Can you tell me your New Year message?

May good luck be like a landmine that you step on from time to time; misfortune be like a meteor shower that can never hit you; may wealth be like garbage that can be picked up everywhere; may happiness be with you all your life and stare at you like a fly. You don’t let go.

I wish: The leader will favor you, the police will let you go, the court will face you, your career will be with you, your wife will be with you, you can eat and drink as you please, your wealth will protect you, and you are the only one who will win the lottery! I entrust the most adorable mosquito to find you, and it will tell you that I miss you very much, and ask it to kiss you for me, because I can’t get close to you. I hope you don’t use mosquito coils and mosquito killers, because it will kiss you for me. I send you many "red envelopes". It’s the holidays, I’m not going to give you too much, just give you 50 million: Be happy! Be healthy! Be safe! Be content! Never forget me! happy holidays! Sending you a good mood - no matter how watery the sea is, how great the mountains are, no matter how many legs the spider has, no matter how spicy the chili pepper is, no matter how evil Osama bin Laden is, or how tired the United States is, in short you are the most beautiful, and you will never regret being happy. ! Let me tell you seven ways to live happily: 1. Care about me more; 2. Think of me more; 3. Take care of me more; 4. Pamper me more; 5. See me more; 6. Send me more messages; 7 .The most important thing is to recognize such a lovely me! The night is like wine, the cold wind gently blows the willows, and the chrysanthemums have been blooming for a long time. Where are you running? The weather has been cold for a long time. Have you put on more clothes? If dogs are not allowed in the city, will their owners beat you? Please call me if you are safe, so that I won’t worry about you——Master. The New Year is approaching. For the sake of the earth's environment and resources, please consciously reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards. You can fill in the congratulatory message with a pencil on the large-denomination RMB and send it to me! Thank you for your support of environmental protection! I wish you happiness! I haven’t seen you for a while and I’m wondering, are you feeling well lately? It’s been a hard year’s work, don’t forget to put on some clothes when it’s cold! Although you are a white-eyed wolf, I will keep you in mind! It’s okay to have nothing to do anyway, just feed the cat some food! The sun rises in the East China Sea and sets in the West Mountain. There is a day of sorrow and a day of joy. When things happen, you don't get too horny, and you are comfortable and your heart is comfortable. Chat with your friends often, both in ancient times and today. It is not that gods are better than gods. May you be happy. A whole year. Best friend! When I get rich: I will use XO to flush your toilet, use US dollars to light cigarettes for you, buy 999 roses for you to bathe, find Pearl Princess to be your maid, use KFC to feed you fat, and then Use Boeing to send you to the slaughterhouse... You were wanted on New Year's Eve. Your crimes are: 1. Being too kind to your friends and being loyal enough; 2. Having a youthful face and a bright smile. This court’s current ruling is as follows: You will be my friend for the rest of your life without the possibility of appeal! I hold Harry in my hand. Potter's magic wand, sincerely pray: I will turn all happiness into cream, knead all blessings into chocolate, and make eternal happiness into cake... I will crush you! Happy New Year! There are four types of people you should pay attention to when drinking during the New Year: those with red faces, those with pigtails, those who keep quiet, and those who carry pills. In the new year, do you want to stand out? Do you want to get rich? Do you want to honor your ancestors? Do you want to be rich and wealthy? Do you want to make a name for yourself? Do you want to get promoted and make a fortune? Do you want good luck to shine? Stop thinking nonsense and go to sleep! In the new year, I am determined to do three big things for the people of the country: 1. Build an elevator for Mount Everest; 2. Lay ceramic tiles on the Great Wall; 3. Install reverse gear on airplanes; Do three small things: 1. Put on gloves for flies ; 2. Wear a mask for mosquitoes; 3. Feed you feed. There are great gifts and surprises waiting for you during the Spring Festival. Edit the text message "I want to treat you to dinner" to 138XXXXXXXX (the number of the guy who sent the text message, of course), and you will have the opportunity to get the genius' autograph and take a photo with you.

This is a rare opportunity, act quickly! Considering that in the next few days, there will be overwhelming messages of blessing blocking the network, I, the invincible super genius in the universe with ideals, vision, and extraordinary wisdom, wish you in advance: Happy New Year! From now on, I will only love you. I will pamper you. I will not lie to you. I will do everything I promise you. Every word I say to you is sincere. I will not bully you, beat you, or scold you. Believe in it. Me, if someone bullies you, I will help you as soon as possible. If you are happy, I will accompany you to be happy. If you are not happy, I will make you happy. I will always think that you are the most beautiful. I will see you in my dreams. In my heart, there is only you! In the new year, I wish you good health and may you lose all your teeth; have a good trip, but you may disappear along the way; may you go well all the way, but may you fall down along the way; may you be happy every day, but may you always be abnormal; may you always smile, and may you deserve it! Because of you, I believe in fate; because of you, I believe in fate; maybe all this is destined by God, pulling us both. I really want to say...what evil did I do in my previous life! Money is a useful thing, but it will only bring you happiness when you feel content. So you should give me the extra money, then we both will be happy! The gentle breeze is blowing, March is full of spring, the grass grows in the south of the Yangtze River, the water in the north of the Yangtze River is warm, the plum blossoms are fragrant outside the mountains, the willow trees are soft, it is the season for outings and fragrance. In fact, what I want to say is... The New Year is here, the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, when will you invite me? Have a meal? I wish you a wonderful holiday in the New Year: drinking until you no longer recognize each other, smoking cigarettes until we die together, playing mahjong until day and night, dancing until you are exhausted, and bragging until you don’t believe it. I wish you a happy new year: a high position but little responsibility, plenty of money and few things to do and being close to home, sleeping until dawn every day, cramps in your hands when you get your salary, and a raise for others working overtime! The memory of the mobile phone needs to be updated for the New Year. The address book is being deleted and all information will be lost. Please wait... I heard that you are going to be a guest at our house during the Chinese New Year. My brother will pick you up on my behalf. In order to confirm your identity, please take two high-quality cigarettes in your left hand and two bottles of Maotai liquor in your right hand. New Year's Couplet: As time goes by, people become thinner, and we have eaten enough steamed buns and porridge. I didn’t enjoy the shark fin and bird’s nest, it was full of hard bones! I give you a coat, with peace in the front, happiness in the back, auspiciousness in the collar, wishful thinking in the sleeves, happiness in the buttons, and pockets full of warmth. Put it on and let it accompany you every day! Happy New Year! The company is like A big tree full of monkeys, looking up are all butts, looking down are all smiling faces, looking left and right are all ears and eyes. The Year of the Tiger is here, I wish you to climb up two more branches and see more smiling faces and less Butt! Happy New Year! May you be more popular than the Virgin Mary, be rich enough to be the mother of Bill Gates, be more heroic than Saddam Hussein, be as handsome as David Beckham, and be the international superman! What is Tianchang? What is Dijiu? Say happy new year and let you remember it forever! It takes three seconds for the stars to set, one day for the moon to rise, one year for the earth to revolve, twenty-four hours to miss someone, and a lifetime to love someone, but it only takes one second to send a thoughtful blessing: Happy Year of the Tiger! The spring breeze fills you; your family cares about you; love nourishes you; your friends are loyal to you; I am here to bless you; the lucky star will always shine on you. I sincerely wish you: Happy New Year! I hope that this blessing I send you is the freshest and the most refreshing one that you will never tire of reading. Happy New Year and all the best! I put my blessings and hope under the melting snow quilt. Let them grow along the spring seedlings, giving you richness and fragrance all year round. I wish you lots of wealth, lots of happiness, many wives and concubines, and lots of children and grandchildren in the new year. Touching and kissing here and there, moaning lightly, hugging the beauty from left to right and laughing, making Wei Xiaobao jealous and Ximen Qing jealous. At this moment, I miss you the most. Let the clouds carry your heartfelt blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a happy Year of the Tiger! I wish you all the seasons in the Year of the Tiger: a happy love, a strong body, a proud career, and a sweet life. I wish: The leader will favor you, the police will give way to you, the court will be with you, your official career will be with you, your daughter-in-law will be yours, you can eat and drink as you please, wealth will protect you, and you are the only one who will win the lottery! Legend has it that lavender has four green leaves: the first leaf is faith, the second leaf is hope, the third leaf is love, and the fourth leaf is luck.

I give you a lavender tree and wish you a happy Year of the Tiger! I wish you that in the new year, all your hopes will come true, all your dreams will come true, all your expectations will come true, and all your efforts will be fulfilled! The new year opens up new hopes, and the new blanks carry new dreams. Brush away the dust of the years, and let laughter and tears, love and sorrow condense into a thick crystal amber in your heart. Happy Year of the Tiger! Bamboo fires are safe, the Spring Festival is coming, blessings to loved ones, and lots of money! Wish my friends a prosperous Year of the Tiger! Bless your enemies, be kind and kind! I wish my love rival good luck! In the Year of the Tiger, I wish all my friends in the world: a comfortable job, a satisfactory salary, a warm bed, close friends, and a united lover, everything will go as planned, be happy forever, and everything will be satisfactory! May you embrace peace, health, happiness, joy, warmth, sweetness, wealth, and good fortune, enter the new year, and spend every day happily!