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My "Naughty Bag" Composition

In our daily study, work and life, everyone has tried to write a composition, which is an important means to cultivate people's observation, association, imagination, thinking and memory. What is the composition you have seen? The following is my composition of Naughty Bag, welcome to share.

My "naughty bag" composition 1 I have a kitten at home. When it first arrived at my house, it was only as big as a pencil case. The kitten is very fat and covered with yellow and white fluff. Very naughty. What a naughty boy.

When it was one month old, I was surprised to find that the kitten liked to eat bread crumbs made of flour, as well as cellulose-containing vegetables such as Chinese cabbage, celery and bean sprouts. As long as you see them, the kitten will rush over, eat them all without a few bites, and never let go of the oil, and always add them cleanly.

Now, the kitten is over three months old. Her body is as long as two Chinese books, her claws have become sharp, and she has learned to wash her face. The kitten combs her hair neatly and cleanly every day. Very greedy now. Not only does it eat what I give it, but its beautiful butterfly will catch it and eat it. Sometimes I am so hungry that he even wants to bite off some meat from my hand. It's noisy and always tries to annoy me. In a rage, I gave it a name-"Naughty Bag (Cat)". The "naughty bag" gradually grew up and the food intake gradually increased. One day, I went out with my family. When we came back, the kitten ate so hard that her stomach was full that she wouldn't give up. After eating for a long time, it got into the cupboard and hid with a steamed bread in its mouth.

I am extremely happy: the "naughty boy" has not only become fat, but also become smart. So, I took a piece of leftover meat and bones from the table and gave me a lovely "naughty bag (cat)"!

My "Naughty Bag" Composition 2 My sister's name is Nina Dai, and her nickname is Lele. It's almost 7 months now. I have a round face, big black eyes and a small cherry mouth. I smile every day. It's cute! Let's talk about what kind of baby my sister is.

At noon on Saturday, my mother let my sister sit on the bed and play, tossing and turning for a long time, and almost fell off the bed, which scared me to death. I said to her: Sister, you should be obedient, or you will fall. My sister smiled at me and thought I was teasing her. Once, when I was painting, my mother sat in my sister's arms. She always grabs my paper and pen. Every time I take something my sister wants more, I feel that my sister is very naughty. The other time was very interesting. My sister can recognize her mother's hug, but I can hug her without her. I want to hug her as soon as I see her. She just cried and wouldn't let me touch it. Sometimes I play with her, I say, my mother hugs my sister, and she pulls my hair with her hand. Sometimes I feel that my sister knows, and you say that my sister is cute or not. Let's talk about her lovely side Another time, I went out to play with my parents and sisters. When people see my sister, they all say, "Wow, this little baby is so beautiful and cute, and her eyes are like dolls." I am also very happy to hear that my sister is beautiful and lovely, because I have a lovely little sister!

My naughty boy composition 3 My sister is very funny. Speaking of fun, I have to start with my sister's smile. My sister's smile is slightly higher than mine. Every time she wakes up, there is always a poss-her mouth is crooked, her nose is high and her eyes are narrow. "Look at her funny appearance." Grandma said, "Make a fool of yourself again!" We all laughed.

Another feature of my sister is that she loves to cry. She cries when she is hungry, when she is thirsty, when she poops and farts, and even when she sleeps. There's nothing we can do about her.

Shit and fart are the funniest things for my sister. My sister took a shit today. Dad grinds a pot of water to wash his sister's ass and opens the diaper. Smell it, it stinks! Smell it again, smelly! Look again, wow, thin and smelly shit, mixed brand of urine and shit! "You eat sugar pills." Mom said, it's bullshit to you! "Bad guy!" Dad said. My ass hasn't been washed yet, and my dad was just about to wipe it, poof-poof! Pull again, the sound scared my dad, I thought it was my sister's stool sprayed on his face. Haha, I can't breathe with laughter.

I hope this way can last forever!

Sister, brother loves you!

I have a lovely cousin who is seven years old this year. He has thick black hair, a high nose and big eyes, and a small mouth that can only be rhetoric. His only shortcoming is that he likes to play. Although playing is a child's nature, I hate him for being naughty.

I was in trouble when my cousin came to my house. Once, I finished my homework and watched TV. My cousin ran to my room and looked around. Suddenly, he picked up my composition and studied it carefully. He found it too monotonous and tore it up while I was not paying attention. My ears are sharp, and I hear some discordant voices: "Chen Wenjing …". I hurried into the room. My cousin took the torn composition and said, "Your composition is not well written, so I tore it for you. I was so angry and anxious that I cried when I took a shot. " "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" This cry attracted my mother, and she scolded me without saying anything. You said, how wronged I am.

Once, I met him at school. I asked angrily, "How many points did you get in the mid-term exam?" He proudly said: "Chinese 82, math 86, awesome!" "awesome." I said, "Do you know what your parents did to you in such a poor mid-term exam?" My cousin seemed very dissatisfied with my answer and said, "Our class scored more than 70 points!" " "You see, I thought it was great to get more than 80 points in the first grade exam!

This is my cousin.

My Naughty Bag Composition 5 My mother is a teacher. She is tall and her eyes are not very big, but she looks good in my eyes, but she is as strict with me as her students.

Sometimes my mother will lose her temper with me when I do something wrong. When she lost her temper, she was as fierce as a big monster who breathed fire at me. I was so scared that I quickly apologized to my mother. Sometimes she is so gentle to me, which makes me feel very warm. Do you think she is naughty?

I remember one time, I borrowed my classmate's yo-yo to play, but I unconsciously took my classmate's yo-yo and exchanged it with another classmate. Two days later, my classmates came to me for toys, and I was immediately flustered ... Unexpectedly, this happened to be discovered by my mother, and I thought, this time I can make a big disaster. Sure enough, my mother's face was covered with dark clouds, and her eyes stared at me like fire, which scared me to admit my mistake and immediately returned the "yo-yo" to my classmates. My mother told me gently: "You can exchange your toys with others, but you can't just exchange other people's things." This is not right. Only by respecting others first will you get the respect of others and have more and better friends. " After listening to my mother's words, I realized that I was wrong and bowed my head in embarrassment. Mom is like this, sometimes fierce, sometimes gentle. Do you think she is naughty?

Although sometimes my mother is very strict with me, I still like my mother and love her more.

My "naughty bag" composition 6 My sister is a naughty bag. She can be both cute and annoying at times. This makes me angry and laugh. I really don't know what to do with her. My mother treats her as a baby, and I interjected,' How can this baby be a baby if it doesn't shine?' My sister has a pair of small eyes, a small nose and a small cherry mouth. Everyone loves her, and a hundred flowers blossom. They all say my sister is very beautiful. My sister's arithmetic is very interesting: 3+6 = 4. I really can't help her. She likes watching (Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf) best, and watching 180 times doesn't bother me. Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf started performing when I was six years old. It's almost seven years now. It is normal for a child to watch cartoons. Besides, she also likes to watch Garfield's happy life. My mother cut a mushroom head for her. Really like a melon skin buckle on her head. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,,,,. She loves to cry so much that she can't stop crying. It's really annoying She has just cried recently, so her face has turned red. Although it hurts, she still cries every day. There is nothing I can do about it. Let her cry. No one can control her anyway. Anyway, crying is good for your health. Crying will filter out the bacteria in your body. She is a good informer. Whenever we quarrel, she will snitch. Because I am older than her, she was in pain when we quarreled. Fortunately, she has a backer, and that backer is my mother. I have no choice but to wait for being scolded. This is my sister.

My "Naughty Bag" Composition 7 I have a cousin who is so naughty that people can't laugh or cry-MengMeng. She has big eyes and a pink mouth. I am chubby all over. I am two years old this year.

A friend's little sister wanted to play games with me yesterday. So little sister approached me bit by bit. Why do you want to approach me "bit by bit"? Because she doesn't know me yet. But who knows that my cousin MengMeng saw it and immediately hugged my leg and shouted at my little sister: "This is MengMeng's sister!" The cry frightened my little sister.

She likes jumping around in the chair very much. Once, she accidentally fell off the chair. I saw her crying with her mouth open and her eyes squeezed, but the tears didn't flow. After a while, she stopped screaming. I think she shouldn't dare to get on the chair again. But she began to jump into the chair again, probably forgetting the pain just now.

She is also a super emoticon. Once, she lost a tooth. As long as you shake that tooth with a little strength, she will scream. Whenever she sees sugar, she wants to cry because she can't eat it. Her crying/kloc-can be heard by people 0/00 kilometers away. Then the adults decided to buy her a lollipop. She licked the lollipop and was very happy.

This is my naughty cousin, a lamp that doesn't save fuel.