monkey Crossing the Bridge A dog came from the east of the bridge, and a monkey came from the west of the bridge. We met at the bridge and ran back. The monkey turns around to look at the dog, and the dog turns around to look at the monkey. Is it the monkey that is afraid of the dog, or the dog that is afraid of the monkey?
70. Artificial God? God created man? Ningning and Chengcheng went to see the Goddess of Mercy. Ningning said it was a man-made god, Chengcheng said it was a god who created man, Ningning said he was not convinced by Chengcheng, and Chengcheng said he was not convinced by Ningning. Let's go together and ask Aunt Gao whether God created man or man-made God?
71. To comb your beard, there is Su Huzi in Suzhou, and there is a beard comb in Huzhou. Hu Comb bought an ax to make a comb, and Su Hu bought a comb to comb his beard.
72. Astringent Persimmons and Stone Lions There are forty-four astringent persimmons on the tree, and forty-four stone lions squatting under the tree; forty-four stone lions under the tree want to eat the four fruits on the tree. Fourteen astringent persimmons; the astringent persimmons do not allow the stone lion to eat the astringent persimmons; the stone lion insists on eating the astringent persimmons.
73. White Temple, White Cat Mountain There is a white temple, and there is a white cat on the ground. The white-haired old man dropped a white hat, and the white cat ran into a white temple with the white hat in its mouth.
74. Catching Geckos Li Hu catches geckos. It is originally a tiger catching a tiger. Li Hu is full of people in the house, but the gecko does not dare to bite Li Hu, and Li Hu cannot catch the gecko.
75. Pears and Plows Use a plow to cultivate the land, and eat pears when you are thirsty. The pear fell to the ground and was covered in mud. Don't throw away the pears, just wash off the mud.
76. Learn to pinch a pear. There is a pear on the plate and a piece of plasticine on the table. Xiaoli learned how to squeeze pears with clay. She watched the pear hands knead the mud and compared the real pears with the fake pears.
77. Sanniang looked for goats. Sanniang put three goats on the mountain. The three goats climbed over the mountain ridge. Sanniang climbed over the mountain ridge to find the three goats. Three goats were hiding next to a cedar tree. Sanniang found the three goats.
78. The four yangs of southeast, northwest and east are Xingyang in the west and Xianyang in the west and Hengyang in the south and Fenyang in the north.
79. Patch trousers with a piece of coarse cloth and a pair of denim trousers. My brother mended the trousers in his house and made the stitching by himself. Coarse trousers are patched with coarse cloth, and coarse cloth is patched with coarse trousers. My brother puts on coarse trousers and remembers hardship and simplicity.
80. Grocery shopping Xiao Ai and Xiao Dai go shopping together. Xiao Ai gave a pound of vegetables to Xiao Dai, and Xiao Dai had twice as much vegetables as Xiao Ai; Xiao Dai gave a pound of vegetables to Xiao Ai, and Xiao Ai and Xiao Dai had the same amount of vegetables.
81. One person here picked a bunch of bottles. There was a man over there carrying a load of basins. The bottle knocks against the basin, and the basin knocks against the bottle. Sell ??bottles and buy pots to compensate for the pots, sell pots and buy bottles to compensate for the bottles. A bottle cannot be compensated for a basin, and a basin cannot be compensated for a bottle.
82. Distinguish between Jin Jingjing Xiaojin went to Beijing to see the scenery, and Xiaojing went to Tianjin to buy gauze and see the scenery with his eyes and a telescope. To buy a gauze scarf, bring cash. When you arrive in Tianjin, go into the store. To buy a gauze scarf, use cash. Look at the scenery with your eyes. You must distinguish between scarf, gold, eyes and scenery.
83. Flower frogs and flower frogs are called guagua. When you look at watermelons in the watermelon field, the watermelons praise the flowers on the back of the frog, and the frog praises the watermelons for growing big.
84. Ma Zi Yao Grandpa of the Ma family walked to the door of the mother-in-law of the Ma family carrying a pair of Ma family's forks. A pair of mahua dogs belonging to the mother-in-law of the Ma family bit open the mahua mouth of the grandpa of the Ma family. The mother-in-law of the Ma family brought hemp needles and twine to mend the hemp stitches of the Ma family's grandfather.
85. The moon goes, the moon goes, so do I. I carry a bamboo basket for the moon. I put beans in the bamboo basket and give them to the little monkey on the moon. The little monkey eats the beans and grows meat. .
86. To draw a gourd, Hutu uses a pen to draw a gourd. The gourd is really confused, and confusion cannot be counted as a gourd. You have to draw a gourd without being confused. Hutu is determined not to be confused, and draw a big gourd.
87. Eat water chestnuts. Water chestnuts have skin and mud on the skin. Wash off the mud on the skin of the water chestnuts, peel off the outer skin of the water chestnuts, Xiaoli, Xiaoyi and Xiaoqi eat the water chestnuts happily.
88. Mountaineering Xiaosan went to climb a mountain; he went up and down the mountain, and he went down and went up again; he climbed the mountain three times, ran three miles and three miles, broke out in sweat, and wet three shirts. Xiaosan shouted loudly on the mountain: Li Tian Only three feet three!
89. For dead lions, I said four stone lions, but you said ten paper lions. A paper lion is a dead lion, and a stone lion cannot be torn apart. If you want to understand these words clearly, you must read forty stones to be torn apart.
90. Count a tiger on the mountain, a deer in the forest, a pig on the roadside, a rabbit in the grass, and a mouse. Count them, one, two, three, four, five, tiger, deer, pig, rabbit, mouse.
91. Bald Girl A bald girl came from the south, carrying a broken bucket on her arm, with a pile of sheep bones in it. She reached for the bones and put them in her mouth to gnaw the bones. There was a broken brick in the ground, which tripped the bald girl and scattered the sheep bones.
92. When the oil tank hits the bean basket, the beans get mixed with oil, and when the tank hits the basket, the beans get the oil, and the oil gets the beans for the oil. There is a tank of oil on the wall, and a basket of beans under the wall. There is a ping-pong sound, and the oil tank hits the basket of beans.
93. Ginkgo Fruit I passed by the gate of Bai's house. There was a ginkgo tree in front of Bai's house. There were ginkgo fruits on the tree, and a white myna rested on the ginkgo tree.
94. There is a small flower drum on one side, and a tiger is painted on the drum. Mom used cloth to patch it up. In the end, is it the cloth that mends the drum, or the cloth that mends the tiger?
95. Change the mottled bamboos. There are dried mottled bamboos in the mottled bamboo forest, and there are dry Baogu in the Baogu forest. The three tigers of the Pan family walked into the Baogu forest and broke off a load of dried Baogu. When they returned home, they passed by the mottled bamboo forest and exchanged three pieces of dried mottled bamboo. Funny Tongue Twisters
1. Find three objects easily, such as three cups. When you tap the first one, ask your partner to say "forget", tap the second one to say "love", and tap the third one to say "love". Say "water", euphemistically testing your partner's reaction speed, and then knock the first one repeatedly. If your partner keeps saying "forget, forget, forget, forget, woof, woof, woof, woof," "Wow..." Haha, the effect has come out.
2. Old Luo pulled a cart of pears, and Old Li pulled a cart of chestnuts. Lao Luo is called Dali Luo, and Lao Li is called Li Dali. Old Luo La pulled pears to make pear wine, and Old Li pulled chestnuts to exchange for pears.
3. Lao Qi wanted to sell fish, but happened to meet Lao Lu going to fetch a donkey. Lao Qi wanted to use Lao Lu’s donkey to carry fish. Lao Lu said that Lao Qi wanted to use my old Lu’s donkey to carry fish. You have to give me the fish. Otherwise, don't use my old Lu's donkey to carry the fish. The two of them fought so hard that they missed going to the market.
4. Two pairs of hanging birds hanging upside down on the beam, and two pairs of hanging birds hanging upside down in the mud. I feel sorry for the two pairs of hanging birds on the beam, and I miss the two pairs of hanging birds in the mud. I feel sorry for the two pairs of hanging birds in the mud, and I miss the two pairs of hanging birds on the beam.
5. The crow stood on the back of the black pig and said that the black pig was black. The black pig said that the crow was darker than the black pig. The crow said that its body was blacker than the black pig but its mouth was not black. The black pig laughed after hearing this. Hey hey hey hey.
6. When a mouse meets a tiger, the tiger bites the mouse. The mouse hides from the tiger. The tiger cannot bite the mouse. The mouse hides from the tiger.
7. There are eighty-eight bamboo trees in front of the eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law's door. Eighty-eight mynas want to stay on the eighty-eight bamboo trees in front of the eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law's door.
The eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law did not allow the eighty-eight starlings to stay on the eighty-eight bamboo trees. The eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law sent eighty-eight men with golden bows and silver bullets to shoot the eighty-eight starlings. The eighty-eight starlings were not allowed to stay. I stayed overnight on the eighty-eight bamboo trees in front of my eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law's house.
8. One and a half cans are half a can, two and a half cans are one can; three and a half cans are one and a half cans, four and a half cans are two cans; five and a half cans are two and a half cans, Six and a half cans are three full cans; seven, eight, and nine and a half cans, please calculate how many cans they are.
9. From the south came his eldest uncle’s dog with big tail and ears, and from the north came the dog from his second uncle’s house with second tail and ears. His eldest uncle’s big-tailed dog with tail ears bit his second uncle’s second-largest dog with tail ears; Tail and ears like a dog. I don’t know whether it was his eldest uncle’s dog with big tail ears and big tail that bit his second uncle’s dog with 2 tail ears first; or it was his second uncle’s dog with 2 tail ears that bit his eldest uncle’s dog first. Dog with big tail and ears.
10. Grandma is annoyed with old grandma, and old grandma is annoyed with grandma. Grandma is angry, old grandma is angry, old grandma is not angry, grandma is not angry.
11. My elder brother is Lu Lu and my younger brother is Zhu Zhu. Lu Lu and Zhu Zhu went to the street to buy vinegar. Lu Lu said acetic acid, and Zhu Zhu said vinegar was bitter. The two brothers chased each other across the road, soaking their clothes and pants, and they were so sour that they vomited.
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